Saint Angie Rules The Celebrity Media
The New York Times ran an article yesterday on how Saint Angelina keeps her holy image by controlling the celebrity media. None of this is really OMGJAWDROPPING news, because we all know she's a famewhore who can basically get what she wants with just a snap from her praying mantis fingers. But it's interesting to read about her famewhoring at work.
When People Magazine handed over $14 million to Brangelina for the exclusive photos of the beloved twin messiahs, it wasn't only about the money. Saint Angie wanted more. She wanted their soooouuuulllls. Basically. Before they shook hands, Saint Angie wanted People to agree that they would only show her family in a positive light. Not just for the twins issue, but also in the future (aka FOREVER).
Saint Angie also sent People a memo stating what she kind of coverage she wanted to see in the story. People had to submit some kind of editorial plan based on her requirements for the twins story before she agreed to go with them.
People also promised that they would never use the term "Brangelina," because Saint Angie and Brad hate it. Good to know. If you're ever near the holy family, just start screaming "BRANGELINA!" and then sit back and watch Saint Angie's forehead veins pop in anger.
A spokeswhore for People said the Times source is lie-telling and that " the magazine does not determine editorial content based on the demands of outside parties.” Oh, but Saint Angie is not an "outside party." She's always an "inside party." I don't know what that means exactly, but you know.
In 2003 when Saint Angie and Billy Bob split up, UsWeekly asked her for an interview, but she turned their asses down. But later a source said Angie told UsWeekly the exact time and place she would be out playing with Maddox in public. Of course, the pappies came out and Saint Angie ended up looking like a mother trying to have a private moment with her son, instead of a famewhore who manipulated the shot.
And when Saint Angie's hypnotic vagina tore down Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's home, she immediately went on damage control and visited Pakistan so the focus would be on her charity work instead of her homewrecking ways.
Trevor Neilson, her philanthropic advisor, said, “People don’t realize the complexity of what Angie is doing. A lot of her charity work is done quietly and not in front of the media.”
To sum it up: Saint Angie is the famewhore of all famewhores and a media mastermind!
This is only the beginning!!!! In the near future, all of us will receive memos from the holy BRANGELINA (HA!) family stating what kind of thoughts we can have about them. Trust me, she can read our minds. The minute we start to think, "I like Jennifer Aniston," we're immediately moved to the top of the "eternity in hell" list.
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This has to be the most telling, and acurate description of Angelina Jolie i've read in the past three years. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to recognize that Mz Jolie is behind most all of the photo ops, he-said-she-said stuff. In fact, i would go so far as to say she has fanned the fire of the Team A or Team J contraversy....And ALL for publicity. Haven't you noticed how productive both she and Brad have been this past three years? They are milking their fans for every penny they can, so they can live like kings and queens laughing at the stupidy of those marks. She's already stated she intends to "fade away from movies soon"...yea, and laughing all the way to the bank. There you have it...now you know why the Brangelonies are so damn important to them both...but of course they daren't acknowledge that fact...shhhh
haha Yuck! spoiled Milk!!
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
Bradi and Okie
ha ha ha
Something in your breast milk aint clean BRANGIE!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
@Skinny FAt.. I hate watching stuff w/ HER in it. SKANK! But a new TombRaider game came out for the PS3 and my husband got it.. Oy! skanky lil whore I guess represents her.. *rips up game w/ teef* What. I use Dentyne!!
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
Go LoLo, Go LoLo, Go Go Go, Go LoLo!!
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
LoLo on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:26am
You aren't alone, Skeltina has always had that "something ain't right" kinda thing for me.
Oh and .....
BRANGELINA BRANGELINA BRANGELINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
i seriously loathe brangelina. i also REFUSE to see ANYTHING with either of them in it. they are INSUFFERABLE and need to STFU and go the fuck away.
Dayum K2, you are vicious!
I would never even THINK of trying to have a relationship with anyone if they were seeing someone else. That's just wrong.
I don't agree with what Angie OR Brad did. I think it was disgusting. But in the end, the ball was in Brad's court and he chose to leave Jenn. That's all I'm saying.
Rich and famous people suck.
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Hmm I wouldn't go so far as calling her a famewhore from everything you described MK. I'd say she's smart. I think it's pretty obvious that wherever that troop of children go w/Brad and Angelina they're going to have paps following them. And rarely do paps show anything nice--the one time you say "no" to your kid they'll take a picture and now you're mean mommy. So to make sure they portray you in a better light and use that celebrity to your advantage rather than to your demise, well that's smart. What's really going to save her rep, going around covering her face and her children like some celebs do in rebellion or dealing with them so that they cover her as she wishes. If you detach your negative feelings for Angelina from the situation and think of it as a normal person choosing what PR is appropriate, it's not that crazy or famewhore like.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:18am.
There are TONS of women out there like Angie. If the man wants to stray, he's going to, no matter who it is.
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So Angie was helping fulfill Brad destiny? Fuck that! Homewrecking bitches are also in the wrong! Anyway you slice it baby, this bitch is a whore.
I refuse to see anything that Brangelina (yeah, I said it, too) are in. Or Tom and Katie, or any Scientologist.
They are all box office poison.
Wish Me luck...I'm going to Just Jared and poke a few of the Brangeloonies around.
I dont get the mind set of people who would ever even THINK for one second to roll over for a demanding twat in their personal life or at work.
If this bitch had stepped to me with her shit i would have instantly turned the table on her freaky ass and sold the story about her selling stories and drawn attention to the fact that she was unstable and should be closely watched with the first adoption. BEFORE there was even a Mr. And Smith movie mind you, ive always thought this ho was daft. Billy Bob's dick any one? NOFUCKINGTHANKS!
Maybe could have nipped this loonie shit in the bud if people werent so quick to roll over and play a game of bull shit with some 1/2 rate celbrities.
We all know hollyfuck is this way by nature( selling an image) but you dont have to eat it up just because its sitting in front of you.
That last rule goes for food too.
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Submitted by yepyepyep on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:20am.
K2
what did you do to get banned from JJ?
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Not really sure. I post the same way I do over here. It got to a point that everything I wrote would be "awaiting moderation", then it just never got posted. You'll realize if you ever go over there and pull up a Jolie thread, they only allow praise. Out of 100 comments, only 4 or 5 will be negative. They don't allow you to speak your mind. Whereas on Aniston threads the bashing is at an all time high. Scumbags.
Brangelina (uh oh, I said it!) is starting to have the same effect on me as Tom and Katie; I can't watch anything with Tom Cruise or Katie Holmes in it, and I'm starting to have the same feelings towards anything with Brad or Angelina in it. I would love to see Changeling, but only if a different actress was the lead role. And I'm pissed that Brad is going to be the star of Tarantino's new movie, because I already don't want to see it. Their personal lives just turn me off.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
And the walls start crumbling down....
It must be BRANGELINA HUNTIN' SEASON!
*digs hole in ground, covers with netting and leaves and shit, leaves an orphan with "Will be adopted for Famewhoring purposes" sign on other side of hole, waits with bucket of Holy Water in the brush*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Miss Lios on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:16am.
People Magazine always offers positive coverages of celebrities, even of Amy Wino.
Ha! Yes, "In the midst of personal struggles with illegal substances and other demons, her abiding love for her husband Blake survives"?
Dr. Dick, yeah, that is (was) my puppy. :( He died from Liver/kidney failure that (we believe) was caused by Rimadyl toxicity.
Rich and famous people suck.
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I have a friend who is flying out today and I thought it was snowing and her flight would be delayed.
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you have friends? sure you do.
Yeah, so does Jolie. LMAO!
I am over this hag and her ball-less, aging non-husband. "Boo-hoo, it sucks being the most famous couple in the world...except for the millions of dollars we receive from it, all the travel, free shit, events we get to go to, etc. Having photos taken of us is HARD!" Fuck off, cunts.
There are TONS of women out there like Angie. If the man wants to stray, he's going to, no matter who it is.
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It's safe to assume you are one of them!
K2
what did you do to get banned from JJ?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Are you kidding? It's PR 101 to call the paps and then pretend like you don't want them there. It's ALL a game, and they ALL do it. Some just know how to play the game better than others.
Jenn hides her face from the paps because she knows she's FUG. lol
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Oh, kind of like Jolie pretending not to notice the paps in Africa while her and Pitt were playing with Maddox on the beach. I guess that's why whenever the papz snap photos, Jolie is always smiling and Brad just stands there with his mouth open. Jolie needs to start letting him in on the "staged moments".
Jen is far from fug. And why is it that you feel the need to bring her up on every thread? She's not even a part of this conversation. This is about your fame whoring idols.
I don't think Angelina is the most beautiful person in the world, but I do think she's waaay prettier than Jennifer. JMO
Let's remember that Brad was the one who left Jenn in the dust. Angie could have tried every trick in the book to get him, but if he had been truly dedicated to Jennifer, nothing would have worked. There are TONS of women out there like Angie. If the man wants to stray, he's going to, no matter who it is.
Rich and famous people suck.
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People Magazine always offers positive coverages of celebrities, even of Amy Wino. I have read positive stories about Hohan and Parasite Hilton that are beyond ridiculous.
I hate this bitch!
UGH! This homewrecking, attention seeking, control freak, media whore is going to get hers big time!
It's not like this surpise anyone. Everything she does is staged and she try so hard to appear as this "rebel bad-ass" but we all know she is just an insecure little girl with daddy issues. Fuck off whoregelina!
EDIT: She has a philanthropic advisor? Lol this woman is a joke.
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Mel Tang: Please tell me that the adorable dog in your avie is not associated with your tag line. On topic, can't stand anorexic Morticia. Why does everyone beat on Aniston so much?
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:04am.
Is it snowing really hard in NY/NJ?
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NO.
Thanks yepyepyep. I have a friend who is flying out today and I thought it was snowing and her flight would be delayed.
Rich and famous people suck.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:02am.
I notice you didn't say anything about the face...:)
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Angies face hasn't been looking very pretty lately as evidenced in this pic. Hardly enviable i would say. Everyday she looks more like the witch bitch she really is. The jig is up.
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Submitted by K2 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:03am.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 9:40am.
I wonder how many times Chinny called the paps to tell her same, boooooring ass, poor me story. She makes people want to off themselves. Everyone there does it.
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And yet when Pitt was married to Jen - they were very low key people. They were BOTH very private back then. Well, atleast Jen was. If Jen calls the papz then it makes you wonder why she tries to shield her face whenever they come near her. It's called , "NOT letting them get the shot". I doubt she would waste energy calling them only to dismiss them when they show up. Use your brain.
Are you kidding? It's PR 101 to call the paps and then pretend like you don't want them there. It's ALL a game, and they ALL do it. Some just know how to play the game better than others.
Jenn hides her face from the paps because she knows she's FUG. lol
Rich and famous people suck.
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:00am.
Submitted by K2 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 9:57am.
SHE'S the media whore. He's just along for the pussy
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I'm thinking he's just along for the uterus!
p.s. can someone please post this article on a JJ thread! I've been banned.
The fact that this crusty ho-bag has a philantropic advisor says volumes.
I hate this annoying cuntface. She needs to grab her child collection and move to Antarctica. Then again, she'll probably piss off the penguins when she starts stealing their eggs. She's always collecting something: people to do, vials of blood, knives, other people's husbands, children, crust. She reminds me of those evil witches who try to collect souls. That's her ultimate goal, didn't you know?
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Mel-Tang on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:04am.
Is it snowing really hard in NY/NJ?
its not snowing at all in NY city
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:02am
"I notice you didn't say anything about the face...:)"
Naw, I figured you would want to do that. (-: I actually think Jennifer Anniston is quite pretty.
Come on how else can she be perceived as a saint unless she manipulates the media? I mean her father called her crazy she is a sex attention whore, adopts babies like candy, she kissed her brother, has major daddy issues not to mention she broke up a few marriages etc etc etc, and people call her a saint!?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
This atomic bitch needs an atomic bitch slap.Hate her.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
LMAO @ Nanners about Morticia..
But I can't get over this chicks face.. She will be so noticeable very soon about how much fucking face pulling and jizz slinging she's been doing. It is almost way tooo obvious in this picture.. That nose!
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
Well, her manipulative little media campaign isn't working, because so many of us can see right through her shit, and Brangelina's movies generally TANK.
Is it snowing really hard in NY/NJ?
Rich and famous people suck.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 9:40am.
I wonder how many times Chinny called the paps to tell her same, boooooring ass, poor me story. She makes people want to off themselves. Everyone there does it.
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And yet when Pitt was married to Jen - they were very low key people. They were BOTH very private back then. Well, atleast Jen was. If Jen calls the papz then it makes you wonder why she tries to shield her face whenever they come near her. It's called , "NOT letting them get the shot". I doubt she would waste energy calling them only to dismiss them when they show up. Use your brain.
Geez People Magazine..tell us something we didn't already know about this egotistical, self centered, soulless PUTA.
Even Stevie Wonder can see she's a manipulative famewhore out for herself.
Submitted by No Words on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 9:57am.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 9:48am.
Submitted by No Words on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 9:47am.
This post is about Brangelina and Angie's controlling manipulative ways, not Jennifer Anniston.
Ok Jenn, thanks for the heads up. :)
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I wish! Rich, single, great figure, great style, good friends, steady work, house in Malibu...
I notice you didn't say anything about the face...:)
Rich and famous people suck.
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Poor LA/HA. Must be looking like this right now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jMfF6r5lDw&NR=1
Oh well; back to the PUPPIES!!!
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
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Blah fucking blah! Whore vagina starts to stink eventually. This skank has got another thing coming.
Submitted by K2 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 9:57am.
SHE'S the media whore. He's just along for the pussy.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
It's probably actually a monopoly.
I wonder if the world really would come to an end if somebody finally looked her in the face and said, "FUCK YOU, LADY."
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