Kanye West Is Not Mad, He's Lazy

LAID OUT @ And his left foot is remixing music, his right foot is bottle feeding newborn kittens and his ass cheeks are knitting sweaters for homeless children.

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Sit yo ass down!

Kanye! You made me think of you while I was falling asleep and you can considered yourself warned. Your ass is grass and I'm a lawn mower next time we meet.

But this: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ON THE PHONE WHEN YOU GOTS IMPORTANT SHIT YOU NEED TO BE YELLING AT THE WORLD ABOUT!?!? SQUID BRAINS!!!

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Not lazy just stupid. Please STFU Kanye.

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how can he use the other hand to hold his phone and his dick at the same time?_____________________________________________
he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...

"my other hand is free to poke at my iHole" SUCIO!

lol

Another one with too much time on his hands. This guy is such a waste. Lazy maybe, stupid definitely.

Mytwocents lol he says he is using his cellphone..sure that's what they all say.:)

he is a pig

Submitted by sexy on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 5:27am.

I tap the cap one handed yo, brotha's be jelz of my skelz oh. Bring it.. Yo .. anyone?
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He he. But what are you doing with your other hand? No wait..don't answer that.

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If I saw a laughing MiserAlba riding on a flying Spaghetti Cat through a rainbow coming out of Tommy Girl's ass, I wouldn't even blink an eye -- MK

I tap the cap one handed yo, brotha's be jelz of my skelz oh. Bring it.. Yo .. anyone?

KANYE YOU JUST MADE YOURSELF LOOK MORE FUNNY BY TELLING US THIS....CAPTASTIC! Caproller.

Oh so he has bad manners coz HE'S LAZY.

Well then. That's perfectly excusable isn't it?

What a dog turd.
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"And I'm sure the bitch... was arrested for attack with a deadly gorgeous eyebrow.", MK.

tool

I could care less but I'm just too lazy.

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If I saw a laughing MiserAlba riding on a flying Spaghetti Cat through a rainbow coming out of Tommy Girl's ass, I wouldn't even blink an eye -- MK

It's called speakerphone or Bluetooth, asshole. Kanye's a 'tard. Holding the phone with his other hand, my prodigious ass. He's holding his nuts 'cause he thinks their so big and likes to remind himself that he's big pimpin'.

'Cause if there's one thing that she don't like, it's getting gang-raped and her hair extensions swiped...in the ghetto.

Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 11:43pm.

He definitely seemed wasted. Like he had to concentrate areala hard to get a stable sentence out.

I also thought he might possibly tip over.
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Mmhmm!! Must be riding the White Horse again. At least he wasn't as fucked up as COurtney Love was at the Pam Anderson Roast. Close, but not quite. LOVE your avatar, btw!

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 1:01am.
Submitted by la coocaracha on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 12:55am.

Nah. History paper due this week on the post office and how it changed lives socially, politically etc....

They might not have spelled very well back then but they could get some serious feelings on paper! That letter from Sullivan Ballou when he says "my love for you is deathless, it seems to bind me with mighty cables that nothing but omnipotence can break"

*wails* Do these men exist anymore?
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Man....that sounds like somthing outta twilight.

That type of man only exisit in an adolecent girls mind as a vampire I think....

Or he exisi for first couple days youve known a guy and hs still really struck by your beauty and making all kinds of declarations of love based on that....

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Sometimes dont ask to tell is NOT an issue.
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=459...

Submitted by la coocaracha on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 12:55am.

Nah. History paper due this week on the post office and how it changed lives socially, politically etc....

They might not have spelled very well back then but they could get some serious feelings on paper! That letter from Sullivan Ballou when he says "my love for you is deathless, it seems to bind me with mighty cables that nothing but omnipotence can break"

*wails* Do these men exist anymore?

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 12:47am.
And....

I just read his blog and I am now convinced that there has been a severe atrophy in the English language in the last few generations. Of course, it could be because I just read like 200 wartime love letters. *cries*
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Really?

What purpose? You just felt like crying today?

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Sometimes dont ask to tell is NOT an issue.
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=459...

And....

I just read his blog and I am now convinced that there has been a severe atrophy in the English language in the last few generations. Of course, it could be because I just read like 200 wartime love letters. *cries*

No way could someone like Kanye write a letter like one of those.

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Dick happens! - MK

I USE ALL CAPS CAUSE I'M LAZY NOT MAD. I TYPE WITH ONE HAND AND HOLD THE PHONE WITH THE OTHER.
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Oh Kanye, we know you come here to read the comments you nosy bitch! Why else would he post about it?

I guess he got one of those small phones....

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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.

It's TOM the ASSWIPE!! Shut the fuck up, you douche nozzle!!!!

Ah, feel so much better! Now I can sleep well. G'night!

**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**

Submitted by ChiliGurl on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 10:02pm.
Was it just me, or was Scott Weiland fucked up when he introduced Pink?
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He definitely seemed wasted. Like he had to concentrate areala hard to get a stable sentence out.

I also thought he might possibly tip over.

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Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 11:12pm.
Im confused...Tiger, did I offend you?
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Nooooooo! No offense! Nooooo...Just miss me my COMING BACK...:-( and Charles Manson can be funny too (not the person the poster)...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Im confused...Tiger, did I offend you?

Good point la coocaracha:

I guess we lose either way..

And did you hear him "give" one of his awards to Lil Wayne. Jimmy Kimmel made a comment about it telling him to make up his mind on whether or not he wants the award.

BondageBarbie, sorry I don't even remember what he was wearing..I think all black but maybe someone else paid more attention than me.

Submitted by la coocaracha on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 10:20pm.
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Yeah but if he loses then youre going to have to hear him scream about how he got jipped and the AMAs are rigged because hes the GREATEST MUSCIAN EVER!!! And if he dosent win then theres a conspricy and when....etc....on and on...

Submitted by Mittmah on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 10:14pm.
I wish the asshole would stop winning awards on the AMA's tonight because then I have to listen to the classless fuck talk about how he's going to be better than Elvis, etc. etc.

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Never go with a Hippy to a Second Location

If anything, typing in all caps requires an extra keystroke, i.e. more work. If he'd just said he was an idiot rather than lazy, this story would have been a lot more plausible.

Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 10:49pm.
The ONLY ONLY person I accept CAPS from is JIM...
Everyone else can eat shit
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Well, all caps Jim and...dare I say it...COMING BACK...Oh, and I like Charles Manson too...the poster not the person...all caps...Those are the only 3 allowed to post in all caps....because they are speshul and you are not K? Yeah, K...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

The ONLY ONLY person I accept CAPS from is JIM...
Everyone else can eat shit.

He is one UGLY fuckjob.

****"Just remember kids, someone else's meds are always better than your own..."****
Tigerlilly 11/14/08

Submitted by Mittmah on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 10:14pm.
I wish the asshole would stop winning awards on the AMA's tonight because then I have to listen to the classless fuck talk about how he's going to be better than Elvis, etc. etc.

I am stuck watching The Wonder Pets because of my lil one.What is Kayne wearing tonight?

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

http://www.myspace.com/384080529

Sorry, but in the outfit above he looks like the token 'special' assistant monitor on the short bus who only got the job cuz his ADHD meds were sorta workin'...sorta...

I like icecream...Ima gonna kill you, bitch...
sorta workin...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

This dude will def not type in all lowercase,that would be too submissive,Dominant-Alpha's always type with Me,My,that kind of thing ,he just took it one step further.I don't mind Kayne,he is an entertaining personality cause he is whacked.His douchiness is overridden by the crazy.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

http://www.myspace.com/384080529

Submitted by Mittmah on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 10:14pm.
I wish the asshole would stop winning awards on the AMA's tonight because then I have to listen to the classless fuck talk about how he's going to be better than Elvis, etc. etc.
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Yeah but if he loses then youre going to have to hear him scream about how he got jipped and the AMAs are rigged because hes the GREATEST MUSCIAN EVER!!! And if he dosent win then theres a conspricy and when....etc....on and on...

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creeps up behind me and shes like YAAAHHHH!

I wish the asshole would stop winning awards on the AMA's tonight because then I have to listen to the classless fuck talk about how he's going to be better than Elvis, etc. etc.

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Never go with a Hippy to a Second Location

Submitted by ChiliGurl on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 10:01pm.
What the FUCK is that thing on his forehead? Nevermind that queeny shirt, gurl.
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It's where an angel pressed his thumb and said, "Shh..don't tell anyone you were here."

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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.

Was it just me, or was Scott Weiland fucked up when he introduced Pink?
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The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. -- Wm. Blake

What the FUCK is that thing on his forehead? Nevermind that queeny shirt, gurl.
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The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. -- Wm. Blake

Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:48pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:42pm.

Mmmmm...bet that kitchen smells ripe.

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Oh, it is...*removing tiger apron*...Yes, I'm putting together a most scrumptious Douche/jenkem stew...I got the recipe from Martha Stewart, but I used human remains and of course poop as the base for my stock, however, our secret ingredient is similar...just a pinch of cinnamon...It should be delicious...*stirring pot*...Wait, wait, where are you going???? Since when does a DLister not like a big ol' pot of shit stew????

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:42pm.

Mmmmm...bet that kitchen smells ripe.

And jenkem is the right word for Kanye. Douche implies--by its very nature--at least a modicum of clean.

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SQUID BRAINS, please. --MK

Love his music. Hate his personality.

You'll love my blog:

http://MuchBetterThanWorking.blogspot.com

"SQUID BRAINS, please. You know what he's doing with that other hand. I'm always using my other hand to hold my "phone." I've also learned how to type and scroll with my nose, because then my other hand is free to poke at my iHole...I mean...iPod."

MICHAEL!! Good God man you have to take this shit on the road. I'm snorting mah crappucino on the damn keyboard.

Kanye is not even a Douche...That term is too good for him...He is Douche backwash, drunk and pissed out and mixed with Jenken...Diddy cooks that shit up on a stove with baking soda a smokes that shit in a crack pipe...Two of the BIGGEST douches in history...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

why does any one think we'd want to hear that miley cyrus brat sing? thats truly terrorism!!!!

Submitted by GlitterSha on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:20pm.

HE JUST WON AN AMA AND DECLARES WE WANTS TO BREAK RACIAL STEREOTYPES BY BEING ELVIS!
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I KNOW!!! I ALMOST FELL OUT MY CHAIR LAUGHING!!!!

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HE JUST WON AN AMA AND DECLARES WE WANTS TO BREAK RACIAL STEREOTYPES BY BEING ELVIS!

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Mel-Tang on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:06pm

And all the way cool Crayola shit they have now, all I had was the big box of 64 and that dumb ass sharpener that made crayon spears but you had to peel the wrapper back.
UGH! IMA SO JELUS!!!!

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

LA- LMAO. Yes! I saw the horse you can ride on and it actually moves. You can race with your friends. And the doggie named "Biscuit" is so freaking cute. I played with him in Wal-mart. LOL

Rich and famous people suck.

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Randomly off topic, ok, has anyone else seen all the cool shit out for kids this Xmas?????
The have a dinosaur that acts like it's alive and you can sit on it and everything!!!!
FUCK!
We never had this cool shit.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!