Monday, November 24th 2008

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 21st!

I wonder whose cheeks have been stuffed with more meat? - jazzfish_77

Runners-up:

The bottom of the barrel is upholstered in pink and leopard skin. - Deb

Phoebe knew she had to make a quick decision; She would either continue her ban on Chanel, or miss a completely genuine photo opportunity. -justinwrtiesx3

The guy from Saw has nightmares too. - Sweetas

Pacific Coast News

Thanks to everyone who sent this shit in!

Posted by: Michael K


joywit's picture

Accessorize much?

TypedOut's picture

Julia Roberts and Marie aka Snobby Saleswoman #2 take a walk down memory lane and recall a time when Marie still had a coochie.

The C word's picture

Even though Phoebes dropped the lawsuit against Chanel, she still found a way to get her revenge.

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You fargin sneaky bastage!

putsomestankonit's picture

It aint easy being a famewhore.

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Deb's picture

Phoebe and Bobby could teach Britney a thing or two about being a cool chick.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Ahh Michael K. finally gets his chance for a one on one with his dear PP cutlets only to get harassed by the paparazzi

Long time loves, Chicken cutlets and Michael K finally come out.
Now its time to come up with a cute nickname...

The ultimate who would you rather! yuck!

WTFOMGLOL's picture

not a caption ..just some drunk posting. happy hour!

a little something a little I learned in 7th grade spanish class, about 100 years ago ..

(forgive my spelling, putas)

Aunque la mona se vista de seda, mona se queda.

you can dress a monkey up in silk, but it's still a monkey.

Knew I was hanging onto that little phrase, for this day. Actually, Senora Chidester just drilled that into my head, for some god unknown reason.

The C word's picture

Pissed that Tyra gave Isis the free vag op, Bobby takes comfort in some shopping with a friend.

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You fargin sneaky bastage!

Flier for the Mormon's " vote yes on prop 8" campaign

Yo, Phoebe. You're gonna need a bigger closet.

Deb's picture

"HEADBANDS! Get your HEADBANDS here! One for 5, three for 10 dollars! Get your HEADBANDS!"

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Zac's picture

Okay, this isn't a caption but when I saw this picture I automtically thought "What the FUCKETY FUCK FUCK is Rihanna doing hanging out with Chicken Cutlets?!?!?"

Excuse me...oh not you two...Sorry I was trying to get the attention of the hot guy in the green shirt and shorts with the thick back right down here. But you two have fun now...Excuse me Sir..

Can I get a "I know that's right"

See, I knew Posh had balls.

Workin' 9 to 5...

jiggywiddit's picture

If my vote counts, you win.

Submitted by Deb on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:02pm.

The bottom of the barrel is upholstered in pink and leopard skin.

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Don't look at his fromagerie area. It will cause your eyes to go into seizures and your brain will start asking a million questions.-MK

You know they are thinking "damn, we look hot!"

Stock Broker's picture

Pretty Woman: The Early Years

jazzfish_77's picture

Proof that evolution is a lie.

It maybe another publicity stunt, but isn't it nice to see Phoebe Price do her part by sharing clothes with those less fortunate?

The funny thing is that they told each other that they look good...

I can't beleive I helped you tuck that thing....

Deb's picture

"Here we come, walkin' down the street.
Get the funniest looks from
Everyone we meet.

Hey Hey we're the Wannabes!
People say we're dressing like clowns,
But we're too busy posing
To hear all the put-downs!"

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

homer's picture

After therapy sessions for SamRo and HoHan- SamRo got in touch with her more feminine side and came out w/ her own line of leggins-

Ring...Ring... "Hello" Hey Bobby it's Phoebs want to go shopping? "Sure let me just throw something on real quick?" Yeah thats what I'm doing too. See ya in a bit. mau...

Hmm confusing... Which one is Phoebe Price?

Ikcor's picture

Never mix plaids with prints. It makes you look gay.

After trashing her name in Hollywood, Rachel Zoe faces reality and lowers her standards to a different kind of clientele.

Grandma J's picture

Make no mistake, Laguna Beach is the Real OC..with a cherry on top

Gucci! Gucci! Eeeeeewwwwww!

angel_i's picture

Phoebe and Bobby joyfully help Britney promote Circus' release!

♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<

This is what OJ Simpson will see after the light at the end of the tunnel when that day comes.

yogetoutmyfaceson's picture

MK finally meets his idol!

Yo....get out my face son!

Deb's picture

The bottom of the barrel is upholstered in pink and leopard skin.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Where are they going?? Desperation-err-destination unknown.

TexnDoc's picture

Z-list Royalty.

Lucy and Ricky Move to West Hollywood: The Lost Episodes.

lala0's picture

New this season:
Famewhore Barbie and Slut-it-up Ken!
STDs and Daddy issues not included.

Sweetas's picture

Bobby: "What's a Chanel? No, I'm just a big CC DeVille fan."

its a secret's picture

Talk about having crazy written all over it! I don't even know where to look!

Tim Burton releases a poster of Tweedledee and Tweedledum.

"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"

Someone get me a stick, I'm about to break open the pinatas!

"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"

Mrs. Fiesty's picture

I'm glad Pete Wentz can fnally be himself out in public with Ashlee seeing as he's proved he's all man what with the fathering a son with one of the dumbest names on the planet and all.

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My name's spelled wrong on purpose, douche! I am so smart, S-M-R-T.

Oh, holy shit...

OMG, Lindsey and Samanthas Halloween outfits are so tranny fierce.... Oh wait is that gayasian?

JJ JJ's picture

The only sure fire way for Phoebe to make sure she is the most stylish in the photo.

Sweetas's picture

The attentionwhorism was so intense it actually ripped a hole in the time-space-fashion continuim. Luckily most of the tacky trends that slipped through adhered to the people at ground zero. Tragically, mom jeans and stirrup pants managed to escape and are still on the loose.

sssht! here're the paps, ACT NORMAL!