Illeana Douglas' Message For The Paps
Illeana Douglas was on Chelsea Lately or some shit talking about how she carries signs with important messages on them just in case the paparazzi are having a slow day and decide to take a picture of her ass. Well, one of her signs came in handy yesterday while she was having coffee with Cheri Oteri and Janeane Garofalo. Illeana takes that shit seriously. It's typed and fucking laminated. That shit takes time.
Although, I know a homeless dude who would not approve of her sign. This dude likes his privacy. He's always outside of my local Duane Reade and the two times I've made eye contact with him, he's said, "What are you looking at, you fag?!" Both fucking times! So whenever I'm feeling very ungay, I'll just skip down to the Duane Reade and let that hot homeless dude remind me of my ultra gayness. I can always count on him!
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I don't even know who this bitch is.
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Dick happens! - MK
No, seriously, homeless people don't want their picture taken... they want money, they want food, they want something but it's not having their picture taken! I mean, some homeless people might *let* you take their picture but that's not what they *want*. They have pride, too. At least that was my experience when I used to wander the streets for various photography classes.
You got that right, zomay. I'll stand right behind you and shake my fist.
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Submitted by zomay on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 7:18pm.
I don't like hearing people being mean to you Michael K. I would for sure kick him in the balls
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Yes, you read the word "Playboy" correctly. Not Playpig, Playdoggy or Playraggedywiglover.(MK)
Is she giving advise about homelessness over a cappuccino? Bitch has some nerve. All the craft time she used putting that piece o'shit together she could have given several homeless men a hand job.
So when she goes to kinkos and does all this, is it a tax write off?
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Submitted by mccullen on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 7:11pm.
i want to sit at the cool girls' table...
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Sweet Pea, you at the cool girls' table right now.
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Yes, you read the word "Playboy" correctly. Not Playpig, Playdoggy or Playraggedywiglover.(MK)
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 7:20pm.
Submitted by Mickey Anonymouse on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 7:17pm.
Is Garofalo dating Henry Rollins? If not she should -- she's like the female version of him.
I know you're joking, but I'm pretty sure all three of them are gayelle.
You're including Rollins in that, right?
...and someone needs to lend Oteri a sharpie...where her brows at?
Submitted by Mickey Anonymouse on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 7:17pm.
Is Garofalo dating Henry Rollins? If not she should -- she's like the female version of him.
I know you're joking, but I'm pretty sure all three of them are gayelle.
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Years and years ago, when I was a boy, when there were wolves in Wales, and birds the color of red-flannel petticoats whisked past the harp-shaped hills...
It's in all caps. I hope Kanye doesn't see this and get any ideas. Every photo of him will have a laminated message like this.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
How about celebrities that LOOK like they're homeless? Does that count?
Seriously. good point.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
"He's always outside of my local Duane Reade and the two times I've made eye contact with him, he's said, "What are you looking at, you fag?!"
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I don't like hearing people being mean to you Michael K. I would for sure kick him in the balls and people elbow him in the eye. Then I would tell him next time he sees you, he better say 'Hello Mr. K man, how is your day going.'
Are those tats real on Garofalo? I hope not. I know folks who love tats really love 'em but I think ninety percent of the time they scream "bad decision"....
Is Garofalo dating Henry Rollins? If not she should -- she's like the female version of him.
If she really cared for the homeless, she would have used an old tomato box and used her feces as ink.
Dear MK,
I think that we should make up our own signs.
Love,
Cuntylicious LeScrew
Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 7:12pm.
Haha!
She must have those signs in her bag for years. I agree with her, there is alot better out there to photograph other then Linds and SamRo. A dog taking a poop would be better.
Start filming the homeless? I thought the paps already took pictures of Keanu Reeves.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
That sign is total lamesauce, but I would love to hang out at that table with them.
How often does she carry that thing with her?
She's not exactly a pap target.
Pap target - that sounds vaguely dirty.
i want to sit at the cool girls' table...
Must be a slow day if the paps wanna film her. Final stops also are important
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Years and years ago, when I was a boy, when there were wolves in Wales, and birds the color of red-flannel petticoats whisked past the harp-shaped hills...