Thursday, November 27th 2008
Birthday Sluts
Michael Vartan (40)
Alison Pill (23)
Jaleel White (32)
Twista (35)
Samantha Harris (35)
Brooke Langton (38)
Robin Givens (44)
Fisher Stevens (45)
Victoria Gotti (46)
Caroline Kennedy (51)
William Fichtner (52)
Bill Nye (53)
Kathryn Bigelow (57)
Jayne Kennedy (57)
Manolo Blahnik (66)
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Submitted by patty cake on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 1:20am.
I have been to that lil Hyannis museum and it is great!
Happy Turkey
Isn't it? Same to you.
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Or we walked on the white shore. "Can the fishes see it's snowing?"
Yeah,
I freaked out yesterday. Maybe it was that shit that happened in Mumbai that put me over the edge. Maybe it was drowning in a sea of bad economy news. (I wrote something to Deb last night under the Bobby Brown/Houston post, explains better).
I took my rage out on this site because perezhilton's response space couldn't fit my rant. It was an asshole move. I now realize that Dlisted actually cuts up celebrities.
Dlisted is pretty cool, and funny.
I should have hit up an actual fan site and not a place where people come to snark.
Sorry I fucked with your shit, everyone.
Peace.
Sheeps
'I have been to that lil Hyannis museum and it is great!
Happy Turkey
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Um, it would seem you yourself have been sucked into this tractor beam of banality as evidenced by your post here.
Welcome to the short bus, Blondey.
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Submitted by Mr. Blonde on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 4:45pm.
So do a lot of other people who don't get sucked into this tractor beam of banality.
But this is just retarded. Seriously. Think about it.
Be selective about what your brain gets exposed to.
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That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.--Lindalou, 11/25/2008
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 8:02pm.
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Thanks, Joe. Was a great day all around. Only tradition left is to enjoy pie while watching National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Btw, sent you a msg :)
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 7:53pm.
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Tee hee! It's a date Nitty! Hope all that bird went down well.
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I can't play bridge. I don't play tennis. All those things that people learn, and I admire, there hasn't seemed time for. But what there is time for is looking out the window~A. Munro
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 7:19pm.
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*dabbing daintily at last bit of gravy*
Joe, like you have to even ask? Consider it a date. I must ask we not include the donkey until after the chess game, however. When he loses he just makes a complete ass out of himself.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Happy Birthday, Caroline Kennedy! Thank you for being with us.
And happy day, Bill Nye, science guy. You are one cool dude! I can live on science alone ♫
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Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 4:48pm.
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Nitty you're probably stuffing...ooo, sorry. I mean delicately chewing some turkey right now but I have a confession...I'm a chess virgin. I pretend I can play because my kids can. I say we meet in Del Rio and you can teach me? (IG and the donkey can come too. Hey - where is IG anyway??)
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I can't play bridge. I don't play tennis. All those things that people learn, and I admire, there hasn't seemed time for. But what there is time for is looking out the window~A. Munro
Similarity with Hugh Grant though.
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Woah, Mr. Blonde's intense pseudo-intellectualism is truly out of control.
Mr. Blonde, you have truly put my life as a celebrity gossip junkie into perspective. I prostrate myself in front of the sheer power of your internet-based-intellectual fury. You have inspired me to walk away from D-listed and replace it with Derrida. Then my life, like yours, will finally have meaning.
p.s. Valtrex: ((((((kisshug))))) -- before my bf catches me licking my laptop scree ;D
.... mmmmmmm hot toddies iz goood!
Mr. Blonde,
If you want rabid fans you should take your act over to Just Jared and I double dog dare you to write something hateful about Angelina Jolie...Now that would be research!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Nitwitty,
You're right.
What an idiot I am to not have been able to figure out the difference between a fan site and a snark site.
Either way, I got what I wanted - which was to stir some shit up.
By the way, I don't hang out at those places. I hang out at Jewish Delicatessens. Fuck those are good sandwiches.
Submitted by Mr. Blonde on Thu, 11/27/2008 -
".... I just have my opinions and I wanted to share it with people. My purpose was to gauge something from people who are truly obsessed with this shit."
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Then you need to go to a celebrity fan site. Snark, meaning snide remark, in no way celebrates the celebrities, we come to this space to laugh at the absurd. Basically, you are being absurd to state that we here, are dumbed down for entertaining a chat that revolves around celebrities. I'd like someone to go wherever it is that you relax and cut loose, oh say a chess club meeting, and holler, "What a bunch of nerds, you're all gonna' die virgins," and see if that doesn't offend anyone.
Just plain bad form.
side note: Nothing against chess, since I enjoy and play rather well.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Ok.
Stop for a moment and think about why exactly you are on this website. Think about how useful all this "reporting" is to your daily existence. Think about whether these celebrities really care about what you think of them. Better yet, think about the psychology (subconscious or not) behind always wanting to (or "needing" to) know the latest "news" about these people. What is it about you people that trigger the desire to know how many tapeworm-addled Ethiopian infants Brangelina have collected so far? Why does Lindsay Lohan's sexual orientation top your list of things to keep tabs on? Amy Winehouse clearly could give two shits about her own well-being, so why do you?
Just stop for a moment and really, I mean REALLY, think about this.
This compulsion to feed yourself with oodles of useless celebrity gossip really does say something about Western culture (even though it's not so much a culture as it is a brooding group of very, very sad and inert individuals), doesn't it? More importantly, it says a whole lot more about the human mind and its current state of de-evolution. It's tragic.
When will you people realize that this shit is designed for one simple purpose: To make you stupid. It's actually quite simple. Keep the masses entertained - no - occupied with mindless bullshit so that they continue to support this pitiless industry. Create a race of vegetables incapable of critical thought so that they do anything but inquire into the real issues of our world.
Don't get me wrong. I love movies, plays, music, fashion and all other forms of art. I even greatly admire actors and athletes and directors and all artistic professionals of the like. So do a lot of other people who don't get sucked into this tractor beam of banality.
But this is just retarded. Seriously. Think about it.
The media is a very powerful tool of control. You don't see it, but there are people at the top of this business who are very smart about how they dupe you into subscribing to this crap.
Be selective about what your brain gets exposed to.
Cool, Valtrex.
I find you hilarious too (well your picture anyway). Devil's Rejects was a great flick.
And you do care.
If you didn't, you wouldn't have responded.
... Mr. Blonde needs to work on his trollin' skills, 'cause damn he sounds like Dr. Eeeeevil texting Austin Powers.
-- oh yeah, and happy T-giving all ya hot slutties <3
Submitted by Mr. Blonde on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 4:27pm.
You didn't offend me, I'd have to actually care for that to happen. I find you hilarious.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Yes, Team Valtrax.
That's what I meant.
Did I offend you? It sounds like I did.
Look man (or woman) I'm not here to quarrel. For all I know, you could be incredibly smart and intellectual.
All I wanted to do was push some buttons. Conduct an experiment, if you will. That's all.
I'll be the first to say that I'm no model for all that's good and virtuous in life. I just have my opinions and I wanted to share it with people. My purpose was to gauge something from people who are truly obsessed with this shit.
I'm fucked up. I don't think inside the box. I fuck with people's heads all the time.
But it's all in good fun.
So, I'm sorry if I offended you.
Submitted by Mr. Blonde on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 4:17pm.
Don't you mean figuratively eat this stuff? If I was doing it literally, I'd have to eat my computer monitor.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
You're right, Joe Shmoe.
I didn't mean to call you a crackhead. And by the sounds of it, you are an educated person capable of thought.
By that, I was addressing those who literally live, breathe and eat this stuff.
I apologize if I offended you.
Submitted by Mr. Blonde on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 4:06pm.
You're totally right, Nitwitty.
So, can you believe Angelina is preggers again?
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Hahahaha! Touche' Unfortunately, I'm pretty sure you might have lost two IQ points when you typed that!
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by Mr. Blonde on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 3:51pm.
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I can appreciate the point(s) you're trying to make, but if don't want to offend people, (as you claim) try eliminating passages such as the following:
"Because if you ask me (and a shitload of other educated folks) there is nothing that separates someone who's obsessed with celebrity gossip from a crackhead"
Because whatever credibility you garner in the first part of your lecture evaporates if I'm called a crackhead. You know?
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I can't play bridge. I don't play tennis. All those things that people learn, and I admire, there hasn't seemed time for. But what there is time for is looking out the window~A. Munro
You're totally right, Nitwitty.
So, can you believe Angelina is preggers again?
OMG, Mr. BLONDE! THAT'S SPAMMING!
WE're THINKING! WE're THINKING!
OK?!?
;p
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Submitted by Mr. Blonde on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 3:51pm.
Oh.
And I'm not trying to offend anyone.
If anything, I'm trying to make some people think.
Something that a lot of us opt not to do for some reason these days.
So if you found yourself reading this and feeling offended, I apologize.
Didn't mean for that.
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Well, to offend us we'd actually have to understand what you wrote. Obviously, we're too dumb to do this since we sit on our fat asses eating cheeto casseroles, watching movies and commenting on celebs 365 days a year.
But, a heads up for you; you've been here all of 45 minutes and posted the same diatribe on every thread. We've got really short attention spans here and since this is a celebrity SNARK blog, you may want to add a few Brangelina or Unfitney's to your posts. Btw, Welcome to Dlisted.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Oh.
And I'm not trying to offend anyone.
If anything, I'm trying to make some people think.
Something that a lot of us opt not to do for some reason these days.
So if you found yourself reading this and feeling offended, I apologize.
Didn't mean for that.
Nice eye, no means NO motherfucker!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Happy Birthday sluts!
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Deb - that party post was great thanks.
Do people normally take home opened wine after a party? I had no idea that was an option. Clearly I haven't been specific enough in my doggy bag requests.
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Oh no you din't!!
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 12:45pm.
Our dear Mayor Villaraigosa (wags call him Reconquista) was secretly nailing a hot Spanish political reporter while married. He's recently infamous for announcing the "one millionth" filled pothole since he took office. (When pressed, his office could identify only 58,000. Even if the number is one million, I'd say there are 5 million more to go.)
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“It’s kind of cool to just leave the narrative what it is. People are stoked or pissed or whatever. And you’re like, you know what, I don’t think anyone really has the real story.”
Sheeps
"Now he's in line for some post or other (he's kind of a talentless hack with a good eye for PR)."
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You could be describing most politicians!
WKS and Skakel = rich, entitled drunk aholes
ImpertinentVixen
The Philly area also has many Irish Catholics who worship at the Kennedy altar.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Sheeps: Probably. I left MA 17 years ago, so I'm not in the know. I would assume the worship continues, despite all the tarnish.
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
Vartan was super hot on that tv show with Jennifer Garner, but in that picture he looks like he's either high or he didnt sleep in a very long time...
Submitted by cici on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 11:45am
My master plan was to marry JFK Jr. I told my friends they could have Teddie Jr and the Shrivers. Who, BTW, aren't too tough to look at.
Have a wonderful Thanksgiving & catch you later!
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 11:47am.
Caroline def bet on the right horse before a lot of other people did. Our Hispanic mayor in LA started out pimping Hillary, then quickly jumped ship when Obama won the primaries. Now he's in line for some post or other (he's kind of a talentless hack with a good eye for PR).
Yes, Wm Kennedy Smith and Michael Skakel are classic Kennedy men, eh?
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“It’s kind of cool to just leave the narrative what it is. People are stoked or pissed or whatever. And you’re like, you know what, I don’t think anyone really has the real story.”
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 10:43am.
Wow that Chappaquiddick stuff is chilling stuff.
I respect Caroline Kennedy a lot. I think Obama will give her an ammbassadorship.
Remember that William Kennedy Smith rape trial in the 90's?
I actually worked a private party for his group, Doctors Without Borders, in a restaurant by Chicago's Symphony Center.
He was as smarmy as you'd think he could be. Rude, condescending, cheap, and when the party was over, he insisted on taking all the left over wine himself.
Ann Landers and Anthony Greely were at the party too. She was flawless, with perfect helmet hair!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
"When I was little, I wanted to marry JFK Jr. Gawd, he was gorgeous. I called it way before People mag."
Me too Flatsie!!! I discovered him in the 70's way before the world did. So so sad he's gone. Me thinks he was murdered. How could he have been lost if he crashed right in front of the island where he was about to land???
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 11:11am.
Makes sense, tho there are a bunch of (somewhat tarnished) Kennedys still in the pipeline. I like how the White House press corps gave JFK a free pass. It got even worse after he was martyred.
ITA on the free pass. Hollywood and politics was pretty much a smoke screen. Everything gets uncovered these days.
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She's flat and that's that!
That Bill Fichtner is a truly hot slut.
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Submitted by Flatsy on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 11:05am.
Sheeps, not so much worshipped anymore. As the older folks pass away, younger people barely know their story. It's interesting how the media was manipulated by Joe Sr back then. Also, it was a much more innocent time.
Makes sense, tho there are a bunch of (somewhat tarnished) Kennedys still in the pipeline. I like how the White House press corps gave JFK a free pass. It got even worse after he was martyred.
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“It’s kind of cool to just leave the narrative what it is. People are stoked or pissed or whatever. And you’re like, you know what, I don’t think anyone really has the real story.”
Sheeps, not so much worshipped anymore. As the older folks pass away, younger people barely know their story.
It's interesting how the media was manipulated by Joe Sr back then. Also, it was a much more innocent time.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 10:51am.
Old Joe was a horny old goat with no morals whatsoever, and his family is a treasure trove of dirt.
ITA. Well said. Despite all that, am I right that they're still worshiped by many in MA?
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“It’s kind of cool to just leave the narrative what it is. People are stoked or pissed or whatever. And you’re like, you know what, I don’t think anyone really has the real story.”
When I was little, I wanted to marry JFK Jr. Gawd, he was gorgeous. I called it way before People mag.
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She's flat and that's that!
Talking about the Kennedys: So many people lionize JFK for being the hope of the country as president, when in actuality Papa Joe bought that election for him. He won by the smallest margin in history. It's terribly tragic he was assassinated, not making light of it at all, but he was not the heroic golden boy he was made out to be. He didn't even write Profiles in Courage and yet won a Pulitzer for it. Style over substance is the order of the day in that entire family, and Jackie was right on to marry Ari and take her kids with her.
Papa Joe also lobotomized poor mentally retarded Rosemary behind Rose's back. She was pretty functional before he did that, and not so much after. She had to be "put away." Papa Joe was afraid of her libidinous tendencies.
All this said, I do find it fasciating to read about these people. Old Joe was a horny old goat with no morals whatsoever, and his family is a treasure trove of dirt.
EDIT: The straight dope on Profiles in Courage:
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2478/did-john-f-kennedy-really-...
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
i need to fuck m vartan. ive needed to fuck that dude since never been kissed. he is exactly what my vadge needs.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 10:27am.
I think the Kennedy Curse isn't really a curse. In a way it's more Kennedy Karma.
Yup. The dumbest death was John, Jr's. He had no business flying. You prolly know this, Deb, but in Boston, for a lot of people, the Kennedys are golden, saintly, and can do no wrong. I still shake my head at how Ted skated for Chappaquiddick.
Edit: A factual, yet biased, report on the Chappaquiddick accident: http://www.ytedk.com/
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“It’s kind of cool to just leave the narrative what it is. People are stoked or pissed or whatever. And you’re like, you know what, I don’t think anyone really has the real story.”
I think the Kennedy Curse isn't really a curse. In a way it's more Kennedy Karma. Joe Kennedy, the family patriarch, was as crooked as a barrel of snakes. Evil through and through. A womanizer and Nazi sympathizer. All he cared about was winning at all costs. Just zero conscience.
Cut to poor, holy Rose Kennedy, praying and making babies, knowing what a shit her husband was.
Who knows? The bigger the family, the more chances are that some will die.
As money hungry as she may have been, Jackie gets kudos from me for taking Caroline and John out of the Kennedy snake pit. She married Onassis because he was mega-rich, which gave her the power to have her children with her.
Sorry for rambling...What was I talking about?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"