Gorgeous Mug Shots Of The Day
Last week The Smoking Gun displayed a bevy of gorgeous mug shots, but these two stopped my mouse dead in its track because of their serious eyebrow game. I bet you the beauty above didn't even do anything wrong. She was just walking the streets, being hot, when a police officer became mesmerized by her glamour and realized a chola beauty like this should not go undocumented. Her mug shot could be on the cover of Vogue, Elle, Seventeen or a package of Sharpies. Ty Ty Banks needs to stop filming the next season of "America's Next Top Model," because I already found her winner right here.
And I'm sure the bitch below was arrested for attack with a deadly gorgeous eyebrow. His nose and mouth are trying to run off his face, because they know that they can't compete with those exquisite eyebrows.
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Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 12:44pm.
The best bet for the guy with FUCK LAPD tattooed on his head is to move to NY and hope there's some sort of rivalry between the police departments.
yes, genuis!
like an eastcoast/westcoast kinda thing.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 12:46pm.
The top one looks like she was arrested in Staples for eating Sharpies.
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Ha! You just reminded me of my favourite daycare questions:
"So, you've been tasting markers, huh?"
"They're not yummy, are they?"
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In this day and age how can people not realize how hideous that black lip liner looks? And homegirl is trying really hard to give herself some Angie lips...oh well, this and the mullet will probably always be lurking. Some people can just not accept how ugly it is. The only thing chick is missing is some white eye shadow.
Hekki,
I love that your 4 year old is a member of FDOA (Future Dlisters of America).
Don' these bitches know to go to Glamour Shots before getting arrested?
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The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. -- Wm. Blake
screw the black, who lines their lips at ALL anymore?
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things haven't been the same, since you came into my life
-Madonna "Secret"
The "Glamour Don't Pictures" are getting rougher.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I"
The top one looks like she was arrested in Staples for eating Sharpies.
The best bet for the guy with FUCK LAPD tattooed on his head is to move to NY and hope there's some sort of rivalry between the police departments.
Fuck, Alexis Arquette looks beat DOWN in the 2nd pic!!
The first pic reminds me of this email a friend sent me (NOT politically correct) as to why we need to keep cholas away from the sharpie markers!
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The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. -- Wm. Blake
what the fuck is tHAT? who lines their lips in black?
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things haven't been the same, since you came into my life
-Madonna "Secret"
Girlfriends nose and lips are also running in opposite directions.
ROFFPNMFPLMFAO
It's too early in the morning for this. Need coffee to appreciate this level of beauty.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 12:28pm.
I guess if you're a man who paints on his eyebrows you get punched in the nose a lot.
hahahahaha. Or nut-butted.
1 mug- very festive with the red and green hair, the rest is too confusing. :>
2 mug- smile! no don't :\
I guess he had to take the pink wig off for the mug shot :(
I guess if you're a man who paints on his eyebrows you get punched in the nose a lot.
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Okay, do these people not own mirrors? Lipliner Girl looks truly pathetic.
If I ever decide to ink lips on myself, I am going to turn that frown upside down and opt for a smiley face.
Please tell me that is not a permanent black lip-liner? Lord.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 12:19pm.
shit,I gotta go pack.
we have snow on the ground and it's not even thanksgiving yet.
on topic, yes, I would prefer not to buy my shoes from this fellow.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by mike on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 12:19pm.
He already knows their arrest and booking procedures by heart.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 11:39am.
is it warm where you live? if yes, can we get married?
Yes and why not? It's starting to cool off at night but has been like 80-85F during the day, sunny, and blue.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 12:15pm.
Oh, Lord. The thing with being tatted up like that is it guarantees a life of crime or at least foraging for recyclables. I mean, he's not going to get a job even selling shoes.
That's a damn shame, because the LAPD is now hiring, aren't they?
Que Lindo! Finally a role model for all Sharpie owners. She looks a little "hard", but I bet that gal is soft as butter.
Submitted by Triscuit on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 12:10pm.
They could've at least capitalized LAPD.
hahahahaha. Yeah, bad grammar to boot! Jill-the-Ripper (I think) could prolly tell us what font that is.
Submitted by Jaded - the original on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 12:04pm.
high, you!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 11:47am.
OMG, there are some doozies at the smoking gun!
This one is hot. He probably wonders why he gets arrested so often.
Oh, Lord. The thing with being tatted up like that is it guarantees a life of crime or at least foraging for recyclables. I mean, he's not going to get a job even selling shoes.
Submitted by Triscuit on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 12:04pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 11:57am.
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ALL DAY yesterday I kept saying"never mess with a chick with lipliner,no lipstick"
Cause of YOU!
LoL
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LOL! It's my walking song for the cold! It keeps me moving!
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Damn! Just...daayum!
Submitted by Triscuit on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 12:10pm.
yeah! show some respect already!
hekki, that's adorable.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 11:54am.
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They could've at least capitalized LAPD.
puta
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♥"Late night sex, so wet and so tight"♥ T.I
I haven't been to this site in ages and THIS is what I am greeted with!!
What is the meaning of this??
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 11:57am.
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ALL DAY yesterday I kept saying"never mess with a chick with lipliner,no lipstick"
Cause of YOU!
LoL
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♥"Late night sex, so wet and so tight"♥ T.I
HAHAHAHA those pictures are fucking awesome.
Isn't a dirty sanchez supposed to go on the upperlip, not around the whole mouth?
It's probably annoying, but let me tell you what my 4 year old said about these photos:
#1 is sad because she's fat. She drew on her face with marker or ate something black and didn't use her napkin.
#2 is sad because it has gray eyebrows.
Neber mess wit a chick, wit lipliner, no lipstick. Wanna look good? I'll show you how: first you gotta paint on your eyebrows; spray your hair wit aquanet, get a tattoo to rep your set. Wear Ben Davis and some Dickies and your neck covered in hickies. Need a gallon of mascara and get married on your quincinera!
♥ ThreadKilla!
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Submitted by Deb on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 11:47am.
OMG, there are some doozies at the smoking gun!
This one is hot. He probably wonders why he gets arrested so often.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1121082mugs13.html
LMFAO
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
The bottom one reminds me of on Seinfeld when Elaine drew on Uncle Leo's eyebrows.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 11:46am.
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LOL, 'Bachelor #2'...
I wish they had a shot of him with his wig on....somehow, I think he'd look like a busted Mercedes Ruehl (please don't flame me).
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Lighten up, Francis.
OH. MY. GOD. I clicked my bookmark for Dlisted and when I saw that woman's stunning beauty, I immediately spit the Arnold Palmer I was drinking all over my screen.
It must have been her enchanting beauty. Yeah, that's it.
Oh my God, hahahaha!
OMG, there are some doozies at the smoking gun!
This one is hot. He probably wonders why he gets arrested so often.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1121082mugs13.html
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
How embarrassing...she's got ring around the pie hole.
I do hope that's sharpie and not some of that brilliant tattooed on makeup. Yikes.
The topmost beauty needs anal bleaching of the mouth.
Bachelor #2 also has a profile shot:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1121082mugs19.html
I just spewed oatmeal between my two front teefs..Love the lipliner thing going on. The second one is surely a beauty. This is making me feel quite glamorous today. *Fluffs hair and licks eyebrow*
Sharpie victim #1 must have run out of ink. It's the only explanation for not darkening the mole above her lip.
Oh, damn! I'm not so mesmerized by #1's chola brows as I am by the lip liner, (which I think is the same eyebrow pencil). Aren't you supposed to fill that shit in with lipstick?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
What's weird is his nose and mouth appear to be running in different directions.