Saturday, November 22nd 2008
Melanie, Please Stop
I hate seeing Tess McGill like this. I know Melanie Griffith has had busted microwave face for a while, but the bitch needs to stop whatever she's doing and let her mug breathe. She looks like she can only eat soft food. It's not right. I just want to throw a bow tie on her, stick my hand up her ass and then take our vaudeville act on the road.
Here's Melanie at Cafe Med yesterday. Alien Princess RiRi was also there looking like the test tube baby of Mr. T and Woody Woodpecker.
Wenn, Splash
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Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:22pm.
Fuck TITS...I had to come back for your post about the crystals. Damn! How do you feel about acupuncture?
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I wish I'd used 'Fuck Tits' as a id now!
Acupuncture ... I've had it, and I've done most things. It had short term benefits for severe muscle pain for me. Which was good. It's hard to heal when you're in pain.
I think the main benefit to all this 'holistic' stuff and some mainstream is the chance to go to a quiet place with subdued lighting, listen to nice relaxing music and have someone nice and pleasant pay attention to you for 20 - 40 minutes. Who wouldn't feel better after that? Massage my legs, stick pins in me whatever - it doesn't matter. The environment alone is calming.
Health porn.
ps PSL - BC used to pay for accupuncture/massage/chiro and natureopaths out of tax money - universal coverage. No other province did this. That's why there were so many oriental medicine nd other such schools opening up. I did have great success with a chinese herb for dizziness, and I'd take it again if it came back. I did my own little tests - stop taking it (got worse) started again 2 weeks later (got better) that sort of thing.
Just because they attend school part time for a number of years doesn't make it any more credible. Examine the curriculum, textbooks (if any) and credentials of instructors.
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BALLOONS!
Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:43pm.
wait... Clarisse is here at night?... damn, i HAVE been neglecting the D haven't i?!?!
see ya all later!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
she's so gross..
"Stewie Griffen voice"
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Hi Mrs K, the Victoria's Secret angel in the avie is former virgin Adriana Lima.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:47pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:44pm.
Aw, I wurve you too...*snuggling up uncomfortably close to PSL*...What? I wasn't copping a feel!
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WATCH OUT TL!!!!
PSL knows karate.
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What? That slut asked for it!!! I'll Travis Barker her ass if she touches one tiger hair on my head! SUE! SUE! SUE!
PSL....call me?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Tigerlilly, I guarantee I have less than a pawful for an animal such as yourself.....:)
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things haven't been the same, since you came into my life
-Madonna "Secret"
Submitted by zomay on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:48pm.
There used to be a weatherman in Philly named "Hurricane" Schwartz. Is that him? Old, bowtie, senile....?
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You want a feminist icon? I give you Lorena Bobbit... (TL)
*avi change for ESE* Orale ESE! What's going on?
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
Get off the Shed
Two words: Guppy lips.
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Laurel and Hardy Dancing to the Gap Band
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL3mHPmNKRE
Slutty, sometimes it feels like my brain shorts out when read your posts. And I mean that as a compliment:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Get into the spirit of giving!:
Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
thirteenangels@live.com
Mr President..you out there?
Who is that purty girl in your avie?
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YAAAAAAAY! How you been my dear? I blew the most impressive booger today. I thought of you.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:40pm.
The above was from a medical text, so please excuse all the medical jargon, but you get the idea.
hahahahaha. I'm gonna need that dumbed down a little.
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You want a feminist icon? I give you Lorena Bobbit... (TL)
Does anyone ever watch the weather channel? This is just awful. I just read that NBC, who just bought the weather channel, FIRED Dave Schwartz. WHAT THE FUCK. I just don't know what to do. Torch and pichfork time my friends. I know none of you know what I am talking about. But I loved Dave Schwartz.
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Why the heck is alien princess wearing mr t chains. She is pretty but the chains do not suit her.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:33pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:26pm.
thank you angel. I don't feel like arguing a point right now.
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Not to be Debbie Downer, but I practice homeopathic medicine quite a bit....I said homeopathic...not Lebanese. Seriously, I didn't jump into it, just a little at a time; but the more I used it, the bigger believer I became.
Now enough of that stuff. I bet if Melanie would rub some collodial silver onto her lips, they wouldn't look as if she contracted a fungus or STD.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:44pm.
Aw, I wurve you too...*snuggling up uncomfortably close to PSL*...What? I wasn't copping a feel!
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WATCH OUT TL!!!!
PSL knows karate.
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YAAAAAAAY! How you been my dear? I blew the most impressive booger today. I thought of you.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:46pm.
Ese..... Rhetorical question: Whatcha drinkin'?
HAHAHAHA!!!... yeah, i'll leave it at that! heya Sheeps!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
hi, all!!!.... just stoppin' in for a fix, gotta go out for a bit
OT: oh fuck it, EEG is here!... i don't care
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
"shudders"
this busted face btich is only about ten years older than me, and she could pass as my mommy.
groosss.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Ese..... Rhetorical question: Whatcha drinkin'?
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You want a feminist icon? I give you Lorena Bobbit... (TL)
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:40pm.
Apparently it's possible to get this reversed, but dunno how good the results would be...
^^^
there was a blind item about this a while back.
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YAAAAAAAY! How you been my dear? I blew the most impressive booger today. I thought of you.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:40pm.
Ok, here's my understanding of Mel's lip surgery and why it looks so fucked..
Ok, they cut a bitch's upper lip on the inside and pull that tissue down toward da teef, then they sew a bitch up. After that, they shoot some shit into the Frankenlips they ass just created to "even things out"...
The above was from a medical text, so please excuse all the medical jargon, but you get the idea..the upper lip tissues were pulled DOWN and filled to create a fuller upper lip which sags above her TEEFS making her look TOOFLESS when she smiles...Apparently it's possible to get this reversed, but dunno how good the results would be...
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If Mel wants a refersal in lip puffiness, I can only suggest Sheeps. But then, I'm not all smart and Californified like the rest of those starz.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
@EEG:
Yes! We are in the throes of bein' ejumacated by Tigerlilly in the ways of making your old lady face look older!
PS. Good to see you! What? Do you gotta job or sumthin?
♥ ThreadKilla!
Get into the spirit of giving!:
Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
thirteenangels@live.com
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:38pm.
Tigetlilly, I adore you- you're such a pisser!
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Aw, I wurve you too...*snuggling up uncomfortably close to PSL*...What? I wasn't copping a feel! How dare you...Ok, I was...*hanging tiger head in shame*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Wasn't there a whole Exposé about some Hollywood women doing 'surgery parties' much like a whack version of a Tupperware party? <--only the tupperware ended in in their fuckin' faces.
**Best stalker anthem EVVA:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvnVb_TytwE
Submitted by . on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:38pm.
Would it be kinda sorta really wrong if I hope I'm in the "ya'll" you mention? Well? A girl can dream!
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y'all means y'all...now don't make me come over there and slap some sense into you, missy!
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YAAAAAAAY! How you been my dear? I blew the most impressive booger today. I thought of you.
Wait! ESE is here at night!! What have I been missing??
*puts on lipstick, pats down hair*
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Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:37pm.
TV and Sheeps gotta pay the bar tab along with me.. they know nobody rides for free!... *ordering another drink*
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCKQiG4jh0w
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YAAAAAAAY! How you been my dear? I blew the most impressive booger today. I thought of you.
ESE, Mrs. K., Angel, Tits,
Hiya to all of you. Are we talking about how busted Melanie is?? I kinda doubt it, since it has been a fact for years.
She sucked the hot out of Antonio faster than...well shit, had to think there for a minute...faster than Angieho can suck her brother.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Mrs K!
Pudge jelly of us?!?!? We are jelly of Pudge! Living with Mrs Kravitz = Nirvana!!! Pshaw!
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ESE!!!!
helloooo darling!
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look at your watch now
you're still a super hot female
- Gwen Stefani "What You Waiting For?"
LOL@Mr. Pres!
DON'T! MY HEAD HURTS! I CAN"T LAUGH THAT HARD! OUCHIE!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Get into the spirit of giving!:
Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
thirteenangels@live.com
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:38pm.
AW! Should I do a count of how many times you post his name each day?
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Hey, it's part of my schtick, like Phyllis Diller and Fang.
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YAAAAAAAY! How you been my dear? I blew the most impressive booger today. I thought of you.
Ok, here's my understanding of Mel's lip surgery and why it looks so fucked..
Ok, they cut a bitch's upper lip on the inside and pull that tissue down toward da teef, then they sew a bitch up. After that, they shoot some shit into the Frankenlips they ass just created to "even things out"...
The above was from a medical text, so please excuse all the medical jargon, but you get the idea..the upper lip tissues were pulled DOWN and filled to create a fuller upper lip which sags above her TEEFS making her look TOOFLESS when she smiles...Apparently it's possible to get this reversed, but dunno how good the results would be...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:36pm.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:15pm.
They'd be teaching it in medical schools. They'd have crystal rooms in hospitals. I could consult with a Doctor of Crystalology.
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So my PhD in CrystalMeth from the University of Phoenix is not valid?
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No. Only if you get your masters in bong smoking and pot brownie baking. Lazy.
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
Get off the Shed
Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:33pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:25pm.
Oh, good God, Nitty, I've been on DListed for years now, do you think my brain is any less itchy??? LET'S GET IT ON!!!
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OMG! Thanks, Tiger. Now I can tell the CDC where I got it from! Remind me to forward this to DeeDee and Slutty. *winces*
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Please it tried to live in my head, but it said it was too empty and that it didn't need that much space.
Beer is a great alternative medicine. I found it really helped me stave off bouts of Full Wallet Syndrome.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:36pm.
Can I tell you guys something?
Pudge is jealous of y'all.
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Would it be kinda sorta really wrong if I hope I'm in the "ya'll" you mention? Well? A girl can dream!
**Best stalker anthem EVVA:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvnVb_TytwE
Tigetlilly, I adore you- you're such a pisser!
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look at your watch now
you're still a super hot female
- Gwen Stefani "What You Waiting For?"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:36pm.
Can I tell you guys something?
Pudge is jealous of y'all.
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AW! Should I do a count of how many times you post his name each day? That might make him feel better:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Get into the spirit of giving!:
Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
thirteenangels@live.com
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:36pm.
LOL! I just got that it's not part of the post ha!
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HAHAHA NO it's not!
It's my new siggie...a classic line from LCT.
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YAAAAAAAY! How you been my dear? I blew the most impressive booger today. I thought of you.
ESE, pour whatever it is you're drinking down TV and Sheep's gullets...It'll make them stand out here amongst all the womenz. *hiding behind Tiger scratching her brain*
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Can I tell you guys something?
Pudge is jealous of y'all.
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YAAAAAAAY! How you been my dear? I blew the most impressive booger today. I thought of you.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:28pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:25pm.
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YAAAAAAAY! How you been my dear? I blew the most impressive booger today. I thought of you.
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Um...thanks?
LOL! I just got that it's not part of the post ha!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Get into the spirit of giving!:
Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:15pm.
They'd be teaching it in medical schools. They'd have crystal rooms in hospitals. I could consult with a Doctor of Crystalology.
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So my PhD in CrystalMeth from the University of Phoenix is not valid?
Damn Melanie is looking like an ailing senior citizen in these pics but lately i've seen her look worse than this and Rihanna is such a hack. Im sorry if some of you out there like her but the ears can use some scrubbins. But shes pretty and of course that explains some of her success.
Did someone mention Etsy???? I bought a "Sweet Pipe Tobacco" scent from Etsy that ROCKS!!!
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Submitted by Sibsi on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:30pm.
Damn you PSL, angel and TITS for making me think about alternative medicine this late.
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I know, right? Now my face hurts ;S
♥ ThreadKilla!
Get into the spirit of giving!:
Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
thirteenangels@live.com
Mrs K.,
Your plans are never evil, per se...more Machiavelli...but i loves you more for it.
My first Dlist Saturday night and i loves it!!!
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