Illeana Douglas' Message For The Paps
Illeana Douglas was on Chelsea Lately or some shit talking about how she carries signs with important messages on them just in case the paparazzi are having a slow day and decide to take a picture of her ass. Well, one of her signs came in handy yesterday while she was having coffee with Cheri Oteri and Janeane Garofalo. Illeana takes that shit seriously. It's typed and fucking laminated. That shit takes time.
Although, I know a homeless dude who would not approve of her sign. This dude likes his privacy. He's always outside of my local Duane Reade and the two times I've made eye contact with him, he's said, "What are you looking at, you fag?!" Both fucking times! So whenever I'm feeling very ungay, I'll just skip down to the Duane Reade and let that hot homeless dude remind me of my ultra gayness. I can always count on him!
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Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:39pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:35pm.
Sorry, but this whore should be grateful anyone wants to take her picture because no one knows who she is anymore, and if she's SO CONCERNED about the homeless, then maybe she's in a BETTER position to do SOMETHING about it than some poor schlub photog who is relegated to take pics of this nobody...
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Oh, and I guess you expect me to return my National Geographic Press Pass now?
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This is CLEARLY staged because who even knows who this whore is???? Ok, and even if you do, this dumb whore has been HOUNDED by the paps??? Yeah, no...This is a DESPERATE ploy for attention...Seriously HOW PATHETIC...Oh, and I'm sure the homeless have SOOOO benefitted from your attention whore fuckery! DIE, WHORE!
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Three nobody's sit down in a cafe and have a cup of coffee..... Wait that was the joke?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:44pm.
Yeah, but did you know that without googling him?
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:42pm.
As much as I like her and as good an actress as I think she is, I am having a difficult time figuring out why anyone would want to take her picture.
Except, of course, for the fact that she is screen legend Melvyn Douglas's granddaughter.
Wasn't there some other twat who got pissed off because somebody didn't know who she was and she said "Google me ya dumb fuck."
Someone's daughter...who was that?
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I love it! Cheri Oteri needs all the publicity she can get, for reals.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:42pm.
OOOOH girl! Deshawn Snow is married to a famous athlete.
I saw one episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta, and all I have to say about Ms. Snow is that her husband HAS to be a down-low brutha or getting some one the side, because I can't believe her husband would be satisfied with her.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:37pm.
Do any of you know who Joseph Cotten was?
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ANOTHER screen legend.
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Citizen Kane
Touch of Evil
The Third Man
Soylent Green.
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YAAAAAAAY! How you been my dear? I blew the most impressive booger today. I thought of you.
OOOOH girl! Deshawn Snow is married to a famous athlete. She was pissed on the show when someone interviewed as her personal assistant and didn't know who she was! lol She was all "She could have googled me." hahaha
I still don't know who this Illeana chick is. I've seen tons of movies, but don't remember her. And the way I look at it is, you signed up for showbiz, so now let them take your picture. Suck it up.
Rich and famous people suck.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:35pm.
Is that one of your hairballs on her head? I didnt know hairballs came highlighted.
Classy.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:35pm.
Sorry, but this whore should be grateful anyone wants to take her picture because no one knows who she is anymore, and if she's SO CONCERNED about the homeless, then maybe she's in a BETTER position to do SOMETHING about it than some poor schlub photog who is relegated to take pics of this nobody...
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Oh, and I guess you expect me to return my National Geographic Press Pass now?
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:33pm.
Ok now we are even. I have no idea who Deshawn Snow is.
It is true, though...even though I am within seconds of finding the answer to anything I need/want to know and I don't even have to move my ass, sometimes I am just too lazy to look it up.
Just think if we had to actually go to the library to look stuff up!?!?
The good ol' days.
I yell because I care.
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YAAAAAAAY! How you been my dear? I blew the most impressive booger today. I thought of you.
Do any of you know who Joseph Cotten was? He was a first cousin of my great-grandmother.
Sorry, but this whore should be grateful anyone wants to take her picture because no one knows who she is anymore, and if she's SO CONCERNED about the homeless, then maybe she's in a BETTER position to do SOMETHING about it than some poor schlub photog who is relegated to take pics of this nobody...
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:27pm.
I knew Ileana had family connections
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as far as I am concerned she is Hollywood royalty
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YAAAAAAAY! How you been my dear? I blew the most impressive booger today. I thought of you.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:29pm.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:22pm.
Mrs. Kravitz! You just went all "Kanye" on my arse. I don't know who these people are!! I'm sorry!! The only Douglas' I know are Kirk, Michael, and Mike of the "Mike Douglas Show." That was the shiznit.
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It's okay, Mel.. I feel the same way. I'm sure we'd never know who Angelina is if she didn't scream, "Google me you dumbfuck! I'm John Voight's daughter."
LOL She didn't say that, Deshawn Snow of Real Housewives of Atlanta said that! (minus the John Voight part, though). haha
Rich and famous people suck.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:22pm.
Mrs. Kravitz! You just went all "Kanye" on my arse. I don't know who these people are!! I'm sorry!! The only Douglas' I know are Kirk, Michael, and Mike of the "Mike Douglas Show." That was the shiznit.
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It's okay, Mel.. I feel the same way. I'm sure we'd never know who Angelina is if she didn't scream, "Google me you dumbfuck! I'm John Voight's daughter."
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Mrs. K, yeah, I just didn't feel like IMDb'ing. Sometimes I watch old movies. Like the ones on Lifetime and junk like that.
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I knew Ileana had family connections (funny how that's so often the case in Hollywood), but I'd just always assumed she was related to Kirk Douglas.
I've always had a generally positive impression. She doesn't look like every other actress out there.
MIKE DOUGLAS!!!!
OMG, that takes me back to the good old days.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:22pm.
Mrs. Kravitz! You just went all "Kanye" on my arse.
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LOL, yes dear, I certainly did. She's not exactly a household name but she's a great actress and her grandfather Melvyn was legend in his own time.
Hey, ya got the entire universe's knowledge at your fingertips, you could look it up.
Do you like old movies, like from the 30's and 40's? I do.
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YAAAAAAAY! How you been my dear? I blew the most impressive booger today. I thought of you.
I like Illeana in "To Die For". Otherwise her bug eyes creep me out.
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Mrs. Kravitz! You just went all "Kanye" on my arse. I don't know who these people are!! I'm sorry!! The only Douglas' I know are Kirk, Michael, and Mike of the "Mike Douglas Show." That was the shiznit.
Rich and famous people suck.
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Multiple Oscar-winner Melvyn Douglas was one of the finest actors ever produced by the United States. In addition to his two Oscars, he also won a Tony Award and an Emmy. Douglas would enjoy cinema immortality if for no other reason than his being the man who made Greta Garbo laugh in Ernst Lubitsch's classic comedy Ninotchka (1939), but he was much, much more.
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YAAAAAAAY! How you been my dear? I blew the most impressive booger today. I thought of you.
No Mel, that was Talia Shire, Godfather Talia Shire.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:17pm.
SCREEN LEGENDS!!!
THEY ARE SCREEN LEGENDS!!!!!
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YAAAAAAAY! How you been my dear? I blew the most impressive booger today. I thought of you.
Oh I know now! She was Rocky's wife in "Rocky." Adrienne.
Rich and famous people suck.
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what is wrong with you hworez today anyway?
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:15pm.
You slutz seriously have no idea who she is?!?!?
She's the granddaughter of screen legends Melvyn Douglas and Helen Gahagan.
That didn't help me any. Who the hell are they?
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I believe she was on NYPD Blue, right?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
ginger_t, maybe you could give me some examples of things she's been in, because I've never heard of her. I don't care for the mainstream 'actress,' either. Actually, I don't care for most of Hollywood.
Rich and famous people suck.
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Mickey Anonymouse on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:09pm
Oh, I don't watch that show.
I'm glad she's working though, she was funny on SNL.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
You slutz seriously have no idea who she is?!?!?
She's the granddaughter of screen legends Melvyn Douglas and Helen Gahagan.
Sheesh!!!
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YAAAAAAAY! How you been my dear? I blew the most impressive booger today. I thought of you.
Mel Tang: That "dumb attention whore" is a fucking, funny, talented character actress who's turned in some priceless performances. The reason you don't know who she is is because the media only like to plaster skinny, blond, big titted "A" list actors (and I use that term loosely), or full on drugged up winners, on tabloid covers and cable shows, cuz that's what the lowest common denominator in our country likes to gobble up.
She forgot a period at the end of the second sentence. Dumb bitch.
Rich and famous people suck.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 8:34pm.
> Cheri Oteri, where has that ho been?
that ho was just on Boston Legal this very week!
Who does that skank thinks she is Oscar Wilde? If you're gonna act tard-be funny! It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.
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I'd schtup those lesbians. "Ladies: if you ever want to confirm your sexual orientation, the Anonymouse is ready and willing." That's an excerpt from the letter I'm sending their agents.
luv all three. however, the insulting sign should atleast be funny.
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Um, who the hell is this dumb attention whore? Never heard of her.
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Ha! We used to have this homeless crackhead guy - he was fine if he was singing. And he had a beautiful voice - you could hear him for block. But God Forbid he should stop singing cuz then he'd start cornering people and yelling crackery at them.
We have this old guy who's not homeless but he takes a lot of walks. Don't come downtown unprepared folks. I find it hilarious when he corners a bunch of unsuspecting touristas for a chat. I'll pass by and see him, do all my grocery shopping, grab a snack, pick up my laundry, pass by again and VOILA! They are still there! Haha!
One guy is STILL mad at me cuz I didn't have any Tylenol on me one day.
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I don't even know who these people are...this biznatch should thank the people who took this pic cuz it made her news for like a second.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
angel_i on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 8:36pm
fank u very mucho.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I've always liked her.
She is a character actress, and I'm sure isn't followed around that much. I don't get why she carries a sign.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 8:34pm.
Cheri Oteri, where has that ho been?
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She just did this movie - aw fuck, what's it called? It was a funny movie based on a comic, I think - oyeah! Southland Tales. I thought it was fun:) And Cheri was great. She was, like, a militant feminazi.
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TITS! Teehee! WOOT WOOT, stop biting your nails bitchez!
Anyhoo...when I lived on 5th and 14th there was a crazy homeless man down the road who would spit at you if you looked at him. If I were homeless, Id spit too.
But he wore a boa, and that's why I stared...
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Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 8:25pm.
Nitty, I'm totally into the classics. Just the other day I rented "A Tale of Two Titties".
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We need the tale of two Nitties!
OT....Where the hell is James Haven?????
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Cheri Oteri, where has that ho been?
*flash backs of spirit cheerleader*
I suppose Illeana has a point, but did she have to laminate the damn thing.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
These twats take themselves way too seriously...give me Britney Spears anytime. At least she's entertaining.
Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 8:25pm.
Nitty, I'm totally into the classics. Just the other day I rented "A Tale of Two Titties".
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OK : reference earlier post about taking up cross-stitching.
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doy. all three of these self-important pseudo-intellectual skanks can get bent.