Friday, November 21st 2008

Ikki Is Right

Double the hep! MTV has replaced Tila Tequila with fauxmosexual twins for their spin-off show "A Double Shot At Hep" which premieres December 9th. The CDC really should have supervised this shit. The whole show should have been shot in a quarantine tent.

Vikki and Rikki, known as the Ikki twins, are former Hooters waitresses who make their living showing off their titties in ass in magazines like Playboy, Fast & Sexy and Import Turner. Now they are paying their rent by pretending to like the chocha!

The Icky whores will live in the same house with 12 straight dudes and 12 lezzies. They will date the same people, but will each pick someone different in the end.

I think I'm going to be sikki. I can't even share a glass with my sister, let alone suck the same dick! This isn't right. These two skanks will be licking on the same tongues, giving raspberries to the same assholes and getting donkey punched by the same dudes. I believe in family togetherness, but this is nasty.

Below is the full trailer. I must go yell at my genitals for getting tingly for the douchebag at the 0:50 mark. The one without the cowboy hat. Ugh. I really should higher my standards, but I can't help it!



Posted by: Michael K


madam ex's picture

OMFG kill me now.

Richiegay's picture

So you are saying you never had sexy times with a sister's bf MK ? I had many of my sister's beau, i think many just wanted an excuse to get to me, as she was rather plain and tomboyish to my glamourous punim, a wild romp thru adolescense as i recall.

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Miss Thang's picture

i saw this mess last night. I really didn't think MTV could hit a new low after Date my Mom and Jackass good lord

Sayonara's picture

Who cares?

I do it once, I do it twice...
Now there's steak with the beans & rice... B.D.P

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

Who going to be the host? Pam Anderson?

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Deb's picture

Submitted by Salem13 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 6:26pm.

Salem13, I feel ya, but alas, just because there won't be a dumb bimbo in the White House anymore,(W), doesn't mean the country's talentless handjobs will go away. Sad but true!

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

letinstar's picture

"I think I'm going to be sikki."

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Deb's picture

Double the skankdom! Add this to the list of Reality shows I don't watch. (Except Top Chef, but that show really is more about the food than the fuckery between the contestants).

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Salem13's picture

FUCKIN KILL THESE PEOPLE!!!

I truly hope that on January 20, 2009 all of these disgusting media whoring, sluts, and pricks just implode. I'm fuckin sick and tired of these useless assholes taking up my oxegyn. The Bush years are OVER!

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ILoveRArmitage's picture

MK, I'm surprised you didn't say
I think I'm going to be sikki. I can't even share a glass with my sister, let alone suck the same dickki!
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Perezs Nemesis's picture

ewwww...I feel all dirty and gross just having watched that trailer...but it's the weekend...I can go out and cleanse my soul with champagne :-D

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Mel-Tang's picture

Duh. They are going to choose each other.

Rich and famous people suck.

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Provolone's picture

LOL. I went to college with that guy! Plattsburgh State, NY. He was also on Paris Hilton bff show. He was a frat guy so he probably has had a cock in his ass...go for it Micheal K

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Tyroan's picture

What, were the Olly Girls booked elsewhere?

Are those the same twins that Hef is dating?

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

When is MTV going to change its name to VTV (vulgar television)?

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paris herpes's picture

You mean raise your standards...but yes I know what you mean!

Your face!