Saint Angie Rules The Celebrity Media
The New York Times ran an article yesterday on how Saint Angelina keeps her holy image by controlling the celebrity media. None of this is really OMGJAWDROPPING news, because we all know she's a famewhore who can basically get what she wants with just a snap from her praying mantis fingers. But it's interesting to read about her famewhoring at work.
When People Magazine handed over $14 million to Brangelina for the exclusive photos of the beloved twin messiahs, it wasn't only about the money. Saint Angie wanted more. She wanted their soooouuuulllls. Basically. Before they shook hands, Saint Angie wanted People to agree that they would only show her family in a positive light. Not just for the twins issue, but also in the future (aka FOREVER).
Saint Angie also sent People a memo stating what she kind of coverage she wanted to see in the story. People had to submit some kind of editorial plan based on her requirements for the twins story before she agreed to go with them.
People also promised that they would never use the term "Brangelina," because Saint Angie and Brad hate it. Good to know. If you're ever near the holy family, just start screaming "BRANGELINA!" and then sit back and watch Saint Angie's forehead veins pop in anger.
A spokeswhore for People said the Times source is lie-telling and that " the magazine does not determine editorial content based on the demands of outside parties.” Oh, but Saint Angie is not an "outside party." She's always an "inside party." I don't know what that means exactly, but you know.
In 2003 when Saint Angie and Billy Bob split up, UsWeekly asked her for an interview, but she turned their asses down. But later a source said Angie told UsWeekly the exact time and place she would be out playing with Maddox in public. Of course, the pappies came out and Saint Angie ended up looking like a mother trying to have a private moment with her son, instead of a famewhore who manipulated the shot.
And when Saint Angie's hypnotic vagina tore down Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's home, she immediately went on damage control and visited Pakistan so the focus would be on her charity work instead of her homewrecking ways.
Trevor Neilson, her philanthropic advisor, said, “People don’t realize the complexity of what Angie is doing. A lot of her charity work is done quietly and not in front of the media.”
To sum it up: Saint Angie is the famewhore of all famewhores and a media mastermind!
This is only the beginning!!!! In the near future, all of us will receive memos from the holy BRANGELINA (HA!) family stating what kind of thoughts we can have about them. Trust me, she can read our minds. The minute we start to think, "I like Jennifer Aniston," we're immediately moved to the top of the "eternity in hell" list.
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Submitted by HeatherlyG on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 3:40pm.
God you hyper little assholes are retarded. What did your parents do to you?
I like to call J-Fur Anistonappyasshairius by the Greek joke name I gave her.
Ah! It’s funny because her family are Greek. I get it. It’s the old ‘your ancestors came from the cradle of civilisation joke’ Yeah, how really funny to have European ancestors. I’m European too and laugh every day at how comical we all are. One little tip though, you idol might not approve of your racism as she very carefully shops for matching babies- a Vietnamese and a Cambodian have very different cultures but they look the same don’t they? And, well on the whole European thing, she likes to pretend that her American mother, who had French Canadian parents, who changed her name from Marcia Lynn to Marceline was in fact, French. That’s why the Clomid twins had to be born in France to reflect their, um heritage. Just a heads up.
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Submitted by HeatherlyG on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 3:40pm.
God you hyper little assholes are retarded. What did your parents do to you?
I like to call J-Fur Anistonappyasshairius by the Greek joke name I gave her. It's not my fault she has a 5 O'clock vagina shadow 3 times a day.
Since, I'm on Dlisted for the usual ADULT fun, I get to say what I want just like you stupid bitches.
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You J-Furius lezzy army recruits' first and last resorts are always bashing Brad or Angelina; because you're so damn jealous for J-Fur's lack of talent, jobs, men/women, and is still, 2yrs later, whining and riding the media for attention over Brrraaaaad dumping her homely ass. Instead of fucking everything that comes her way with a penis hoping it'll stick around, she should get some therapy and get the hell over Brad. He's not coming back. He's with the better woman and you little shits just can't staaaaaand it!
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Oh here she goes with the lezzy comments. Funny how you call us the lezzies when in fact Jolie is the one that likes women. I would figure most of her fan base are a bunch of "lezzies"!NO? Or maybe you just refer to anyone with a rational thought a LEZZY.
Jen should get therapy and get over Brad? Maybe Jolie should get therapy and stop chasing after men that act like the father she seems to despise so much. Maybe therapy will help her to figure out why she likes to chase men that are unavailable, purchasing and birthing children as if she was trying to meet a quota, and manipulating the media into thinking she's Earth Mother of the year!And by the way, Jen has made it clear she has a therapist. She's not above admitting she needed help coping with her divorce. Unlike Jolie who uses her characters in movies as a form of therapy (WTF?). She plays assassins and psychotic characters. Not sure how that's helping her shit load of issues (including but not limited to daddy, self mutilation,bi sexuality,drugs, brother kissing,blood obsession and man stealing).
You sound like the biggest "little shit" out there! Sounds like someone didn't get enough hugs when they were younger. Isn't your shrink (fictitious husband) helping you with any of your issues yet? Medicate honey, medicate.
God you hyper little assholes are retarded. What did your parents do to you?
I like to call J-Fur Anistonappyasshairius by the Greek joke name I gave her. It's not my fault she has a 5 O'clock vagina shadow 3 times a day.
Since, I'm on Dlisted for the usual ADULT fun, I get to say what I want just like you stupid bitches.
You J-Furius lezzy army recruits' first and last resorts are always bashing Brad or Angelina; because you're so damn jealous for J-Fur's lack of talent, jobs, men/women, and is still, 2yrs later, whining and riding the media for attention over Brrraaaaad dumping her homely ass. Instead of fucking everything that comes her way with a penis hoping it'll stick around, she should get some therapy and get the hell over Brad. He's not coming back. He's with the better woman and you little shits just can't staaaaaand it!
This goes to-- Submitted by HeatherlyG on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 5:58am.
What is wrong with you? Your lack of matureness is palpable. Did you come up with all those silly names for Jennifer (J-Fur Anistonappyasshairius) yourself, please tell me you did because I don't want to know there is another idiot who thinks these are clever insults. Silly, silly girl!
Something to keep in mind regarding Angelina's "good works": "Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out."
— Frank A. Clark AND "The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident."
— Charles Lamb, English essayist (1775-1834)
Basically, I don't buy into her supposed kind and caring heart because she is so sure to draw attention to it. True acts of charity do not require publicity. The very act is its own reward. Doing charity work simply to make one's self look good to the public and further their career is NOT charity. It's propaganda. I cannot believe most people do not recognize that.
Brad Pitt, whose wife is up for another Academy Award, and doesn't lower herself getting involved in dry humping the media for attention like ol' J-Furius.
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Too much denial cramped up in a small sentence. First off: Wife? I think you're confused love, Angelina is Brad's baby mama, his mistress if you may, but not his wife. He should do something about that, specially with 456789098765 children in their life (and 87654345677 to come). Academy Award on her way? I doubt it! Unless she starts fucking the entire Academy that is (She's done it before and she will do it again, never fear). And last but not least, she is the biggest attention whore that's ever lived in Hollyweird. Aniston is an attention whore (like any other celeb in the business) but she has nothing on Jolie when it comes to whoring her ass for everyone to see how much money she gives and how many children she buys because of her HOliness.
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 7:36am.
Well said. ITA
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 7:36am.
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ITA with everything. Well said.
Insulting Jennifer Anniston is a Brangeloonie's last resort. They can't actually talk about Brangelina's good qualities...there aren't any.
Submitted by HeatherlyG on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 9:05am.
I recall that Hetep is too young to be talking to adults online legally. I'm not interested in hearing your Teen mall-rages and rants. Go away and grow up. You should invest less time nastily defending a D celebrity, at best; she has no-talent, job or man.
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I just saw her on 30 Rock. She was pretty good. I think she has talent but she needs to stay on TV. Her training is totally for television (or perhaps some campy movie or even 80s movies!)- she has great timing there. And she's with John now, right? I mean - not my fave person in the whole world but not many people are. She's getting ready to release "Marley and Me" and she's working on "The Senator's Wife"...so she's got work.
I'm sorry - what's your point here?
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 7:36am.
Look what the cat dragged in everyone! Another Brangeloonie troll.
What's there to envy about Angelina Jolie? Please enlighten us all.
What? The one-dimensional movie roles? The eating disorders? The daddy issues? The drug problems? The past with self-mutilation? The identity crisis? The lack of a personality? A rapidly aging hippie husband? Fading looks? What?
I'll keep my stabilized, balanced life over hers. Thanks. Why aren't your ilk ever consistent? In one breath, you're throwing a pity party for the Jolie-Pitt family, and in the next, everyone else is just jealous of their plastic lives
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You said a mouthful but you said it BEST!
It's a shame that many of the brangeloonie's pass judgement based on looks rather than character. They're irrelevant. There is no substance to anything they say because it's based on physical appearance and not values. Besides, most of the time they just like to rant about Aniston for the sake of bitching about someone but can never back up why they actually LIKE brangelina to begin with!
I'm old enough, thanks.
You may harp off on me for my long-winded rants, but to be fair, I see you doing the same thing with Jennifer Aniston.
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I recall that Hetep is too young to be talking to adults online legally. I'm not interested in hearing your Teen mall-rages and rants. Go away and grow up. You should invest less time nastily defending a D celebrity, at best; she has no-talent, job or man. I'm not sure why she's even considered celebrity other than once being involved with Brad Pitt, whose wife is up for another Academy Award, and doesn't lower herself getting involved in dry humping the media for attention like ol' J-Furius.
Look what the cat dragged in everyone! Another Brangeloonie troll.
What's there to envy about Angelina Jolie? Please enlighten us all.
What? The one-dimensional movie roles? The eating disorders? The daddy issues? The drug problems? The past with self-mutilation? The identity crisis? The lack of a personality? A rapidly aging hippie husband? Fading looks? What?
I'll keep my stabilized, balanced life over hers. Thanks. Why aren't your ilk ever consistent? In one breath, you're throwing a pity party for the Jolie-Pitt family, and in the next, everyone else is just jealous of their plastic lives.
Well, this may come as a real fucking shocker to you, but maybe, just *gasp* MAYBE, the people who dislike this couple dislike them for their character. Surprisingly enough that's more plausible than ANYTHING I've ever heard come out of a Brangeloonie's trap.
Funny you should be saying anything about sounding like a bunch of schoolgirls when you're the one resorting to high school level insults, because last time I checked, beauty, popularity, and who's fucking who last mattered when I was a freshman in high school. And just like your holy circlejerk, everyone outside of your circle found you annoying, despite your/their delusions of grandeur.
It takes the wit of a 10 year old to insult someone on superficial matter. Your sorry "LOL JENNIFER ANISTON'S UGLY AND BRAD PITT DUMPED HER LOL" tripe requires no intelligence to post. I'd like to think you're only this fucking vapid over a website. At least half of the time, someone speaking out against these two actually makes some sense.
Quite frankly, I find it difficult to understand why whenever anyone posts about "Brangelina" (TM) that it's always that one of their loyal circlejerks resort to bringing up Aniston, especially when it has absolutely NOTHING to do with her, and yet you're the ones always bitching about giving her a pity party? Please.
I sense it has something to do with you getting bored with your idols as well, because let's face it, outside of this whole triangle fiasco, these two are really no more interesting than Aniston. We know it, and so do you.
So I guess not taking the piss out of someone for their looks and status makes me a hen, then so be it. I know it's an outdated concept and all, but I choose not to be a petty twat.
All the "Brangelina" (TM) trolls focus such an exaggerated importance on this couple that everyone who sympathizes for Aniston and her anger lose sleep over the Jolie-Pitts. Sorry, but no. I know it sounds better in your heads that everyone who doesn't care for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are jealous, bitter, ugly, old hags with 900 cats in their appartment and can't hold onto a relationship, but whatever makes you feel better about your lack of integrity, more power to you. Ha ha ha.
Sympathy doesn't always mean projection, get the fuck over yourselves.
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Sounds like she just trying to control her "image" and doesn't indulge in the stupid combined names liked "Bennifer". Who the hell wants to be lumped in with J-Ho's no talent ass and the media that J-Fur Anistonappyasshairius dry humps every chance.
At least they don't make their kids wear veils and masks or shove Scientology down their throats, or listen to Kha-gobble shit.
So f-ing what if Brad left J-Fur Anistonappyasshairius for Angelina. He was gonna leave her jowls eventually.
If you're gonna judge Brad and Angelina, then you're going to have to judge a Hell of a lot of celebrities, athletes, and a good chunk of the rest of the world. Get over it. Boo fucking Hoo!
God! Is there one big cry baby army for J-Fur out there still?! Her one and only lame-ass acting gig is over and no man wants stick around. Hmmmmm. What's wrong with the picture. You can't blame J-Fur's needy, unappealing face and personality on Brad or Angelina. They tend to stay away from her and her retarded, media/lezzy army.
Angelina just doesn't seem to play High School and J-Fur does; probably because there's nothing else for Anistonappyasshairius to do but ride the media for attention.
Angelina is up for another Academy Award and J-Fur's trying to trap Mayer the Player.
It just sounds like desperate, jealous jr. high girls when Angelina and/or gets bashed over whiney ol' J-Fur. Get some help!
I was just thinking (it’s lunch time in the UK and I have the hangover form hell) Let’s say you are a soldier in a warn torn country, or- god forbid- a refugee in some desparate hell hole. What would you actually want? Some food, shelter, warmth or some bobble headed, anorexic show off with daddy issues pouting in a headscarf using you as a photo op to take people’s minds off the fact that you can’t act and keep fucking married men. I’m just wondering….
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to the shallow pervy wannabe liz taylor and the he man-doll she has on her arm ....
Hey Angelina are you listening?
Give it up already! You are human, just as we are, bitch please. You want to help children in the world??????- build a fuckin' school in Africa, build a hospital they can actually use, who cares about your pouty lips in the magazines and your fuckin peace crusades, you are a joke with your crap Hollywood politics Mrs. Smith, and we all know it! We read you well my Jolie, we get it and we laugh at you!!!
We know you can afford to buy a country- why don't you??? buy Darfur grounds where the women are getting raped and dying, and save women and children if you want to be so damn humanitarian!!!!
cause you see Angie - regular people like us: teachers, cabbies, students, activists, we make $24,000 a year but sill manage to give $500 donations, and its more in percentage that you ever would give, so shove it!!!
Anarchy...take away their millions, they have done nothing to deserve it.
Angelina Jolie always pissed me to tears.
There's one thing I can't fucking stand when any celebrity does, and that is trying so hard to separate yourself from your peers while only proving yourself to be the exact same.
She's nothing special, and she never was, not even in the day when she wore vials of blood and declared a bunch of fucking knee-jerk bile about her sex life. Ten years ago, she was nothing but a sensationalist character with daddy issues.
What young, attention starved starlet with an identity crisis didn't behave the same way she did circa pre-earth mother bullshit?
I bet she's boring in bed too.
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She looks like Wednesday Addams, and she's halfway to Pugsley.
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God, she is getting creepier by the day. She used to be beautiful but her face is turning into wax now.
Angelina looks like Morticia without the sex appeal and if Brad's face falls anymore he will be Mr. Potato Head. They both used to be hot but now they have humped the hotness out of each other so Brad is no longer a "prize" to be won anyways.
And everyone knows that Angelina's crazy arse did not become a hunanitarian saintly soccer mom without selling her soul to the media. When she's out in public with the kids she's just itching to cut herself with one of the straws from their juice boxes.
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Nope. Not on their charitible distributions. But I don't see Jennifer visiting the troops or the children of poor nations. Angelina is not my favorite person in the world and Brad's an ass but I do give her credit for some of the things she does. And I think most of the big stars control their interviews.
So Crepella, every time Angelina visits the troops or brings along her make up team and professional photog to capture her moments with suffering third world children then jets off back to her French castle of filth this makes her better than oh?? Jimmy Carter or Nelson Mandella? I think not. You made me giggle...
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"and the last thing Geena Davis played was mother to a computer animated mouse." As much as I loathe Geena Davis' pretentious ass, I think her twins would beg to differ. Also, how does being a mother automatically elevate you to untouchable saint status? There are a lot of indifferent/crappy/abusive mothers in this world, so you better check yourself before you wreck yourself.
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Submitted by Creepella on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 8:35pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 8:31pm.
Nope. Not on their charitible distributions. But I don't see Jennifer visiting the troops or the children of poor nations. Angelina is not my favorite person in the world and Brad's an ass but I do give her credit for some of the things she does. And I think most of the big stars control their interviews.
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Yeah, but how many of these visits are genuine and how many are for good press? Maybe Jen doesn't feel the need to visit poor nations because she's not trying to fix her public image. It doesn't sound like Jolie is just trying to control her interviews. She's trying to control public perception. It's all smoke & mirrors with her.
Lets say we're friends and we both have a hundred dollars in our pocket. A Bum comes around the corner and asks for change and you give him a dollar but I decline. Does that make you better than me? I may have reasons why I don't want to give a dollar to a bum becase I want to actually take that dollar and buy a hamburger to feed another bum but I would not feel the need to discuss with anyone where and why I spend my money and for what cause. I'm not saying this is what Jennifer is doing, but there are a lot of celebs out there who give to causes. It may be because they believe in them or it could be for tax purposes. We don't know. I just can't understand how people would take this painted on PR image of this woman and idolize her for it. Remember the $4million they got for Shiloh that never actually got to any charities as of yet?
With that being said I'd have more respect for people who really take the time to give because they believe in something worthwhile, like I did today. (Yes I'm a famewhore because I'm a Gemini like Angie so I'm gonna tell my story)My car broke down two weks ago. Fucking muffler fell right off my beautiful BMW (long story)wiped me the fuck out til I was overdrawn by $60.00. Called my broke sister begging her to help me out. She put the money in and now I have 57cents left in my account. I got $40 cash to my damn name with two children to feed and Thanksgiving speeding towards me. I go to Publix to pick up some chicken and planned my damn budget precisely. I get to the counter and ring up my items. The cashier then asks me if I'd like to donate a dollar to feed the hungry. First I told her that I really didn't have it but then I thought about it. It could be worse for me. I could actually starve with my children, so I gave her the damn dollar. I felt good about it because that dollar was truly a gift from my heart and the depts of my pocket. I wrote this essay to say that these are the sort of actions that are done by everyday people who are struggling but reach deep to help others, it doesn't have to be monetary, it could be a gesture. These are the things folks should be focusing on. Not an asslipped famehwore.
Rant done. Bedtime so I can buy food for turkey day.
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Submitted by Lindalou on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 8:43pm.
I'm not confused at all. I like Angelina better then Jennifer always have.
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Submitted by Creepella on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 8:35pm.
See now this is where everyone is getting confused. They are under the impression that they have to chose one of Brads women over the other when in reality you dont have to give a rats ass about either of them.
In fact, right now, all over Hollywood, celebrities are cheating on their spouse/signficant others. If you must chose one party over another, at least pick something a little more current.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 8:31pm.
And I think most of the big stars control their interviews.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 8:31pm.
Nope. Not on their charitible distributions. But I don't see Jennifer visiting the troops or the children of poor nations.
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Just because you don't see it doesn't mean it doesn't happen.
80% of the money that Steven Speilberg has given away has been donated anonymously.
Of course if Aniston did visit the troops we would all know about it.
Frankly, I have no desire to defend Jennifer Aniston. But so much of what is labeld "doing good" by Angie is really just photo opps.
I think she's as genuine as Olestra and Splenda.
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You made me honk out loud laughing.
First of all, I KNOW you're gorgeous. And I always say that, too! (But I say "suck my dick") Makes Mr. Hekki laugh.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 8:31pm.
Nope. Not on their charitible distributions. But I don't see Jennifer visiting the troops or the children of poor nations. Angelina is not my favorite person in the world and Brad's an ass but I do give her credit for some of the things she does. And I think most of the big stars control their interviews.
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Submitted by Creepella on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 8:28pm.
Please hold your gunfire - but I think Angelina does alot of good. More then Jennifer Annisbutt or the rest of them.
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I see how one might get the impression or have the perception that she "does alot of good," but
how do you know what the "rest of them" are doing? Do you have access to their tax returns?
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Please hold your gunfire - but I think Angelina does alot of good. More then Jennifer Annisbutt or the rest of them.
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Submitted by Lindalou on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 8:20pm.
LOL
and anyhoo, Joseph Mengele was smart, too...
and not a very nice person.
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Geena Davis is a member of MENSA. She never got "persecuted."
and the last thing Geena Davis played was mother to a computer animated mouse.
I'll give you clever and conniving tho.
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Who makes fun of Mrs. K? I'll cut the bitches up I swear it!
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They don't make fun of ME because they don't know ME (I'm a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma) but they make fun of people with whom I share a certain facial characteristic.
Look, I think I'm gorgeous and anyone who doesn't agree can suck my cock.
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Submitted by Lindalou on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 8:11pm.
Why is she being persecuted for being intelligent?
First of all she is not intelligent, she is clever and connniving...big difference.
Secondly she is being "persecuted" for being a poser, a phony and a poser and liar liar pants on fire famewhore.
Geena Davis is a member of MENSA. She never got "persecuted."
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Ok shoot me in advance. Don't most celebrities hire someone to do just that? Isn't a celebrities image everything? Doesn't the fact that shes smart enough to do it herself say something?
I am not in love with these people by any means but at some point you have to cry foul. Why is she being persecuted for being intelligent?
Here we go again with the same tireless old debates. AJ is a succubus from hell. JA is a pathetic clingy loser who needs to get a life.
AJ is delusional and a liar. Its a fact.
Everyone needs to leave JA alone and who in the fuck cares at this point?
BP has poor hygiene that's a well known fact. And seems to be a real asshole towards his fans and seems to think a lot of himself.
JA and BP can have another for all I care and live in their French castle of filth and die of some disease contracted by their lack of personal hygiene. I feel for their children though, sounds as though their therapy bills will eat up whatever fortune mommy and daddy leave for them.
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Uh, no, Jen stated that "that stuff about how she couldnt wait to get to work everyday" was what was uncool. Yes I feel ashamed for reading the article but hey I need subway entertainment. I'm not a brangeloonie. I dislike all of them equally. I am of the opinion, though, that Angie can talk about her family and her life with brad. yes I think she goes too far sometimes, but everything Angie says seems to be taken as an attack against JA.
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Are we splitting hairs now? Whether she called her uncool because of admitting that she fell in love with Pitt on the set of MAMS or because Jolie said she couldn't wait to get to work everyday - they go hand and hand. It's so obvious that she couldn't wait to get to work everyday b/c she was falling in love with him! That's right I forgot it's time to start making Jen look like she's paranoid. He cheated. Jolie didn't refuse any of his advances. They're both assholes. Case closed.
I used to love AJ b/c she was unusual and hot-looking. Then she had to open her mouth and let us know how saintly she is...I am like that other person on here who will no longer go to either of these two twats' movies.
Hopefully, if their movies don't make money, they'll go away. Bring on the younger crew. We need a new AJ--anything to get rid of this one!!!
I gotta hand it to this bitch, she is a master at controlling her own PR. Notice she rarely gives does the interview circuit that other stars have to (Leno, Letterman, Oprah). She appears on Today and Larry King, I presume so she won't have to appeal to a live audience. Like someone else mentioned, Madonna is the Queen of PR, but the next hot young thing will come around and knock AJ off her perch.
On Angelina-
Isn't it more than obvious now that their relationship is on not-so-good grounds? Why else would you be panting to keep the journalism in control?
Second, adopting doesn't always mean you're a good person. Please, Brangeloonies, look up "Jim Jones and The Peoples Temple". He was one of the first white people to adopt children of different races in his state and managed to pull off the biggest massacre until September 11th.
And, it's so obvious to me now that Angelina has a Freudian problem with her father. She said she could never cheat with a man b/c of what her dad did to her mom, but we all know that she deep down wants to be the woman her dad cheated WITH. That's why she feels compelled to go after men who are attached and flaunt that around. It's because she's wanting to sleep with her daddy.
Lastly, how can anyone so hate Jennifer? I mean, she's so boring. If you hate her that much, you must resent her for being the victim that you're afraid you really are yourself deep down.
its bruce bitch...
When Jen and Brad got married, it was at the height of her Friends fame, and all of her yenta fans wanted to support her and she gives them ONE picture????? WHORE!!!!!!! BURN IN HELL!!!!!!! ANgelinga just understands that her fans want to support her and love her and she gives them every opportunity... People have wanted to see celebrity kids since Talkies were invented and if they don't get it.. FUCK THEM!!!
this stupid twatswab thinks her shit doesn't stink. she doesn't realize, most of america doesn't like her stank ass. and her boyfriend sucks too. i will never pay to see one of their movies again. it sucks, because i didn't see the coen brothers movie because of him, and now i won't be seeing the fincher film nor the tarantino film. i hate them. fuck these blowhard, sanctimonious pigs. go away already.
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