Raise A Glass For Lisa Persdotter!
While you're getting tanked at your church brunch today, remember to bow your head and give a toast to 28-year-old Swedish socialite Lisa Persdotter for marrying 60-year-old Hungarian born billionaire Charles Simonyi in Sweden yesterday! It always makes me feel warm inside whenever a gold digger finds true love.
Guests at Lisa's wedding included Bill Gates, Mick Jagger, Ulf Ekberg of Ace of Base and Elton John.
Lisa is an investment banker who apparently comes from a wealthy family, but they aren't billionaires! Lisa's family have known Charles for a while, because their homes in St. Tropez are close together.
Charles is some smart software genius who oversaw the creation of MS Word and Excel. He now runs his own company. He's also in love with space or some crap. He recently spent $25 million on a trip outside of Earth.
Charles was with Martha Stewart for 15 years. They broke up earlier this year. He got engaged to Lisa this August. Damn. This is not a good thing for Martha, but a very good thing for Lisa!
Lisa trapped Charles at the right moment. You got to get their asses when they're vulnerable and heartbroken! Now all Lisa has to do is find a surrogate to have a couple kids for her, so she doesn't get fat. After that, she needs to hire a bitch to seduce Charles, get it on videotape and voila! She'll be a multi-millionairess just like that!
I just hope Lisa didn't sign one of those ugly prenuptial agreement things.
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This bitch is 28 like Kim from Hotlanta is 30. Anyway, you go girl and spend that cash!
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The only thing gross I find about this is that she has the audacity to claim she's only 28.
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
Shit, even I'd marry a 60yo male if he was a billionaire. I'd just keep the Viagra hidden and I'd be safe.
She has to fuck the troll so no matter what she still loses.
He should do a "Just for Men" commercial.
Did you have to marry it Chuck? Oh well...blessings to the happy couple.
She married a billionaire and her dress looks like it came from the $99 rack at David's Bridal? Fail. Maybe she does love him.
Girlfriend needs to have a baby IMMEDIATELY!! Maybe twins. Maybe she's pregnant as we speak. Whatever, a baby is what matters.
I don't think Martha cares. She dates rich men all the time but she doesn't need to marry any of them because she has her own billions to keep her warm.
He really doesn't look 60, but then, she really doesn't look 28.
Submitted by The C word on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 11:26am.
Cha-ching and Vi-agra to the happy couple!
Hehehehehe, ditto!
Maybe her tits are 28, 'cause those 2 look pretty close in age. She looks 40ish and he looks 50ish.
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I have this thing about prostituting myself for love, no matter how deep in gold the dick vein runs. Old sushi dick just makes me gag. Maybe it's an allergy.
Shit...I would not want to bear the wrath of a scorned Martha Stewart. Martha gives off kind of a frigid slut vibe. Once I saw her being interviewed by Charlie Rose and she was giving him maja fuckey time eyes. It was real obvious and uncomfortable to watch.
Cha-ching and Vi-agra to the happy couple!
He looks like a cross between Mike Douglas and Jerry Mathers.
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Lighten up, Francis.
Wait -- they got engaged in August and are married three months later? Was this a shotgun wedding? Don't these society types like to plan a year in advance? She closed that deal mighty quickly...
Yet her gown looks like it came from David's Bridal.
Mazel tov, honey! Look at that happy happy smile.
Martha must be pissed. ALthough she is a billionaire herself, so... But I thought Martha was asexual. Had NO IDEA she had a boyfriend. Huh?
Way to go Charles! And they say that there are no heroes left in this world.
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In the very last picture, it looks like the guy is taking a piss against the wall.At least Lisa has money and wouldn't be changing Chuck's Depends or feeding him apple sauce herself in 10 years. She can fly in a Filipino nurse to deal with that messy-ness. ~~It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.
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Money never ages.
*sniff* That's lovely. *sniff*
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You want a feminist icon? I give you Lorena Bobbit... (TL)
She married a billionare and had a member of Ace of Base at her wedding? Dlisted Hot Slut of the Year, fo sho.