Saint Angie Rules The Celebrity Media
The New York Times ran an article yesterday on how Saint Angelina keeps her holy image by controlling the celebrity media. None of this is really OMGJAWDROPPING news, because we all know she's a famewhore who can basically get what she wants with just a snap from her praying mantis fingers. But it's interesting to read about her famewhoring at work.
When People Magazine handed over $14 million to Brangelina for the exclusive photos of the beloved twin messiahs, it wasn't only about the money. Saint Angie wanted more. She wanted their soooouuuulllls. Basically. Before they shook hands, Saint Angie wanted People to agree that they would only show her family in a positive light. Not just for the twins issue, but also in the future (aka FOREVER).
Saint Angie also sent People a memo stating what she kind of coverage she wanted to see in the story. People had to submit some kind of editorial plan based on her requirements for the twins story before she agreed to go with them.
People also promised that they would never use the term "Brangelina," because Saint Angie and Brad hate it. Good to know. If you're ever near the holy family, just start screaming "BRANGELINA!" and then sit back and watch Saint Angie's forehead veins pop in anger.
A spokeswhore for People said the Times source is lie-telling and that " the magazine does not determine editorial content based on the demands of outside parties.” Oh, but Saint Angie is not an "outside party." She's always an "inside party." I don't know what that means exactly, but you know.
In 2003 when Saint Angie and Billy Bob split up, UsWeekly asked her for an interview, but she turned their asses down. But later a source said Angie told UsWeekly the exact time and place she would be out playing with Maddox in public. Of course, the pappies came out and Saint Angie ended up looking like a mother trying to have a private moment with her son, instead of a famewhore who manipulated the shot.
And when Saint Angie's hypnotic vagina tore down Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's home, she immediately went on damage control and visited Pakistan so the focus would be on her charity work instead of her homewrecking ways.
Trevor Neilson, her philanthropic advisor, said, “People don’t realize the complexity of what Angie is doing. A lot of her charity work is done quietly and not in front of the media.”
To sum it up: Saint Angie is the famewhore of all famewhores and a media mastermind!
This is only the beginning!!!! In the near future, all of us will receive memos from the holy BRANGELINA (HA!) family stating what kind of thoughts we can have about them. Trust me, she can read our minds. The minute we start to think, "I like Jennifer Aniston," we're immediately moved to the top of the "eternity in hell" list.
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Weeeellll, is anyone surprised by this?
Of COURSE she wants to make sure she is only seen and photographed as Saint Angelina, not homewrecking whore.
I never watched friends either. And that crap is still on 3 channels where I live.
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Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:44pm.
Um Melt Tang is fucking hilarous.
Not everybody had to loooooooove friends wtf?
I thought that shit was lame too.
All thos ebitches showing up at their friends apartment BEFORE work? WTF was that about?
In real life id beat the crap out of an annoying ho showing up before i go my ass to work eating my food and asking dumb ass questions while ive got rollers in my hair and trying to get my dog walked.
Fuck that stupid shit.
Who the fuck has time to hang out at a gay ass coffee shop and talk to some morons about being morons.
Oh hey Joey? You still a moron?
How you doin?
Yup, youre still a fucking moron.
LMFAO LoLo you a funny azz bitch!!!!
That's the best thing I've read all day! hahaha And so true.
Rich and famous people suck.
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I'm sorry, I don't remember bashing you personally over your opinions. You jumped down my throat for bashing Jennifer. Unless....you really ARE her!!!!
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Seriously Tang - you immediately start on the ex factor. You're being a pot stirrer. We're discussing Jolie being a manipulative media queen (sticking to the subject matter). How does Jen's talent come into play? It just seems odd that you feel the need to throw her under the bus just because Jolie has been called out for being a calculating, phony witch. Maybe you should join the Aniston threads over at Jared... they would love you over there.
The brangeloooons like to compare Aniston to Jolene. If you compare their net worths, Aniston has about twice as much money. So who cares about where Pitt sticks his penis.
I am comparing net worths before child support. :) After child support I guess you can say Pitt's networth is also Angelina's. But if she ends up making more money off of having kids then her work, then she is doing exactly what she pretends she is not.
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Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:44pm.
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Lolo you speak the truth!
Shit was not funny and i dont give a fuck what they say about how long it lasted.
Corny to the end and i was in my Tweens when that shitfest was on. Wasnt funny then and its not funny now that im on my 20s.
Lory,
Whoever that is on your Avie is rocking some seriously hot boots.
Um Melt Tang is fucking hilarous.
Not everybody had to loooooooove friends wtf?
I thought that shit was lame too.
All thos ebitches showing up at their friends apartment BEFORE work? WTF was that about?
In real life id beat the crap out of an annoying ho showing up before i go my ass to work eating my food and asking dumb ass questions while ive got rollers in my hair and trying to get my dog walked.
Fuck that stupid shit.
Who the fuck has time to hang out at a gay ass coffee shop and talk to some morons about being morons.
Oh hey Joey? You still a moron?
How you doin?
Yup, youre still a fucking moron.
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Submitted by K2 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:42pm.
Why all the hate?
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ditto.
I'm sorry, I don't remember bashing you personally over your opinions. You jumped down my throat for bashing Jennifer. Unless....you really ARE her!!!!
Rich and famous people suck.
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When your own father says your crazy and you passionately kiss your brother in public, you are one fucked up bitch. Not fooling us, Brangelina. They are both disgusting people.
Submitted by Chicklet on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:15pm.
That's an evil-demon photo of Angie if I ever saw one. MK, you need to stop referring to her as St. Angelina and change your tack - she looks sinister and always wears black as well. She should be referred to as Dark Mistress of the Underworld, or some such shit.
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That name is too kind. She should be referred to as the "Praying Mantis of Hell" or the "Evil Famewhore of Doom".... Or we could just call her the "Crypt Keeper" and leave it at that.
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Why all the hate?
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ditto.
She is looking more and more waxy every pic MK posts. How soon before she looks like the Korean Woman with the oil in her face or that Wilderstein catwoman freak?
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Submitted by K2 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:25pm.
Then I must be in the minority, because I LOATHED friends and thought they were all annoying. I was never sheepled into that one. And she needs a supporting cast to support her lack of talent. The only thing she brings to my screen is vomit and sleep inducing boredom
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You sound like a ton of fun. wet mop personality. maybe you were just too OLD to enjoy Friends. If you were in your early 20's (at that time) you could enjoy it.
K2, you take this waaaay too seriously hon! I am a ton of fun to people who matter. I don't 'put on' for strangers. I like to keep it real. ;) BTW, I was in my early 20's when that show was on. It just never interested me. Tried to watch it, but found it dumb. JMO
Why all the hate?
Rich and famous people suck.
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When I see that woman's forehead, it reminds of the beginning of the Disney Haunted Mansion ride where the walls start stretching. Hell, seeing her also reminds of the little bitch on the mantel at the end of the ride that says she'll sign your death certificate. I bet Brad heard the same thing....
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The look on her face is probably the same look she gave to Jen when Jen told her to "have fun working with my husband"!! It's the calculating, conniving, up to no good piece of shit look!
"According to federal filings, the Jolie-Pitt Foundation, the entity through which Mr. Neilson says the couple distributes photo money, has given grants of about $2 million since its creation in 2006."
WHERE'D ALL THE BABIES' PHOTO MONEY GO????
"It doesn't surprise me that AJ and Brad are so calculating. I used to read Lainey Gossip and she would always put down Jenn Aniston for being such a famewhore and putting her business out there (shit that the Brange do on a constant). She annoyed the shit out of me with that. Brangelina are so deluded, they believe their own hype. Dlisters know the real deal"
So true
I like Lainey but her take on Aniston and her adoration of the "whatever they are selling I am buying Jolie Pitts" is getting boring. Specially as she fails to realise that Jen may play the media, she is nowhere near as bad as Ange. But yet with Jen she seems to hate her for portraying herself as the girl next door, but for Ange is is A Okay to be the earthmotherly pitt porny control freak. Lainey needs to make her mind up on that one because all her other stuff is great. The Pitt Jolie posts however are seriously lacking in her normal wit and sharpness.
because yes Jen is a famewhore too. But she is a saint compared to Pitt and Jolie. Seriously who else but the freaks on Just Jared buy that shit anyway. Who is queing up for the Changeling?
Her face is weird, it's not even a square face it's kind of rectangular... or something... Anyhoo: Tranny face alert! Tranny face alert!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Did anyone see the video of Jolie talking about her mom? She broke down and used the f-bomb when she started to show tears. Geez, was she nervous the water from her tears would melt her?! On top of it she acted like a dismissive c*nt when the interviewer asked her if she was okay. Can we say , "uptight"?
It's ok to cry, all HUMANS do it!
She looks like her brother in drag in the above photo. I think she used his nose as the model for her nose job.
@ skinnyfat, this is what I was talking about:
There are many weirdos and cheating scum that don't bug me as much as Brangelina do. Take, for instance, Jack Nicholson. Deplorable lifestyle, but I will run to see any of his movies. Or Al Pacino or Robert DeNiro. Talent wins out every time.
I also watch their movies, they have talent and don't brag about their "greatness"
When will the media finally turn on this skeezer? We all know she's a maniuplative, lying media whore, but it's like everyone's afraid to say it. Am I the only one who can see her true colors?
Then I must be in the minority, because I LOATHED friends and thought they were all annoying. I was never sheepled into that one. And she needs a supporting cast to support her lack of talent. The only thing she brings to my screen is vomit and sleep inducing boredom
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You sound like a ton of fun. wet mop personality. maybe you were just too OLD to enjoy Friends. If you were in your early 20's (at that time) you could enjoy it.
Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:31am.
Catherine Deneuve will always be beautiful. Mangie couldn't shine her shoes in comparison.
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Amen to that.
Angie's already beginning to look like Michael Jackson.
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I've been forced to see several movies she (Jennifer) has starred in. Let's just say those were the best naps of my life. :)
Rich and famous people suck.
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dang! her forehead is starting to look like Tyra's
ishk!
Submitted by joanne on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:11pm.
Submitted by No Words on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:42am.
They don't have the "Look how wonderful I am" thing going on. They keep their private life private. They also know how to act.
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who are you talking about?
P.S. Is her forehead expanding? Ugg.
That's an evil-demon photo of Angie if I ever saw one. MK, you need to stop referring to her as St. Angelina and change your tack - she looks sinister and always wears black as well. She should be referred to as Dark Mistress of the Underworld, or some such shit.
Submitted by No Words on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:42am.
They don't have the "Look how wonderful I am" thing going on. They keep their private life private. They also know how to act.
so, how long before the brangeloonies burn down the NY Times?
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:57am.
Then I must be in the minority, because I LOATHED friends and thought they were all annoying. I was never sheepled into that one. And she needs a supporting cast to support her lack of talent. The only thing she brings to my screen is vomit and sleep inducing boredom.
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Mel-Tang, Did you ever seen her in The Good Girl?
She was so good in that. I used to think she was useless as well but that kind of turned it around for me.
Guys, there is not one actor/actress out there who has not done this or been advised to do this. It's for their own exposure and personal gain. Good or bad, publicity is what keeps ALL of these horz going. They will call the paps when they need to piss! It's all for personal gain. It's their job!! Duh.
Rich and famous people suck.
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Angelina looks way too wicked and manish for my taste. For me theres got to be a package there. Face AND body which Angelina has none of. I mean seriously this chick is Hipless, Assless and those teeny weeny sticks she has for less just ain't winning. She definitely amped her own sex appeal with declarations of her sexuality and such things... all in all nothing but a HACK. Now if you talk about a hot piece like Sophia Loren, i can back that.
Submitted by K2 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:37am.
Sorry, but I think Jenn takes the cake on worst actress of all time. lol
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Of all time, really? You may not like her on the big screen, but she had a hit for 10 years... you know it, I know it, and the public knows it. Bash her all you want, but she brought something to the screen (whether TV or movie). Granted the show was an ensemble cast but hey, atleast she knows how to work with more than one person. Unlike Ms. Jolie who can only act with a man as a co-star. Hollywood still seems to love jen and she continues to do movies, so I'm not quite sure why you're ragging on her talent.
Then I must be in the minority, because I LOATHED friends and thought they were all annoying. I was never sheepled into that one. And she needs a supporting cast to support her lack of talent. The only thing she brings to my screen is vomit and sleep inducing boredom.
Rich and famous people suck.
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Miss Priss ~ Kate Winslet is okay.
Something about her throws me off.
Tawny Welch used to be really cute.
And in other news, the sky is blue. Seriously, who is shocked by this? The woman is the biggest famewhore in showbiz.
Sorry, but I think Jenn takes the cake on worst actress of all time. lol
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Of all time, really? You may not like her on the big screen, but she had a hit for 10 years... you know it, I know it, and the public knows it. Bash her all you want, but she brought something to the screen (whether TV or movie). Granted the show was an ensemble cast but hey, atleast she knows how to work with more than one person. Unlike Ms. Jolie who can only act with a man as a co-star. Hollywood still seems to love jen and she continues to do movies, so I'm not quite sure why you're ragging on her talent.
Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:31am.
Catherine Deneuve has aged reallY REALLY well its almost scary how well shes aged. And I don't think shes had any plastic surgery.
O/T: I hope this is the beginning of a long awaited backlash.
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WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT!!
If this bitch gets one more brow lift her forehead is going to end up all the way down her back. She going to be accidently putting lipstick on her ass hole before shes done fucking with her face.
BACKWARDS LANDSLIDE!
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"But later a source said Angie told UsWeekly the exact time and place she would be out playing with Maddox in public. Of course, the pappies came out and Saint Angie ended up looking like a mother trying to have a private moment with her son, instead of a famewhore who manipulated the shot."
Hahahaahaaahaaaa this happends in their family everyday. But seriously, does anyone see a Pitt or Jolene film anymore? They are done.
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Catherine Deneuve will always be beautiful. Mangie couldn't shine her shoes in comparison.
Jeffro,
BRB, lemme check the trunk. I locked her up in there with a collage of C.Bale, Izzard and Butler. We might never see her again
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Is that a recent pic of Skeletina? What's going on with her face? Is she the new mom that got nipped and tucked? Why does her forehead look like a movie screen? So many questions.
I'm patiently waiting for Brangelina to implode. It won't last. Trust, they are both on karma's to do list.
Hey look! It's Morticia Addams reincarnated as a lifeless twat! What happened to her? She looks like someone slammed her head in a door.
Bus driver, bus driver, open the door! Yes, I still laugh at that old joke. Don't hate.
Submitted by Miss Priss on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:23am.
And where IS Clarisse?!
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Did you untie her before you left the house, or did you forget her in the trunk???
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Jeffro, I see. that makes sense. LMAO
And where IS Clarisse?!
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Submitted by Miss Priss on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:14am.
Jeffro
You forgot Megan Fox!(I don't think she looks like Angie Ho at all, BTW)
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Didn't forget MF, Priss, just figgered I'd had my balls busted about her enough for one week, LOL.
Speaking of which, where the hell is Clarisse?
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I watched that movie "The Hunger" the other day for the first time ever. Anyway, someone mentioned Kate Winslet and reminded me of the beauty Catherine Deneuve. Angie does not compare to any of the women you guys have mentioned.
I also watched a little of that Brad Pitt interview on Oprah. I can't believe I liked at one point in my life.
It doesn't surprise me that AJ and Brad are so calculating. I used to read Lainey Gossip and she would always put down Jenn Aniston for being such a famewhore and putting her business out there (shit that the Brange do on a constant). She annoyed the shit out of me with that. Brangelina are so deluded, they believe their own hype. Dlisters know the real deal.
Sorry this post is all over the place.
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