Saint Angie Rules The Celebrity Media
The New York Times ran an article yesterday on how Saint Angelina keeps her holy image by controlling the celebrity media. None of this is really OMGJAWDROPPING news, because we all know she's a famewhore who can basically get what she wants with just a snap from her praying mantis fingers. But it's interesting to read about her famewhoring at work.
When People Magazine handed over $14 million to Brangelina for the exclusive photos of the beloved twin messiahs, it wasn't only about the money. Saint Angie wanted more. She wanted their soooouuuulllls. Basically. Before they shook hands, Saint Angie wanted People to agree that they would only show her family in a positive light. Not just for the twins issue, but also in the future (aka FOREVER).
Saint Angie also sent People a memo stating what she kind of coverage she wanted to see in the story. People had to submit some kind of editorial plan based on her requirements for the twins story before she agreed to go with them.
People also promised that they would never use the term "Brangelina," because Saint Angie and Brad hate it. Good to know. If you're ever near the holy family, just start screaming "BRANGELINA!" and then sit back and watch Saint Angie's forehead veins pop in anger.
A spokeswhore for People said the Times source is lie-telling and that " the magazine does not determine editorial content based on the demands of outside parties.” Oh, but Saint Angie is not an "outside party." She's always an "inside party." I don't know what that means exactly, but you know.
In 2003 when Saint Angie and Billy Bob split up, UsWeekly asked her for an interview, but she turned their asses down. But later a source said Angie told UsWeekly the exact time and place she would be out playing with Maddox in public. Of course, the pappies came out and Saint Angie ended up looking like a mother trying to have a private moment with her son, instead of a famewhore who manipulated the shot.
And when Saint Angie's hypnotic vagina tore down Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's home, she immediately went on damage control and visited Pakistan so the focus would be on her charity work instead of her homewrecking ways.
Trevor Neilson, her philanthropic advisor, said, “People don’t realize the complexity of what Angie is doing. A lot of her charity work is done quietly and not in front of the media.”
To sum it up: Saint Angie is the famewhore of all famewhores and a media mastermind!
This is only the beginning!!!! In the near future, all of us will receive memos from the holy BRANGELINA (HA!) family stating what kind of thoughts we can have about them. Trust me, she can read our minds. The minute we start to think, "I like Jennifer Aniston," we're immediately moved to the top of the "eternity in hell" list.
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I find that Mel-Tang is a classic beauty, as well. Robust with a sense of humor. :)
Rich and famous people suck.
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Charlize is gorgeous AND talented.
Jeffro
You forgot Megan Fox!(I don't think she looks like Angie Ho at all, BTW)
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Radio Siren
I think these women wished they looked like Angie and shit....or something! Don't ask me why...
Even my boyfriend thinks Angie is fug now, and he used to think she was hot years ago
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
I think the reason I don't see movies with certain stars isn't because they seem like "bad" people (let's face it, none of us are perfect!), but some actors' personal lives just overshadow their movie roles. I couldn't watch "The Color of Money" a few weeks ago because I just kept seeing Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's couch - it was too distracting. And I don't want to see "Changeling" because I'll always see 23948234 babies hanging around Angelina. And now I can't even watch Fight Club without seeing Angelina kicking the shit out of Brad instead of Meatloaf.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
I never understood the big fuss about these two, they are just two twats.
The Pope is Catholic
The sky is blue
and bears shit in woods.
I don't think they're as "adored" or "popular" as the media says they are, thats just part of an illusion presented not only by her PR team but by the media, and sheeps EAT that shit up.
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Submitted by No Words on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:03am.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:53am.
Miss Priss ~ as a man...the most beautiful woman today is Charlize Theron or Kate Beckinsale.
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Nice, as well as Winslet. I like the classic beauties...Michelle Pfieffer, Diane Lane, Halle Berry, Rene Russo...and call me weird but I find Marg Helgenberger and Famke Janssen hot too.
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The next time you have a thought...LET IT GO.
Okie, that was the perfect phrase for what I was forced to overhear at work: PURE FUCKERY. That sums it up! :)
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by No Words on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:02am.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:55am.
Submitted by No Words on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:48am.
Like I said, talent wins out every time. And Brangelina are talentless hacks.
Sorry, but I think Jenn takes the cake on worst actress of all time. lol
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Two words. Pia Zadora.
LMFAO I forgot about that biotch!!!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:53am.
Miss Priss ~ as a man...the most beautiful woman today is Charlize Theron or Kate Beckinsale.
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Stock Broker, I agree totally with Charlize Theron. She is one of my main girl crushes.
Oh how I love Dlisters...the whole time I was sitting there thinking, "What would Dlisters have to say if they could hear this conversation about Angie as a 'natural' beauty?" It seems that IRL, most everyone I know thinks she's sooo hot and suuuch a great humanitarian, blah, blah, blah. It's quite sickening.
Miss Priss, that's so interesting that the males didn't think she was as hot as the females did. Why are women so crazy about her, I wonder? I know a lot of her defenders are women.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:55am.
Submitted by No Words on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:48am.
Like I said, talent wins out every time. And Brangelina are talentless hacks.
Sorry, but I think Jenn takes the cake on worst actress of all time. lol
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Two words. Pia Zadora.
Thing with this ho is, most men I know don't rate her looks at all. They think her features are too harsh and even is some ways manly. Women tend to think she is a homewrecking bitch, so God knows why her celeb standing is so high. I honestly do not know any Brangeloonie. Maybe in the US she is bigger than she is here in the UK but she is very marmite. You either love her or hate her. I think she is an overrated actress, she is pretty but not as beautiful as say a Charlize theron. She is not as talented as Kate Winslet. She is not as stable as she makes out to be and the fact she has no girlfriends is always highly suspcious.
The whole Brangelina thing is a big PR stunt. The more you keep saying you are a philantropist, earth mother, caring partner and all round good woman, the more people believe it.
Well I don't but then there are Brangeloonies that clearly believe all this shit.
Submitted by yepyepyep on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:46am.
Mel-Tang on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:30am.
Dayum K2,
I have seem women hitting on my boyfriend when im sitting with him. So women are sick, but in the end its the mens choice to cheat
Yes! Thank you! I agree 100%.
Rich and famous people suck.
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Submitted by anony54321 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:37am.
what the hell is the name of the blond one again?
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The article doesn't even portray her that unfavorably. It basically calls her a media mastermind. And many celebrities manipulate the media, and they have been since the dawn of moving pictures.
After reading the article, I don't see anything new really. Madonna's been doing this kind of stuff for years.
Trevor Neilson, her philanthropic advisor, said, “People don’t realize the complexity of what Angie is doing. A lot of her charity work is done quietly and not in front of the media.”
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Well, I guess we know about it now, don't we? Complexity this bubba.
Stockie
You got great taste!
Camilla Belle sure is purty!
How about Kate Winslet?
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Submitted by No Words on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:48am.
Like I said, talent wins out every time. And Brangelina are talentless hacks.
Sorry, but I think Jenn takes the cake on worst actress of all time. lol
Rich and famous people suck.
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Miss Priss ~ as a man...the most beautiful woman today is Charlize Theron or Kate Beckinsale.
Camilla Belle is moving up the ranks.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:49am.
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I have always felt we were like-minded! (-:
No Words, it's like looking in a mirror. I, too, boycot projects w/ Brangie & $cieno actors. Also Julia Roberts & Christina Applegate.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:47am.
No Words on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:42am
That's because they OWN IT. They don't lie about it.
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So true, Bradi.
I wish I had that stack of blue jeans over there on the right side. Quit taunting me!!
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
I recently read this in "Judiciary Report" online: answers a LOT of questions about this relationship, doesn't it?Blogs: Why Can't Jennifer Aniston Keep A Man
May 8. 2008
Jennifer Aniston
Numerous blogs have degradingly asked why actress Jennifer Aniston can't keep a man. First, her ex-husband Brad Pitt cheated on her with actress Angelina Jolie.
Angelina Jolie
Brad Pitt has gone on to knock up Angelina Jolie twice without the benefit of marriage. Angelina has professed that she is bisexual. Fortunately for her, so is Brad. Two bi's don't make a straight. But that's your business.
WOW....Brad IS Bi..i had heard rumors for years, but this confirms it for me....Wild , monkey sex with a fem Bi must be heaven for them both, wonder if they get Jenny into it since she was Angie's first real love....lol
Like I said, talent wins out every time. And Brangelina are talentless hacks.
That's amazing. She should teach classes. Even though it is annoying to people who don't hate her, it's also the same sort of fame manipulation that Madonna employs---except she has no advisers.
I don't know whether to be annoyed or impressed. Even the article mentions how smart she is. Interesting.
I was watching that National Treasure, the newest one the other night.. And I felt bad for Jon Voight.. He was so nice acting in the movie.. I know its just a role, but I thought.. Pfft. Stupid Jolie!!
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
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Funny thing, my female co-workers were also saying Angie Ho is the most beautiful woman since Bridgit Bardot. I was like Pffft! However, the male co-workers disagreed. All 4 of the guys said that angie is def. NOT the most beautiful woman in the world.
Angie is not a natural beauty. She's an overrated hag.
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
No Words on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:42am
That's because they OWN IT. They don't lie about it.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Mel-Tang on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:30am.
Dayum K2,
I have seem women hitting on my boyfriend when im sitting with him. So women are sick, but in the end its the mens choice to cheat
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by No Words on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:42am.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:38am.
And if we went by the logic of not going to any movies that included weirdo's or cheating scum, then that would be all of Hollywood and none of us would ever see a movie again.
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Not true. There are many weirdos and cheating scum that don't bug me as much as Brangelina do. Take, for instance, Jack Nicholson. Deplorable lifestyle, but I will run to see any of his movies. Or Al Pacino or Robert DeNiro. Talent wins out every time.
Well that is just deplorable!! I think it's wrong that you would support the skeezy lifestyle of some but not others. If you're going to be a slut supporter, then support them equally!!
Rich and famous people suck.
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But obviously there are still a lot of people who are brainwashed by the media into thinking she's the best thing since horseless carriages.
I blame the government for not properly funding the public schools systems. It is really the way to explain some things.....besides maybe to many toxins in junk food?
*scratches beard, wonders about stuff*
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natural beauty my ass. mangie's had her nose and cheeks done and she's all waxy from the botox.
RadioSiren. OMG! What fuckery.. A natrual beauty. And I totally bet they thought you were jealous when you were only telling and seeing the truth! OH i hate people sometimes!!! I bet they think Pam Anderson is totally hot, too.. *laughs*
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
So if People is the high holy religious text for the loonies, how will they call out the NY Times?
A tabloid?
I am loving the descent of Skeletina, I wonder if The Brad called in a favor or two.
From an untraceable, disposable cell phone.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Yesterday at work, I heard two of my co-workers talking about Angie Joho. One of them called her a "natural beauty" and the others all agreed! I had been quiet up to this point, but I suddenly jumped up and shrieked, "WHAT???!!!" They all looked at me like I was a jellis hater. Then one of them conceded that she may have had a "little" plastic surgery but that she's still beautiful. (I had the last word though when I called her an anorexic hag.) But obviously there are still a lot of people who are brainwashed by the media into thinking she's the best thing since horseless carriages.
And Dlisters, including MK, called this story about her manipulative ways a long, long time ago.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by yoly on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:37am.
Wow she looks really smug in that pic.
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Looks aren't deceiving. She is a smug bitch.
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the ONLY people whose movies i REFUSE to see are brangelina and tomkat. that benjamin button movie looks stupid and changeling is a BOMB!!!!!
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:38am.
And if we went by the logic of not going to any movies that included weirdo's or cheating scum, then that would be all of Hollywood and none of us would ever see a movie again.
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Not true. There are many weirdos and cheating scum that don't bug me as much as Brangelina do. Take, for instance, Jack Nicholson. Deplorable lifestyle, but I will run to see any of his movies. Or Al Pacino or Robert DeNiro. Talent wins out every time.
The Brangeloonies will never believe their fame whoring queen would ever call the paps. Even if Skankalina came out and said "Yes, I call the paps for a media blitz" they still would not believe it. They would think she is just saying that to appease the haters, and she was simply tired of fighting. When you deal with Brangeloonies, you are dealing with a group of unstable people that think: A) Brangelina can do no wrong B)Jennifer Aniston is an ugly, desperate woman C)Skankalina can do no wrong, and if you think she can, then you are automatically a Jennifer Aniston fan and a jealous hater.
I will sit back and wait for their idol to fall. She can only keep this facade going for so long. I give she and Brad another year tops. Her hypnotic vag can only stay with one person for so long.
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And if we went by the logic of not going to any movies that included weirdo's or cheating scum, then that would be all of Hollywood and none of us would ever see a movie again.
Rich and famous people suck.
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SHE'S the media whore. He's just along for the pussy.
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Wow she looks really smug in that pic.
what the hell is the name of the blond one again?
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I have been burned by people who cheated, and it sucks.
The only thing I learned from it was that if the assholes want to go with the other person, then let them! Why 'fight' over someone who obviously doesn't want to be with you? Get over it and move on, and be thankful they are out of your life.
Rich and famous people suck.
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Submitted by No Words on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:28am.
I refuse to see anything that Brangelina (yeah, I said it, too) are in. Or Tom and Katie, or any Scientologist.
They are all box office poison.
DITTO.
This breast milk tastes like black tar mom!
hah ah a
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Yes, Angie helped fulfill Brad's destiny while he was married to Jen...by inserting his dick into her gaping vagina.