Mowgli From "The Jungle Book" Does Not Approve!
Asshole Simpson and Pete Wentz's Emo Baby decided to take his chances and finally come out, but he will probably regret that decision for the rest of his life! Asshole finally popped out a baby boy yesterday in Los Angeles after being pregnant for like 2 or 3 years at least! He weighed in at 7 lbs., 11 oz., and was 20 1/2 inches long and these two dumb fuck douche bags named the poor boy BRONX MOWGLI WENTZ. As if he didn't have it bad enough with these two as parents, the big-tittied frog as an aunt and Papa Joe as his pepaw. BRONX MOWGLI? He's probably already on his way to his lawyer's office to file for emancipation from his parents. Naming a kid that is child abuse.
I mean, BRONX MOWGLI? First of all, his initials are BMW! Trust me. That wasn't a coincidence. They just want free shit. Second of all, his short initials are BM. Third of all, the name Mowgli is already taken by that boy from "The Jungle Book"! I knew these short bus rejects would deliver a truly busted baby name, but they took the fucking cake, ate it, barfed it up and then ate it again.
A spokeswhore for Ass & Pete said, "Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!"
Correction: BMW is not happy. Ass and Pete may think he's crying, because he's a little baby, but that's not the case. He's crying because his name is BMW and he already hates life!!! With a name like BMW, he can either be a low-rent neighborhood rapper or a low-rent neighborhood DJ.
Somewhere in the world, Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale has stopped crying over his name and is finally smiling, because someone has an even fuglier name than him.
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I can't help it, I'm getting really really annoyed by all those celebfuckers who think they would do their kids a favor with such freak names. Don't tell us that name is unique. It's shit! Poor kid! And yes, Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale is horrible, too, but nothing compared to Bronx Mowgli! Jeez, get those parents some brain!!!!
Submitted by gigi jenkins on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 8:41am
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That dumb whore thinks she's ghetto Posh. Poor little fella.
Bronx? Sounds like a cheesy rip off of Posh's Brooklyn to me..
that poor friggin kid.
I think if I start now, I can have my child psych degree by the time some of these celeb kids are old enough for therapy. Talk about a gold mine.
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The next time you have a thought...LET IT GO.
can't wait for the Bronx and Brooklyn Beckham playdate!
What happened to Steven, Mark, Joseph, you know, *normal* names?!
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
Bronx Wentz? Well, that just rolls off the tongue.
*eye roll*
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
That poor poor baby - stuck with that name. Hopefully he did not get mama's original nose! Can he have plastic surgery before 1 year old???
Celebrities should be BANNED from naming their kids. What a couple of fucktards!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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It's now just a matter of time before "Myxlplyk" appears on one of these birth certificates. (Superman's arch enemy)
Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale is still so much worse
Zuma Nesta Rock sounds like angels pissing compared to Bronx Mowgli.
"Bronx Mowgli"?? I guess "Bronx Cheer" was just too obvious?