Mowgli From "The Jungle Book" Does Not Approve!
Asshole Simpson and Pete Wentz's Emo Baby decided to take his chances and finally come out, but he will probably regret that decision for the rest of his life! Asshole finally popped out a baby boy yesterday in Los Angeles after being pregnant for like 2 or 3 years at least! He weighed in at 7 lbs., 11 oz., and was 20 1/2 inches long and these two dumb fuck douche bags named the poor boy BRONX MOWGLI WENTZ. As if he didn't have it bad enough with these two as parents, the big-tittied frog as an aunt and Papa Joe as his pepaw. BRONX MOWGLI? He's probably already on his way to his lawyer's office to file for emancipation from his parents. Naming a kid that is child abuse.
I mean, BRONX MOWGLI? First of all, his initials are BMW! Trust me. That wasn't a coincidence. They just want free shit. Second of all, his short initials are BM. Third of all, the name Mowgli is already taken by that boy from "The Jungle Book"! I knew these short bus rejects would deliver a truly busted baby name, but they took the fucking cake, ate it, barfed it up and then ate it again.
A spokeswhore for Ass & Pete said, "Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!"
Correction: BMW is not happy. Ass and Pete may think he's crying, because he's a little baby, but that's not the case. He's crying because his name is BMW and he already hates life!!! With a name like BMW, he can either be a low-rent neighborhood rapper or a low-rent neighborhood DJ.
Somewhere in the world, Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale has stopped crying over his name and is finally smiling, because someone has an even fuglier name than him.
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I think we need to engage a Committee on Fair Baby Naming to approve all baby names from now on and invoke capital punishment on all parents who give their kids no chance for a normal life by naming them obnoxiously. First up...the parents who named their child Apple.
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oh hell, i just read about this and had to make a beeline for dlisted.
i knew michaelK would have a field day with mowgli
Submitted by The C word on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:42am.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow, these busted ass motherfuckers took the cake, ate it, threw it up and made the newborn eat that shit.
ugh.
you know those bitches couldn't even FIND The Bronx on a fucking map on the fucking subway TO The Bronx.
bitches. fucking bitches.
Did you expect anything classic or even semi decent from these fuckheads? A name that would give him a fighting chance in life? One that would not get his resume tossed just from one glance?
I think the one thing more annoying than the spate of designer multiples is the contest they have who can name their kid the most fucked up, pseudo creative artsy name. Wait, they did it b/c they are so punk rock! Fucking joke.
That name is truly awful. I am at a loss for words.
What happened to Pete's neck?
It's so bad I have no words. Poor baby.
yo...the Bronx' too cool of a place to be disgraced like this......idiots
I LIVE IN THE BRONX!!
Asslee and Pete Wentz are giving the place a bad name with Mowgli.
FUCKERS!
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Bronx Mowgli....that poor kid will be the butt of so many jokes LOL smdh
I can see it now. Kid comes home from school, throws his shit down to the floor and goes on a screaming rampage asking his dodo bird, cokehead rockstar parents why in hell did they name him Bronx Mowgli.
Zuma Nest Tea will get it bad too.
I think they named him after the Gargoyle Dog, Bronx. Anyone remember Disney's Gargoyles?
http://www.loony-archivist.com/gargs/bronx.jpg
Someone was on a Disney Kick. Or maybe the child just resembles him? I demand Pics!!!
As someone with a funky name, I feel so bad for this kid. Mowgli? WTF were they thinking?
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I can't wait until 20 years from now, when the collaborative tell-all comes out and all the current celebrity babies talk about how much they hate their dumbass parents.
I mean...Bronx? Really?
Apple, Moses, PilotInspektor, Harley Quinn, Pooface?
Ok so the last one hasn't happened yet. But it will!
I still can't get over how fucking stupid that name is......I still think Emo Black Wentz would have been more fitting.
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wtf where they high on when they setteled on this name?
She just wanted to take the name Bronx before Angelina did, since AJ has some facination with using names that end in X.
Thanks KD, thanks Deb. For some reason the mowglee doesn;t sound as stupid as "Bronx"
unbelievable
Submitted by gyeah on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:35am.
It's MOW-glee, I think.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
gyeah- it is pronounced moe-glee
Sorry Salem, but Zuma is a stupid name too....heehee
at least Zuma has cool good looking parents though.
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they'll be lucky if he makes it out of pre-K alive with that handle ...
http://lifeisacookie.wordpress.com/2008/11/21/the-name-game/
Rocket on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:34am.
I bet Angelina is mad they took one of the few boys names ending in X.
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Haahaahaaaa they still have Fux and Sux.
BRONX?
fucking BRONX??!!!
what a pair of ASSHOLES! These two do NOT have enough pull in Hollywood to keep that kid from getting the shit kicked out of it!
I am going to puke.
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Have those retards ever been to Bronx, NY? Bronx is the crappiest city in NY. So getto and dirt poor. Mowgli is even dumber than Bronx. That poor fugly kid. I bet he'll change his name as soon as he can.
Poor kid is almost predestined to have lazy eye and a lisp....
"What's your name?"
"Bwonx."
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You fargin sneaky bastage!
Were they even considering the kid's future? 25 years from now is this going to help the kid?
Oh well.
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i'm kind of glad that here in germany there are rules about what names you are allowed to give to your children ^^. in the old days you were only allowed to give names that already existed but now you're also allowed to create names, but if the name is TOO stupid you can't do it. soem time ago, a woman wanted to call her girl "Pfefferminz" (peppermint) but they didn't let her do it. you also can't give a boy a girl's way and the other way round!
this was today's lesson about germany :D. okay, i'll shut up.
How does one pronounce "Mowgli"? Like Moolie? Honest inquiry. I don't watch Disney films and i have never heard this word before.
edit: i think that Zuma Nesta Rock mess was a hoax, i saw that kid's name somewhere and there's was no "Nesta Rock" in there. It was some british sounding thing.
They need to avoid the rush and tattoo a bullseye on his forehead now.
Bronx? Didn't Posh name her kid Brooklyn or East Village or something. And you leave GWEN ALLLOOOONNNEEEE! Zuma is a...cute...name.
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Firstly, they totally bit off Posh and Becks naming their kid Brooklyn. Unfortunately, Ash and Wentz picked the most fucked up borough of NYC, (Actutally, no they coulda named the kid Staten Island, that woulda been jacked!) Even JLo doesn't go to the Bronx except for photo ops. Anyway, this name will just assure that this kid will get his ass kicked on every sidewalk in New York City.
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Ha, you can tell they are west coast. Everyone in NYC knows it THE Bronx!!
Let's see who in fuck names their kid Staten Island
Okay, skanks, I have to go. Hopefully I'll be able to log in a few times a week or something like that, but if not, don't give Sheeps any more of your money. ;)
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horrible. that's a "beat the piss outta me" name.
i see this kid and Zuma Rossdale filing petitions for legal name changes as soon as they're able to.
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These stupid fucking celebrities, do they think naming their child is a fucking GAME or something?? Lets see who can come up with the most ridiculous name for their baby and get the most press because of it. Fuck, this makes me irrationally ANGRY for some reason. Meh, I better go get some more caffiene.
What a stupid name...will they call him Boogie Down for short?
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Bronx Mowgli? What kind of fuckery is that?
I look at them & think "hopefully the baby will look like Ashley" then I remember what she used to look like. Morph their faces together... poor kid.
Submitted by Capitanne on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:17am.
Staten Island Shazam
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That will be my child's name.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:13am.
That HWORE! Where's my cut?!?
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:34am.
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Hi, all you Dlisted skanks. I STILL don't have internet at home in the trackless Slovenian wilds, and we're not getting internet for 2 years and only THEN if 50% of the elderly, non-computer-literate population votes for it.
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MIGRANEUSE!!!! Missed you. That's horrible about the internet situation. I'd threaten each and every one of those old people with burning poo on their porches unless they agree to vote for it!
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The Bronx sounds like the lower rent side of a name; it's as if they couldn't afford the name Brooklyn or Manhattan. If the baby had been a girl, they would have named her Queens...or Queenz...to make it cool and classy.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:12am.
Morning, Sluts! Now, cutting the chase:
"Bronx"? Good god, could these alleged parents be more retarded? Why not name him "Queens"?
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They are saving that one for the kids baby sister, who should be coming in about a year.
And good moanin' to you!
Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:00am.
Sluttsville, it is I, Migraineuse!
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Sheeps told everyone that you had moved on to the other side...he didn't say the other side of the world. We had a nice eulogy and several readers gave Sheeps money to cover the cost of the flowers. Welcome back, it is nice to see you post again, even in a Bronx Mongolian thread.
Uh...Sheeps, we need to talk.
Morning, Sluts! Now, cutting the chase:
"Bronx"? Good god, could these alleged parents be more retarded? Why not name him "Queens"?
"Hoboken" has a nice ring to it, too. (NOT)
Hilareous! BMW or BM! That poor kid.
What!?! Further proof that some people just shouldn't be allowed to reproduce...
Sluttsville, it is I, Migraineuse!
If I were playing a joke on you all, I'd be a lot funnier right now!
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