Velveeta?!
Bitches of the media got to screen the first 30-minutes of Brit Brit's documentary "For The Record" yesterday, so quotes are starting to leak out and shit. MTV will air it on November 30th. From what I've read, Brit Brit sounds like she's just bored with everything. She's taking her meds, staying away from the Venti Frapps, going through the motions and just doing what she's told.
When talking about what life is like now, Brit said, "I'm kind of stuck in this place and I'm like, How do you deal? I just cope with it every day….It's better not to feel anything at all and have hope than to feel the other way….It's bad. I'm sad. It's like Groundhog Day every day. It's really boring….Normal is really different for everybody….In my situation, I try to make it as normal as possible for me….It could be a lot worse. There are people out there who have it a lot worse than I do….I used to be a cool chick but I feel like the paparazzi has taken that away from me, like, the way I used to live my life. I used to be a cool chick but I'm not anymore."
Cool chick? Brit Brit, Jennifer Aniston wants you to know that saying you used to be a "cool chick" is really uncool.
I think I know why Brit Brit is so weepy. In one of the first scenes from Brit Brit's docu-thingee, Daddy Spears is in the kitchen making her cheese grits using......VELVEETA. VEL-FUCKING-VEETA! That should be a bad word in the Spears household. This is the only reason why Brit is sad and bored. Daddy Spears has been depriving Brit of the food of her gods!
Chester Cheetah just had a coronary.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 1:22pm.
Submitted by Lor on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:55pm.
Being that Brit and I both suffer from the same mental disorder i can say being "normal" may seem boring but its just really peaceful... Drama can be very addictive especially when your'e so used to it since bipolar disorder in a congenital defect that your born with
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she is NOT Bipolar. That it a CROCK OF SHIT.
she is a selfish drug addict.
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Agreed. If she has anything its narcissistic personality disorder. She's just an old spoiled brat.
And thank GOD her father is there. If anything she's behaving in a much less embarassing way for her children. Maybe they'll forget the few years of mental instability and neglect (hopefully!)
Rotten egg - she's just fucking stupid.
If by cool chick she means completely batshit crazy with a shaved head and using an umbrella as a weapon against the papz then im all for it. Doing drugs make you cool, dontcha know!? Ew Velveeta is HELLA nasty!
Your face!
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 1:27pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 1:22pm.
Submitted by Lor on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:55pm.
Being that Brit and I both suffer from the same mental disorder i can say being "normal" may seem boring but its just really peaceful... Drama can be very addictive especially when your'e so used to it since bipolar disorder in a congenital defect that your born with
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she is NOT Bipolar. That it a CROCK OF SHIT.
she is a selfish drug addict
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EXACTLY!
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Triple that.
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It's Britney, Bitch!<
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 1:22pm.
Submitted by Lor on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:55pm.
Being that Brit and I both suffer from the same mental disorder i can say being "normal" may seem boring but its just really peaceful... Drama can be very addictive especially when your'e so used to it since bipolar disorder in a congenital defect that your born with
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she is NOT Bipolar. That it a CROCK OF SHIT.
she is a selfish drug addict
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EXACTLY!
I think she's just retarded and I mean it not as an unsult. She always looks so slow and her mental development looks stalled. She's a complete example of a "girl,interrupted" case. She just can't grasp the reality of her situation and as someone already mentioned, she just sees what SHE wants to see. You can even see it in the way she expresses herself, she has the mental activity of a teen. She doesn't have complex ideas, she doesn't give complex answers.
Or she's just fucking stupid.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Hey Guys, remember when I ate 9857685678687867 xanax washed down with a vodka Tang cocktail then went on National televsion and delivered a world klass "performance" in a bikini with a massive Frap gut? I blamed that shit on my handlers too, suckers.
"Cool chick? Brit Brit, Jennifer Aniston wants you to know that saying you used to be a 'cool chick' is really uncool."
And THAT, Michael K, just nearly had me snort my panini up my nose.
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Too weird to live; too rare to die.
unedited version just discovered!!!
Mah nayum is Brinee Jeen Speers…they ewesta call me BJ cuz of how I got my first Disnee gig. Now thay just cawl me Brit cuz that’s awl I learnt to spel in mah nayum.
I has tew chilluns, but eye dun’t now where they is at the mom…mom…right now.
I’s cool cuz that whut all the boys tell me when I walk round wif no unnerware on.
Ah must be cool cuz peepul awleys foller me round and take mah pitcher.
Peepul thunk ah was crayazy cuz ah cuz off muh hare, but I dun it cuz ah kep falling sleep wif gum in mah mouf and eye wud wayke up wif it in mah hare.
Playse go bye mah new alb…alb…alb…CD.
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The next time you have a thought...LET IT GO.
Submitted by Lor on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:55pm.
Being that Brit and I both suffer from the same mental disorder i can say being "normal" may seem boring but its just really peaceful... Drama can be very addictive especially when your'e so used to it since bipolar disorder in a congenital defect that your born with
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she is NOT Bipolar. That it a CROCK OF SHIT.
she is a selfish drug addict.
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you're the million reasons why there's love reflecting in my eyes.....
-Faith Hill "The Way You Love Me"
At best, I can hope that parents everywhere will make an effort to win their children back after watching this mess.
And, obviously, you were never cool. You can be a fuck up and still be cool. Fuck, you can be a fucked up 80 year old man falling out of a coconut tree and be cool if you know how to do it!
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It's Britney, Bitch!<
OMG Fishma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHHA!
I had forgotten about her hand delivering a note to her mom asking her to stay away!
BWAHAHAHAHAH!
I love it, Britney is still a mess!
You'll love my blog:
http://MuchBetterThanWorking.blogspot.com
Salem - Yep. The media hasn't pegged her as desperate, but we all have been saying it for years!!!
Shitney is the heroine of every selfish, fucked-up woman/child who blames the world for their fuck-ups. Who in their right mind can root for this no-talent, no-morals, no-brain piece of trash?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Hey guys remember when I wore pink wigs, talked to myself in an imaginary language, banged a fugly pap, let some even fuglier dude drug me daily, when I locked myself in my bathroom with my minor child as a result of jenkem induced hysteria, when I shaved my head and attacked a minivan with a baseball bat, when I appeared on Dateline in Daisy Dukes and I was a size 14 and I called myself "country" and when I delivered a note to my mom written in my own hand and it said "instain mothers shuld not take care of babbys cuz teh babbbys caint fihgt back, LOLZ". You know, when I was cool? I did for the lulz, bitches
KP - I agree. If she wanted to disappear, she could, easily. But she can't. She NEEDS to stay in the media in order to feel loved and important.
And you are right. She has absolutely NO remorse for her actions. She fails to accept that SHE is responsible for her actions and as a result, is in the situation she is in now.
She has never been taught to take responsibility for her self, therefore, she blames everyone else.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 1:10pm.
Sam Jackson defines cool!
Fuckin' A right he does!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 1:04pm.
Isn't it funny how Jen (I know, but she is the perfect example) is pegged as desperate BUT Brit after ALL THESE YEARS is STILL not over JT. And yet nobody calls her desperate, I guess its cuz she has kids even tho she couldn't give a fuck about them.
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WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT!!
Have no fear Britney, one day daddy's gonna drop dead and then you'll be free from all this normalcy. You'll be able to piss away all the money your retarded fans keep throwing at you, and you won't even have to look at those little brats again.
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 1:06pm.
Now THIS is cool. Go to 2:50.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd4VSkj0Wks
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Sam Jackson defines cool!
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The next time you have a thought...LET IT GO.
Why the paparazzi? The fact that they catch you being a horrible mother? The fact that you wear bright pink wigs to remain inconspicuous? Everyone knows she could have easily gotten away from it if she really wanted. Hell, she did it just a few weeks ago.
It makes me sick seeing this because she really has no remorse for any of the things that she put her children through the few years of her life. She blames everyone else and is now "Bored" with sanity.
I thought (at first) that was Miley Cyrus in Cheetoart. Cheetoart is so very very cool and delicious!
Do these shoes make my ass look fat?
Now THIS is cool. Go to 2:50.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd4VSkj0Wks
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Telling people you are cool is so uncool.
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Can you surry, can you picnic?
And WHY is she still talking about her break up from Justin?
Jesus Christ. MOVE THE FUCK ON!
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:57pm.
LMAO, radio! No shit. In my experience, anyone who is actually cool didn't need to refer to themselves as cool. It's understood. In fact that's what being cool is!
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If you have to tell people you 'are' something, chances are you're not, you just wish to hell you were.
Like the guy who constantly talks about how tough he is, or the other jackass that spouts off about how 'old school' he is.
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The next time you have a thought...LET IT GO.
Bwhahahahaha Okie!!!!
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Even further proof that she still believes she is a 16 year old pop star.
She fails to recognize that she has been married twice, divorced twice, has two children, that she gave up custody of, has had an epic public meltdown, is 27 years old and is being babysat by daddy via COURT ORDER.
That is NOT a cool chick.
Dont make your sammie by the light of the moon!
Jeffro.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Neglecting your kids to the point a SOCIAL WORKER has to come in and monitor your swamp ass is just so cool. Also, holding one of your children hostage in your bathroom, while the police are called in to intervene due to custodial interference is super-cool.
Submitted by radio siren on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:37pm.
And I served cool, I knew cool; cool was a friend of mine. BritBrit, you were NEVER cool.
LMAO, radio! No shit. In my experience, anyone who is actually cool didn't need to refer to themselves as cool. It's understood. In fact that's what being cool is!
Did Jimi Hendrix refer to himself as cool?
Did Paul Newman refer to himself as cool?
Did Arthur Fonzarelli ever refer to himself as cool?
(Everybody together) NO!
Furthermore, she has learned NOTHING. No remorse, no regrets, (except that her daddy grounded her), not a word for her children. Narcissistic, UNCOOL sociopath!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Fuck Miss Priss! LMAO ROTFF!!! Pa I is cool! hahahaaaaa Oh snap, that's funny shit!!!! omg... omg... I go pee now!!
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
Being that Brit and I both suffer from the same mental disorder i can say being "normal" may seem boring but its just really peaceful... Drama can be very addictive especially when your'e so used to it since bipolar disorder in a congenital defect that your born with
She thinks she was a cool chick?!?!??!?!?!?!!?!??!
Errrm...excuse me, but how fucking full of herself is she??????????
Dumb twat!
Can she just go away? PLEEEEEEZE!
I can haz hammer to bash her head in?
Someone told her what to say. She had one of those hidden microspeakers in her ear. To me this is how she would have said the quote above:
"whare am i? i can't feel mah lips. we was here in the kitchum yesturday pa. I is cool?"
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
If she would shut the f*ck up for 6 months she might be "cool" again.
I could care 2 dicks less about this chicken fried country corner crotch worker but I'm sick of her mouth!!!!
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Dr. Evil
Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:47pm.
Yeah she was never a cool chick.
She was a teeny bopper pop music cum bucket.
Fucking ho wouldnt know cool if it walked up and took a picture of her snatch while whe was getting out of a car in a rite aid eparking lot LOL!
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word, LoLo, couldn't have said it better myself.
off topic advice...don't try to make your samich by just the light from the fridge. All set to eat and there's mold on the bread. RAT FUCK!!!
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The next time you have a thought...LET IT GO.
Yeah she was never a cool chick.
She was a teeny bopper pop music cum bucket.
Fucking ho wouldnt know cool if it walked up and took a picture of her snatch while whe was getting out of a car in a rite aid eparking lot LOL!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Ha ha ha! "Cool chick"? Her stupidity and self-centered attitude is epic. Somebody remind her she's a 27 year-old woman with two children, not a 16 year-old lip syncing pop tart.
I can't wait for this shit to air, because it's going to be PACKED comedy. We'll be quoting Twatney's pearls of wisdom for weeks.
Who advised her this was actually a good idea? This is the same person that screamed at the pappz she was was "sick of this shit" in a retarded bad British, Madge-like accent.
Exactly.. Brit is no where near cool, until she comes on here and spats shit about herself.. lol!! then we'll maybe rethink her 'status' until then.. Go back to the feed barrel heffer.. We're putting you down for the winter!!
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
Welcome to reality BITCH.
People have it worse than me: If you're taling about money, shitney then yes, a lot of us have it worse than you. As far as life itself and having intelligence to spare, you're pretty much fucked. This twat needs to go away. I HATE Disney
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Shitney, you are not the 16 year old image of a slutty virgin to sell shitty records anymore. You are a grown ass woman nearing 30 who lost custody of her children for acting like a fucking nut-yet all that matters is if you are "cool" or not? I guaranfuckintee you that your kids do not think so.
"Normal is really different for everybody."
Sounds like the ravings of a batshit lunatic to me.
And I served cool, I knew cool; cool was a friend of mine. BritBrit, you were NEVER cool.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Okie: "ahaaha, I make Britney laugh so much!" That shit made me spit Coke all over my laptop!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Velveeta is so good I think I'll ask my mom to make mac and cheese tonight.
So she's bored she's a zoloft zombie??
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:30pm.
PS. I can't believe that, of all the things that you might talk about making you sad - you talk about how you used to be cool. Could you be any less cool worrying about such a thing?
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Yeah, like perhaps she should feel bad about losing custody of her kids...well that happened when she used to be Cool. Pfft. Shut up Shitney
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:28pm.
She must talk to herself a lot.
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dumb bitch probably actually loses arguments with herself.
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The next time you have a thought...LET IT GO.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:30pm.
PS. I can't believe that, of all the things that you might talk about making you sad - you talk about how you used to be cool. Could you be any less cool worrying about such a thing?
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Good Point!! And Suri sums it up in your Av at how we all feel about her!!
How about, 'I used to be a Mom'