Saint Angie Rules The Celebrity Media
The New York Times ran an article yesterday on how Saint Angelina keeps her holy image by controlling the celebrity media. None of this is really OMGJAWDROPPING news, because we all know she's a famewhore who can basically get what she wants with just a snap from her praying mantis fingers. But it's interesting to read about her famewhoring at work.
When People Magazine handed over $14 million to Brangelina for the exclusive photos of the beloved twin messiahs, it wasn't only about the money. Saint Angie wanted more. She wanted their soooouuuulllls. Basically. Before they shook hands, Saint Angie wanted People to agree that they would only show her family in a positive light. Not just for the twins issue, but also in the future (aka FOREVER).
Saint Angie also sent People a memo stating what she kind of coverage she wanted to see in the story. People had to submit some kind of editorial plan based on her requirements for the twins story before she agreed to go with them.
People also promised that they would never use the term "Brangelina," because Saint Angie and Brad hate it. Good to know. If you're ever near the holy family, just start screaming "BRANGELINA!" and then sit back and watch Saint Angie's forehead veins pop in anger.
A spokeswhore for People said the Times source is lie-telling and that " the magazine does not determine editorial content based on the demands of outside parties.” Oh, but Saint Angie is not an "outside party." She's always an "inside party." I don't know what that means exactly, but you know.
In 2003 when Saint Angie and Billy Bob split up, UsWeekly asked her for an interview, but she turned their asses down. But later a source said Angie told UsWeekly the exact time and place she would be out playing with Maddox in public. Of course, the pappies came out and Saint Angie ended up looking like a mother trying to have a private moment with her son, instead of a famewhore who manipulated the shot.
And when Saint Angie's hypnotic vagina tore down Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's home, she immediately went on damage control and visited Pakistan so the focus would be on her charity work instead of her homewrecking ways.
Trevor Neilson, her philanthropic advisor, said, “People don’t realize the complexity of what Angie is doing. A lot of her charity work is done quietly and not in front of the media.”
To sum it up: Saint Angie is the famewhore of all famewhores and a media mastermind!
This is only the beginning!!!! In the near future, all of us will receive memos from the holy BRANGELINA (HA!) family stating what kind of thoughts we can have about them. Trust me, she can read our minds. The minute we start to think, "I like Jennifer Aniston," we're immediately moved to the top of the "eternity in hell" list.
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James is busy pumping Angie's left tit with his mouth. Sorry but his mouth is full at the moment and his hands are tied.It seems she likes titty pumping that exact way. No typing for him until the job is done!
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We need James Heavens' insight on this issue for sure now. Jameeess, where the hell are you?
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Yes it works and for the life of me I can't understand why. I also don't understand the concept of loving one but hating the other all because of a man-tool. All of this is over the genius that is Brad Pitt. He doesn't deserve the sentiment or devotion
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Her shit works. How many brangaloonies have been on this site saying we should leave them alone because they "do so much good for the world"?
I guess this is another reason not to buy People Magazine (and to keep reading Dlisted until we're blind). If People has vowed to only write good things about Brangelina FOREVER, they've not only broken some sort of journalistic creed about objective reporting but they've also basically promised the public that they'll have to pay $3.99 for a magazine so boring you'd rather wipe your ass with it than read it.
And if any of you bitches get a chance to see Morticia and the chosen ones, you better not only SCREAM Brangelina-you better wear the damn T-SHIRTS too!
I alwyas get home waaaaayy afte all the good stories come out so my comments wind up mostly being last. So I will end the commentary on this thread by saying that no matter what she says or does, she'll always be a brother fucker. Goodwill manipulation will never get me over that hump
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Submitted by Pimpcessa on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:39pm.
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Is it a Brangeloonie thing to read but not comprehend?? Jen stated that the reason she thought what AJ said was uncool was beacuse she (AJ) stated that she wanted her kids to see MAMS so they could watch the movie where their parents fell in love.
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Uh, no, Jen stated that "that stuff about how she couldnt wait to get to work everyday" was what was uncool. Yes I feel ashamed for reading the article but hey I need subway entertainment. I'm not a brangeloonie. I dislike all of them equally. I am of the opinion, though, that Angie can talk about her family and her life with brad. yes I think she goes too far sometimes, but everything Angie says seems to be taken as an attack against JA.
Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:32pm.
*In bugs bunny's voice*
Sup Dot?
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Hey, don't bogart the carrot, LoLo! *Hopes it's not wabbit season*
I'm doing betta today *happy face*. I hope you are doing well this fine Friday [your humor always top notch, you funnee ho]!
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Angel_i, sendin' you some positive ((vibes)). Don't think nawty thoughts. lol
I think it's safe to say that a lot of us are MKloonies but ain't nevva evva gon' be no frickin' loon for these twatty tardos.
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Is it a Brangeloonie thing to read but not comprehend?? Jen stated that the reason she thought what AJ said was uncool was beacuse she (AJ) stated that she wanted her kids to see MAMS so they could watch the movie where their parents fell in love.
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Submitted by . on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:30pm.
*In bugs bunny's voice*
Sup Dot?
*chews on carrot stick*
Rally Times
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Hey, LoLo, LaLa LaLa LoLoooooo, you hottie!
WhooHoo Stock Market rally today! I hope the trend continues.
I wonder who Angelina was giving the evil, cold, calculating eye to in that photo? Skeery.
Mrs. K, are you wonk-eyed? ;p
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Suffa, bitch!
-And, wtf happened to the back of her head? It's like she's missing half of her skull??????? Eww.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:33pm.
Mrs. K- Yes, I'd like to think I am somewhat nice. We do have our share of nut jobs here in Missouri. Quite a few serial killers. Maybe I spoke too soon : )
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I will share my dlisted philosophy with you sweetie--Never take anything personally.
I have a certain "facial characteristic" that is made fun of very often on this site. Does it bother me? Not in the least. If I took it personally I'd be spending most of my time typing STFU H8TERZ!!!!!!!!
And that would be sooooooooooo uncool.
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Submitted by radio siren on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:07pm.
These damned bosses; don't they know we have more important things to do with our time?? ;)
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*scowling*
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Thanks Mrs. K, I'll read it as soon as I can get a free moment from this pile of work on my desk. These damned bosses; don't they know we have more important things to do with our time?? ;)
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Just another Hollyweird C--t trying to look good in fron of her adoring fans. Makes you sick but people still buy US and People Mags and all that other shit to read the spin!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:26pm.
Pimpcessa on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:22pm
As painful as that interview was, I believe Okra believes her show has that "integrity and class" thing
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You would think. But then why was Oprah so quick to whip out the Vogue magazine to Aniston when she was on the show and ask her straight up, "so did you say this about Angelina"? Fucking hypocrite. What's good for the goose lady! I think when Oprah saw Brad at their friends house over the summer she must've broken the ice with him and then he agreed to do the interview with her but on his terms of course. Which meant no Jen topic allowed.
Mrs. K- Yes, I'd like to think I am somewhat nice. We do have our share of nut jobs here in Missouri. Quite a few serial killers. Maybe I spoke too soon : )
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:21pm.
Uh, Mrs. K, I'm in Missouri, should I be offended?
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My in-laws are from Missouri and they are the loveliest people on earth. I assume you are more like them than this heinous person.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:14pm.
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This woman is what I imagine to be the typical Angelina fan.
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LOS ANGELES (AP) — A Missouri woman knew her 13-year-old neighbor was depressed and suicidal when she sent cruel Internet messages to the teenager, her former assistant testified. The girl killed herself after being told the world would be better off without her.
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Law and Order. Dayum! Those hos recap EVERYTHING!
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Here's the story from USA Today
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2008-11-21-myspace-hoax_N.htm?csp=34
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I remember that story! How despicable. I'm glad you reminded me of it, I'd really like to follow it to its outcome. And you're right, TOTAL Brangaloonie. I bet she's got Tomb Raider posters and People magazine cutouts all over her cell.
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Uh, Mrs. K, I'm in Missouri, should I be offended?
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LOS ANGELES (AP) — A Missouri woman knew her 13-year-old neighbor was depressed and suicidal when she sent cruel Internet messages to the teenager, her former assistant testified. The girl killed herself after being told the world would be better off without her.
Ashley Grills, 20, told jurors Thursday she helped Lori Drew, 49, set up a fake MySpace profile of a 16-year-old boy to lure Megan Meier into an online relationship. Testifying for the prosecution under a grant of immunity, Grills also said she sent the last message from the fictitious "Josh Evans" to Megan in October 2006 on the day the girl hanged herself.
When she learned of Megan's death, Grills said Drew told her, "'We could have pushed her overboard because she was suicidal and depressed."'
Testimony was to resume Friday in the case against Drew, who has pleaded not guilty to one count of conspiracy and three counts of accessing computers without authorization. Each count carries a potential sentence of five years in prison.
Prosecutors say Drew, 49, her then-13-year-old daughter, Sarah, and Grills created the MySpace alias in September 2006 to befriend Megan to find out if she was spreading rumors about Sarah.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:11pm.
PLEASE, if she drowned those brats of hers a la Andrea Yates the loonies would say "Oh, ALL the celebrities do that. And Jennifer Aniston is ugly."
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LMAO, Mrs. K! So true.
Angie strikes me as the type who asks Brad every day when he gets home if Jen Aniston was brought up in conversation to him by anyone that day. Then she puts that person's name on a mental hit list and makes sure to give them her most condescending smile next time she sees them.
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Submitted by anonymous7643 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:48pm.
Angie and Brad are attention whores. Breaking news.
Ugh why is Maniston still being brought into any of these discussions? She and brad split what, five years ago? She's out of their picture and has been for years. The public should get over it. People get divorced all the time. Also, unpopular opinion, but I think Jen took Angie's comment about looking forward to work way to personally. I love my job and look forward to work, it doesn't mean I've started an affair with anyone at the office. IMO, that comment in and of itself did not offer any insight into how or when the affair began and wasn't really "uncool".
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Um, yeah, if Angie and Brad HADN'T begun an affair on the set, then I'd think nothing about her looking forward to work either. But Jen's comment wasn't strictly about that. It was about Angie blathering on and on about how they "fell in love" on set. That's no doubt what bothered her.
Also just because divorces are common doesn't make that statistic a positive and doesn't negate the feelings of those who actually cared about their marriages.
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If only we could all take a collective dump on her face.
I'm going to devise a shitgun that you can load poop into and shoot at annoying hobags like this one. These bitches won't fear the paps so much when my poo is stuck to their faces. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..it's brilliant! I won't leave a celebrity unpooed. Robertson Blvd will never be the same again
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Submitted by Pimpcessa on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:37pm.
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Well Maybe his former director from Snatch, Mr. Guy ritchie can talk some sense into him!!!!!
"Walk toward the light Brad - Yes you can do it too"
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Hahaha!! when I see her in this picture, "walk toward the light" just makes too much sense!!! God, she looks like she either just finished with a Black mass or she got a day pass from bellevue here!!!!!
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Why not? She's nice with everyone (I guess). Well, she's know for adopting kids in different countries.I wish that she will adopt dogs too from the rescue shelter.
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Angie and Brad are attention whores. Breaking news.
Ugh why is Maniston still being brought into any of these discussions? She and brad split what, five years ago? She's out of their picture and has been for years. The public should get over it. People get divorced all the time. Also, unpopular opinion, but I think Jen took Angie's comment about looking forward to work way to personally. I love my job and look forward to work, it doesn't mean I've started an affair with anyone at the office. IMO, that comment in and of itself did not offer any insight into how or when the affair began and wasn't really "uncool".
Haha. Just funnin!
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Pimpcessa...sigh. Yes. The smell of pot and getting nuzzled by the chin was just too much for him. He couldn't resist.
Oh, ok, I understand now. Thanks for the clarity.
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Well Maybe his former director from Snatch, Mr. Guy ritchie can talk some sense into him!!!!!
"Walk toward the light Brad - Yes you can do it too"
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Pimpcessa...sigh. Yes. The smell of pot and getting nuzzled by the chin was just too much for him. He couldn't resist.
Rich and famous people suck.
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Guess it sucks to be Brad these days!!
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Submitted by Pimpcessa on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:22pm.
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Well this explains why Brad must have seemed so uncomfortable during the Oprah interview!!! WHIPPED!!!!!!!!
I thought I was the only one that noticed that he looked so uncomfortable!! Notice that Oprah appeared to not be allowed to mention Jens name even. Brangelina are even controlling what Oprah says on her oqn show??
Angelina obviously was telling Brad what to say also! I'm sure she wasn't thrilled he went on the show!
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she is so slick and catlike. luv it.
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As painful as that interview was, I believe Okra believes her show has that "integrity and class" thing.
Okra needed to pull a Jerry Springer and brought out Jen and make TV history.
Haha, ya know I'd buy tickets to watch that shit!! And yes it was painful to watch, he def looked like he couldn't trust what was going to come out of her mouth. Jens interview looked more relaxed and like Jen could be fun to hang with. He USED to look that way but now it appears that he guards every word.
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Submitted by lizzieb on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 1:32pm.
Do you know what? I am thinking this could be the start of a Tommy girl style melt down. You can fool Brangeloonies all of the time but you can't fool normal people for ever. I literally cannot face her stupid rabid mug and was one of the billions that have stayed away form her 'acting' efforts for years. Bradders too, I didn't watch his lastest one just as I cannot stand the sight of him. This two faced bitch crying over her mother just as Jen finally gives her a poke is shocking.
Oh please, please let this be their couch jumping moment. A world without BRANGELINA- bliss!
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If it wasn't for this article, I probably wouldn't have thought it to be a couch jumping moment. this makes me put two and two together! It's like that saying Jump the Shark, meaning to make a bad career move, now it can be called Jump the Couch!
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Pimpcessa on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:22pm
As painful as that interview was, I believe Okra believes her show has that "integrity and class" thing.
Okra needed to pull a Jerry Springer and brought out Jen and make TV history.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Mel Tang - didn't realize that you were so obsessed with Jen. You really seem to be preoccupied with her. Did she steal your man or something??
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Well this explains why Brad must have seemed so uncomfortable during the Oprah interview!!! WHIPPED!!!!!!!!
I thought I was the only one that noticed that he looked so uncomfortable!! Notice that Oprah appeared to not be allowed to mention Jens name even. Brangelina are even controlling what Oprah says on her oqn show??
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Submitted by Lory on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:10pm.
Hmmmm. Well it is Friday right?
ha ha ha ha
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