Saint Angie Rules The Celebrity Media
The New York Times ran an article yesterday on how Saint Angelina keeps her holy image by controlling the celebrity media. None of this is really OMGJAWDROPPING news, because we all know she's a famewhore who can basically get what she wants with just a snap from her praying mantis fingers. But it's interesting to read about her famewhoring at work.
When People Magazine handed over $14 million to Brangelina for the exclusive photos of the beloved twin messiahs, it wasn't only about the money. Saint Angie wanted more. She wanted their soooouuuulllls. Basically. Before they shook hands, Saint Angie wanted People to agree that they would only show her family in a positive light. Not just for the twins issue, but also in the future (aka FOREVER).
Saint Angie also sent People a memo stating what she kind of coverage she wanted to see in the story. People had to submit some kind of editorial plan based on her requirements for the twins story before she agreed to go with them.
People also promised that they would never use the term "Brangelina," because Saint Angie and Brad hate it. Good to know. If you're ever near the holy family, just start screaming "BRANGELINA!" and then sit back and watch Saint Angie's forehead veins pop in anger.
A spokeswhore for People said the Times source is lie-telling and that " the magazine does not determine editorial content based on the demands of outside parties.” Oh, but Saint Angie is not an "outside party." She's always an "inside party." I don't know what that means exactly, but you know.
In 2003 when Saint Angie and Billy Bob split up, UsWeekly asked her for an interview, but she turned their asses down. But later a source said Angie told UsWeekly the exact time and place she would be out playing with Maddox in public. Of course, the pappies came out and Saint Angie ended up looking like a mother trying to have a private moment with her son, instead of a famewhore who manipulated the shot.
And when Saint Angie's hypnotic vagina tore down Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's home, she immediately went on damage control and visited Pakistan so the focus would be on her charity work instead of her homewrecking ways.
Trevor Neilson, her philanthropic advisor, said, “People don’t realize the complexity of what Angie is doing. A lot of her charity work is done quietly and not in front of the media.”
To sum it up: Saint Angie is the famewhore of all famewhores and a media mastermind!
This is only the beginning!!!! In the near future, all of us will receive memos from the holy BRANGELINA (HA!) family stating what kind of thoughts we can have about them. Trust me, she can read our minds. The minute we start to think, "I like Jennifer Aniston," we're immediately moved to the top of the "eternity in hell" list.
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Submitted by loric on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:42am.
The Brangeloonies will never believe their fame whoring queen would ever call the paps. Even if Skankalina came out and said "Yes, I call the paps for a media blitz" they still would not believe it.
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PLEASE, if she drowned those brats of hers a la Andrea Yates the loonies would say "Oh, ALL the celebrities do that. And Jennifer Aniston is ugly."
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Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 1:52pm.
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What you don't know is that María used to be Mario. Still wanna try?
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I am actually surprised by this.
Allow me to explain my gullibility.
It comes from reading Lainey's gossip. I think that in her haste to attempt to be more of a 'feminist', she tries to exonerate the women - the ones she likes anyway - from the guilt of being manipulative. So, seeing as how she's a Brangeloonie, she's quick to say that Brad is the controlling asshole behind their media manipulation.
Anyway, back on topic, I think that they were made for each other and will never break up. He gets to adopt her personality - controlling and manipulative crazy pig - while she keeps her earth mother image out there, while trying to repress her wild nature, because she's aware that her movies would do even worse were she to be as frank in her interviews as she used to be when she was young and naive.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 1:52pm.
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WORD!!! AMY CAN DO NO WRONG! SHE IS PERFECTION!
AND I MEAN IT!!!!!!!!!!
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Well this explains why Brad must have seemed so uncomfortable during the Oprah interview!!! WHIPPED!!!!!!!!
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See there Mel Tangs got prrof i type bad like wiff my toes bad.
ize smart!
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Lory? what did i do?
I will totaly get down at Marias!
I will even buy you a draaaaank!
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Submitted by Miss Lios on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:16am.
People Magazine always offers positive coverages of celebrities, even of Amy Wino.
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THAT'S BECAUSE MY AMY IS A GODDESS!!!!!!!
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Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 1:41pm.
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You dissing Maria? WTF?
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 1:40pm.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:49pm.
All thos ebitches showing up at their friends apartment BEFORE work? WTF was that about?
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You've accidentally coined a new word: ebitches.
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hahaha! I would love to take credit, but LoLo was the mastermind behind that invention! I thought it was great!! lol
Rich and famous people suck.
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You can see it in her face that she's a famewhore media mastermind. She is the epitome of manipulative and she always gets what she wants because people see her as this beautiful woman. As they say, "absolute power corrupts absolutely", and this is totally applicable to her, even though she does all these charity events, it's a distraction from who she really is, which is apparently a fairly fucked up person who hasn't gotten over a lot of things that happened to her in the past. Anyway...she's trying to make it up with having a ton of kids and masterminding a media circus around it. I'm surprised Brad hasn't left her by now...obviously her vagina is also a pretty powerful weapon too!
Your face!
i dont type gooders :(
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Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 1:33pm.
Submitted by Lory on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 1:25pm.
Well yeah none of them are realistic.
I must draw the line at people dancing in fountians to terrible music!
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You got me there! If they had been dancing in the cheap bar next to Maria's glory hole in Tijuana, I would have been a fan!
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:49pm.
All thos ebitches showing up at their friends apartment BEFORE work? WTF was that about?
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You've accidentally coined a new word: ebitches.
Hay hay, ebitches!
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Nothing on JJ. Surprising that.
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Submitted by Lory on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 1:25pm.
Well yeah none of them are realistic.
I must draw the line at people dancing in fountians to terrible music!
ha ha ah!
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Can't stand this bitch. Famewhore is perfect.
Do you know what? I am thinking this could be the start of a Tommy girl style melt down. You can fool Brangeloonies all of the time but you can't fool normal people for ever. I literally cannot face her stupid rabid mug and was one of the billions that have stayed away form her 'acting' efforts for years. Bradders too, I didn't watch his lastest one just as I cannot stand the sight of him. This two faced bitch crying over her mother just as Jen finally gives her a poke is shocking.
Oh please, please let this be their couch jumping moment. A world without BRANGELINA- bliss!
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To a certain extent all celebrities manipulate their image and the media, however, Angie has always presented herself as "different" from the rest, as too good to play that Hollywood game. She always gave the impression that she would never ever stoop to such depths and yet, she is the one setting the standard.
I just can't believe anyone ever fell for her crap. In every interview I have ever read with her she has come across as extremely ungenuine.
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Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 1:04pm.
Red point right?
Yeah i wait tables every other thursday and i have a big ass purple two bedroom in chelsea with a fucking balcony and my fridge is like ALWAYS STOCKED!
Isnt fake life grand?
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They weren't night shift strippers? I feel like I've been living a lie!
Anyway, TV shows are not realistic. NONE of them are/were. From ER to Law & Order, from Friends to CSI. I guess if they stuck to reality they would be even more boring than they already are... Except for L&O, I love that shit! Yes I know!
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Submitted by GlitterKitty on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 1:13pm.
has no one noticed that when Jen called her uncool last week in the Vogue piece, Jolie then "broke down into tears" during a press conference about her mum? Everything is orchestrated, and I bet even that "moment of weakness". Jen made people question Angewhora's morals, and whadayaknow... She brings out the "sensitive side". The woman is fake and awful.
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I thought that too. All of the Jen press must be getting to her. I'm sure at that point she really was missing her mother. Funny how she couldn't give into the actually tears. Using the f-bomb while kicking herself for showing any emotion. She must be the warmest mother on earth!
In other words she's... absolutely typical for a celeb. Yawwwwwwnburgers.
I like everysingle thing that Laila just said because its truth times.
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Most if not all big stars play the PR game. I think Jolie’s maneuvering is noteworthy because she’s spent a lot of time pretending not to play the PR game. In the past she’s claimed she doesn’t have publicist and has cultivated this “I don’t care” persona. So that fact that she does care and works hard to shape her public persona kinda flies in the face of a lot of her past statements.
I’m always amused that so many Jolie/Brangelina fans can only defend her by slamming Aniston.
No shit! It's been obvious that she's the fakest fakewhore since her Cambodian charity collapsed!
Submitted by K2 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 1:16pm.
Why dont you write a paragraph about your feelings on the subject and PLEASE, please dont use any identation marks!
Oh wait....
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Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:56pm.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:55pm.
And what the hell is wrong with stirrin' shit? Maybe that's my job! You making fun of my job?
Stiring shit = talking about something she wasnt talking about.
Fucking obsess much?
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Ok you two, this isn't a fucking online dating service ..... you can stop licking each others asses now.
LoLo ~ LMFAO!!! You can come over and watch TV with me anytime.
I love this place. I'm addicted. I came home for lunch (to eat lefover Birdseye Szechuan Vegetables and lentil soup) and what do I do?...um..come here!..I can't post at work...it's so sad. Thank you MK for making me laugh alllllllll day!
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Same here Stock Broker.
I HATED that song!
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has no one noticed that when Jen called her uncool last week in the Vogue piece, Jolie then "broke down into tears" during a press conference about her mum? Everything is orchestrated, and I bet even that "moment of weakness". Jen made people question Angewhora's morals, and whadayaknow... She brings out the "sensitive side". The woman is fake and awful.
All I know about Friends is that I never found out if Rachel ended up with Ross. LOL. I think I've seen a total of 8 episodes of Friends in my whole life, none of them from beginning to end. Pity, I'd have material to talk about the show, which reminds me, why are we talking Friends? I guess that speaks of Angelina Jolie more than anyone: We're talking about a show that has already ended where Jolie's nemesis got famous. In a few words, Angelina Jolie is so not interesting that peeps have to talk about the past work of Jennifer (you can't get more vanilla) Aniston to be somewhat interesting. That bad Angie? tsk tsk...
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'Trevor Neilson, her philanthropic advisor'
Excuse me? Who the hell has one of those? She can't decide for herself and the Brad who to donate to? Eh?- 'her philanthropic advisor' that beats own chef, psychic and food taster hands down.
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I said it before and I will say it again -
THIS is the sexist woman?!
she looks embalmed! and old! there is no way she is only 33...I'm guessing more a rode hard and put away wet early 40's...
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
I wanted to drown all those bitches in that god damn fountain they were dancing in and shoot the Rembrandts for making that song ala crazy boat capt. at the end of Something About MAry when he shot the "True Love is Not Nice" duo.
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I hated "Friends"...what a pile of camel crap.
I go into convulsions whenever I hear the show's theme music or a see a commercial for it.
Red point right?
Yeah i wait tables every other thursday and i have a big ass purple two bedroom in chelsea with a fucking balcony and my fridge is like ALWAYS STOCKED!
Isnt fake life grand?
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Ha! well it was the New York times that did an interview where she said about how her and Brad had an affair during Mr. and Mrs. Smith!!! She must be at war with them, sounds like they don't give a fuck either!!! Karma is finally biting her in the Ass!!! Has anyone seen this week's in touch? I looked in it, supposedly Brad called and yelled at Jen for the Vogue interview, saying that Angelina is the mother of his children and she better start showing her respect! If that's true, that's beyond disgusting!! Respect her??? are you fucking kidding me????!! Jennifer only owes Angelina the same respect that Angelina has shown her!!!!! Brangelina's egos are out of control, someone better bring them down to earth!!! I guess the New York Times is a good start!
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I'm ok. How YOU doin'???
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HA HA HA Mel TANG!
Just call my ass Captain Obvious!
LOL!
How you doin? ha ha ha!!!!!
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Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:53pm.
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I hear ya.I barely have time to do my makeup before i get on the train much less talk bullshit with friends.
And what about rent? These bitches run around renting places in Chelsea while working at Coffee Shop?? PUH FUCKING LEASE!! Not in this city.
Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:56pm.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:55pm.
And what the hell is wrong with stirrin' shit? Maybe that's my job! You making fun of my job?
Stiring shit = talking about something she wasnt talking about.
Fucking obsess much?
Gotdamn LoLo I know wtf stirring shit means!
I don't stir shit for a living I shovel it!!
Rich and famous people suck.
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Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:37pm.
"According to federal filings, the Jolie-Pitt Foundation, the entity through which Mr. Neilson says the couple distributes photo money, has given grants of about $2 million since its creation in 2006."
WHERE'D ALL THE BABIES' PHOTO MONEY GO????
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Funny you should mention that. Despite claims that ALL the money went to charity, the couple refused to confirm that and actually it turns out that actually SOME of the money went to charity. That some could have been as a little a $1 for all we know since they never said how much "SOME" was.
This is why I loathe these two so much. They give this impression that they give all this money to charity when in fact they don't by any means.
It's almost as annoying as them pleading for privacy yet trotting the kiddies out for photo ops.
LoLo! For real! And you KNOW if some dumb bitch was singing about smelly cats her ass would have been out on the street by some trash can and a bonfire singing that shit! Not in a damn coffee shop!
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:55pm.
And what the hell is wrong with stirrin' shit? Maybe that's my job! You making fun of my job?
Stiring shit = talking about something she wasnt talking about.
Fucking obsess much?
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And what the hell is wrong with stirrin' shit? Maybe that's my job! You making fun of my job?
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Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:48pm.
Yeah i just cant get down with the corny stuff you know?
Now that I live in NYC and i know how hard it is to just do normal shit like pick up groceries and get to work on time in spite of the fat bitch who runs the six train.... i really hate the show now.
Who are these ass faced beeyotches who have all that damn free time to loaf about the city BEFORE work?
And sorry but that broke ass pheobe character would have been living WAY THE FUCK AWAY form expensive Chelsea where the rest of thos whiney hos lived.
They wouldnt have been friends man.
I moved from the LES to the UES a few years ago and its like, Why talk to you old neighbor people youre basicly in another country now.
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I think Brad has lost his appeal to a lot of women as he is seen as entirely dominated and owned by her. Although he always had girlfriends/a wife before they never had his balls in their hand the way Ange has and its obvious the only way he's ever gonna get them back is if she decides she doesn't want them any more rather than him being man enough to get them back. Plus most women have been brainwashed in to thinking they could never compete with Jolie so he's seen as sexually unavailable now, he may as well be gay. So when you're no longer a sex symbol and you never could act in the first place the game is mostly up. AJ still does sexually available ok so her femme fatale films do well but any vague attempt at acting is laughed all the way to the dvd release. So acting really ain't their currency any more - they got to keep flogging that sorry old personal life. Yawn.
Hey! Only my friend and Angelina are allowed to call me Tang! Step off bitch!
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Hey Red! That's me... I wish! HA! That's Shirley Manson, one of my favorite gals in the world.
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