Lucy Liu Can't Catch A Break
After "Cashmere Mafia" was canned, Lucy Liu took her wonk eye to "Dirty Sexy Money" and it looks like she's unemployed again. A source at ABC told E!'s Kristin that everyone who works on DSM were told yesterday to get in the bread line, because the show has been canceled. ABC only said they have passed on picking up any new episodes for the show. Yup, they're done.
This is why I usually stick to watching reality shows, because they hardly ever get the cut. Whenever I get attached to a real show, the network usually sends it off take a permanent dirt nap. Now where will I get my weekly dose of Lucy Liu, Donald Sutherland, Peter Krause and Jill Calyburgh all wrapped up in a pretty package?
ABC has also canceled "Eli Stone" (I blame Katie Holmes) and "Pushing Daisies." The latter shit I never got into even though crazy bitches basically held knives to my throat, demanding that I surrender myself to the magicalness of the show. They swore to me that I'd fart rainbows. I never did. It always felt like I was watching a really bad episode of Shelley Duvall's Faerie Tale Theatre.
Eli, DSM and Daisies may be on their way to the graveyard, but ten million versions CSI and Law & Order live on!!!
Where would ABC put Lucy Liu next? From what I remember, she was guaranteed a job if Cashmere got cancelled & she got on this
Shit, I LOVED that show! Who doesn't want to be dirty, sexy and have money?
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
That's it. I'm flying back to the U.S., picking up an assault rifle at Rent-A-Gun and going on a rampage at ABC headquarters.
How dare they cancel anything with Donald Sutherland in it. HOW DARE THEY!!
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
I screamed when I saw Lucy Liu on DSM. I TOLD my husband it was all over for that show. I screamed when I saw Katie Holmes on Eli Stone. Tom Cruise kills everything. I loved my Eli Stone. Why, God? Pushing Daisies is weird enough but what do I care? They're all gone. Gone, I tell you! Gimme vodka with a twist of brandy served up in a tall one with a joint. I'm going down.
I loved DSM in the first season, it was fun and witty with just enough bit of camp. It absolutely went into the toilet the second season, and even that hot bitch Lucy Liu couldn't save it. I'm actually OK with it being cancelled because the thrill is gone.
I'm still mad about 'Cashmere Mafia' though. It was way better than 'Lipstick Jungle'.
Suzanita -"Don't you blaspheme in here! Don't you blaspheme in here! This is my man, Sam Waterston, this is my show, and you two are gonna turn around and walk right out of here - without your Dirty, Sexy, Money, without your Pushing Daisys, and without Eli 'I was Angelina Jolie's first husband' Stone!"
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
Fucking hell, I love Pushing Daisies. I can't say I'm surprised though. Nothing Bryan Fuller does seems to last past the second season even though it's brilliant. Wonderfalls (only 4 episodes aired before they canned it), Dead Like Me and now Pushing Daisies. Fuckers and their fucking reality show shit......grr.
They better leave House alone for now. I'm running out of shows to watch.
its bruce bitch...
Boy don't you blaspheme about Law and Order!!! Don't you blaspheme!!!! Now that they have got a fresh new stew of FINE looking men and yes, I do include Anthony Anderson.. L&O should go on FOREVER!!!!
BTW, you know shit is fucked up when a show as well-written and brilliantly acted as Pushing Daisies gets canceled but pure unmitigated tripe called Private Practice stays on the air.
I blame Lucy Liu for the cancellation of DSM. It was great last season, and then when she joined the cast this year, it turned to crap.
Totally bummed about Daisies, too. I love me some Emerson Cod.
I hate you, ABC.
I LOVE Pushing Daises, which is strange as I have a heart of stone. But I am a fan of all of Brian Fullers stuff. So I knew it wouldn't be long for this world.
I have to get my Lee Pace fix elsewhere, because man alive, he is one sexy motherfucker.
Go Law & Order Criminal Intent! Vincent D'Onofrio for the win!
Submitted by Lory on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:11pm.
Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:45pm.
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Don't sweet talk me! That won't save your man's pecker! Flattery won't get you anywhere... Keep talking though...
Okey Fuckin Dokey Yo!
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Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:45pm.
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Don't sweet talk me! That won't save your man's pecker! Flattery won't get you anywhere... Keep talking though...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by sparkys nemesis on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:53pm.
Yeah i hear ya, i liked it cause there wasnt a bunch of sexin going on.
Sometimes i kid tired of adulty types of things like boobies and peckers.
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Pushing Daisies alwayz reminded me of watching a lighter version of Tim Burton...but every week with that glorious color, daffy plots and its sweetness? I gave up. Still, it surely was a cut above the rest of the drivel on telly. Sooo, boo to ABC on that one.
Submitted by Lory on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:43pm.
ha ha ha!!!!!
Noooo I said YOU were fun.
and by all means, punish his ass!
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Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:19pm.
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I don't care how much fun your man is! He just talked crap (pun intended) about my man. He's sinned against the God of hot fat guys and for that he shall pay!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
You're fuckin' kiddin' me. Eli Stone got the boot? I just sat on my bed yesterday and watched all these season's episodes again. EVEN the Katie Holmes one.
Seriously, now I know why I stick to Judge Judy episodes. That bitch ain't going NOWHERE!
KD: He's teaching me to be more offensive, and I don't mean just with my odor.
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LMAO...sometimes you've gotta play the hand you're dealt! There's nothing like a good Monday Morning Beer Fart to chase off that person who insists on standing at my desk and telling me every detail of his weekend, as if I give shit. *evil laugh* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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The next time you have a thought...LET IT GO.
I saw many hot sexy wealthy women on the famous the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^M i l l i o n a i r e L o v i n g. C O M^^^^^^, if you a are interested , you really should go to have a look.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:11pm.
I'm generally a nice enough guy (no wait...I'M COOL, LOL), but sometimes people just need a dose of hard truth, sans the sugar coating.
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The company I work for recently got a new CEO, and that is pretty much what she said. She said we were all being too nice to eachother and we need to be a little tougher and not be afraid to "tell it like it is" and that is the kind of people she likes around her. These days everyone is so afraid of offending people. That is why I like House. He's teaching me to be more offensive, and I don't mean just with my odor.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:10pm.
He'll always be Private Pyle to me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAZI4ydY6R8
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brilliant...seamless...I'm in love all over again.
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Can you surry, can you picnic?
O/T, Full Metal Jacket ref:
occasionally somebody will bring donuts to early morning meetings here at work, I immediately look for whoever got the jelly and say..."A JELLY DONUT?!?!?!"
Half the room gets it and falls out laughing, the other half looks at me like I'm fuckin nuts.
Which is as it should be. :-)
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_Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:21pm.
I liked that film but i do regret hiring J-lo to be my dream therapist in real life.
Shes just no good at it. She thinks all my dreams are about Puff daddy being gay and keep in it real.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:13pm.
"The Cell" was just on cable over the weekend, now I'm not sayin' he was HWAT but his evil was pretty, you know....jus' sayin'.
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ITA, Anderson, he was really good in that role...dunno who else could have played it out so creepy.
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Submitted by Lory on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:16pm.
His jelly h8ter ass is so jelly he farts out complete and whole penut butter and jellie sammies with the crust cut off and everything!
He knows he cant hold a candle to Vincent!
LMFAO!
Ok Lory is fun times!
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Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:07pm.
_Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:05pm.
HAHA HA HA!!!!
My bf calls Vincent, "Broken Neck Guy"
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Oh no! HE DIDN'T!!!!!!!!!! Hide your jelliz h8r boyfriend before I go justjared on his ass!!!! Vincent is my man bitches! *wink wink to Ass*
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Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:10pm
"The Cell" was just on cable over the weekend, now I'm not sayin' he was HWAT but his evil was pretty, you know....jus' sayin'.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:10pm.
Classic
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Vincent ROCKED as Stuart Smalley's brother in "Stuart Saves His Family."
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Can you surry, can you picnic?
So true, Jeffro! Being polite is overrated. I was so polite all my life and it pretty much got me nothing but a bunch of footprints all up and down my back.
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I'm generally a nice enough guy (no wait...I'M COOL, LOL), but sometimes people just need a dose of hard truth, sans the sugar coating.
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The next time you have a thought...LET IT GO.
My bf calls Vincent, "Broken Neck Guy"
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He'll always be Private Pyle to me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAZI4ydY6R8
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The next time you have a thought...LET IT GO.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 1:08pm.
putas- I see House as what a lot of people would like to be...so goddamn good at his job that he can do or say pretty much anything he wants.
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So true, Jeffro! Being polite is overrated. I was so polite all my life and it pretty much got me nothing but a bunch of footprints all up and down my back.
_Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:05pm.
HAHA HA HA!!!!
My bf calls Vincent, "Broken Neck Guy"
When we pass people getting pulled over on the road he goes, " Broken Neck Guy needs to get on that case and solve it!"
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LoLo on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:03pm
That gnomes uvs spam did that to me on the Morning Woods thread.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
"Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 1:57pm.
I fucking LOVE Dirty Sexy Money and they're cancelling the show? I admit it jumped the shark bigtime but it was still entertaining. Where will I get my fix of Blair Underwood now?"
Buy the new People magazine, rip out his picture, laminate that shit and you'll be good for five years. Trust me.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
I asked Santa for Dexter, seasons 1 & 2.
I would have asked for Law & Order but lets' face it, it's on all the time....*does weird L&O chungchung sound*
And Vincent, I wubs him BUT him needs some Jenny Craig in his life....
*chungchung*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
_Submitted by happytiming on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:00pm.
Should have named that show Dumb Fucking Script, spit on it, then thrown it in the trash can at Kinkos where the stupid bitch who wrote worked.
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YO BITCH THE LAST WHORE THAT TRIED USING MY JOKES IS PULLING MY SHOE LACES OUT HER FACE AS WE SPEAK.
But i would like to meet a young rich man with a giant dong and a sparkling fupa. Got any of those?
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They just have to learn that if it's not about Criminal ferencisc or sick people in hospitals, it's not going to survive. That's all that's out there right now.
BTW that verbal and physical beatdown Lisa gave to Karen in front of everyone this week was superb...it was about time we had a real catfight there...it was the only thing the show was lacking until now.
Damn!
Just like MK, whenever I get attached to a network show it gets canned.
Does that mean that Desperate Housewives is next in line? I never got into it until the last 2 seasons, so maybe it will die soon too.
Should have named that show Dumb Fucking Script, spit on it, then thrown it in the trash can at Kinkos where the stupid bitch who wrote worked.
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Agreed Bango, my husband and I were pissed that Deadwood got canceled - there were rumors that there would be a movie to tie up loose ends, but I doubt it now, it's been done too long.
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Hopes can always go up, tears can only come down.
i did like pushing daisies because it was colorful and i liked all the silly stuff.
The episode wiht the chinese place and them betting with dumplings was cute.
*cute*
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Submitted by putas on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 1:41pm.
Jeffro- I found season one and am downloading now for the weekend... yay a new show to get hooked on..
he talks smack and gets away with it at work? Ahh. I like him already.
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HA! Without spoiling anything...
He's a vicodin addict and throws it in everyone's face.
He digs up shit on his colleagues and throws in in their faces.
Whatever inappropriate comment you may be thinking at the time...he'll usually say it.
No subject is taboo when it comes to his smartass remarks.
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I fucking LOVE Dirty Sexy Money and they're cancelling the show? I admit it jumped the shark bigtime but it was still entertaining. Where will I get my fix of Blair Underwood now?
DSM was the best, but even it got boring
oh heres a hug
I'm fucking pissed that "Pushing Daisies" got the boot. That show was fucking genius and Kristin Chenoweth is amazing! Fuck this fucking shit.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
I need a hug!
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
I can't hate on Lucy Liu - she got to do sexy times with Cillian Murphy in that movie "Watching the Detectives."
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President Obama - Get used to it! :)
I don't watch House because I've dealt with entirely too many dickhead doctors in real life.
That, and by the time the hour is over, I've convinced myself that I have whatever the ailment-of-the-week happens to be.
I don't need that kind of stress.