Ikki Is Right
Double the hep! MTV has replaced Tila Tequila with fauxmosexual twins for their spin-off show "A Double Shot At Hep" which premieres December 9th. The CDC really should have supervised this shit. The whole show should have been shot in a quarantine tent.
Vikki and Rikki, known as the Ikki twins, are former Hooters waitresses who make their living showing off their titties in ass in magazines like Playboy, Fast & Sexy and Import Turner. Now they are paying their rent by pretending to like the chocha!
The Icky whores will live in the same house with 12 straight dudes and 12 lezzies. They will date the same people, but will each pick someone different in the end.
I think I'm going to be sikki. I can't even share a glass with my sister, let alone suck the same dick! This isn't right. These two skanks will be licking on the same tongues, giving raspberries to the same assholes and getting donkey punched by the same dudes. I believe in family togetherness, but this is nasty.
Below is the full trailer. I must go yell at my genitals for getting tingly for the douchebag at the 0:50 mark. The one without the cowboy hat. Ugh. I really should higher my standards, but I can't help it!
HAHAHA I love how one pushes the other off the chair at the end and walks out while calling her a whore! lmao
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"Well sir your resume doesn't show any gynecological experience and your background check revealed you're a convicted sex offender, but your tallness is very impressive. Congratulations, You hired!"
"We're bisexual twins". If there's a more beautiful sentence ever uttered in the English language, I have yet to hear it.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Oh MTV, what have you done to this generation?
How stupid can MTV get?
I take it back. I guess they are sisters. Ewww.
The word "Love" should be banned from all these sexploitation shows. It's not love, it's shopping for the next ornament to bolster one's ego. So why not call it "Shot at Pseudo Sex with the Brainless Twerps?"
Nighty night angel! Fanks for the lovely gift and the heads-up on da new tunes, OMG :0
Loves ya :)
*smooches*
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
@M2C: =)
Nite, slutty hobag reality porn stars:)
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 1:41am.
Oh TV you little prick you.
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I just checked. I'm average, if you factor in the wind chill.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 1:27am.
Bird porn names? WTF! OK I can go wif dat. I likes Blue Tit, its naughty like blue movies.
Jeebus TV! Of course, da swallow!
I'ma be Blue Tit and mah sangin alias be Throaty Swallow.
@angel_i
I found dat one too. And there's more on that channel I've not done heard (Mamma Kissin Santa, Ain't nobody business-not full version). I'ma in Amy heaven here!!
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Oh TV you little prick you.
I looked it up. the Oklahoma State Bird is the Swallow-tailed Flycatcher.
No longer interesting, unless you want to get into cartoon birds.
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 1:36am.
Actually, NJ's state bird is the Finch. Until I'm Governor.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 1:31am.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 1:27am.
And bird porn names start and end with the Swallow, NJ's state bird.
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Really? HAHAHA that's fucked up that is!
Violet Green Swallow? nah sounds too infectious.
Barn Swallow? Too countryside incestuous... hmm.
CLIFF Swallow!! nope, now I'm thinking Cliff from Cheers.
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 1:33am.
It's no "cum guzzling dumpster fuck", but it'll do.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 1:30am.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 1:27am.
But...I'm anti-bush
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ah, how about a Northern Pintail? That still sexy enough for you?
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Trillby, clearly:
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=szBMoGSQv30&feature=related
I think these are new, dude!
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 1:27am.
And bird porn names start and end with the Swallow, NJ's state bird.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 1:02am.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 12:57am.
Hee hee. Are those chicks friends with Whooda Humpit and Ida Humpit?
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2nd cousins once removed, so it's okay if they procreate together.
In southern Ontario we'd get the Buffalo news - Live eye at five, and there were ALWAYS fires. Fire in Cheektawanna, Lackawanna and a whole bunch of other wanna's i've forgotten. doya, and yeahi were the slut jokes from the states.
angel, back me up here!
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 1:27am.
But...I'm anti-bush
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
That's just...icky.Their name fits.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
Oh I think the rules are OUT da window now. But TITS has Slutty Pants, and you has Slutty Hobag...so one of you is gonna have to change. I don't make da rules dats just da way it is :)
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Bird porn names?
I'll be a Great Tit,
You can be a Blue Tit,
and TV can be a Bush Tit.
angel (for being a little shit disturber) can be a bristle thighed curlew.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 1:09am.
Is this really new or really old? Soooo pretty. I even like the weird part in the middle. It should be two different songs though, its a bit disjointed. Still love it!
And there's another song called Trilby on there I haven't seen before either.
You got dis?
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=rK-hWu-IOWc&feature=related
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 1:06am.
Fank you. :)
Will d/load for mah listenin pleasure later
*smooch*
Edit: Sound is much better! More fank-you's
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Wow. It's really pretty. Boy do I like hos that can sing. There's a weird part in there that I want to hate but her singing is so beautiful I can't quite...
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@M2C: NO! NO!
That one sucks! This one!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnMfuQz4k80&feature=related
When My Eyes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nirQo9-2Q_I
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Blackinback - over the past decade MTV's target audience is impotent frat boys who can't get laid because no-one normal can relate to their shit.
It may have been longer than that, but I'm a young'n. Even as a little kid, I thought MTV was the most fucktarded thing ever.
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It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 12:57am.
Hee hee. Are those chicks friends with Whooda Humpit and Ida Humpit?
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
At least the Ikkis are dressed for suck-cess.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
or the two girls from new york state - doya wanna and yeahi wanna.
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Who wathes these MTV shows anyway? Why don't they have a show with a bisexual man, that shit would be worth watching! I am not watching Mtv till they bring back what it was made for, music
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 12:33am.
Here's another one! It's a mishmash but kinda cool.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7ZiXxS5xwE&feature=related
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I loves all dem songs but I never heard the first one before! 'When My Eyes' is new to me. You know if youtube has just this one track? Must have!
And seriously, fuck there's some funny names har!
I might have to change to Herpes Galor in honour of the twin skanks.
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 12:21am.
Jacki Meeoff.
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LMAO! *dabs sweat on forehead*
All you kinky whorez make me think too much nawty timez stuff.
Yeah. ALL YOUR FAULT
Here's another one! It's a mishmash but kinda cool.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7ZiXxS5xwE&feature=related
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 12:21am.
I did just get it! Aww angel you is da sweetest.
I sent a reply but I think the youtube service guy just got it, so I sent it again to your email.
*kisses*mwah*mwah*mwah*
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Mei Wan Pun Ani:)
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 12:20am.
I always liked the name Dixon Poon. Get it?
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Yes and numero 1004th reason why I love your hot ass.
You know, if MTV really wants to be open-minded and preach sexual diversity, whatever, but by allowing these two disgusting cockteases and Tila Tequila to have their own shows, is only degrading to the GLBT community.
We live in a fucking ignorant society, that MTV is encouraging.
Oh, and by the way, they're both ugly. I know MTV's goal is to attract a larger male audience, but I'm sure they could do better between all three of these butterfaces. I guess if I were them, I'd have to take my clothes off too, to distract from my mediocre at best countenance.
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It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
M2C:
Well, don't get TOO excited. I'll feel so badly if you don't like - but I didn't make it either...I just found it:)
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Jacki Meeoff.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I always liked the name Dixon Poon. Get it?
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 12:11am.
Submitted by . on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 12:05am.
Cunting whore?
How about Dixie Normous?
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*tears* ack...breathe. ahahaha
How about Dickens Cider?
Homo erectus?
Uber Bootay?
vaghicular negligence
Mister bung hole twister
Clam Spammer
Fuck. Stop me!
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 12:10am.
Hey, M2C: Didja see your youtube mail?
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Anon! Should I look? *claps fingy's wif excitement*
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Submitted by . on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 12:05am.
Cunting whore?
How about Dixie Normous?
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Hey, M2C: Didja see your youtube mail?
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Submitted by ocd can be good on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 12:02am.
I think you're being generous. They get it for 2 hours on Tuesday night and every other weekend.
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Submitted by ocd can be good on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 12:02am.
I guess they share one brain between the two of them.
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TRUE! lol ((HEY OCD!))
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 12:01am.
@Dot
Oh I think the rules are OUT da window now. But TITS has Slutty Pants, and you has Slutty Hobag...so one of you is gonna have to change. I don't make da rules dats just da way it is :)
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Oh fine! Is Cunting whore taken yet? My other favorite name. hahahahaha
i iz surryuz!
I guess they share one brain between the two of them.
@Dot
Oh I think the rules are OUT da window now. But TITS has Slutty Pants, and you has Slutty Hobag...so one of you is gonna have to change. I don't make da rules dats just da way it is :)
@Angel
Felicia O'Cunny is HOT! I don't even fully understand Wanda Nuthercawk but it made me laugh :)
@TV
Hehehe. Arm and a leg. hehe.
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
ON Topic! EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
They're not even attractive with makeup on!
And then they call themselves Ikki?
And then people take that shit seriously???
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