Monday, November 24th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 21st!
I wonder whose cheeks have been stuffed with more meat? - jazzfish_77
Runners-up:
The bottom of the barrel is upholstered in pink and leopard skin. - Deb
Phoebe knew she had to make a quick decision; She would either continue her ban on Chanel, or miss a completely genuine photo opportunity. -justinwrtiesx3
The guy from Saw has nightmares too. - Sweetas
Thanks to everyone who sent this shit in!
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The only two people in Hollywood who will NEVER attack the paps for taking their picture.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Pete and Ashlee pick up some guyliner and a flat iron for their son before he makes his debut in OK magazine.
I thought LiLo got kicked off of Ugly Betty!
Oh I dunno, Lindsay doesn't seem to mind that Sam-Ro is hung like a girl.
That's not the Channel logo. . .it's Chicken Cutlets and Campy Clown's logo.
Victoria Beckham shopping AGAIN yawn !!!!!
First Black Lady 09
I think that's the new Argh-my-eye-le sweater.
Wow! I'm surprised. I didn't know Chicken Cutlets was such BFF's with Alian Princess Rihanna.
www.myspace.com/raul_rules
The guy from Saw has nightmares too.
Chicken Cutlets has finally branded...purses, trendy sweaters..moose knuckles.
A scene from "MK's wet dreams".
Screw. This. Game.
Screw you.
And your sister.
And whatever pets you may own at the moment.
Linds and Sam look fab after a day of shopping.
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Bye! Good
pippi longstocking and mowgli all growed up..running to catch the bus.
Ashley and Pete are looking good post-baby! I don't know why people think he's gay.
Cirque do soleil: Trannyeo & Cutletsbanco!!!
Katie finally makes her break from the scientologists, incognito like.
In an effort to reconnect, Lindsay and Sam let loose and spend some quality time together away from hustle and bustle of DJ life.
What happens when two media sluts with vaginas mate: extreme blue balls with bow leggedness.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
One small step for a fag, one giant leap backwards for fagkind.
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Yo Ho, Ho, it's a pirate's life for me.
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The cult of Oprah is bad...putsomestankonit
Killer. Someone new to wack my bag too.--randy1
OMFG! Its the cast of Willy Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory!
Long after retirement, Rainbow-Brite and Vanity Smurf shop together on Robertson!
You see this Chanel Purse? It fell out of my mouth as soon as I opened it.
She was hesitant to hang out with him because of the Chanel boycott, but he reassured her that the CC stood for Chicken Cutlets and he was her fan club president.
Hi Bitches! Welcome to HELL!
Why is there never a runaway bus when you really need one!
There is no darkness but ignorance.
What force is more potent than love?
i knew PP would make Chanel her little bitch sooner or later!
I see Wal-Mart had an accessories sale.
Hollywood walk of lame.
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One giant fruit and a couple of nuts.
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Michael K's dreams finally came true when he got to meet the international superstar Chicken Cutlets, and of course it was all 'accidently' caught on camera!
Chicken cutlets can teach Bobby a thing or two about tucking it away.
Yo Coco! We found your lost camel toe. Sad news though, it is in pants that wouldn't slide over your knees.
There is nothing Trendy about either one of them.
Chicken cutlets and chow mein....YUMMY!!!
I love that hot bitch Bobby Trendy. LOVE HIM
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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Like the MC Hammer song: Pumps and a Chump
It's about time Phoebe got herself a bitch!
Well, they make a good pair - shes got the chicken cutlets and he has the chicken legs!
For once, Pee-Pee actually looks like a lady when you put her next to her evil twin Hagatha McTrendy.
Where is a drunk driver when you need one?
Why did the chicken cutlets and gay cheetah cross the road?
Because the paparazzi were on the other side!
Sheena Easton & Prince circa 2012 when nobody else wants their crazy asses....
Phoebe's new assistant learned what chicken cutlets meant the "hard way."
Which one is the bag boy?
Pee-Pee and Booby stollin' down the lane
Some might say they look insane
Others will say it's just incest
One lacks balls while the other lacks a chest
Pee-Pee's poodle will carry the bags
Booby loves having his very own hag
Pee-Pee's card is totally maxed out
And Booby just laughs cuz that's what it's all about
Booby sees a sugar mama waiting to spend
Pee-Pee sees a queen just fluttering in the wind
1 hag + 1 fag = a crazyquilt affair
They both love it when the paps are there.
Sam Ronson is so whipped, she not only carries Lindsay's bags, but she does it in her fugly leggings. Humiliating...
Trying out for the Canadian version of Kath and Kim.
A gentleman always carries the lady's bags.
It's a beautiful thing when like souls find one another.