Ikki Is Right
Double the hep! MTV has replaced Tila Tequila with fauxmosexual twins for their spin-off show "A Double Shot At Hep" which premieres December 9th. The CDC really should have supervised this shit. The whole show should have been shot in a quarantine tent.
Vikki and Rikki, known as the Ikki twins, are former Hooters waitresses who make their living showing off their titties in ass in magazines like Playboy, Fast & Sexy and Import Turner. Now they are paying their rent by pretending to like the chocha!
The Icky whores will live in the same house with 12 straight dudes and 12 lezzies. They will date the same people, but will each pick someone different in the end.
I think I'm going to be sikki. I can't even share a glass with my sister, let alone suck the same dick! This isn't right. These two skanks will be licking on the same tongues, giving raspberries to the same assholes and getting donkey punched by the same dudes. I believe in family togetherness, but this is nasty.
Below is the full trailer. I must go yell at my genitals for getting tingly for the douchebag at the 0:50 mark. The one without the cowboy hat. Ugh. I really should higher my standards, but I can't help it!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:45pm.
Claude Balls? You been shaggin Tigerlilly?
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Yes, but it cost me an arm and a leg.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Here comes Slutty Pants with a Rusty Snatch and Sandy Astroglide;p
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:34pm.
Actually, I have 2 porn names: Claude Balls and Sandy Astroglide.
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Claude Balls? You been shaggin Tigerlilly?
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:38pm.
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RULES? We have RULES?
HA!
I didn't tat my ass with "Dlisted" cuz I was adherin' to no frikkin' rules tyvm.
What next? Somebody lifts the lid off of the hard boiled eggs and a name is born out of pure nasally tortured disgust?
Fine. I'll play in my own big girl sandbox with kitty poo in it and a sand bucket and shovel. Oh sadness.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:38pm.
@Dotty
It has to end in ikky, dem da rules. We might need to change that rule though.
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Yes, yes! There are SO many names if you slice that rule!
Like: Felicia O'Cunny!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:42pm.
Now I wanna change to Rusty Snatch.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
How come with all the possible porn names, no one ever picks Paris Hilton?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:39pm.
Sandy Astroglide???
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Well, I have a tendency to grate on yo ass.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:31pm.
Can I be slutty-pants? Or is it taken already.
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HAHA. You'll always be slutty-pants to me :0
TV you crazy ass funnay! Now I wanna change to Rusty Snatch.
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
dlister must have ADHD, how did we get to porn names? what's next genitalia names?
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Like there's actually a need for Greenland.you can get ice at 7-Eleven!
Sandy Astroglide???
Ouchie!
I want to play two parts!
I also want to be Wanda Nuthercawk:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
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It's Britney, Bitch!<
@Dotty
It has to end in ikky, dem da rules. We might need to change that rule though. Only so many words to work with. But kudos for the hobag. MK really knows how to sweettalk a gal :)
@angel_i
LMAO! You funnay :)
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Actually, I have 2 porn names: Claude Balls and Sandy Astroglide.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:09pm.
We'd need pseudonyms, ala oldtime stars. And they all have to end in ikky, just like todays celebu-whores.
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Can I be slutty-pants? Or is it taken already.
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My porn name will be Ivana Sukkadikki!
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MyTwoCents on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:23pm.
HaHa. Awesome. Imma gonna have to go for Likki da Dikki. Cause its classy and shit.
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Inky dinky pinky swear? I'm gonna steal the show with "Slutty Hobag" since there are no takers yet. The day MK called me "Hobag" was a special day for me. Oh fuck you all if you can't understand how sweet and poignant that was for me. lol
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:12pm.
HaHa. Awesome. Imma gonna have to go for Likki da Dikki. Cause its classy and shit.
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:12pm.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:09pm.
I'll use my porn name, Jack Qikki. Hope you're not too pikki
I had a porn mame too, "Too Quick Rick"
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
*sigh* i was born into the wrong generation.
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Like there's actually a need for Greenland.you can get ice at 7-Eleven!
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:09pm.
I'll use my porn name, Jack Qikki. Hope you're not too pikki.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:09pm.
Fuck this shit! We need our own DListed reality show...Yeah, MK pretends to be bi and has to choose among us DListed ho's whose gonna be his main bitch...
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We'd need pseudonyms, ala oldtime stars. And they all have to end in ikky, just like todays celebu-whores.
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:06pm.
Yes, the classic days of Kajagoogoo, "til Tuesday, and the Safety Dance.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:53pm.
Let me take your hand and we'll jump together into the "Wayback Machine".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujnH4yNqL8E
Whitesnake...Tawny Kitaen...oh the hotness.
Is that a whitesnake in your pocket or are you just happy ro see me.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:53pm.
hall and oates(!)...the police(!!) how old are you bitches?! the MTV of my youth consisted of N*sync and backstreet boys.UGH.
Well that's because your MTV sucked. We're talking about the original MTV that only played music 24/7 but slowly turned into shit.
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I'd make it Stikki.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:09pm.
Fuck this shit! We need our own DListed reality show...Yeah, MK pretends to be bi and has to choose among us DListed ho's whose gonna be his main bitch...
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Solid GOLDen.
hahahaha
Ikki made by Ikea.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
heehee Tigerlilly. That would be a fucking crack up.
gotta go out to dinner now....see you all in a couple of hours, I can't make it any longer than that....
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you're the million reasons why there's love reflecting in my eyes.....
-Faith Hill "The Way You Love Me"
hall and oates(!)...the police(!!) how old are you bitches?! the MTV of my youth consisted of N*sync and backstreet boys.UGH.
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Like there's actually a need for Greenland.you can get ice at 7-Eleven!
Fuck this shit! We need our own DListed reality show...Yeah, MK pretends to be bi and has to choose among us DListed ho's whose gonna be his main bitch...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I do miss the mtv of the 80s. there were no shit shows like the hills or this trash shit show, just good old fashioned videos. i feel like crying.
If their real birthnames are Vikki and Rikki, they never had a chance, did they?
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 9:25pm.
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Gah! *Forehead-smack* I should have noticed that right off the bat and you're exactly right! Those two are NOT twins! -Something about the type-written word can be overly powerful and convincing to the point of forgetting to really use your damned eyeballs. I feel like a sucka now! haha
Come on. Who else thinks these two aren't even related?
I bet they used to go to bars together and guys would ask if they were sisters and they got a lot of attention, so they turned it into their schtick.
My sister and I don't really look that much alike, except we are both genuine light blondes and guys always asked us that. So two generic looking chicks with very similar bodies could pull it off. And then if they make out, it's not really incest. And you KNOW that they get offered big bucks to make out.
The one on the left needs to learn to pose sideways like her sissy.
Submitted by Triscuit on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 9:04pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 8:36pm.
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Up yours,Bitch!
hahahaha♥
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The TV Gods appreciate good cookin' ... and you gotta work the stove just right.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 8:36pm.
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Up yours,Bitch!
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♥"Late night sex, so wet and so tight"♥ T.I
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 8:17pm
You're a better writer than you give yourself credit for
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 7:23pm.
What happened to the MTV of my youth?
Those were the days. Janky videos with piss poor special fxs but no one cared because the music was all that mattered.
Duran Duran, Cyndi Lauper, Wham, Billy Joel, Michael Jackon before the Jesus juice. Thriller really did scare the piss out of me. The Police, Every Breath You Take annoyed the fuck out my young ass, The Talking Heads, Blondie, Hall and Oates. Good times for music!
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Oh GOD, those were the days! Best times ever.
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Submitted by Triscuit on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 8:25pm.
**shakes fist at the sky**
WHY?
WHY?
Why has my TV Gods forsaken me?
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Uh, because you can't operate an oven??? ;)
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Oh Momus! Please don't say that, I get paranoid easily *looking around*
Thanks I hope you continue to read my insane thoughts on books.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 7:07pm.
LOL! Either would work, I guess, but I'm sticking with G. ;)
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
**shakes fist at the sky**
WHY?
WHY?
Why has my TV Gods forsaken me?
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♥"Late night sex, so wet and so tight"♥ T.I
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 8:17pm.
I like your blog. Cogent ranting about crappy writers. Maybe the author is a closet Dlister.
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Momus the Sarcastic
Thank you. I'm sure you are :0)
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They don't look like twins to me, anyway. They look like the usual type of skanks who hang out in bars and try to dance onstage when the local cover band plays and post slutty photos of themselves on their overdone MySpace pages and shop at Juicy Couture and think it's classy...
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 8:11pm.
Tee hee, Lord no I cannot write to save my life. That is evident from my blog. I found an autobiography on her I'm still reading it. Somehow the author of her bio found my blog and invited me to email him if I had any questions. Oddly enough I bought his book last weekend!!!
Once done with her autobiography I'm going to discuss it and then read John O'Dowd's bio which was researched for 9 years. I still haven't a clue how he found out about my blog. He said someone found it and then told him about it. I only advertise my blog here for you wonderful dlisted ho's. My blog is my hobbie. Its not going to change lives or anything. I'm kinda creeped out by it actually....
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 7:56pm.
Are you writing a bio about Barbara Payton?
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I used to work with these two FLorida rednecks at Hooters. They are dumber than rocks and not all that cute. Oh, and they weren't bisexual. They were big time into cheerleading and talking about Florida and had some annoying geek sidekick named Kathy. There, that is all there ever is to know about these two. Save your time and skip the season of slutbags.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 7:54pm.
*Blushing* Thank you!
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putsomestankonit & DreamyAguileraEyes:
I just peeked at your blog sites. Awesome. I wish that I could be that creative and interesting on a regular basis.
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