Monday, November 24th 2008

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 21st!

I wonder whose cheeks have been stuffed with more meat? - jazzfish_77

Runners-up:

The bottom of the barrel is upholstered in pink and leopard skin. - Deb

Phoebe knew she had to make a quick decision; She would either continue her ban on Chanel, or miss a completely genuine photo opportunity. -justinwrtiesx3

The guy from Saw has nightmares too. - Sweetas

Pacific Coast News

Thanks to everyone who sent this shit in!

Posted by: Michael K


Drew's picture

How polite, Bobby Trendy is carrying Phoebe's purse for her... Wait a minute, that's BOBBY'S purse!

nclgemini's picture

Chicken Cutlets,fabulous as usual.showing Alien Princess BAGGAGE HANDLER/CAT-astrophy how to really work it!

International super model Phoebe Price shows us what it's like to be outclassed by dlisted writer.

Now we know what Dr Rey does in his spare time

After looking at the vomitous outfits these to are so proudly sporting in public I'm terrified as to what could POSSIBLY be in those shopping bags [and yet I want to know so fucking bad it's just WRONG]!

Rodeo Clown Drive

jesus cutlets!!!!!!!when are you gonna start carrying your own shopping bags???

Triscuit's picture

Not a caption.....
Is that Posh next to Princess Cutlets?

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♥"Late night sex, so wet and so tight"♥ T.I

Chicken ala queer

Not a caption: If they switched outfits, the jokes and comments would all be the same.

Butch SASSY and the Cutlet Kid

Ding Ding...Dinner is done! Now serving, chicken cutlets with a side of string bean!

soulflower's picture

The dude in the back is thinking WTF is that.

First Black Lady 09!!!!!
Cool to see you to see you cool

cowboyinsweden's picture

Life after Kate Moss-
Jaimie Hince photographed in the midst of an identity crisis.

Manimal5's picture

Lohans new line of affordable chic. The "Asshat Collection" available at Kmarts everywhere.

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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...

mommy2kai's picture

It's official- the apocalypse has begun!

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Fuck soccer moms~ George Carlin

lindsay and samro: post recession

Manimal5's picture

Reno 911: Ok, remember before we apprehend the perp blend into the crowd.

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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...

JoshOnTheBus's picture

Eddie and Patsy hit Robertson Blvd.

Leona's picture

DListed Prom '08.

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you is chipmunkin times all up in my face and i hate that, you trampy nut gathering woodland creature. (LoLo)

MrsJCaesar's picture

Next week on Stylista, the contestants are challenged to explain the Chanel principle of "take one thing off before you leave the house" to Raggedy Ass and Dandy.

Samro's femming up for the Hohan left a lot to be desired.

Even Patricia Field thought that these looks were a little much.

Marc St. James is walking Betty Suarez through effectively using the spiked dildo they just bought on Gio tonight

Virginia's picture

Wow, even Phoebe Price's shadow is a rare and exquisite beauty!

or

Chicken Cutlets, meet Chicken Legs.

on the menu today – chicken cutlets, vienna sausages, and hostess snowballs.

"Wishing you were here in San Francisco on Pride Day! Love, Raggedy Ann and Andy!"

D.R.'s picture

Don't get dressed in the dark.

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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.

"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz

International elegance model, Phoebe Price, helps raise awareness for Bobby Trendy's charity, "Tulle for Tots"

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"But HE pulled into my spot, so I had to kill him and his kids..."

PP and Bronx Mowgli Wentz in 20 years.

zeropoint88's picture

He insisted he was wearing Coco Chanel but she insisted that it stood for Cutlets Squared.

"What you lookin at ass eyes? You plottin on me boy?"

soulflower's picture

I'm bringing sexy back bitches!!!!
Don't hate appreciate you can never be me!!!!!

M O.B First Black Lady 09
Cool to see you, to see you cool

TexnDoc's picture

Hallucinations when coming down a Pepto-Bismol bad trip.

NaNoop's picture

UGH. A double dose of worthless skank.

Manimal5's picture

I love "Gayer than Gay Fridays"

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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...

"I'm telling you... he was calling ME Sasha Farce! Not you, you, basement baby, you!"

Iamnotworthy's picture

After a fast shopping trip Michael K and his idol head back to her place to consumate the relationship

weenielover's picture

Cutlets and her fashion consultant, Sarah Palin do Manhattan.

Fee B $ Fee C's

mskayty's picture

"Do these pants make my 'boygina' look too big?"

Iamnotworthy's picture

Cutlets Eye for the Straight Guy.

Bronx Mowgli and Mom go shopping cerca 2025.

Geri Halliwell and Rihanna show some girlpower.

Leona's picture

I'm scared of clowns.

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you is chipmunkin times all up in my face and i hate that, you trampy nut gathering woodland creature. (LoLo)

November 21, 2028: 42 yr. old Hohan seen shopping with her 95 yr. old Sugar Momma, Yoko O-han.

Leona's picture

LOL. That's perfection, sweetas!

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Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 6:01pm.

The guy from Saw has nightmares too.

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you is chipmunkin times all up in my face and i hate that, you trampy nut gathering woodland creature. (LoLo)

Deb's picture

"See that guy way back, with the sweaty T-shirt and white cargo shorts? I think that's Matthew McConneghy!
I wish these two freaks would stop jumping into the picture!"

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

glad we went shopping darling; this Chanel is my only top that goes with these tights!

Vern's picture

"What? This old Peen?"

The shades don't fool me......maybe Pheobe.....but not me!! I knew Tom was up to something when he wasnt with Katie and Suri!

InTheBlue