Ikki Is Right
Double the hep! MTV has replaced Tila Tequila with fauxmosexual twins for their spin-off show "A Double Shot At Hep" which premieres December 9th. The CDC really should have supervised this shit. The whole show should have been shot in a quarantine tent.
Vikki and Rikki, known as the Ikki twins, are former Hooters waitresses who make their living showing off their titties in ass in magazines like Playboy, Fast & Sexy and Import Turner. Now they are paying their rent by pretending to like the chocha!
The Icky whores will live in the same house with 12 straight dudes and 12 lezzies. They will date the same people, but will each pick someone different in the end.
I think I'm going to be sikki. I can't even share a glass with my sister, let alone suck the same dick! This isn't right. These two skanks will be licking on the same tongues, giving raspberries to the same assholes and getting donkey punched by the same dudes. I believe in family togetherness, but this is nasty.
Below is the full trailer. I must go yell at my genitals for getting tingly for the douchebag at the 0:50 mark. The one without the cowboy hat. Ugh. I really should higher my standards, but I can't help it!
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Well MTV is officially phlegm tv. No TRL or music of any kind. No innovative Liquid TV. No House of Style. No Unplugged. No 120 Minutes. But yes to more fake dykes wading in the shallow gene/dating pool for our "amusement".
I'm glad Elvis isn't around to see this. Continually shooting his tv when this channel was on would have bankrupted him by now.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 7:43pm.
*wonders when the 'M' in MTV will actually stand for Music again and not 'Mess'*
HEY EVERYONE! *waves*
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HI, DAE! *waves back*
The "M" now stands for "Money"!
The new motto is: What the hell as long as it sells.
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 7:43pm.
Or, get one of those compilation records that K-Tel and Rhino Records used sell on late-night TV.
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The 80's was the shit. I need to get an i-pod and download limewire and have me a party! Yes I'm not hightech at all. If I had it my way I'd have a record player and 45's. Those were the days...
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*wonders when the 'M' in MTV will actually stand for Music again and not 'Mess'*
HEY EVERYONE! *waves*
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Another example of BLEACHED HAIR DOES NOT A FUGLY PRETTY MAKE.
-- or in this case TWO fuglies
IKKI?!? ROFLMAO. They're not even remotely pretty. TOO hilarious!!!
"You smell like a baby prostitute." ~ Mean Girls
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 7:29pm.
The androgynous look of Boy George and Peter Burns.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 7:34pm.
Cheers dotty :) Your puddytat is very cute, but am worried he will get tired! Widdle leggies goin crazy.
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Crazyyyyyyyyyy leGs. Just call muh kitteh, Crazyyyyyyyyyy Legs. lol
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MTV's Beavis and Butthead was juvenile but funny as hell to my immature sense of humor. Annie Lennox vids were cool...Flock of Doofus Hairstyles made me LOL. I hated "Down Town Julie Brown" though...Ugh. Anyone remember Max Headroom? Hahahahaha
Submitted by . on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 7:17pm.
Tigerlily, aww your tv is done broke? Sadness! *Scratches you under tiger chin* I sowwy, hon. :( Not sure if it will make you feel much better but there ain't gonna be no xmas-giftin' in my fam this year. Times are tuff all over. -But, don't despair, no matter how broke some of us are at least we ain't no freaky deaky hos on a ticky tacky reality show. *phew*!
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Aw, thanks dot....
Yeah, I miss some shows I like, but my temptation to watch this show makes me glad that fucker quit this bitch...:-). I don't really know yet how much it will cost to fix, but I tend to blow my money on luxuries such as food, shelter and utilities...I know, I know, crazy my lifestyle is, so the tv gonna haveta wait...(hope this reprieve don't give my brain some sorta attitude like she all that since I ain't killing her cells off by my viewing choices...Hmmm, might have to start huffing "Dust Off"...I don't need that bitch gettin' an attitude when my tv's fixed, cuz Ima gonna be like Shitney on the loose with Daddy Spears tied up in a sound proof dungeon...PURE TRASH...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Cheers dotty :) Your puddytat is very cute, but am worried he will get tired! Widdle leggies goin crazy.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 7:23pm.
What happened to the MTV of my youth?
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Seriously. I feel old when I think of those times...INXS, Spandau Ballet, Gunners...I could go on...
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
TL - don't get it fixed. Save your money and get rid of your cable bills.
Everything you need is online.
Either streaming vid or you can easily download torrents (files) of shows. They're often posted the same day they air.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 7:28pm.
If Dlistin' is wrong, the I don't wanna be right.
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Right the frick on, Momus! *fist bump!* Once a hard-core Dlister, ALWAYS a DLISTER.
Here, Here Dlister Alumni! WHOOT! We need a GD Dlisted Alma Mater! Damnit!
I remember exactly where I was when MTV first came on... Video Killed the Radio Star was the first video.
I want my MTV back bitches!
Fuck whore shows!
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 7:25pm.
Oh yes please do! Shock the Monkey video terrified me for some reason. So did the White Wedding video. Dancing With Myself always made me want to dance along with Billy but I'm a marshmellow with no moves.
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. [dot] and Tigerlilly: At least our 'puters still work and we can Dlist.
If Dlistin' is wrong, the I don't wanna be right.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 7:21pm.
Sometime the only good tv is a broke tv. I thought I'd miss the hell out of that idiot box, but it's been weeks since that piece of shit crapped out on me and I haven't even gotten an estimate for its repair yet...Meh, I'll get around to it eventually...My brain cells will get tired of living so long and need some toxins like this trash to finish them off...
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The 'b00b tube' truly is the vehicle for the 'dumbing down' of the supposedly 'civilized' world. Some of the skanky, mind-numbingly icky, tacky shit that becomes popular on television makes me so disgusted that I have to pop in one of my "I love Lucy" dvds and laugh for a while.
The Barbi twins did it better. And I dare say they were classier. I said "classier", not "classy".
http://www.thebarbitwins.net/barbi-twins-free-gallery.htm
I saw their E! True Hollywood Story and I fucking LOVE these freakshow chicks. They are messed UP.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 7:23pm.
May I add Queen and Peter Gabriel to the list?
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Fri, 11/21/2008 -7:23pm.
What happened to the MTV of my youth?
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Hey I ask myself that same question from time to time.
All I want for Christmas is you oooh oooh baby... MC
What happened to the MTV of my youth?
Those were the days. Janky videos with piss poor special fxs but no one cared because the music was all that mattered.
Duran Duran, Cyndi Lauper, Wham, Billy Joel, Michael Jackon before the Jesus juice. Thriller really did scare the piss out of me. The Police, Every Breath You Take annoyed the fuck out my young ass, The Talking Heads, Blondie, Hall and Oates. Good times for music!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 7:20pm.
I'd rather watch two puppehs biting each other's peens. Having said that, the ikky smackdown at the end was funny and I might need to see that again :)
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Seriously! Plus, doggie bum-holes are too cute and well groomed. Gotta tank da mama doggie for dat. haha
Love your Tommy rainbow farter.
Dr. Phil has a very interesting discussion on prop8 passing. Hmm. Not sure if I shouldn't have just kept the gd news on though...wtf. It's alllllllll depressing. TG, be glad you don't have a TV right now. GLOOMY.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 7:13pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 7:10pm.
It's best that we avoid this show. I have the feeling that its poison with ruin our finely-tuned sarcasm. Besides, we don't want our brains to become tapioca pudding.
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Sometime the only good tv is a broke tv. I thought I'd miss the hell out of that idiot box, but it's been weeks since that piece of shit crapped out on me and I haven't even gotten an estimate for its repair yet...Meh, I'll get around to it eventually...My brain cells will get tired of living so long and need some toxins like this trash to finish them off...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I'd rather watch two puppehs biting each other's peens. Having said that, the ikky smackdown at the end was funny and I might need to see that again :)
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Tigerlily, aww your tv is done broke? Sadness! *Scratches you under tiger chin* I sowwy, hon. :( Not sure if it will make you feel much better but there ain't gonna be no xmas-giftin' in my fam this year. Times are tuff all over. -But, don't despair, no matter how broke some of us are at least we ain't no freaky deaky hos on a ticky tacky reality show. *phew*!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 7:10pm.
It's best that we avoid this show. I have the feeling that its poison with ruin our finely-tuned sarcasm. Besides, we don't want our brains to become tapioca pudding.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Another crappy ass show I will not be watching.
Not even I will watch this fuckery...and it ain't cuz my tv's broke and I'm too po' to fix it neither...*looking around at fellow DListers to see if they are buying it...* Ok, yes it is...*hanging tiger head in shame*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Yeah, people always look for the "love of their life" on a reality show.
What JIM said .
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Submitted by Deb on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 7:03pm.
Is that Doubleskank *um with a "C" (as in crass) or a "G" (as in gross)? ;)
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Submitted by Miami on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 6:52pm.
This show looks WHORE-able!
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LMAO...I love that word!...I'm gonna call all my
friends that tomorrow!..snort....
Donkey Punch...priceless MK.
"A double horror is waiting for you!
The double horror of Doubleskank Gum!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
"I must go yell at my genitals for getting tingly for the douchebag at the 0:50 mark. The one without the cowboy hat. Ugh. I really should higher my standards, but I can't help it!"
*chokes...gasps for air*
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
MK, you soooooooo deserve a hug! haha
That's weak. Get their daddy in on that shit. Now that's what I would call a show.
When did frosted hair come back?
HERE'S A IDEA FUCKING MTV..STOP PUTTING ON THIS FUCKING REALITY TRASH AND PLAY SOME FUCKING MUSIC VIDEOS..FUCK...THEY PLAY HALF A VIDEO A DAY AND CUT MY HEADBANGERS BALL FROM 4 HOURS DOWN TO AN HOUR BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO PUT SHOWS LIKE THIS ON..MTV FUCK YOU AND JJ JACKSON..REMEMBER HIM??
ugh, appalling. television has gone to shit. you can't even turn it on without seeing some skanky hoe thinking shes cute by wearing a white tank top that is way too damn small & a jean skirt from the fucking 90s.
NO.....MORE.....REALITY....SHOWS!!! HELLO??? WHY DO THESE FUCKING IDIOTS KEEP MAKING THIS SHIT?! NO MORE! DO YOU HEAR ME? NO MORE!!!!!! ME AND POOKIE GONNA BURN THIS MUTHAFUCKA DOWN!!
This show looks WHORE-able!
That's skankiness times two! Makes me wanna gargle with draino and scrub the invisible scabbies off my body with brillo.
I have a friend who dated a hooters gal. He said most of them go down on each other. Sometimes he got to watch, other times he went home cuz they didn't even know he was there. He was hung quite large too. What a shame to miss out on some humongous dick. Now she's straight with a very straight laced boyfriend. My husband thought she was hot. I told him she would fry his mr. winky with her smoldering greezy wagina.
this is HOT!
Live NYC shows on RealityBedroom
www.realitybedroom.com
Are you kidding me with this show? not again with this fake ass shit show.
They are UGLY wiff big noses and I'm not watching.
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Submitted by Salem13 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 6:42pm.
I hear ya. This new shit show is a perfect example of the "how-low-can-you-go" standards in everything.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
my laptop just got a rash from this post.
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Like there's actually a need for Greenland.you can get ice at 7-Eleven!
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 6:29pm.
Its not just celebs, its just regular everyday people. I wish my generation would rebel aganist the "girls gone wild" "MTV" "Facebook" "Myspace" whatever. Its embarrassing that years from now THIS is what my generation is going to be remembered for. I can only hope it A)Gets better or B)The kids after will be worse.
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WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT!!
MK, MK, MK...honey, how many times do I have to tell you (re: the guy at the .50 mark) that if the neck circumference is greater than the dude's IQ, you're in trouble. This rutabaga with pecs is heartache waiting to happen. I'm your friend, I'm just telling you before you give it up.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
All kinds of nasty is gonna go down in that bitch. It'll be worse than when homegirl shit on the floor. Believe that
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Ikki is correct
christ almighty, what a couple of tools, do you know the odds of BOTH of them being truly bi????
fucking posers.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 6:34pm.
"...I really didn't think MTV could hit a new low after Date my Mom and Jackass good lord"
You can't lump Jackass in with this skanky crap.
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