Saturday, November 22nd 2008
Melanie, Please Stop
I hate seeing Tess McGill like this. I know Melanie Griffith has had busted microwave face for a while, but the bitch needs to stop whatever she's doing and let her mug breathe. She looks like she can only eat soft food. It's not right. I just want to throw a bow tie on her, stick my hand up her ass and then take our vaudeville act on the road.
Here's Melanie at Cafe Med yesterday. Alien Princess RiRi was also there looking like the test tube baby of Mr. T and Woody Woodpecker.
Wenn, Splash
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Im outta here. There's a guy on "News to Me" on CNN Headline News who is jumping off of a huge ass cliff in Norway wearing a wing suit, and his helmet cam is recording the crash. Have fun Horz!
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Tigerlilly 11/14/08
Ooh, got some plastic surgery scoop from an iffy source. Ok, the reason why Melanie's lips look so fucked up is cuz she didn't just have fillers. Yeah they cut that shit open and pull the tissue down, then fill it...GROSS. That's why she appears toofless...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:56pm.
Hey, Joe. I only eat all-weather tires. I'll leave the winter radials to the lower class crowd.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Step off hwores, Ismeal is MINE! He knows just where to light up my house.
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
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Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:05pm.
Slutty.....I'm so jelly! I know that hwore is just like that old DL spammer Lighthouse Ismeal. Member him
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Hwore, that CrabcatcherLighthouse Ismael to you!!!
Leave my mens aloooooooone.
I love Rihanna's necklace collection, but she's going to have to step it up if she wants to reach Mr. T's "I pity the fool" level of awesomeness. Is awesomeness even a word?
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:02pm.
Nitty, i am having so much fun in Karate,
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I think it's very cool you're doing that. I SO want to pick up a martial art. Karate was fun, and I tried Thai wrestling but I really wanna get into Capoeira...My daughter really likes karate.
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Tee hee. Ismeal.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:01pm.
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Oh yeah. There was quite a flurry of posts in the last couple days.
Maybe today is just a slow news day too?
I just noticed Melanie is drinking some sort of Iced Tea? Long Island? Always envied those lushes who can have that kind of tea before noon.
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Slutty.....I'm so jelly! I know that hwore is just like that old DL spammer Lighthouse Ismeal. Member him?
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
Get off the Shed
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:02pm.
Did Mel forget to put her top dentures in?
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Nope. They just happen to be half the size of her lips.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Get into the spirit of giving!:
Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
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Sheeps,
P'shaw! No. The Mandarin Chinese version! I mean, Mandarin Chinese is like pig-latin....anyone can learn, right.
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Nitty, i am having so much fun in Karate, I'll sit in the dark, before I give up my lessons...lol
yes, you appreciate more when you work hard for it......so they say.....:)
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look at your watch now
you're still a super hot female
- Gwen Stefani "What You Waiting For?"
Did Mel forget to put her top dentures in?
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Slutty: Golden Corral seems too classy for me. They make you eat with utensils! The nerve.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I love MK's work habits! They're just like mine! He posted like a whore the last two days. I could barely keep up and missed tonnes of stuff, I know...and then he's just like: "I'm busy, bitches. SoR-RaY!" I dunno - I just kinda love that.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Get into the spirit of giving!:
Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
thirteenangels@live.com
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:56pm
You're just jelluz because she has 2 variety of pictures to upload, hot and even hot.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:53pm.
Nitty, as long as you still have money, wanna buy one month of Karate for me?
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Sorry, PSL. As my wise sensie once told me, to work it off, uses more calories and buys more cookies.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by Farrah on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:50pm.
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THE PURPLE DRANK LAW!!!! Awesomeness, like the law that (used to?) be in effect in my home state of Ga. Kennesaw, to be specific where it's the law that you must own a gun...AWESOME! PURPLE DRANK, DLISTED AND FIRE ARMS!!!!! How can that go wrong??? PARTAY!!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Oh! Slutts! THAT Rosetta.
Thought it was the Dione Warwick advisor Rosetta. Carry on then!
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Almost 350 comments under a Melanie and Alien Princess post?
It's time to upload a new entry, MK!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:52pm.
Michael Phelps is whoring Rosetta stone!!
The Elementary English-to-English version?
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:51pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:48pm.
Careful, Slutty - once one talked back to me. It was fucking spooky.
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Just once....so he didn't take you upon your offer for a second date?
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NO! Bitch.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Get into the spirit of giving!:
Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
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Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:54pm.
HAHA. I don't have to fly the steaks in. When I want the full Ponderosa experience I just cut a piece out of the old tire in the abandoned lot down the street
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So what you are saying is that you're a Golden Corral kind of guy?
Wow. The gang's all here and all that!
Hey Mr. Pres. I think you got roofed. Or you drank more than I can possibly ever imagine!
@Slutty: Were there lights in the sky. I'm sick and have been sleeping just as often as humanly possible so I have no idea if the sky had lights. Seems to me it's kinda continuously dark now.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Get into the spirit of giving!:
Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
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Rosaqi, what about the olive complexted girls? Don't leave out us hwat sex hookers!
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Get off the Shed
Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:54pm.
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Winter or all-season radial? It makes a difference you know.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:52pm.
Oh fuck! Michael Phelps is whoring Rosetta stone!!!
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Clarisse, what's your problem with Rosetta? She may not be a beauty queen, but she's a great cook.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:49pm.
HAHA. I don't have to fly the steaks in. When I want the full Ponderosa experience I just cut a piece out of the old tire in the abandoned lot down the street.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Farrah, I'd love to! Count me in!
Nitty, as long as you still have money, wanna buy one month of Karate for me?
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look at your watch now
you're still a super hot female
- Gwen Stefani "What You Waiting For?"
Oh fuck! Michael Phelps is whoring Rosetta stone!!! Rightttttttttttt.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:44pm.
I'm pretty sure he's doing vodka shelf tests.
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You want a feminist icon? I give you Lorena Bobbit... (TL)
I bet the spam spoke in tongues.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:48pm.
Careful, Slutty - once one talked back to me. It was fucking spooky.
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Just once....so he didn't take you upon your offer for a second date?
How you doin' angel_i? Have the lights in the sky vanished?
Melanie has amazing face. wow. crunk.
You'll love my blog:
http://MuchBetterThanWorking.blogspot.com
angel: You think having a spammer talking back to you is scary, one night I was so drunk an actual can of Spam talked back to me. That was frightening.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Rosaqi seems more like a potato type. She should maybe hang some curtains.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:44pm.
Farrah!!!!!
hey there!
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hi girl!
so, you KNOW i'm hitting Calabasas as soon as No Doubt hits the road. I'm grabbing you and we'll take Ceiling Eyes as a cushion. Fun, uh?
@Tigerlilly: he's probably on the phone with his Abuelita swearing her that Mr Nalgas was not him.
And doin' the PURPLE DRANK.
We all should. It should be a law!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:44pm.
Hmmmm. Patron in margies? I don't use the REALLY good stuff in margies, but I agree it makes a diff if you bump up the cualidad a bit. I like Hornitos reposado in margies. I also think you taste the tequila more if it's on the rocks, but I can't swear to that. I know in Del Rio... never mind.
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Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:44pm.
You guys talking about miracle health drugs? Try beef jerky, it's a great cancer prevention medicine. I'm 29 years old and so far no cancer.
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Stop with the beef jerky and fess up. You fly in Ponderosa's best every week don't you?
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:36pm.
No, "I wish" (and I predicted someone would make a joke along those lines) as in I would be as happy as a pig in shit if y'all came over to my house to play. I'd laugh so much I'd prolly have to buy a new box of Depends.
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Oh Mrs. K, don't buy a box, DeeDee wears 3 at a time, she'll give one of hers.
Submitted by Rosaqi on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:38pm.
Hi,
I am Rosa, a sexy and beautiful woman. Internet is a quite good place to meet friends and even find whatever your need. I am just in the beginning of my career and want to find a black man, so I uploaded my hot and even hot photos on ☆☆☆INTERRACIALLOVING.COM☆☆☆. I'm waiting for u.......
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Don't wait too long, honey. Cuz I already blew my wad on PSL's reike teacher, Mrs. K's latke recipes, Sheeps book of the month club and Dee's Kolache factory. I do however have one of my kid's 6 year molar and a used, but cleaned prego jar.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Careful, Slutty - once one talked back to me. It was fucking spooky.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Get into the spirit of giving!:
Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
thirteenangels@live.com
Submitted by Rosaqi on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:38pm.
Hi,
I am Rosa, a sexy and beautiful woman. Internet is a quite good place to meet friends and even find whatever your need.
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Rosaqi, I have someone in mind for you, have you met Charles?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:39pm.
I cannot believe that MK actually has a life and is out, ya know, doin' stuff.
Bastid.
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i'd rather stay in safe and sound (over here the drinking age is 18, but you will see most 15 year old girls drunk at clubs) drinking is like being soooo cool over here, every night, some kid ends up dead.
Actually, that was a bad excuse for not having MK's liver, or kidneys. He'll probably drink us, fuck us and G'd knows what else under the table. Bless that beesh.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
PSL,
LOL! My beautiful little blonde haired blue eyed nephew was the sweetest lil cherub...but when his teens hit, he seems to have developed an Emo tilt...still, it's better than his older brother who went through the rap phase...
RE: Reki. I've dabbled in research for a few years now. It's come to the bone cruncher doc is havin no effect, so Reki may be next...
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:39pm.
I cannot believe that MK actually has a life and is out, ya know, doin' stuff.
Bastid.
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I refuse to believe it. Either he is on the phone with his mama or he is doing heavy duty DListed research, you know, hood rat stuff, space docking, jenkem, PURPLE DRANK... hard news...MK's dedicated like that...you know a family man and a real journalist...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Farrah!!!!!
hey there!
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look at your watch now
you're still a super hot female
- Gwen Stefani "What You Waiting For?"
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:41pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 9:27pm.
Do you really have Patron or are you funnin'?
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Yes I have Patron. I don't mess around when it comes to margaritas.
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
Get off the Shed