Monday, November 24th 2008

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 21st!

I wonder whose cheeks have been stuffed with more meat? - jazzfish_77

Runners-up:

The bottom of the barrel is upholstered in pink and leopard skin. - Deb

Phoebe knew she had to make a quick decision; She would either continue her ban on Chanel, or miss a completely genuine photo opportunity. -justinwrtiesx3

The guy from Saw has nightmares too. - Sweetas

Pacific Coast News

Thanks to everyone who sent this shit in!

Posted by: Michael K


Superpop's picture

Famewhores at work...

Bobby: Phoebe those boots look so...'Trendy'.
Phoebe: Your purse looks like it had a high 'Price' tag Bobby.

Bobby: I heard there is going to be a camera crew at the building implosion today.
Phoebe: So inspirational!!! Let's go. I don't want to be late!

Sweetas's picture

Yay winners!!! jazzfish and Deb, w00t!! Loved them both and glad MK did too. Feckin perfect!! :D

Finally SamRo gives in to Lezlo's pleas for a spicier wardrobe.

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NoAnjl's picture

Congrats to all!!

Deb!!! xoxo *hands cheesesteak wit*

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HellaciousB's picture

Congrats to the winner. That was a good one.

jazzfish_77's picture

Thanks, everyone - I am so excited on my first ever win.

I love the Saw one, Sweetas.

Deb's picture

Aw thanks, IHeartHaters, kdracofan, angel_i, The C Word, and DeeDee!
Congrats to jazzfish_77, justinwrtiesx3 and Sweetas!

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

iHeartHaters's picture

Way to go all!! That's some funny shit right there! Bottom of the barrel is my fave LOL

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

kdracofan's picture

LOL Congrats Deb & Sweetas & everyone else!!!!!

DeeDee's picture

Congratulations weiners!

I also liked PSL's Supercalifragilist entry and honomann's Rodeo Clown Drive entry.

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The C word's picture

Congrats winners! :D

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Lighten up, Francis.

angel_i's picture

PS. Congrats funny hos:)

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Get into the spirit of giving!:
Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
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angel_i's picture

The answer MUST be Bobby because there is NO way they could have been putting in those things in the dark ages. PS. hold onto these pics, MK - I think she's pulling them!:

http://dlisted.com/node/28480/images/ppbirthday3.jpg

And here's Phoebe bein sexy just to show y'all how it's done:

http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/phoebe_shoes.j...

http://www.phoebeprice.com/photo_zoom.php?pic_num=ph_pic_002.jpg

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Twit and twat.

**You made a goddam vampire - pomeranian?!**

They may smile and provoke us now, with their hideous outfits and confident swaggers but they'll be laughing on the other side of their plasticine faces when famewhore hunting season starts.

Invisible's picture

Faux Faux Chanel

Invisible's picture

One of PP's chicken cutlets exploded and this is what crawled out.

princess RiRi knew next to PP she looked terrible!

"Sex and the city... the 5th movie"

mickymar's picture

Samro go glam

They look like they were ambushed with paint ball guns. Gross, you need 3-D glasses just to look at that mess!

Cindy Lauper & Prince`s Daughter`s Enjoy A Day Of Shopping, While Sporting A Pair Of WhatTheFuck-MePump`s...Later In The Day, They Were Both Found Dead At One Of The AntiProp8 Rally`s, There Were No Witnesses, The Pump`s Are Also Missing.

Boy George And Madonna Have Been Brought In For Questioning.

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LmaO At Your Fat Finger`s

laurenross32's picture

Muppet Babies, we make our dreams come true..
For everyone else- nightmares.

If their OUTERwear is this freaky deaky one can't help but wonder what the hell their UNDERWEAR looks like?

Karl Lagerfeld just committed suicide.

Melinda's picture

They're Cuckoo for Chicken Cutlets

I've immediately lost the rest of my respect for Prince.

Being subtle, one more thing Chicken Cutlets isn't good at.

Ipomoea's picture

MK now knows who he has to kill to get his dream job.

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"But it walked on my pillow!"

SamRo fully supports Hohan's leggings line.

Come on Cutlets, even with your dollar store imposter of Coco Chanel by your side, you still ain't getting past the velvet rope at the Chanel party. Don't you know she has been dead for almost 40 yrs!

Come on Cutlets, even with your dollar store imposter of Coco Chanel by your side, you still ain't getting past the velvet rope at the Chanel party. Don't you know she has been dead for almost 40 yrs!

Come on Cutlets, even with your dollar store imposter of Coco Chanel by your side, you still ain't getting past the velvet rope at the Chanel party. Don't you know she has been dead for almost 40 yrs!

*sigh* just cross your fingers and hope that E! doesn't get any ideas

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icebunny's picture

"Tomorrow I wanna be the tranny again and you can be the clown"

***** If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the "up"-button ****

icebunny's picture

Chicken Cutlet launches her latest hip accessory: Chanel No 666

***** If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the "up"-button ****

nennycakes's picture

Chicken Cutlets?
Male cameltoe?
Platform Lucite Heels?

If you listen carefully, you can hear MK singing softly in the background: "..these are a few of my fav-o-rite things..."

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If you run, you'll only die tired.

We get it, your upset that Chanel didn't let you into that party, but seriously Bobby Trendy!?

girl_cheese's picture

(I love these 2. In the next life, I'll call them mum & dad.)

whbassignani's picture

A slightly more subtle Will & Grace.

This is her revenge y'all.

Emilie's picture

The day Rihanna started to hang out with Chicken Cutlets, we knew this would happen.

Scientologists all over the world rejoice as Katie Holms simultaneously completes the closely guarded operating thetan levels # 15 and #16. OT 15- Actually merging DNA with Tommy Girls'; OT 16- accepting intergalactic supermodel Pheobe Price as her style guru/ personal lord and savior.

Today's Special.... Chicken Cutlets with a side of fruit.

Bronx and Mowgli out on the town...woohoo...

angel_i's picture

Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:27am.

Submitted by pacodelacruz on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 6:35am.
i though, this blog is serious...

Me too! I quit.
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WTF? This blog is not serious!?!?

I'm with you, Sheeps! I quit this bitch!

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yo momma's picture

The sophistication has blinded me. I must leave this page now.

yo momma's picture

Is that a leopard toe?

yo momma's picture

I think SamRo looks kinda hot

yo momma's picture

Thank god chicken cutlets dumped those atrocious headbands!