Friday, November 21st 2008

Not His Face!!!

This shit isn't funny. Jason Momoa, the hot piece from "North Shore" and some nerd show on the SciFi Channel, got his face busted in during a bar fight in West Hollywood, CA last week.

Lisa Bonet's man was being sexy at some joint when he got into an argument with an evil doer named Dominic Bando. The fight ended with Dominic hitting Jason in his angelic face with a pint glass! Jason had to get 140 stitches and also some plastic surgery work.

That jealous bitch Dominic was charged with fucking up hotness. He faces up to seven years in the chokey. If you ask me, they should give him two life sentences and send him to the prison with the most ugly people in it as punishment for messing up beauty. There's actually a lot of hot prisoners. I've seen a few on Meet-An-Inmate.com. Don't judge!

Posted by: Michael K


Submitted by Miss Thang on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 6:17pm.
am I the only heaux who thought Triscuit's question was some sort of sexual innuendo? *blushes*

I like how you think. I was going to ask Triscuit about her oven rack.

Mel-Tang's picture

Thanks Deb and Momus! I'm off to drink ice milk?!?!?!?!

Rich and famous people suck.

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RIMADYL KILLS

dude looks like predator.

dutch: "you're one ugly motherfucker!"

"to alcohol: the cause and solution to all life's problems."—homer simpson

M.E.'s picture

Triscuit - On my oven you cannot use the oven and broiler at the same time, due to it being the same space.

Some other ovens it is capable.

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Submitted by Triscuit on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 6:34pm.

FRESH! Hey whatcha cooking with the broiler and the oven?

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Triscuit's picture

ON topic-He is not that hot,the older pics of him he looked better.Maybe cause he looks like his hair smells like old balls.

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♥"Late night sex, so wet and so tight"♥ T.I

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Submitted by Deb on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 6:23pm.
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Hey Deb,I'll give you something to suck on!
badabum...

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♥"Late night sex, so wet and so tight"♥ T.I

yo u got to go to youtube and type in hectors15minutes i had a little fame at the borgata

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

Mel-Tang and Deb: Try really cold milk. Take a swig and hold it in your mouth until the milk warms to body temperature.

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Submitted by twitle d on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 6:30pm.
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I had to show him respect.He is the MAN♥
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MISS PRISS~ I had that same avvie,I loooove that pic of Jim.

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♥"Late night sex, so wet and so tight"♥ T.I

letinstar's picture

i hope jason's beauty isn't ruined...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...

he said that he likes ur humor and that u seemed to be a very happy person and he compared u to me ! isn"t that great !!!!!! luv u #1

yo baby , i asked my dad what he thought about u and i really suprised of what he said do u what to know ?

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 6:17pm.
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LoL.Usually it IS a sexual thing w/me cause I am a horny bitch!

hahhaaaahaha

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♥"Late night sex, so wet and so tight"♥ T.I

Deb's picture

Mel-Tang,

Suck on ice cubes. That's what I do.

Jason has some serious Klingon brows.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Triscuit's picture

Thanks guys!
I love you!
Doing shit sober is mind baffling sometimes!
Pass the seltzer!

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♥"Late night sex, so wet and so tight"♥ T.I

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 6:17pm.
omg u guys.. am I the only heaux who thought Triscuit's question was some sort of sexual innuendo? *blushes*

You are officially a horz. Congratulations! :)

Rich and famous people suck.

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RIMADYL KILLS

Miss Thang's picture

omg u guys.. am I the only heaux who thought Triscuit's question was some sort of sexual innuendo? *blushes*

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 6:04pm.
Poor, Jason Momoa! You know, I will fix this boy right up. *climbs on his face*

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Such a Good Samaritan.

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Mel-Tang's picture

Mine is underneath the oven. It looks like a drawer.

What do you bitchez do when you burn the roof of yo mouth??? I ate pizza that was too hot cause I was so damn hungry and now I'm suffering.

Rich and famous people suck.

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RIMADYL KILLS

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Submitted by Triscuit on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 6:11pm.

With my oven, using the oven only employs the bottom burner and using the broiler employs both the top and bottom burner.

I don't know what kind of oven you have. Have you tried going to the manufacturer's site?

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Deb's picture

Submitted by Triscuit on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 6:11pm.

Is your broiler separate from the oven?

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Mel-Tang's picture

Triscuit, lol I think you can. Just make sure you leave the broiler door open a bit. If it's closed all the way, I think it can explode.

Rich and famous people suck.

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RIMADYL KILLS

applejones's picture

Nooooo!!! That's the hotness, why o why? I'd be ready to stick a bitch over messing up my hot piece with a pint glass. What is this, the wild west?

I also used to be unattracted to men with dreads, until I met my neighbor! Meow!! And he washes his hair twice a week.
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Triscuit's picture

Off topic-you gys know I am an ass.
Can you use the oven and the broiler at the same time?
*this is not a joke;and I am not blonde*
no offense to my blonde whores

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Deb's picture

Well maybe if Jason is a fight-starting asshole, then Dominic should be thanked, not vilified.

Besides, a wicked scar will probably butch up that pretty face a bit.
Scars can be very sexy.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

tangerine's picture

He is really pretty in the old pics, but I like him better looking dirty. His face is pretty much close to perfect.

phillyphillie's picture

LULZ @ 'some nerd show on the Sci-Fi channel'

Poor, Jason Momoa! You know, I will fix this boy right up. *climbs on his face*

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Sweetas's picture

Okay, when a ridiculously hot guy gets banned for taking his pants off, we know what that means.

*holds up tip of pinky*

There's actually a lot of hot prisoners. I've seen a few on Meet-An-Inmate.com.
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Damn, even MK is starting to look like a spammer!

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Submitted by . on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 6:00pm.
... he seems too pretty to be the fightin' type?

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Maybe he antagonizes folks and then ducks out when the situation gets to physical.

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Rishkin's picture

He has a nice face, nice lips.

What a little bitch to hit him with a pint glass...pussy!

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A cocoa Samoan Momoa?

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Sweetas on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 5:29pm.
kdracofan♥♥ jinx!! lol

OT I'll take two of those, to go! And a small baby powder for the chafing lol.

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hi hun and good night! have a great weekend everyone :)

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femmedumonde,
He got banned for taking off his pants? I would have got him a beer =)

Sweetas,
♥!!!!!

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Submitted by Keane on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 5:52pm.

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14 or 140, the pain and healing time is the same. I had the same thing but it was staples.

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They were dork-sided!

He is just ridiculously pretty. I'll take two, please.

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Submitted by femmedumonde on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 5:58pm.

MK and friends, please have NO pity on him!

He used to come to a bar I cocktailed at and he was permanently banned for getting in fights all the time and taking off his pants. His is an asshole and I cannot believe Lisa Bonet hit that.
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Well, well! That settles it then!

Weird too because he seems too pretty to be the fightin' type?

M.E.'s picture

I think I find him hotter with the dreads and facial hair.

And I'm usually a dread hater because they are just nasty. Plain and simple. Ratted, matted stuck together hair that is impossible to truely WASH clean and must REEK!

Candy's picture

I hate men with dreads but he looks much better with his
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kacky's picture

Maybe it was a pint glass of soap and water. That's what I'd throw at him.

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They were dork-sided!

femmedumonde's picture

MK and friends, please have NO pity on him!

He used to come to a bar I cocktailed at and he was permanently banned for getting in fights all the time and taking off his pants. His is an asshole and I cannot believe Lisa Bonet hit that.

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Submitted by yolie on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 5:46pm.

OMG! He should lose the dreds and Lisa!

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Sweetas's picture

Miss Priss - happy Friday, w00t! XOXOXO

I just been workin hard. It aint easy bein a ho. Tricks get all bitchy when you type while they hit it from the back lol.

Clarisse♥♥! OVER HERE!! LMFAO

M.E.♥♥, CTH♥♥, Dlisters

CTH - *gulp* you had 140 stitches for a cesarean? Seriously? *Mentally makes note to have tubes tied to prevent any possibility of anything like this ever happening to me*

Submitted by yolie on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 5:46pm.

Here he is without those nasty dreads:
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Holy crap! HOT but my gaydar just went off the charts. lol

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M.E.'s picture

Hoff, seriously! It must have just busted his face W I D E open.

Sadness.

He looks like a kid (ok, he's 23) I know who's the hubs friends Asst. Coach for Pop Warner Football. Cept, alot thinner.

"There's actually a lot of hot prisoners. I've seen a few on Meet-An-Inmate.com. Don't judge!"

hahahaha! MK, next you'll have the spammers for that website here! Brace yourself. hahahaha *tear*