Saturday, November 22nd 2008
Melanie, Please Stop
I hate seeing Tess McGill like this. I know Melanie Griffith has had busted microwave face for a while, but the bitch needs to stop whatever she's doing and let her mug breathe. She looks like she can only eat soft food. It's not right. I just want to throw a bow tie on her, stick my hand up her ass and then take our vaudeville act on the road.
Here's Melanie at Cafe Med yesterday. Alien Princess RiRi was also there looking like the test tube baby of Mr. T and Woody Woodpecker.
Wenn, Splash
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:43pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:34pm.
I think SLutty should write the peace accord between the Israelis and the Pakistanis. But first she needs to stop giving us Texans and the Canadians a hard time!
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Dee, it is my duty to give both groups a hard time & to prevent any further intermingling. You know what happens with Texans and Canadians breed, Island Girl...that's what. For the future generations of donkeys and Del Rio citizens, this must be stopped now.
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Oooooo, a TexaCanadian hybrid! We can populate Del Rio with these hwat hwores!
*plotting ways to get dv8, Jo, and angel i to move to Texas*
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
Get off the Shed
And why do I keep smelling popcorn? Am I having a stroke? Don't answer that.
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that was toast i believe. Dr P-something, I smell toast!
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BALLOONS!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:47pm.
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We're only letting you go so we don't see tomorrow's headlines of you being strapped down in some no kill shelter. Sleep well and dream of slabs of tenderloin, sexy beast. Thanks for the guffaws!
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:40pm.
Biatches?? False alarm--- turns out the upstairs ninjas were only doing sexay times in the bath tub. No broken water pipes, although pipes were laid. Nasty!
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Damn Dee, aren't you scared about using your laptop while in the bathtub?
This is arguably off-topic on a Melanie Griffith/plastic surgery thread, but Texas Tech blows.
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You want a feminist icon? I give you Lorena Bobbit... (TL)
Hey IG, is your AV dancing to this song?
Gap Band
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL3mHPmNKRE
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I'm just here for the beer.
Slutty, I nominate you to be the next Ambassador to the United Nations. Seriously, if world leaders said what was on their mind half the time, we wouldn't be in the shit we're in. And when I say "we", I mean you. VIVA LA MEXICO!!! Wait, is Del Rio in Texas?
Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:38pm.
So, you want to go "there?" *best Stewie Griffen voice in the land*
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C'mon, get off your electric razor scooter and get back here. I'm sorry, and tell you new middle-school friends to stop calling and asking if my refrigerator is running. I won't tease about Vampire Bob again...I heard it was a great movie.
Mani, don't tempt me. I don't have the strength. I toiled over a homemade pizza (everything from scratch except for the bacon and sausage). I'm POOPED but I would so love [angel_i, tits, SOMEONE] to put some fangs on Mel. haha. I feel mean. haha. No I don't! haha. Okay, a lil'.
Ok, whores, I do have to leave you (mostly cuz your box o' wine has run'd dry), but I love you more than Lindsay Lohan loves a lesbo morning after breakfast of:
andouille
banger (double order)
bauerwurst....
Yeah, this list will go on and on 'til Sam Ro shows up, and we know that's like a Daddy Spears to the heart of some fun....Yeah, Daddy Spears and Sam Ro know how to kill some fun, but you ho's know how to get it started...WOOOOOHOOOOO!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:43pm.
Canadian / Texan hybrids? How do they know which sentences end with "eh?" and which end with "ya'll"?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Nits, in the immortal words of Colonel Klink, "I know nothing!!" And why do I keep smelling popcorn? Am I having a stroke? Don't answer that.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:34pm.
I think SLutty should write the peace accord between the Israelis and the Pakistanis. But first she needs to stop giving us Texans and the Canadians a hard time!
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Dee, it is my duty to give both groups a hard time & to prevent any further intermingling. You know what happens with Texans and Canadians breed, Island Girl...that's what. For the future generations of donkeys and Del Rio citizens, this must be stopped now.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:40pm.
Biatches?? False alarm--- turns out the upstairs ninjas were only doing sexay times in the bath tub. No broken water pipes, although pipes were laid. Nasty!
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Welcome to America, IG. Don't act like Island Girl's don't know about overflowing pipes.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:37pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:34pm.
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Take it first hand from me. Slutty only works to further the Lebanese causes.
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Those lucky gayelles. How come they get all the Slitty love? You hear me Slutty?
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
Get off the Shed
Submitted by Sibsi on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:35pm.
MK really going to leave this as the last post for today?
Noooo... looking at these photos is making me crave Italian Bread and Long Island Iced Tea.
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OMG, Sibsi..if that's all you crave, might I suggest you join the navy? Those are what I was craving directly after bootcamp, and promptly threw back up on my first night's leave. Just stay here and laugh and eat and drink and be merry without the toilet times..trust me, your taxes will be spent either way.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Biatches?? False alarm--- turns out the upstairs ninjas were only doing sexay times in the bath tub. No broken water pipes, although pipes were laid. Nasty!
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:33pm.
Submitted by . on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:27pm.
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They are both very fine & funny women, and are missed.
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That's how I feel about it too. I suppose it comes off weird to 'miss' anyone here [even controversial people] but I do and I'd miss your ass too if you just went away in a trail of fairy dust. No, wait. I'd go a step further and worry about your tard ass. THERE. :P
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:36pm.
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So, you want to go "there?" *best Stewie Griffen voice in the land*
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:34pm.
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Take it first hand from me. Slutty only works to further the Lebanese causes.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:29pm.
What's with all the crosses hanging from RiRi's neck? It looks like she's ready for a vampire attack.
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She's probably attending the premiere to that new HBO movie with Vampire Bill.
MK really going to leave this as the last post for today?
Noooo... looking at these photos is making me crave Italian Bread and Long Island Iced Tea.
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My other hangout
Submitted by . on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:30pm.
Dot, you're right! Mel needs some fang teefs and she'd be perfect.Hahaha
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I'm just here for the beer.
Sheeps, this is a really bad representation of Dave Schartz. The guy was quietly battling cancer for the past few years. This video shows how nutty insane he was: (thanks for even caring about this)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVrwupzLiDQ&feature=related
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I think SLutty should write the peace accord between the Israelis and the Pakistanis. But first she needs to stop giving us Texans and the Canadians a hard time!
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
Get off the Shed
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:28pm.
Sorry, but shave this bitch's head, put her in a pair of overalls and could she not be an extra in the remake of "Deliverance".. Shove an banjo in this whore's lap and she'd have a memorable role...
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OMG! That wasn't Ned Beattie then? *chagrined*
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by . on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:27pm.
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They are both very fine & funny women, and are missed.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:26pm.
Yeah, yeah, yeah! You said you smelled $$$ last year with the NittyClittyLitter Fragrance, you smelled alright.....a thousand damn cats showed up thinking that a Star Kist Tuna truck had overturned.
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Well, that was assuming that your milk shakes brought all the boys to the yard. Don't make the flakes if you can't make the cakes...all I'm sayin...
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:29pm.
What's with all the crosses hanging from RiRi's neck? It looks like she's ready for a vampire attack.
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HELLO!? Look at Mel's gaping maw!
What's with all the crosses hanging from RiRi's neck? It looks like she's ready for a vampire attack.
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I'm just here for the beer.
Sorry, but shave this bitch's head, put her in a pair of overalls and could she not be an extra in the remake of "Deliverance".. Shove an banjo in this whore's lap and she'd have a memorable role...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:23pm.
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The checks in the mail, Tiger. I only ask that you don't use the money for fur reconstruction or pussy rejuvination surgery. I prefer my older felines like Eartha Kitt.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:23pm.
Submitted by . on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:16pm.
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I'm laughing and shaking my head at you, yet I'm speechless....doesn't happened often.
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Well, I better play the freakin' lottery tomorrow then because I got Charlie to talk to me and you speechless! LOL.
I meant it when I said I liked the both of them though. -Call me crazy. I didn't attend many of the late nights though so perhaps there was way more freaky shit going on that I have no business steppin' into.
**Best stalker anthem EVVA:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvnVb_TytwE
Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:22pm.
@Dee and PSL, see..it's all good..Dee, you can supply the crytals and PSL can make the herbal Slutty tea bags
. You'd both make a killing right here on Dlisted. Call it Slutty Tea Balls. I smell $$$!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah! You said you smelled $$$ last year with the NittyClittyLitter Fragrance, you smelled alright.....a thousand damn cats showed up thinking that a Star Kist Tuna truck had overturned.
Submitted by zomay on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:56pm.
Well, me too, then. I watch the TWC a lot. Then I read maps, too,
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I love maps too. Was reading a book on exploration and i taped up a map of the arctic in the bathroom to... oops tmi right? anyway I love consulting maps when reading, or just to daydream.
Have you ever seen nautical/chart maps? WOWSA!
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BALLOONS!
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:13pm.
I'm gonna work on that, as soon as I get the Beatles reunited and back on the road touring, that will be my next project...I promise!
*dying* *No, actually dying*
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You want a feminist icon? I give you Lorena Bobbit... (TL)
@Zomay, are you now trying to ruin my vacations? Mammoth is my last stronghold against DL influences!
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Bwahahahaha Slutty Tea Balls!
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
Get off the Shed
Submitted by . on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:16pm.
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I'm laughing and shaking my head at you, yet I'm speechless....doesn't happened often.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:16pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 11/22/2008 - Yeah, I'm not sure that I, in all of my intellectualosity can do that cuz you know I got me a high smartitude quotient...so....I mean, just kinda take from that shit what you will...*burp, scratching tit*...
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Don't tease me with all that intellectual stuff, Tiger. You know you are like catnip to my soul.
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Aw, eventhough I am WAAAAAY more gifted in the brains than anyone else in the universe, I believe we are soulmates...Wait, you have more money than me, right? Yes? Then we are TOTALLY soulmates...AWESOME!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
@Dee and PSL, see..it's all good..Dee, you can supply the crytals and PSL can make the herbal Slutty tea bags. You'd both make a killing right here on Dlisted. Call it Slutty Tea Balls. I smell $$$!
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:18pm.
It's like they know you're watching!
No, many other dorks watch TWC, too.
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You want a feminist icon? I give you Lorena Bobbit... (TL)
Sheeps on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:15pm.
Submitted by zomay on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:56pm.
Well, me too, then. I watch the TWC a lot. Then I read maps, too, and enjoy them. TWC sometimes has tales of winter survival, shipwrecks, etc.--like they need to spice up the weather news. hahahahaha
Here's another classic dweeb weatherman named Howard Sheckter in Mammoth Lakes, CA. He's a hoot: http://www.mammothweather.com/
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Love the link. Thanks :)
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:19pm.
I once read the biography of Golda Mayer. Or was it Oscar Mayer? What was her position on pork again?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:19pm.
LMAO! I know a slutty car wash vacuum who will help suck out those stains for you.
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
Get off the Shed
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:17pm.
hehe, you said diction.
I thought that was what happened when I went commando in corduroys.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
You just know the food server is saying:
'Gosh Miss Griffith, you look stunningly beautiful today, but you probably hear that all day long.'
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:14pm.
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Well, I did once read a book by Menachem Begin.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:15pm.
Submitted by zomay on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:56pm.
Well, me too, then. I watch the TWC a lot. Then I read maps, too, and enjoy them. TWC sometimes has tales of winter survival, shipwrecks, etc.--like they need to spice up the weather news. hahahahaha
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LOL! It's like they know you're watching!
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Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:10pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:08pm.
Now do Stewie as a tiger who's late for work!
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Awesome...with or without some MG bad plastic surgery? Cuz that's gonna affect my diction, you know...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...