His Royal Peen!
Prince William got caught by a pap giving a golden shower to a fence during one of his polo match and you can see his royal turtle smiling for the cameras. Actually, I think it's frowning. It wants some fucking privacy. And you can tell Prince William is a royal, because he holds his peen all classy-like. He probably shakes it with his pinky up.
If these were pictures of Prince Hot Ginge, I'd probably be running to the hospital, because my genitals would have exploded. Although, I doubt a pap could ever get a clear picture of Hot Ginge's peen. His ginge pubies are so shiny and magnificent that they blind cameras. Bitches have to wear cataract glasses when going down on him.
Anyway, Prince Willy's willy is after the jump. Don't lick the screen please. That could be dangers. JUMP!!!
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:36pm.
What kind of grip is that? The two finger pool cue bank shot?
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lol! Cue ballin'!
Give the prince a break. He had to see a man about a horse.
What kind of grip is that? The two finger pool cue bank shot?
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
NO PRINCE HOT GINGE, NO PEACE!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
well, when you gotta go, you gotta go...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
not circumcised?
***Submitted by QueenOfTrashin on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 10:56pm.
He must be an excellent fuck.
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Really? Why?
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
Submitted by SkyBitch on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:22pm.
He's using 240 volts though!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:19pm.
Submitted by QueenOfTrashin on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 10:56pm.
He must be an excellent fuck.
He's probably a real peen in the ass.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Willy needs one of these:
http://www.uroclub.org/
maybe in a polo stick version...
***Submitted by cowboyinsweden on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:17pm.
Um, you guys, am I the only one who recognizes that as an electric fence he's peeing on? Fuck! Even horses know not to pee on that shit!
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LMAO! Electric Peen Action!
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I've experienced EPA before, but it was a lot different.
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
makes me wanna pee
**whatever**
Submitted by QueenOfTrashin on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 10:56pm.
He must be an excellent fuck.
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Ask his cousin.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by QueenOfTrashin on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 10:56pm.
He must be an excellent fuck.
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yeah, alone with his hand.
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Submitted by MJF on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 10:27pm.
Um, you guys, am I the only one who recognizes that as an electric fence he's peeing on? Fuck! Even horses know not to pee on that shit!
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LMAO! Electric Peen Action!
That would be a lil' creepy. :O
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The fence was the last thing I was looking at love, eek!
looks good to me...big
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Oh my god he's still squirting!
AAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhh it should've been Harry, that would have been too Magnificent.
Aaaaah...Premium bud, yeah...We cool monkey, we cool...Look here, I was savin' this for xmas and all, but I got on me some Borax extract 10x...Oh, yeah, Monkey...this the real deal...and *lookin' lef'...lookin' right...*...You din't get this shit from me...Yeah, this all the rocks I got...don't burn 'em all in one place, Monks...
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First the William S Burroughs post, now this!
It's like drugstore cowboy in here. Instead of dilaudid we have borax.
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***Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:11pm.
Hence, your familiarity
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HEY, leave my family out of this. This is between you and me.
hehehe
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:09pm.
And yet, centuries of inbreeding hasn't given them a 3rd hand, to grip the back of their 1st cousin's head.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
OH MY GOD. Look at that closeup again. Doesn't it look exactly like Chyna Doll's genitalia????
*hurls*
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
Submitted by SkyBitch on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:10pm.
Hence, your familiarity
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 10:57pm.
Doing very well. Unlike the inbred above, I haven't held enough penises to develop a trademark grip.
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LMAO! I guess inbreds have their own way of holding the peen. From what I can see...like a cig...fingers down. Hmmmm...interesting.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
***Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:07pm.
You called it a grip when you held it!
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Nooooo, you must have misunderstood. I said "CLIT"!
Bwahahahaha! <3
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:05pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:01pm.
Mine hasn't complained. And those salad tongs are COLD.
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Yeah but he's giving it a big hug with his other hand! (I totally noticed that!) So - it's like: something warm and friendly and something kinda kinky! I should watch men pee more often.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<
Submitted by SkyBitch on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:05pm.
You called it a grip when you held it!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:01pm.
Mine hasn't complained. And those salad tongs are COLD.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
***Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 10:57pm.
Doing very well. Unlike the inbred above, I haven't held enough penises to develop a trademark grip.
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I don't think holding something between your thumb and fingertip really qualifies as a 'grip', sweetie.
*TOTALLY kidding! You know I heart you. I just couldn't help myself, sorry! :)
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 10:54pm.
Aaaaah...Premium bud, yeah...We cool monkey, we cool...Look here, I was savin' this for xmas and all, but I got on me some Borax extract 10x...Oh, yeah, Monkey...this the real deal...and *lookin' lef'...lookin' right...*...You din't get this shit from me...Yeah, this all the rocks I got...don't burn 'em all in one place, Monks...
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*deeeeep sniff* Mmmmm...niiiice! *eyes rolling back* *thunk!*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
What a STUPID pap! If he would have just scrolled down a bit, he would have captured Kim Kardashian on her knees with her mouth open.
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 10:57pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 10:54pm.
Doing very well. Unlike the inbred above, I haven't held enough penises to develop a trademark grip.
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Um...I kinda like a guy who has special ways to hold his penis. DAYUM! Is THAT wrong? I SO know I'm gonna end up wrong here!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<
Damn. I've been dreaming of that since I was 12.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 10:54pm.
Doing very well. Unlike the inbred above, I haven't held enough penises to develop a trademark grip.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
He must be an excellent fuck.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 10:48pm.
Socky!!!!!!
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TV!!! *jumping off top of hamper into your arms*
*little sock monkey hug & smooches* How are you doing? You doing okay?
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 10:47pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 10:42pm.
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*gulp* *shaking in my little sock monkey stilettos* Yeah, I wear 'em!! Been scouring the wrong side of town looking to score some high grade Borax. Nothing but generic shit!! Anywhore...here's some high grade 'nip....bitch!
*handing over a HUGE bag of top shelf nip* Enjoy!
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Aaaaah...Premium bud, yeah...We cool monkey, we cool...Look here, I was savin' this for xmas and all, but I got on me some Borax extract 10x...Oh, yeah, Monkey...this the real deal...and *lookin' lef'...lookin' right...*...You din't get this shit from me...Yeah, this all the rocks I got...don't burn 'em all in one place, Monks...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 10:45pm.
Lintosuction - you can see the fresh darning on her poly-cotton ass.
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You said..*sniff* *sob*.....p-p-poly.....
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by z-listed on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 10:43pm.
What is with you guys???
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So, I went to look it up and, apparently, it's all about a bad attitude:)
They CAN hold it - but they don't want to.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<
Socky!!!!!!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 10:42pm.
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*gulp* *shaking in my little sock monkey stilettos* Yeah, I wear 'em!! Been scouring the wrong side of town looking to score some high grade Borax. Nothing but generic shit!! Anywhore...here's some high grade 'nip....bitch!
*handing over a HUGE bag of top shelf nip* Enjoy!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by suze on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 10:06pm.
Outstanding.
I can't believe the number of people surprised at this.
He's out in the open - at a polo match in the country on his property.
Who amongst us hasn't taken a slash outdoors.
Lighten up.
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The memory of that poison ivy has never left me.
Scared for life.
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I think that's a scale model, an actual penis requires more than 2 fingers to properly aim.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 10:42pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 10:30pm.
He done look like he milking a cow...moooooooo!
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Where the hell has your sorry lint pickin' monkey ass been???
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Lintosuction - you can see the fresh darning on her poly-cotton ass.
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What is with you guys??? Can't you hold it long enough to at least piss in private?
I swear, you think that thing gives you the right to pee anywhere and everywhere you want. I once saw a man, obviously on his way home form work in London, dressed in a suit, carrying a briefcase and a paper, whip it out in a side street, full daylight, and piss against a building. RIGHT IN DOWNTOWN LONDON!!! The rest of us walking behind him had to walk in the street to avoid the stream running down the sidewalk!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 9:18pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 9:13pm.
ooh...I just had a god awful thought...Thanks to Prince Willy's lil' epi-scandal with lil' turtle necked Willy, the Queen will put the kabosh on public Prince peen and we will NEVER see Prince Hot Ginge's red hot! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Pray for camp photos.
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Hopefully he won't be dressed as a nazi in those. ar ar
sorry.
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Wow. It's kinda hot he holds it. Is that wrong?
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No shame, gf. No shame. I totally got sparked looking at that chubby peen. lol
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Coolio:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 10:30pm.
He done look like he milking a cow...moooooooo!
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Where the hell has your sorry lint pickin' monkey ass been??? I've been scouring the laundromats and grocery store 'laundry detergent' aisles in every skeezy section of town for your monkey ass...Yeah, I heard you was passed out cold in a Publix behind a "broken" box of Tide Ultra Clean...ruined your lil' monkey Blackberry from cuttin' lines on it...Dumbass monkey...So, where my 'nip at? Huh, bitch? You promised me some Killer Cat nip, and I ain't playin' around, Monkey....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Let me to make some fucking sense. I see my name up there but I'm ignoring it right how.
Wow. It's kinda hot how he holds it. Is it wrong that it makes me do kegels?
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 10:35pm.
Wow. It's kinda hot he holds it. Is that wrong?
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No shame, gf. No shame. I totally got sparked looking at that chubby peen. lol
It probably gets nice and fat when it's hard.
-Shtephy