Own A Piece Of Jenna Jameson
Jenna Jameson is knocked up with Baby Huey's twins, so she doesn't think it's a good idea to have a silk couch around the house. If you want to lay on Jenna's stank, it will cost you at least $9,500. Here's the description from the eBay auction:
This barely used silk Casa Armani sofa belongs to Jenna Jameson. Now that she and her beau Tito have purchased a new home and are having twins, they have decided that a silk couch might not be necessary.The original purchase price was at least double what it is being auctioned for.
If you replace the words "silk" and "couch" with "sick" and "cooch," the auction might make more sense to you. Jenna's sick cooch will set you back 9500 clams, but you'll end up paying twice as much for the ass transplant you'll need after catching all kinds of jungle diseases from that shit. As soon as you sit down, you'll scream, "O mah Jeebus! Mah ass done combusted!" Normally when that happens to me, I just put a little Vaseline on it and then shake it off, but I don't think that will work in this case.
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Jenna's couch may be for sale now, but a clone of her cooch has been sold for a while:
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http://www.discreet-romance.com/jennas-vagina-adult-sex-toys-13053.html
Note the product reviews, including:
"This is a good product. I am pleased with the product in all aspects except for the fact that the color wore off."
I'll bet that "barely used" means that a lot of bare asses have used it.
Good thing it's "Jizz White" silk, too.
Oh and I bet somewhere there's a rich wanker furiously bidding to get as close to Jenna's chocha as he possibly can. You bitches think the couch is nasty? Jenna's fans would lick that shit!
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" If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
one word: cumstains...Ok it might actually be two words but whose counting anyway.
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Laurel and Hardy Dancing to the Gap Band
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL3mHPmNKRE
Farrah: it's a ROOMBA!! Duh! *lurvs*
As for sex couch... let's throw it off a parking garage... I hear it's fun!
**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**
I love how these cunts think that buying shit at Casa Armani will make their whore houses classier.
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" If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 3:09pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 2:49pm.
Sandy!!! My one true DListed love!
Where o where have you been???
I posted an avie just for you, because you said one time that you found my nekkidness to be distasteful....
*mwah*
===>Oh hell and what an avie! You look gorgeous darling.
I been busy this last week battening down the hatches man! It's cyclone season downunder and we is getting HAMMERED here in Brisbane. The roof got blown off the local pub on thurs night. Shit like that.
I'm srsly considering piling all my crappola out on the front lawn so the next storm will pick it up and drop it out at sea. Save me taking it to the dump.
Why does this skank kept getting new ID names every time she sells something?
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Dick happens! - MK
You know it'll be a bad sign if the winning bidders ID name is: cdcdotgov
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Dick happens! - MK
great. While MK's brain takes a ride on the RoomVac (sp?) we're gonna be stuck with Jenna Jameson's couch of doom.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 2:49pm.
Sandy!!! My one true DListed love!
Where o where have you been???
I posted an avie just for you, because you said one time that you found my nekkidness to be distasteful....
*mwah*
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The cult of Oprah is bad...putsomestankonit
Killer. Someone new to wack my bag too.--randy1
look at how filthy the floor is in that house! (it's easier to see stains on ebay)
blech
who would want that low-rent shite anyway? for 10k? hahaha bch please...!
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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."
Imagine how it looks under a black light. . .or maybe not.
Has this thing been repoed?
Or, are the ladders her sex toys?
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Submitted by The C word on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 2:44pm.
It all comes back to me; especially the cobras. Meerkats hate cobras.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Silly me, went to click "view larger picture". hehe
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 2:42pm.
Submitted by Farrah on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 2:40pm.
hee hee. Dang, you speak Portuguese, too? You smart
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gotta multitask, dude! what's an "engineer in finances" (as we call it here) gotta do with the market like this? i say LAMBADA!
@IG: that would be the MOTHER OF ALL CHINS.
she kinda looks like a conehead upside down, lol!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 2:41pm.
OT: I have been racking my brain trying to remember where I have seen your avie before. Please tell me the source. *stands up and begs cutely*
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Hi Momus...it's 'Rikki-Tikki-Tavi' (from the 70s special).
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Lighten up, Francis.
Submitted by Farrah on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 2:40pm.
@Cword: i dunno, i'd still want to see the guy with the chin of chins (whatshisface??) take a look at that crap.
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Rumer Willis? :P
Submitted by Farrah on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 2:40pm.
hee hee. Dang, you speak Portuguese, too? You smart.
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You want a feminist icon? I give you Lorena Bobbit... (TL)
Submitted by The C word on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 2:34pm.
OT: I have been racking my brain trying to remember where I have seen your avie before. Please tell me the source. *stands up and begs cutely*
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 2:31pm.
It's not purple velour?
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i'm pretty sure we could get Termix to spray that shit, then the Oxy Guy needs to bring out the special team.. Once the CDC gives us the OK, i'm pretty sure we could get about a half slip covers for that shit at the Oakland Ikea.
@Cword: i dunno, i'd still want to see the guy with the chin of chins (whatshisface??) take a look at that crap.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
I wonder if you need a Hazmat license to move it. I'd buy it if I could lead plate the entire thing. ~~It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.
~~~Douglas Adams~~~
I wish she had a "Buy Now" price...and are the cushions reversable?
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 2:28pm.
HAHAHAHAHAHA. You don't fancy a clear plastic slipcover?
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Nothing less that a single-use, disposable Hazmat suit would suffice to sit on that thing.
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Lighten up, Francis.
Abandoned Couch shrinks in horror to be in the same category as that crusty piece of furniture.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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It's not purple velour?
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You want a feminist icon? I give you Lorena Bobbit... (TL)
Submitted by The C word on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 2:12pm.
Submitted by Farrah on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 2:09pm.
i'd like to see (actually don't) what shows up if Hotario Cane from C.S.I Miami threw some Luminol and a UV light. UGH. Body fluids galore!
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LOL, I was just thinking that....it'd probably look like a Jackson Pollock painting.
*shudders*
HAHAHAHAHAHA. You don't fancy a clear plastic slipcover?
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You want a feminist icon? I give you Lorena Bobbit... (TL)
pass....
I'd rather get a couch from Goodwill...
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
I don't wanna think about the stains. Dateline would have a field day with their little black light thingy.
Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 2:15pm.
I don't trust Jenna's judgement regarding what "barely used" means.
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GF, please. Nothing Jenna sells is "barely used,"
or even "barely oozed."
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The cult of Oprah is bad...putsomestankonit
Killer. Someone new to wack my bag too.--randy1
Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 2:15pm.
I don't trust Jenna's judgement regarding what "barely used" means.
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Methinks it's a typo. She meant "bare-ly used" as in used while naked.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Submitted by Farrah on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 2:17pm.
oh dear! that's a "Oh, the humanity" right there!
Horatio Cane would probably just put his shades back on and make a run for it in his Hummer. ( i know, i watch too much C.S.I...)
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He'd make a corny one-liner before he drove off though (I watch too much myself). ;)
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Lighten up, Francis.
God knows what was done on that couch. I'll pass.
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Bye! Good
Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 2:15pm.
I don't trust Jenna's judgement regarding what "barely used" means
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maybe she was trying to say it's "barely legal"??
I think i just threw up a little..
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
I like the free shipping notice so prominently displayed. Must be a selling point.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Submitted by The C word on Sat, 11/22/2008 -
LOL, I was just thinking that....it'd probably look like a Jackson Pollock painting.
*shudders*
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oh dear! that's a "Oh, the humanity" right there!
Horatio Cane would probably just put his shades back on and make a run for it in his Hummer. ( i know, i watch too much C.S.I...)
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
I don't trust Jenna's judgement regarding what "barely used" means.
I wonder if anybody will bid on that thing!!! I can't imagine a silk couch that has been sat on by a porn star. UGH!!
Submitted by Farrah on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 2:09pm.
i'd like to see (actually don't) what shows up if Hotario Cane from C.S.I Miami threw some Luminol and a UV light. UGH. Body fluids galore!
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LOL, I was just thinking that....it'd probably look like a Jackson Pollock painting.
*shudders*
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Lighten up, Francis.
When you sleep on a couch, you sleep on everyone who slept on the couch.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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i'd like to see (actually don't) what shows up if Hotario Cane from C.S.I Miami threw some Luminol and a UV light. UGH. Body fluids galore!
She would habe to pay ME to take that shit. I'd start my taking point at $9,500...
ps: shit, they must de DESPERATE for ca$h!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Why would anybody buy this? For all the DNA samples that have stained it?