Kanye West Is Not Mad, He's Lazy
Why does Kanye West only type in CAPS on his blog? He's not screaming at you, he's just lazy. In one of his blog posts today, Kanye explains:
I USE ALL CAPS CAUSE I'M LAZY NOT MAD. I TYPE WITH ONE HAND AND HOLD THE PHONE WITH THE OTHER.
And his left foot is remixing music, his right foot is bottle feeding newborn kittens and his ass cheeks are knitting sweaters for homeless children. Kanye is so busy. SQUID BRAINS, please. You know what he's doing with that other hand. I'm always using my other hand to hold my "phone." I've also learned how to type and scroll with my nose, because then my other hand is free to poke at my iHole...I mean...iPod.
Kanye could still type with one hand in all lower case. Then it would feel like he was softly whispering in our eyes instead of yelling at us. Seriously, after reading a Kanye post, I have to wipe my face off, because it feels like he's spitting all over me while screaming.
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What the hell kind of sweater is that?!
bwahahaah OMG MK, i almost piss my pants!
jeje :D u're so funny
How come no live blogging the music awards!! eeeee it's WONKY!
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 8:47pm.
What the fux is the song nkotb singing in the beginning? Oh good lord can they
Leave that better singing to new edition or boys to men? They sound horrid to horrible.
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What the fux is the song nkotb singing in the beginning? Oh good lord can they
Leave that better singing to new edition or boys to men? They sound horrid to horrible.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
When is this homo coming out the closet?
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Is it Jan 20 yet?
Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 8:38pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 8:35pm.
Then how does he hit the exclamation point so often
Wit his thumb and another finger on the same hand. That's what I'm doing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Girl, please. You know his dick is double jointed.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
SHUT UP KANGAY! I'M ON THE PHONE!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 8:35pm.
Then how does he hit the exclamation point so often
Wit his thumb and another finger on the same hand. That's what I'm doing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
That's how my 14 year old sister types when the internet becomes serious business.
That's a sexy shirt he's wearing. I think I saw that on the Discount rack at K-Mart.
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It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 8:32pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 8:31pm.
Is her name Rosey Palms? I believe we've met.
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Damn! That bitch sure gets around!
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Then how does he hit the exclamation point so often?
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Years and years ago, when I was a boy, when there were wolves in Wales, and birds the color of red-flannel petticoats whisked past the harp-shaped hills...
Christina agulertia looks way better without the fake tits.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 8:31pm.
Is her name Rosey Palms? I believe we've met.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 8:28pm.
I type with one hand while holding my dick with the other, and I can still capitalize correctly.
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So, TV. Is that a testament to your mad skills or the woman you are talking to online? If it's the latter, I can introduce you to a friend of mine...
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Um...someone should tell Kanye that's not his phone.
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I type with one hand while holding my dick with the other, and I can still capitalize correctly.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 8:21pm.
Do you think that sweatshirt is real, or did MK photoshop it?
If it is real, Squid Brains has no dignity whatsoever.
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SQUID BRAINS, please. --MK
I like the red carpet guy hosting on the AMA's
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
That is quite possibly the dumbest looking sweatshirt in the history of humanity.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Why didn't he saved those caps for his mother before she decide to go for the operation?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
umm he's so damn lazy that he can't take one fucking millisecond to hit the caps lock key?! please.
MK I just love you so much. My heart is so full.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 8:12pm.
I STILL NEED TO HEAR FROM CHARLES MANSON ON ALL CAPS, O-FUCKING-KAY?
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Let it go Sheeps. Word on the street is he's a nasty character.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEwZIufmafo&feature=related
Yes but can his free hand not release the CAPS key?
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Here's a suggestion, move your hand to the right side of your keyboard and press that fucking caps lock.
Jesus!
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When all else fails, Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Fuck It!
I STILL NEED TO HEAR FROM CHARLES MANSON ON ALL CAPS, O-FUCKING-KAY?
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Years and years ago, when I was a boy, when there were wolves in Wales, and birds the color of red-flannel petticoats whisked past the harp-shaped hills...
He is full of Shyte!! This nicca really thinks we are stupid. Whatever I am not a fan but my son is and I ain't mad but Keep It REAL!!!
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