Velveeta?!
Bitches of the media got to screen the first 30-minutes of Brit Brit's documentary "For The Record" yesterday, so quotes are starting to leak out and shit. MTV will air it on November 30th. From what I've read, Brit Brit sounds like she's just bored with everything. She's taking her meds, staying away from the Venti Frapps, going through the motions and just doing what she's told.
When talking about what life is like now, Brit said, "I'm kind of stuck in this place and I'm like, How do you deal? I just cope with it every day….It's better not to feel anything at all and have hope than to feel the other way….It's bad. I'm sad. It's like Groundhog Day every day. It's really boring….Normal is really different for everybody….In my situation, I try to make it as normal as possible for me….It could be a lot worse. There are people out there who have it a lot worse than I do….I used to be a cool chick but I feel like the paparazzi has taken that away from me, like, the way I used to live my life. I used to be a cool chick but I'm not anymore."
Cool chick? Brit Brit, Jennifer Aniston wants you to know that saying you used to be a "cool chick" is really uncool.
I think I know why Brit Brit is so weepy. In one of the first scenes from Brit Brit's docu-thingee, Daddy Spears is in the kitchen making her cheese grits using......VELVEETA. VEL-FUCKING-VEETA! That should be a bad word in the Spears household. This is the only reason why Brit is sad and bored. Daddy Spears has been depriving Brit of the food of her gods!
Chester Cheetah just had a coronary.
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I bet she talks about her self in the third person:
Damn it, I said Britney is hungry, And you don't want Britney angry again, now do we?!
I think Britney needs a bath,, ahaaha, I make Britney laugh so much! Who am I kidding!
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
PS. I can't believe that, of all the things that you might talk about making you sad - you talk about how you used to be cool. Could you be any less cool worrying about such a thing?
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It's Britney, Bitch!<
She must talk to herself a lot.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
"I used to be a cool chick but I feel like the paparazzi has taken that away from me, like, the way I used to live my life. I used to be a cool chick but I'm not anymore."
Well, you got that half right. Only it wasn't the paps that took it away from you. Unless you're talking about the shit you gave them, straight-up...
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It's Britney, Bitch!<
By "cool" does she mean pill-popping, child-neglecting, paparazzi-f*cking, pink-wig-wearing lunatic? She has an extremely idiosyncratic definition of "cool"-- or is that idiotsyncratic...
This girl (I will never be able to think of her as a woman) is Dluded.
Daddy needs to make her read a newspaper. Stat.
Hey Shitters, maybe if you showed an ounce of sanity and a throw in a dash of independence (like cooking for yourself!), people would give you more respect and leeway. You act like a dumb, uneducated hick who was the 'star' cheerleader in high school and can't come to terms with graduation and 'moving on.' Jesus. "Cool chick?" grow the fuck up already you dumbass twat.
Rich and famous people suck.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:22pm.
FREE BRITNEY!!!
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LOCK HER UP!!
I can't take another year of crotch shots, head shaving, umbrella waving, frapp slurping, faux British accents and child neglect.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Dilusional, ignorant, uneducated idiot. Go away Shitney.
FREE BRITNEY!!!
Velveeta cheese is nas-tay!
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In all reality, this isn't even about Britney being healthier or whatever, or getting help.. MTV is doing this solely for ratings only.. they know people want to see her bomb. and they are right!! I got front row tickets Bitches!!!
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
Mmmmm, Cheeto dust.
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
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No, No way!! she may have been pushed into becoming a singer or whatever, But she did continue to stay there even if she was unhappy.. (if she was).. and she is a grown woman.. She has kids... She is still fucking up! She can not continue to blame that on her parents, She has the financial stability to make a positive outcome of this but yet continues to do a downward spiral of looney!! She has priorities now, called Children. And I don't and won't feel sorry for this yucky pee pee head!
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
I don't feel sorry for her. That docu-thingee is so that people feel sorry for her. I still remember her meat pie flapping in the air
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
poor brit
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
That is art right there.
And who told Shitney she was cool? I think she was thinking cool Whip
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
I like that lil Cheeto Mustache she has going on tho.. Fitting!!
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
Am I supposed to feel sorry for her? I can't really tell. I wouldn't be surprised if her dad/PR wrote all that shit and she remembered it.
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WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT!!
Cool chick? Brit Brit, Jennifer Aniston wants you to know that saying you used to be a "cool chick" is really uncool.
HAhahaha that made me laugh
You guys are really mean.... Its clear she has psychological issues and although it was her choice to be in the limelight 9-10 times the parents are the ones pushing it and she did used to be a "cool chick" back in her hit me baby one more time days....
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the Court is Adjourned!! Per DramaQueen!!! Take that Britney!!! She needs to be reminded of this stuff she did and realize it doesn't matter if we forget it or not, her kids will be fucked up over it for Life! So quit trying to win ratings over by going on to MTpee and lying like a cunt!!
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
Which part was the cool party, Shitney? Neglecting your kids? Shaving your head? Beating a car w/ an umbrella for a "roll"? The pink wig? Shoplifting? Holding your son hostage? STFU you sociopathic egomaniac. You're a pathetic excuse for a human being. Your sons deserve a real mommy.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:08pm.
What?Is she saying the bald,umbrella beating, wig wearer was a cool chick? No,you were not cool,sorry to burst your delusional bubble on that one Brit.
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OMG, That's the comeback I'll use about th Umbrella crazy thing, when My husband watches this, and says "Oh I'm glad she's better!" Delusional Fuck!! OH he makes me so mad when he acts like that, but then he says that I just want her to die like Anna Nicole, But uhm, I really like ANS.. She was a crazy bitch!!
Poor Britney I feel so sorry for her.
Bwahahaha NOT!
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What?Is she saying the bald,umbrella beating, wig wearer was a cool chick? No,you were not cool,sorry to burst your delusional bubble on that one Brit.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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*peaks in & screams:
COOL CHICKS UNITE!!!!
*runs out!*
Yeah, blame the paparazzi. It's not their fault that she's easily manipulated.
You know what Brit twit, go visit Haiti and take a look at people with REAL problems.
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Umm, sad? Hey, anyone watch Judge Alex yesterday? I learned it from you MK!
"She put dookie in my coat pocket!"
oh shut up Britney. You don't do yourself any favors when you speak to the public.
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you're the million reasons why there's love reflecting in my eyes.....
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I am so fucking sick of this no-talent, thick-necked TWAT!
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President Obama - Get used to it! :)
...and the delusions keeps piling up...
Spoiled bitch shut the fuck up!
Tell your daddy to scrub harder the next time he bathes your stank ass you fucking dumb ho.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
welcome to the grown up world honey.
only difference is - you came into it with $$millions$$ to play with. Now try to stay out of trouble, will you. There's loads of people much worse off than you who are flat broke to boot.
I"m so cool, I'm such a cool chick!
Who says that about themselves?? Its ok, and great to hear it from someone else, But stop saying it over and over about yourself in hopes that someone will say "Oh Britney, You are still really cool!!!"
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!