Mowgli From "The Jungle Book" Does Not Approve!
Asshole Simpson and Pete Wentz's Emo Baby decided to take his chances and finally come out, but he will probably regret that decision for the rest of his life! Asshole finally popped out a baby boy yesterday in Los Angeles after being pregnant for like 2 or 3 years at least! He weighed in at 7 lbs., 11 oz., and was 20 1/2 inches long and these two dumb fuck douche bags named the poor boy BRONX MOWGLI WENTZ. As if he didn't have it bad enough with these two as parents, the big-tittied frog as an aunt and Papa Joe as his pepaw. BRONX MOWGLI? He's probably already on his way to his lawyer's office to file for emancipation from his parents. Naming a kid that is child abuse.
I mean, BRONX MOWGLI? First of all, his initials are BMW! Trust me. That wasn't a coincidence. They just want free shit. Second of all, his short initials are BM. Third of all, the name Mowgli is already taken by that boy from "The Jungle Book"! I knew these short bus rejects would deliver a truly busted baby name, but they took the fucking cake, ate it, barfed it up and then ate it again.
A spokeswhore for Ass & Pete said, "Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!"
Correction: BMW is not happy. Ass and Pete may think he's crying, because he's a little baby, but that's not the case. He's crying because his name is BMW and he already hates life!!! With a name like BMW, he can either be a low-rent neighborhood rapper or a low-rent neighborhood DJ.
Somewhere in the world, Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale has stopped crying over his name and is finally smiling, because someone has an even fuglier name than him.
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Sheeps,
Slovene contains fewer letters than our alphabet does, but three special characters:
Č, Š, Ž
They're actually pretty simple: the little mark on top just adds an "h" sound to the letter. So Č is "ch".
You can probably figure out this English word spelled in Slovene *I often see it in supermarkets):
Čips
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:47am.
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*rubbing eyes, kicking tequila bottle out of the way*
Migraineuse....is that really you...or is someone playing a joke?
The name is a mini tongue twister. I can't say it three times fast correctly.
Stupid parents. Stupid name. Poor kid.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:45am.
I have no idea. Is it the same alphabet, at least? With accents or something?
Just more proof that retards shouldn't be allowed to breed
Hi Christine the Hoff!
And hi to all the other sluts. I have been lurking once a week or so, when I can get to a town with internet, but usually not long enough to log in and chat. But I haven't forgotten you skanks!
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mmmkay, I am just gonna call him Beemer. Beamer? He will thank me for it later. Try it, see? Much better.
Hi, BradiAndersonful, the little black kitteh is rapidly becoming a big black kitteh whilst tearing up my house.
Sheeps, most African nations have easier languages than Slovenia. Actually the whole rest of the world has easier languages, except perhaps Hungary and wherever that African place is where the natives talk with those clicking noises.
Slovene is BIZARRE. I can still manage just a few words. But the country is still green and beautiful, even in November!
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Submitted by Cunty LaRue on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:32am.
Do you think either of them have ever even been to the Bronx?
I seriously doubt it!
Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:32am.
I'm going to pop out twins some day and name them:
El Bradiful Tigerlilly Bastardo the Hoff
and
WhatTheFuck WereMyAssholeParentsThinking.
high you hot slut!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
They would get the shit beat out of them if they were to really go to the bronx with their shit.
Try standing on some corners there doing your rich kid emo shit there you tards OH MY GOD!
You guys ever heard of Getting Caught in Cross Fire? Oh no? Oh well its a great new band and you can only hear them on special corners in the Bronx. Just stand there and wait for it.
How about you guys get to making a baby girl and you can name her South Central L.A.? Getting Caught in Cross Fire plays there too!
Fools! Little Suburban Texas Fools!
YOU GUYS ARE SO VANILLA ICE RIGHT NOW! LMAO!
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Bronx Mowgli?
BMW?
They have ruined a lovely morning, Skeletina getting served by the media, Guy is free at last free at last and Mel Tang won Caption This, now this.
Morning Killers.
Oh wait, they might name their next kid that.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:34am.
Hey, you. I wondered where you went. Slovenia? Africa, right?
Morning, James! What a treat!
I knew something was up with that Jessucka but I couldn't put my finger on it. As for Angie-ing up the name - well, that goes without saying. I'm so glad you could help them:)
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Migraineuse on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:34am
Hi HWORE!!!
(it's Bradiful, 'member?)
Is that you're new wittle kitteh fwend?
Happy Holidays slut.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
The chin kept him in.
I bet Angelina is mad they took one of the few boys names ending in X.
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I was thinking the same thing.
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Hi, all you Dlisted skanks. I STILL don't have internet at home in the trackless Slovenian wilds, and we're not getting internet for 2 years and only THEN if 50% of the elderly, non-computer-literate population votes for it.
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I'm going to pop out twins some day and name them:
El Bradiful Tigerlilly Bastardo the Hoff
and
WhatTheFuck WereMyAssholeParentsThinking.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Do you think either of them have ever even been to the Bronx?
St. Angie is gonna be pissed. "Bronx" was on her approved list of names ending in "X" for the male members of her child army. Guess she's going to have to go with "Apex" or "Helix" now.
What is wrong with celebs? I mean, really? Do they think they are above having to name their children someone normal names?
Good thing is, when these kids get old enough, they can change their names.
I mean Zuma Nesta Rock, Apple, and now Bronx Mowgli. This is getting ridiculous. And I thought Soule Moonfry (have no idea how she spells it) was bad. It just keeps getting worse.
Wow, Bronx Mowgli...*shaking head*...
AnyPilotInspektor, the lawyers should start drafing the emancipation papers now.
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You fargin sneaky bastage!
that poor baby wont only have a crap name, but it will also have a mega chin, no neck & look like a monkey.
You know they did this just to be original.... they are so deluded that they think their baby is too special to be given a "normal" name. Guess what twats? Everybody in Hollywood names their kids some ridiculous name that isn't even fit for circus monkey.
If you really wanted to be original, you would have named your kid John or Brian.
Notcher Fodder
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Although I reluctantly think celebrities have the right to bear children--I don't think they should have the right to name them.
helll thats why he aint want to come out
he hates his parents already
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The worst part is these two useless poseur wannabees named their tadpole Bronx Mowgli to try and fit in with the cool child abusers who name their kids, Scout, Rumor and Tallulah, Kingston and Zuma, Hazel and Phinneas, Apple and Moses, Suri, Pilot Inspektor, Moxie Crimefighter, and Mad, Pax, Zee, Shiloh, Viv and Knox.
Newflash Mr. and Mrs. Douchewentz: The cool kids are assholes for naming their children after voices they hear in their heads, and you're still not cool.
Stupid name
He totally looks like Magilla Gorilla in that pic.
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cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Watts Jackson.
My suggestion: Philadelphia Jafar
This is fun!
Seattle Mulan.
Omaha Bambi.
You know, you could name a lot of people using the town/Disney character combination.
Boston Dumbo
Atlanta Pinocchio
Vicksburg Cinderella
Sacramento Lightning McQueen
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
They think they are so cool but they are just loser kids.
Mike ~ LMAO!
If I ever have a kid, I'm going to name him/her: Cutlet Lucite
Actually, I'm thinking of getting a new puppy & naming it Brangeloonie.
Not sure how my dachsund would feel about another dog.
I've come to an important decision, folks. Should I ever have the misfortune of having a child, I'm going to name him/her Salacious B. Crumb, after Jabba the Hutt's little pet in Return of the Jedi.
I'd be curious to see what Papa Joe is asking People or Us or Star magazines to pay for the cover story on his BM. And with Jessica Simpson now singing at Bingo parlors, the money ain't going "to charity".
His nick could be Bromo? That's emo, right?
I bet Angelina is mad they took one of the few boys names ending in X.
Kipling is spinning in his fucking grave. I wikied this up about the name Mowgli "In the stories, the name Mowgli is said to mean "frog". Kipling made up the name, and it "does not mean 'frog' in any language other than the language of the forest." Kipling stated that the first syllable of "Mowgli" should rhyme with "cow" and is pronouced this way in Britain, while in America it is almost always pronounced to rhyme with "go"" Well, maybe the douches thought Mowgli meant frog and are honoring his idiot aunt. ~~It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.
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Faux emo baby isn't ever going to crawl...he's going to go straight to the running and get away from his short bus riding parents.
2. Feral children, who are children that grew up outside of the influence of civilization, and are sometimes reportedly raised by wild animals
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Have we created a new slang term...start referring to the Spears kids et al as "Mowglies"?
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Submitted by LittleJo on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 9:50am.
does anyone else think Pete actually *looks* a bit like Mowgli ??
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I do!!! When I first seen this post I thought Pete was going to play Mowgli in the jungle book
broadway adaptation.
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
does anyone else think Pete actually *looks* a bit like Mowgli ??