Own A Piece Of Jenna Jameson
Jenna Jameson is knocked up with Baby Huey's twins, so she doesn't think it's a good idea to have a silk couch around the house. If you want to lay on Jenna's stank, it will cost you at least $9,500. Here's the description from the eBay auction:
This barely used silk Casa Armani sofa belongs to Jenna Jameson. Now that she and her beau Tito have purchased a new home and are having twins, they have decided that a silk couch might not be necessary.The original purchase price was at least double what it is being auctioned for.
If you replace the words "silk" and "couch" with "sick" and "cooch," the auction might make more sense to you. Jenna's sick cooch will set you back 9500 clams, but you'll end up paying twice as much for the ass transplant you'll need after catching all kinds of jungle diseases from that shit. As soon as you sit down, you'll scream, "O mah Jeebus! Mah ass done combusted!" Normally when that happens to me, I just put a little Vaseline on it and then shake it off, but I don't think that will work in this case.
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I just checked it and still no bids. Ha!
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I've been thinking I might give the eBay employees a good laugh by reporting it as a biohazard violation. They might need a laugh on a Sunday.
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Hey TITS,
Nope, I mean cars. It was on the news a month or two ago. They are these little foreign cars, a two-seater, the only drawback is they don't have A/C. And here in Texas, we'd die without A/C.
Plus, for that much, you can buy a couple of those $2,500 cars
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eh?
car for 2.5k?
surely you mean bike....?
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I wouldn't sit down on the disease-riddled couch even if:
1. you sprayed it down with 20 cans of Lysol
2. covered it with 10 layers of plastic
3. I was dressed head-to-toe in a HAZMAT suit, complete with gas mask
...I say burn the bitch sofa and be done with it!
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Submitted by . on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 12:36am.
The f-bombs would render us bleeped to shit. hahahaha
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O - I'm sure PP would keep us in line. I know she could shame me into a more pleasant verbiage with that shaky voice and constantly being moved to tears and shit. Altho - I would have SO much fun watching the likes of Sluttsville and L_A dissolve her into a pile of blubbering freckles. Now THAT's programming!;p
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"If you want to lay on Jenna's stank, it will cost you at least $9,500."
Fucking, HILARIOUS.
Even if this couch had a built in fridge and toilet...
NO.
Submitted by Joe Mahma on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 12:53am.
Zero bids.
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Well, in this economy this post had to be aimed at the biggest loser/rich/porn-addict ever...
Take away nine thousand 499 bux from the asking price and I can remove the "rich" from my imaginary prospective buyer... SOLD/Soiled/And-Soon-To-Be-Soiled-Again!
Zero bids.
((devilgirl)) on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 12:16am.
It will arrive covered in plastic, for your protection, not the couches.
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You talkin' about the fur balls I cough up or the litter critters? Hey, I'm a POOcasso! Don't hate!
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 12:19am.
Submitted by . on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 12:14am.
O we should TOTALLY go eBay and start a reality show! We could buy Britney's painting and Shauna's rocks and her housecoat! I betcha we could find all kinds of celebrity shit! Gary Coleman's car!
We'll need sponsors, of course! We should ask Pheobe! She can be the host! I'm so excited! SQUEEEEEEEE!!!
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Ohhhhhhhh girlllllll! Between our Dlisted Porno Reality Show names and this couch I think we got sumpin' sumpin' goin' on har! We need management. Let's globalize Dlisted! OMG. The f-bombs would render us bleeped to shit. hahahaha
Submitted by . on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 12:14am.
What have I been thinking? This could totally be the perfect Dlisted reality show couch EVER?
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O we should TOTALLY go eBay and start a reality show! We could buy Britney's painting and Shauna's rocks and her housecoat! I betcha we could find all kinds of celebrity shit! Gary Coleman's car!
We'll need sponsors, of course! We should ask Pheobe! She can be the host! I'm so excited! SQUEEEEEEEE!!!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Get into the spirit of giving!:
Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
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It will arrive covered in plastic, for your protection, not the couches.
What have I been thinking? This could totally be the perfect Dlisted reality show couch EVER? Damn. Here I was being all cynical, disgusted and judgemental when this couch could end up being the furniture that equals the status of the shabby couch on "Three's Company" or the "Archie Bunker" Chair from "All in the Family" or the coffee table from "I love Lucy" or the cesspool grotto from "Girls Next Door" or...
ugh. I can't go any further.
Time to vomit up some bile.
I hope Jenna removed the 12 incher she hsd stashed under the cushions.
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I'm just here for the beer.
They say it is very fulfilling to be giving, and making people feel special is what life is all about. Pay it forward is Jenna's motto.
@devilgirl:
Once my friend said she made him feel special in his crotchal area. Maybe she gave him an STD!
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I am betting lots of people feel special because of her.
Actually, I think she saves her STDs for gifts for the special people in her life!
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No, STD's are on the house.
Can you buy an STD from her too?
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Jenna's sick cooch will set you back 9500 clams
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But what will remove the 9500 bearded clam stains?
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
I bet that couch is like a giant petrie dish.
I wanna have that kind of couch.
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How many guys/times has she gotten fucked on that sofa? Good thing it's white. And no, i would never buy it.
by . on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 8:19pm.
Submitted by zomay on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 8:15pm.
So is Jenna the chick who wants to give her baby a fucked up name for publicity? T Bone Vegas ?
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I dunno about you but if she has a girl, "Chastity Belt Jameson" has a nice ring [if we were playing the opposites game that is].
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Heeeheeeheeee, I don't put it past her.
Fuck NO! My Hoover SteamVac won't get out Baby Huey/old porney whore stains.
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Submitted by zomay on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 8:15pm.
So is Jenna the chick who wants to give her baby a fucked up name for publicity? T Bone Vegas ?
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I dunno about you but if she has a girl, "Chastity Belt Jameson" has a nice ring [if we were playing the opposites game that is].
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So is Jenna the chick who wants to give her baby a fucked up name for publicity? T Bone Vegas ?
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 5:05pm.
DONATE?!?!?
First she would have to look the word up in the dictionary.
After she did she'd scratch her head, blink and say "I still don't get it."
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Then, when you explain the concept to her, she'll say, "Ok, whatever. So when do I get paid?"
Btw, when do you get paid when you donate something? (kidding...)
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I hope that she will pay for the irradiation as well as the shipping.
I'm waiting to bid on her vagina sofa, picture below.
http://www.asylum.com/2008/01/17/the-kind-of-sofa-youd-like-to-come-home...
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The cum stains are staying on it for flavor,ewww !
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Plus, for that much, you can buy a couple of those $2,500 cars
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eh?
car for 2.5k?
surely you mean bike....?
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There's no way in HELL that this piece of shit furniture doesn't smell like mold, cum stains and salty tears. YES, I said SALTY tears.
Ick. People are seriously fucked up to post this shit for sale and even more fucked up for buying it. Fucking SICK.
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Oh, FUCK THAT! I refuse to sit on something that might cause me to have to use a physician's prescription for ointment. Plus, for that much, you can buy a couple of those $2,500 cars and have mega cash left over for vodka and klonopin!
The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. -- Wm. Blake
No fucking way!
*looks around for abandoned couch instead*
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 5:37pm.
No bids. No real surprise. I think porn people and afficanados sleep in.
Maybe the JJ tag on it was bad marketing? Just sell it for what it is, without the smegma--oops, stigma--attached.
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No bids. No real surprise. I think porn people and afficanados sleep in.
You know, if they had put that couch anywhere but that ugly ugly room it would fetch a better price. ick gray carpet, horrible brown and black drapes do NOT compliment a white silk cooch.
haha cooch. reminds me tru and pru on kath&kim. she wants a threw for her crach.
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DONATE?!?!?
First she would have to look the word up in the dictionary.
After she did she'd scratch her head, blink and say "I still don't get it."
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Can you surry, can you picnic?
Ugh.
That is all.
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Get into the spirit of giving!:
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She should donate the couch to science. God knows they would have plenty of toxic bacteria to study.
Actually, the couch itself looks kind of nice. If I had that kind of money to spend, and wanted to catch every STD known (and unknown) to man, I would have looked into it.
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I wouldn't be able to do it. I'm a germophobe. It would be impossible for me to sit on that thing. Or let anyone else sit on that thing. Or let it into my house. Even if it had an andromeda-strain level of disinfection, I still ... no.
de Cosmos: "This is a good product. I am pleased with the product in all aspects except for the fact that the color wore off."
OMG! Bwhahahahaha!! Eww!!
It made me laugh, it made me cry, it made me check my bf's sock drawer...
**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**
I realize that it's possible to pay 20-30k for a "name" couch...but I'm not in the mood these days to pay the "arrogance premium".4 GRAND...if you beg me.
Hey, Jenna: why don't you DONATE that ridiculous silk couch to some sort of charity? Habitat for Humanity or the Salvation Army or something?
There are people out there who need furniture items, and you certainly don't need nor deserve $9,000 for a USED couch.
Greedy.
I wonder how many suspicious WAGS would bid on this to get DNA evidence of their wanker-BF/Hubby do the nastay with her.
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