Mowgli From "The Jungle Book" Does Not Approve!
Asshole Simpson and Pete Wentz's Emo Baby decided to take his chances and finally come out, but he will probably regret that decision for the rest of his life! Asshole finally popped out a baby boy yesterday in Los Angeles after being pregnant for like 2 or 3 years at least! He weighed in at 7 lbs., 11 oz., and was 20 1/2 inches long and these two dumb fuck douche bags named the poor boy BRONX MOWGLI WENTZ. As if he didn't have it bad enough with these two as parents, the big-tittied frog as an aunt and Papa Joe as his pepaw. BRONX MOWGLI? He's probably already on his way to his lawyer's office to file for emancipation from his parents. Naming a kid that is child abuse.
I mean, BRONX MOWGLI? First of all, his initials are BMW! Trust me. That wasn't a coincidence. They just want free shit. Second of all, his short initials are BM. Third of all, the name Mowgli is already taken by that boy from "The Jungle Book"! I knew these short bus rejects would deliver a truly busted baby name, but they took the fucking cake, ate it, barfed it up and then ate it again.
A spokeswhore for Ass & Pete said, "Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!"
Correction: BMW is not happy. Ass and Pete may think he's crying, because he's a little baby, but that's not the case. He's crying because his name is BMW and he already hates life!!! With a name like BMW, he can either be a low-rent neighborhood rapper or a low-rent neighborhood DJ.
Somewhere in the world, Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale has stopped crying over his name and is finally smiling, because someone has an even fuglier name than him.
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 9:37am.
*sigh*
Always, always, ALWAYS, consult psychiatric texts
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Hell, I Googled that and found it in Wikipedia!
But, as I said before...Cro-Mags!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 9:32am.
Brooklyn Beckham thinks that's silly. Harlem Jones is offended.
Jermajesty thinks they're all beneath him.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
oh that's nice let's just assume that he will be a famous little prick like us..they did ever think that he might want to be a doctor? yeah a doctor named Bronx Wentz. O and Bronx really?? Because these two know so much about the bronx..omg poor child~Pain is Beauty
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 9:38am.
I spoke to Dolores Del Rio .... Pissed!
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 9:32am.
Brooklyn Beckham thinks that's silly. Harlem Jones is offended.
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Bwahahahaha...So does Orlando Bloom.
PS: Check your messages.
*sigh*
Always, always, ALWAYS, consult psychiatric texts before naming a child an uncommon name.
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 9:34am.
Mowgli Syndrome is a term that is often given to children that are found with severe cognitive and/or physical deficiencies that are not the result of any biological cause, but rather are due to severe neglect. These children originally comprised of two recognized categories
1. Victims of psychogenic dwarfism due to severe abuse and neglect by their parents or guardians, or
2. Feral children, who are children that grew up outside of the influence of civilization, and are sometimes reportedly raised by wild animals
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Well per #2, I guess Mowgli fits.
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The next time you have a thought...LET IT GO.
Seriously, ya'll expected anything else from these two?
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PUH-lease! They prolly haven't yet heard of meningitis!
Mowgli Syndrome is a term that is often given to children that are found with severe cognitive and/or physical deficiencies that are not the result of any biological cause, but rather are due to severe neglect. These children originally comprised of two recognized categories
1. Victims of psychogenic dwarfism due to severe abuse and neglect by their parents or guardians, or
2. Feral children, who are children that grew up outside of the influence of civilization, and are sometimes reportedly raised by wild animals
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News to me.
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These douchebags have to be stoned out of their fecking minds when they name these kids. How rude.
I hope all of these kids grow up and stage a monster protest against their parents. Then they round them up and put them on a ship with no captain and send it FAAAAR out to sea.
Rich and famous people suck.
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Ugliest name ever. BRONX?
And the baby prob. got his momma's schozz and their chin. Poor thing.
Their next child will be named Jamaica Queens or Staten Island or something . Fug
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Brooklyn Beckham thinks that's silly. Harlem Jones is offended.
A stupid name from two stupid douchenozzles. I didn't expect anything else.
Well, if we ever find out what Jason Lee named his daughter, we can make a final determination on worst celebrity baby name.
DUMBASSES!!!
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Have they never heard of Mowgli Syndrome?
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Morning, James! What a treat!
I knew something was up with that Jessucka but I couldn't put my finger on it. As for Angie-ing up the name - well, that goes without saying. I'm so glad you could help them:)
Have great day=)
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James Haven! Thanks for giving us the scoop.
*kisses*
This borders on child abuse, making a laughingstock out of their own baby for some cheap-ass publicity.
Have a great day, James Haven!
*muah*
And thanks for the story.
Jamesy! Gotta go to work but come over here and give me a quick one under the mistletoe!
Pete Wentz was born Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III, in Wilmette, Illinois, a suburb of Chicago, Illinois. I wikied it.
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SmOOches to all and a few bites on the neck to others!
Bronx is better then the name they originally picked: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Wentz!
James Haven talked Pete out of it. He told Pete that he should "Angie up" the name. And so Bronx is what they came up with. You didn't hear it from James Haven, bitches, but Jessica is crying in her oatmeal! She is so upset that her baby sister is married and has a babe of her own.
Jess wants to be married but fears the curse of the Yehcal (that's Lachey spelled backwards) is forever hanging over her head! Just goes to show you that you can't mess with a boy band. Look what happened to Britney and the curse of the Ekalrebmit!
James Haven is off to work. Katie Couric is his first appointment and that woman has pores the size of islands in the carribbean. Brad was on Oprah incase some of you missed. James Haven couldn't watch. He makes James Haven sick! What a phoney.
Have a great day!
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Bronx Wentz isn't a name. It's a bad Scrabble hand.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Are you kidding me. Somebody please tell me, is this giant fucking dorkface from the borough of the Bronx? I know that dumb bitch with the nose job isn't. It is just beyond weird that these assholes think they are trendy or some shit, naming their kids places they are probably too scared to walk in. Hilarious. I would wiki this nerd but I don't care that much. David Becks & whatever her name is with the plastic face, their child - brooklyn. I wanna punch those dumb whores in the face. No seriously.
Are you kidding me. Somebody please tell me, is this giant fucking dorkface from the borough of the Bronx? I know that dumb bitch with the nose job isn't. It is just beyond weird that these assholes think they are trendy or some shit, naming their kids places they are probably too scared to walk in. Hilarious. I would wiki this nerd but I don't care that much. David Becks & whatever her name is with the plastic face, their child - brooklyn. I wanna punch those dumb whores in the face. No seriously.
How long was she in labor? Her chin and his head do NOT make a good combination. Maybe that's why it took so long for her to pop it out.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
I am speechless. This is the worst baby name I've ever heard (worse than Audio Science or Pilot Inspektor!!) Say "Bronx Wentz" out loud. It has the most awful flow of any name ever. Maybe if their last name was something like "Martin", they could have gotten away with it.... but Bronx Wentz??? Really?!
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Bronx. Mowgli. Wentz.
Worst. Name. Ever.
And Bronx Wentz is impossible to say, so everyone will just call him Dumbass.
Ugh. I want to slap them both. But especially douche Pete. I just do.
Ahahahahahahahahahahaahha! Holy fucking chin! Just when you think two fucking rejects can't be any more pathetic..
If this child knows what's good for it he will hop into another cot and switch his tags with another baby IMMEDIATELY!! Or maybe he already has...
--thanks awfully--
Submitted by Callan on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 8:53am.
Fuck these bitches. This kid will probably end up Melendez-ing his dumbass twat parents for giving him such a shitty name (anybody watch 30 Rock last night?)
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ooh. No - but I will go there now!
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OMG. Bronx? Mowgli? BMW?
why not Ghetto Crack Ho Pocahontas while they re at it?
"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
He was said to be invited to an interview with his wife by a millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^^^^^. That sounds crazy!
Fucking hell the should of just named the thing Princess Jasmine or Agrabah.
And I know this is an old picture and all, but is Wentz wearing an ASCOT????? What a DOUCHE!!
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Submitted by lizardbits1 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 8:57am.
Hey! Let's take them to New Zealand! That's where Talulah Does the Hula From Hawaii lives! Remember how a judge penis slapped her parents and let the poor kid choose her own name? Good stuff.
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You said penis. *tee hee hee*
This just goes to show how selfish some people who procreate are. No consideration over the fact that the kid will probably try to drown himself in his Cheerios before he hits four because of his dog name.
Hey! Let's take them to New Zealand! That's where Talulah Does the Hula From Hawaii lives! Remember how a judge penis slapped her parents and let the poor kid choose her own name? Good stuff.
And what if Bronx lives up to his namesake? Or redoes the JLo song? "I'm still Bronx from..." Where the fuck are they from?
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Submitted by FarquharAmberschitz on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 8:53am.
They both need to be sterilized so this can't happen again.
you beat me to the punch, i was going to write that...
somebody sterilize them immediately
They both need to be sterilized so this can't happen again.
Bronx Mowgli sounds like someone let out a wet broccoli fart.
Fuck these bitches. This kid will probably end up Melendez-ing his dumbass twat parents for giving him such a shitty name (anybody watch 30 Rock last night?)
The middle name is horrifying, but try saying just his first and last name. Bronx Wentz. AWFUL. Nobody ever thinks how the two names will sound together.
I am so bored by these two I cannot think of anything to say.
Next.
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Pete sure looks fug there.
Mowgli!? I think King Louie would be a more fitting name. I blame snowpiece and her mowgli avitar for this.
CHEEZ-AY!
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Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 8:48am.
What a pair of dumb twats.
Children's Protective Services should take that kid away while he's still got a chance, change his name and get him into the witness protection program.
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Thanks for my first laugh of the day.
You took the words right out of my mouth. But I will add - what the hell are these asswipes thinking with the names they pick? All of them have lost touch with reality.
What a pair of dumb twats. That poor child is already saddled with the fact that his face is made up of 50% of each of these assholes and now a dumbass name. He will be the bullies biggest target on the playground.
Children's Protective Services should take that kid away while he's still got a chance, change his name and get him into the witness protection program.
I wonder what Papa Joe has planned already for him. I bet he already has the magazine cover negotiations in full swing and is trying to score a Barbara Walters sit down too.
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That lil emo is going to be even more depressed now that his loser parents named him that lame name,someone needs to put that baby on suicide watch.
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Epic fail. Poor kid.
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so i'm thinking they will have the kid watch junglebook and proudly tell him he was named after the disney movie?? her singing career has tanked so i'm thinking her kid will be her next promotion--and his manager will of course be papa joe!
Well at least it seems she let nature take its corse an did no have a scheduled C-section. I give her props for that.
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