Saturday, November 22nd 2008
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Maxi from Lifetime's Blush: The Search for the Next Great Makeup Artist - I'm totally late to the party on this one, but I've been getting e-mails about this crazy hot bitch from this completely homo reality show on Lifetime for makeup artists. I've added this shit to my Tivo, so I'll be watching from now on with anal beads on. I think they just aired episode 2.
Anyway, Maxi is crazy and gayer than me bouncing around to Cathy Dennis in my Stacey Q cut-off t-shirt (it's not for sale). Below is a clip from last week's The Soup of this hot slut.
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Submitted by Darienne on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 4:40pm.
am I the only one who thinks Maxi looks like christina right before mommie dearest cut the setting lotion out of her hair?
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Awesome. Spot on.
The pic above looks like a blond Tim Burton Willy Wonka without the haircare. Say pruuuune...
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Aw I wanna watch this, dont get it here though and the goddamn Lifetime website blocks me from viewing it, fuckfaces!
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 7:14pm.
Lagerfeld had the sunglasses and fan I guess Maxi can rock the face mask !
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I think he looks good in the mask, but overall I can't shake the suspicion that he is seriously ill.
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Killer. Someone new to wack my bag too.--randy1
Lagerfeld had the sunglasses and fan I guess Maxi can rock the face mask !
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Maxi-pad is a total tool....I'm thinking something along the lines of a BUTTPLUG! Even Elton John and Mario Cantone would say 'what a girly, homo, faggity-ass pussy-douche!!" is my bet.
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Crap,(literally, I guess)I was counting on Toby progressing on to hot slut of the month, and now this guy comes along.
This show is right up/DOWN there with "Bad Girls"... Utterly bad, bad, bad. -And, guilty as charged, I watched a few episodes out of curiosity and then gave it up. For someone who has avidly watched the trainwreck that is "Girls Next Door" with secret shame I have no right to judge. *hangs head*
**Best stalker anthem EVVA:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvnVb_TytwE
In high school my friend was always signing up for makeovers at Eatons and The Bay and some of those women were terrible. They always insisted on foundation that was too dark to add colour. Anybody remember the Clinique computer? It was a cardboard wheel?
Did anyone watch "The Soup" last night? They showed another clip of Maxie, and he had on some strange Knights of the Roundtable headdress on. I was cracking up!
All I want for Christmas is you oooh oooh baby... MC
My brother loves Stacey Q.
whatever! I want to take that hot piece out for some dranks!
It's true. The make up "artists" on this show are really sub par. I do make up for fun and I am WAY better than most of the contestants on the show. Maxi and Nolan are the only ones who are alright. However, most of the make up artists I know can blow them all away!
am I the only one who thinks Maxi looks like christina right before mommie dearest cut the setting lotion out of her hair?
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:29am.
What's up with his Larry Fine hair do?
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i thought he was a dead ringer for harpo marx
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Submitted by . on November 2, 2008 - 9:06pm.
Rashy butted people never look happy and slightly distracted.
Please let his last name be Padd.
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The cult of Oprah is bad...putsomestankonit
Killer. Someone new to wack my bag too.--randy1
A Stacey Q cut-off T-shirt? I now suspect that MK is James St. James--or at least Seth Green's portrayal of him in Party Monster.
did we just discuss this dude a few days ago or did that happen somewhere else? so confusing...
someone somewhere said maxi is a former "club kid" that explained everything about him for me.
they just sent home a woman who did the crappiest makeup job that I have ever seen outside of what my two year old niece did with some lip gloss. she is three now and she is probably better than the woman they just sent home.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 11/22/2008 12:46
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Sorry Sheeps no can do. The safety deposit box is in Grand Cayman.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEwZIufmafo&feature=related
I was totally sure that was a pic of Johnny Depp when I first scrolled down.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 12:34pm.
one of the *pix* from the past that have been relegated to a locked safety deposit box, never to see the light of day again. And I forgot to add it was an erect mushroom with blue streaks.
AVIE! AVIE!
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You want a feminist icon? I give you Lorena Bobbit... (TL)
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 12:42pm.
Yeah - that whole post SEEMS to be written by someone else - but it's not made entirely clear who...
Quelle surprise.
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You want a feminist icon? I give you Lorena Bobbit... (TL)
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 12:34pm.
Mushrooms with blue streaks! Those are the worst kind!
Thanks for sharing the story though, Joe. You gave us something to smile about. ;D
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 12:28pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 12:15pm.
Perez did NOT refer to Miss Havisham. Must be a quote, right?
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Yeah - that whole post SEEMS to be written by someone else - but it's not made entirely clear who...
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People like this nauseate me. They do anything to get noticed.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Submitted by Hysteria on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 12:26pm
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That's aaaah one of the *pix* from the past that have been relegated to a locked safety deposit box, never to see the light of day again. And I forgot to add it was an erect mushroom with blue streaks. ok I'm shutting up now, it's making me grumpy remembering how traumatized I was.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEwZIufmafo&feature=related
With that blond hair and masquerade mask, Maxi looks like Prince Michael Jackson.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 12:15pm.
Perez did NOT refer to Miss Havisham. Must be a quote, right?
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You want a feminist icon? I give you Lorena Bobbit... (TL)
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 12:04pm.
Perez has an article on Aniston that mentions Dlisted!
First I find out you're a Fox viewer, and now I learn you're a Perez reader?!? You continue to disappoint me, parissucksliterally. : (
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 12:18pm.
NEVER volunteer to be worked on in those hair/make-up competitions. I did once, at a hairstylist's convention and I came out with a cut that I can only describe as looking like a very erect mushroom. Nasty. (and I didn't win either)
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Joe! That is way funny! you should post the 'do you did. ;))
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 12:24pm.
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Hahahahahaha.....I got nothing....hahahahahahaha
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEwZIufmafo&feature=related
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 12:18pm.
hahahahaha. (Aren't mushrooms always erect?) I was once stampeded into modeling for a hair stylist's graduation show. I was supposed to play a hubby/dad to her sister as "mom" and her real-life daughter. We lost badly to another stylist whose models were all in full-on latex bondage gear with pounding "Roxbury" soundtrack.
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You want a feminist icon? I give you Lorena Bobbit... (TL)
MK, I get weirded out out similar we were growing up. I loved Cathy Dennis and Stacy Q...she played Cinnamon on Facts of Life and stole Tootie's song, that bitch!
But I would have been wearing my Electric Youth tour shirt back then and clipping out any Debbie Gibson pic I could find to hang on my wall like a deranged maniac.
I went so far to send Debbie an oversized birthday card with a pic of me in front of all the pics on the wall...ha! Best part, sprayed the card with Electric Youth perfume that I bought for my mom. That shit stunk. Ahh, the teenage lives of gay teen boys..so much fun.
wait, there's a Lifetime channel for makeup artists? well, everyone needs a place i guess
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 12:16pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 12:10pm.
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NEVER volunteer to be worked on in those hair/make-up competitions
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O don't worry about that! I learned early on that I got the kinda hair that stylists love to be "creative" with. The last person who touched my hair was an International Champion of International Hair Design (my friend works for a magazine;) but mostly I cut it myself. I'll go spend the money once every couple of years...and upkeep it until I start messing it up;p
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 12:10pm.
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NEVER volunteer to be worked on in those hair/make-up competitions. I did once, at a hairstylist's convention and I came out with a cut that I can only describe as looking like a very erect mushroom. Nasty. (and I didn't win either)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEwZIufmafo&feature=related
Hawllarioussss!!
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@PSL: Good one!
I plucked it out cuz it's kinda hard to find and it was such a fun day!
"The unmarried, childless Aniston has become the tabloids’ Miss Havisham, portrayed as lonely, needy and locked in the past. The website Dlisted.com recently advertised a US$19.95 “Boyfriend Arm Pillow” thus: “Now, every time the Jennifer Aniston in your life calls you, wanting to whine for hours about how they are so f–king lonely and their cats are even giving them the side-eye, you can simply say, ‘Aniston in my life, go canoodle with the Boyfriend Arm Pillow I got you for Christmas.’ ”
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I love this hot bitch and his sexy hats. The hat he wore this week was ridiculous.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 12:08pm.
Hahahahaha I *love* the daggers the other contestant shoots Maxie...weeeee! CATFIGHT!
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Yeah, dude. I was thinking the poor guy is never gonna make it. They will cut his ass down first and last chance they get.
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It's Britney, Bitch!<
Hahahahaha I *love* the daggers the other contestant shoots Maxie...weeeee! CATFIGHT!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEwZIufmafo&feature=related
Perez has an article on Aniston that mentions Dlisted!
he also has surveillance camera stills on Lohan drinking.......that's such a shock! I reaaaalllly believed she is sober.
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It must be a real high to be an Internet Rock Star.
I don't understand why this is called a reality show.
It is just another tired version of "Truth or Consequnces" where contestant had to do strange stunts to win the prize.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:46am.
No Manimal, it is "The Next Great Proctologist"
Good choice PSL! Hehehe
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Wait, the judge compliments him by saying "the make-up looks like make-up"? I have no experience in the matter, but isn't the point of make-up to NOT look like make-up (unless, of course, you're a clown, or dressing up for Halloween)?
No Manimal, it is "The Next Great Proctologist"
mike, that is because it is BOBBI Brown- she is a woman.....lol
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It must be a real high to be an Internet Rock Star.
Submitted by Poison Candy Apple on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 11:41am.
They have "character" for good TV.
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You want a feminist icon? I give you Lorena Bobbit... (TL)
Believe it or not, I know an ostensibly straight make-up artist. He works for Bobby Brown in NYC. And no, it's not the Bobby Brown who was married to Whitney Houston as I first thought.
Great Show! Emmy award winning drama!
What's next? Foot: The Search for the Next Great Podiatrist? Tivo
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Sheeps, LMFAOooooooo!
They had to make make up out of fruit and flowers and foods and stuff. He won the first challenge. I think the show just started last week.
Being a make up freak myself, I could not understand how any of these people even got on this show. I have friends who are make up artists that are ten times more talented than most of these contestants! Insanity.
"fuckity fuck fuck!"
"Fuckin a fucker. I should have used the word fuck more..."
"TENNIS CANS AND MOTHER FUCKEN GREEN BEANS!"