Monday, November 24th 2008

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 21st!

I wonder whose cheeks have been stuffed with more meat? - jazzfish_77

Runners-up:

The bottom of the barrel is upholstered in pink and leopard skin. - Deb

Phoebe knew she had to make a quick decision; She would either continue her ban on Chanel, or miss a completely genuine photo opportunity. -justinwrtiesx3

The guy from Saw has nightmares too. - Sweetas

Pacific Coast News

Thanks to everyone who sent this shit in!

Posted by: Michael K


Phoebe knew she had to make a quick decision; She would either continue her ban on Chanel, or miss a completely genuine photo opportunity.

The ultimate Samantha and Lindsay makeover.

jiggywiddit's picture

Two girls, one cup.

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Don't look at his fromagerie area. It will cause your eyes to go into seizures and your brain will start asking a million questions.-MK

Imelda Marcos??? Is that you??? You are so skinny now....!

webdeity's picture

It's rather sad that the only person that bought Lindsay Lohans leggings was Bobby Trendy... I wonder what "Luxurious" padding he used stuff his crotch with... A Maxi-Pad soaked in bacon grease? How else did he get Chicken Cutlets to hang out with him? You know he paid, cause she didn't bring her purse!

Melinda's picture

Chicken cutlet and a drumstick on parade.

Violet's picture

It's the poor man's Will & Grace

Melinda's picture

Their future is so bright with pink they gotta wear shades.

jiggywiddit's picture

Submitted by gyeah on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:11pm.

you have a discerning eye, my friend!

I can laugh at those kids cause they already have more $$$ to their messed-up names than I ever will.

Guess we're just jellis h8ters.

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Don't look at his fromagerie area. It will cause your eyes to go into seizures and your brain will start asking a million questions.-MK

Here are some captions

"Two words - ROLE MODELS!"

"The CW is brining back Models, Inc. Rejoice!"

"Maddox and Shiloh in about 15 years."

Lory's picture

For Hohan's chronological 50th birthday, SamRo took her for a shopping spree around Robertson Boulevard and Home Depot.

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Let me dirty up your mind.

Melinda's picture

How do you know if you have a real friend? Because only a true one would wear the same shitty outfit as you in daylight.

Anna Nicole Smith is rolling in her grave!

angel_i's picture

SamRo and LiLo decide to take their relationship to the next level.

♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<

SamRo, this was not what Lindsay meant when she said she wanted you to wear the pants in the relationship...

DebFrmHell's picture

Now THAT'S a Peanut Butter Buttfuck Fiesta on Roberson Dr.

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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08

Melinda's picture

She who wears the most 80's worst fashion trends wins a fresh chicken cutlet.

HairyPotheadfan's picture

Marilyn Manson takes his new pet for a walk.

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"Im totally cereal!"

zomay's picture

Who wears the tights in that relationship?

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jazzfish_77's picture

Now I know what it takes to make Pheobe look hot.

no, hunny... you fry the cutlets, not wear them

"she do be doing that"

C.A. Stone's picture

Somebody didn't get the memo the 80's was 20 years ago.

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Sometimes, you just need a "Fuck it" Day.

Rihanna finally leaves Chris Brown for someone better.

Jordan: before and after....

annobanano's picture

The homeless break my heart.

Famousbeer's picture

Can we now all finally agree it's time to carpet bomb LA and start over?

sandrahh10's picture

I saw she posted a personal blog on ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^, a private site for millionaire & celebrity I heard of from a friend of mine. She posted many of her pravite videos on it! Does she want to hook up with rich guys?

Sheryl Crone's picture

This is what happens when George Hamilton gets separated from his tan.

Snort_This's picture

Bronx shopping with momma Ashlee in the year 2025.

"Pretty Woman 2: After the Stock Market Crash"

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The next time you have a thought...LET IT GO.

Liv's picture

Just released from Chanel's publicity whores..the shirt and bag in the pic did not represent Chanel in any way shape or form...the interlocking C's must either mean Cock Chaser or Chicken Cutlets.They will leave that up to us to decide which...

The foul and the pussy(cat)

Ms Price and her blind girlfriend were just thrown up on by a giant Cosmo Girl magazine.

at first glance I seriously thought this was ashlee simpson and pete wentz.

DUDE's picture

Look, it's John Cougar smellslikecrap and his mother

the DUDE! abides...

soul's picture

freak and freakier

Famousbeer's picture

Two chicken cutlets, a little sausage and two total fruit cakes.

A. Texan's picture

Phoebe had to call Bobby to coordinate outfits because she almost left the house in the same pair leopard print tights. Could have been embarrassing!

Provolone's picture

Lindsey and SamRo celebrate their 20th anniversary...and they said it wouldn't last

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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"

Hugh Jackman thinks that's gay.

Rotor Rooter's picture

Kooky ChaHell

jazzfish_77's picture

The only two people who Jesus does not love.

Big lame hunting in L.A.

"Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore-I think we are in HELL!!"

zomay's picture

Thanksgiving came early for Los Angeles. Turkey legs, cranberry stuffing and a side of pathetic for everyone.

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Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:08pm.
Not cap- is that bobby trendy?

Yes, ma'am.

Provolone's picture

The poster children for M4DD...Mother's 4 Drunk Driving

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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"

gyeah's picture

Submitted by jiggywiddit on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:04pm.
Zuma Nesta Rock and Bronx Mowgli, circa 2018.
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lol i love hatin on those kids.

Looks like Asshole and mowglie right out of the hospital.

I hate Trendy so much. HATE HIM!!!

"I'm the whoriest whore whoever whored and I still wouldn't get with that." ~ MK

Nanners's picture

Phoebe's stylist is finally revealed. This answers all my questions about her.

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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!