Friday, November 21st 2008

Morning Wood

Hugh Jackman is not gay, so says his beard...I mean...wife - Celebitchy

Reese Witherspoon is not ready to make an honest woman out of Jakey Poo - Socialite Life

Lara Flynn Boyle, please join me for a 10-course dinner at Claim Jumper - ICYDK

What do People's Sexiest Men alive smell like? - Mollygood

Solange is a versatile talent. She can lip-synch and piss on a stick at the same time! - Crunk + Disorderly

The joke tells itself: Pete Wentz didn't know where the vagina was located - I'm Not Obsessed

Brit Brit looking like she just got flour bombed - ONTD

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Submitted by Creepella on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 8:23pm.

I'm not buyin' that the Jackman is gay.
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Me neither. I know a lot of actors are gay or bi. But *playing* a gay doesn't make you gay (as Hysteria pointed out). Being concerned about looking good doesn't make you gay (hello! He's an actor - looking good is part of his job) When I was younger a lot of people gossiped that my best friend and I were gay. Why? Because we were close, but we were not gay or bi. People will say what they want, I guess at some point you just shrug it off.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 5:10pm.
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OK FIRST you have a RETARDED name! ANd dont slander Hugh becuz you know NOTHING about him! He loves women and I KNOW. DO you know? NO you dont so just be quiet and STOp yapping!

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I'm not buyin' that the Jackman is gay.

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Hekki's picture

Reese isn't marrying Jake because HE'S GAY.

Lara Flynn Boyle used to be breathtakingly beautiful. On Twin Peaks? Oh my god, I wanted to be her.

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To my knowledge people started saying Hugh Jackman was gay after he did The Boy From Oz. Just because he potrayed Peter Allen doesn't mean he's really gay.

As Jon Lovitiz would say "It's called acting!"

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Reese is one smart girl. I admire her more every day.

I'm with everyone who thinks Hugh isn't gay.

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Submitted by LOVEJACKMAN on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:47pm.
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watched the first x-men again last night. that scene where his character is introduced is still breathtaking. leaning up against the cage in the boxing ring and doing that thing with his back and head.

YOW!

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LFB's botoxed lips are bigger than her thigh...how is this scientifically possible?

kiwikim's picture

Hugh Jackman is not gay. I see a lot of australian men like this now. It comes from listening to too much Abba, drinking too much, and seeing Aussie chicks having so much fun with gay men in Sydney. They are confident in their sexuality and are just having fun... I guess.

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OK, there are about a million things wrong with Solange's music video, but here are the two biggest:
A) No women I know keeps a pregnancy test "on hand", unless they are trying to get pregnant.
2) Peeing on a stick: that's a two hand job.

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LOVE JACKMAN:

"Married" does not mean SHIT. Haven;t you ever heard of "beards"?
BTW, I love him, and it was not an insult to call him gay. Sheesh.

KEVIN JONAS is in the Mag as a Sexy Man......BLECH! That guy is fucking FUG!

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aaaahhhh...what the hell's wrong with Lara's legs? Just when I got used to the face, you spring this on me?

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:52am.

HJ is gay for sure.
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How do you know? Hes married and hes happy. Your just JELLUS cuz u can't have him.

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I heard that he appeared on a millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^M i l l i o n a i r e L o v i n g. C O M^^^^^^ with a personal account there. Maybe you have the chance to talk to him online or meet some celebrities there. It is amazing.

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Poor Lara, she is even losing her hair from the eating disorders.......horrible

"It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines."

Gay porn, but he doesn't masturbate.

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I really wish people wouldn't jibe at Jackman's wife. Okay, she's not H-wood gorgeous -- since when did gorgeousness keep H-wood people together? The non-gorgeous spouses are usually the ones last.

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What the freaky assed fuck was Basement baby thinking?!?!

No one wants to see her sitting on the toilet looking like she's dropping a log.

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Submitted by omar on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:51pm.

She WAS super annoying! It pissed me off that she got with James so quickly after Laura's death. Pretty damn low, even if they were supposed to end up with eachother in the end.

Best things about that show were Audrey Horne and Dale Cooper :p

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Lupus makes a face puffy, but LFB seems to be suffering from a case of botox-over-compensation-for-anorexia

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Submitted by omar on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:51pm.

And does anyone remember the last time she worked?
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The last thing I remember seeing her in was Men in Black II

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LFB looks like a swollen skeleton. It is indeed a sad thing. Between the eating disorders she's obviously been battling for decades and the plastic surgery procedures she seems to have become addicted to, she must have ravaged her health. And does anyone remember the last time she worked? (I loved Twin Peaks by the way, but Donna was a totally annoying character. She was Kelly Taylor to Laura Palmer's Brenda Walsh.)

Re. ME's comment at 12:31, she hasn't looked healthy since her pre-Jack Nicholson days. She looked unhealthy when she was with him too; in fact, that's when she started looking absurdly thin and puffy-pouty. It's hard to imagine him taking care of anyone; do you really see him as the nurturing type?!

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@LoveJackman.. Ok, Fess up.. Who ahrrr you!! *rolls up sleeves* *jumps around all sumo style*

ok, i'm tired now!

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I absolutely LOVED Lara Flynn Boyle in Twin Peaks. Such an awesome show...

And about that Solange video... hahaha, some burning questions: How come the toilet scene took up 30 whole seconds... who piddles on a preggers test for what seemed like almost an hour and gyrates on the toilet like that? LOL

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Youse guys are just JELLUS of hugh jackman cuz he's sooo hot. He's NOT a homo and i can proove it.

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Lara Flynn Boyle has battled with anorexia or bulemia her entire life, she goes up and down and up and down. But this is by far the thinnest I've ever seen her.

When she was with Jack Nicholson, she was at her healthiest, I think. From what I remember, he kept her in check. Made sure she ate.

That is really sad. She needs medical help. Now.

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I don't think HJ is gay at all. When ppl say his wife is ugly I think that is sad because she seems really nice in her interviews. Also look at Cate Blanchett's hubby - I think they have just both found partners with substance instead of looks that will eventually fade.

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Lara Flynn Boyle is another Threesome alumni who has fallen off the cute wagon. Sad.

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Poor Lara needs some velveeta cheese grits ina bad way.

Those photos are painful.

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dramaqueen, that very well may be true....never happened to me though, when I was purging for years.....I agree she has been injecting shit in her face, while she starves herself.

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Back in college, we had a doctor talk to our sorority about anorexia & bulimia. She said that many times the face is so round because constantly making yourself throw up enlarges the salivary glands. Then, the person looks at themselves in the mirror, sees their face getting larger, & continues to purge.
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Why the hell had britney morphed into debbie gibson?

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The puppies are going wild!

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Lara Flynn's face is swollen from all the shit she has had injected into it. She used to be so pretty too....sadness.

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I get that airbrushing and photo shop are the norm, but Twatney... whose body are they sticking her face on? It's beyond ridiculous.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:39am.

Thanks, sweetie!

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:30am.

I see Lara Flynn Boyle is going anorexic. Yet again. ----------

she never stopped.

HJ is gay for sure.

I am still too annoyed about BRONX to give a shit about anything else Pete has to say.

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KD's picture

IMO, I don't think Hugh is gay either. Or maybe it's just wishful thinking.

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Deb and Nanners, thanks for the info. That's sad, she looks terrible.

Lolo, exactly. built in pillow! No Fupa for me either

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Um - Hugh gets the 'not gay' vote from - not that there's is anything wrong with it!
Is Eric McCormack (Will Truman) gay too?
Sheesh!

I totally agree with the 'not banging a 20 year old blonde' comments - and raise a cup to Salem 13!

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Pretty telling that Pete refers to having sex with "people" instead of women/girls/chicks etc.

It just goes to show what terrible taste People magazine really has. The *real* sexiest man alive would NOT wear a pineapple shirt under ANY circumstances. Now the GAYEST man alive - well...he'd probably be all over that shirt - though I bet he'd probably be dressed more like the dancer in the background.

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Submitted by Miss Priss on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:37am.

Her face is bloated from bulemia. Her lips weigh more than her legs. Lara has some serious issues.

OMG, the Solange video is hilarious! She is so glamorous on the crapper. Who writes these videos?

Please let Circus bomb, so that shitney can move on to her next gig, obscurity.

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Submitted by NovaNightly on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:31am.
He's NOT gay...just secure in his manhood...right?

hahahahaha. Yes, VERY secure, it seems.

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Submitted by Miss Priss on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:37am.
OK that's really weird. Lara Flynn is bony, yet her face is all bloated and shit. That looks weird
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That's what happens to bulimics. Her hair is thinning too.

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Submitted by Albatross on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:35am.
Good - Jakey G doesn't need to be married to that hag!

Happy birthday to me! LOL

happy berthday and I love jakey and your avvie!

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WOLVERINE is not gay!

christine the hoff's picture

Hugh is gay and married to his best friend fag hag?
I dunno
laura looks like walking shit. someone should help her. she's like the people who eat til they can't move and nobody does anything about it.
brittney, you fucking wish. chunkky cow.

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Hugh Jackman is gay so is Pete Wentz.

Lara's legs look like broomsticks yuck!

Britney photo shopped? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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