His Royal Peen!
Prince William got caught by a pap giving a golden shower to a fence during one of his polo match and you can see his royal turtle smiling for the cameras. Actually, I think it's frowning. It wants some fucking privacy. And you can tell Prince William is a royal, because he holds his peen all classy-like. He probably shakes it with his pinky up.
If these were pictures of Prince Hot Ginge, I'd probably be running to the hospital, because my genitals would have exploded. Although, I doubt a pap could ever get a clear picture of Hot Ginge's peen. His ginge pubies are so shiny and magnificent that they blind cameras. Bitches have to wear cataract glasses when going down on him.
Anyway, Prince Willy's willy is after the jump. Don't lick the screen please. That could be dangers. JUMP!!!
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Submitted by Poison Candy Apple on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:28pm.
Submitted by trinell05 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:04pm.
Okay, just chill. And trust me; there's a pill out there with your name on it to calm you down. It's possible that the FDA can't approve such high doses of it yet, but don't worry, your day will come. And it's a website!! But I guess being on here for 2 years proves that you're kinda devoted to this place, so I'll just step down now.
Just curious, though...Is your husband Terrence Howard, or are you related to him in anyway? I've always imagined him to have this crazy temper where his eyes turn red... You're just givin me weird vibes, that's all.
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You're telling me to chill?
You were the one thinking I personally called you a bitch.
And no I am not married to Terrence fucking Howard.
I don't need a fucking pill, either. I need people to respect me, which has never been a problem on this site before. I come here, I read, if I have the time or the desire, I comment a snarky stupid comment and never call anyone out. And vice versa. I don't post everyday and in fact I don't read here everyday. But I do know that when I post here, people respect me and I respect them. Unfortunately, you and I haven't gotten off on that foot. Which is very odd, being I have never had a problem here before unless it was ComingBack's ass with his tennis cans and green beans.
Are you ComingBack? Are you married to Comingback? Because I am sure they had mad crazy skills at kung fu- yo. TAX DAT BOOT.
"I'm not lovable anymore. Deal with it."
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Lol. You're fun. Asking for respect on the internet. That's hilarious. I bet it would be nice to be married to this ComingBack(who is that???) guy. We could have oodles and noodles of fun together, messin with you...
Seasoned coaches advise a modified forehand or "garden hose" grip for a smooth and drip-free stroke.
Hey, PCA! Me here (fonty woman). Love ya, hon. As LTC and you and many others here have said...a fairly sizeable limp dick is nuttin' to sneeze at and if it grows...WOWIE WOW WOW! Maybe I'm st00pid for thinkin' the Prince is hung but I see you and a lot of folks agreed with me so we can't ALL be wrong. :)
Comingback Nostalgia. Good times. I wonder if CB was hung? lol
Submitted by Poison Candy Apple on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:28pm.
Awww why didnt you like Coming Back?
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Submitted by trinell05 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:04pm.
Okay, just chill. And trust me; there's a pill out there with your name on it to calm you down. It's possible that the FDA can't approve such high doses of it yet, but don't worry, your day will come. And it's a website!! But I guess being on here for 2 years proves that you're kinda devoted to this place, so I'll just step down now.
Just curious, though...Is your husband Terrence Howard, or are you related to him in anyway? I've always imagined him to have this crazy temper where his eyes turn red... You're just givin me weird vibes, that's all.
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You're telling me to chill?
You were the one thinking I personally called you a bitch.
And no I am not married to Terrence fucking Howard.
I don't need a fucking pill, either. I need people to respect me, which has never been a problem on this site before. I come here, I read, if I have the time or the desire, I comment a snarky stupid comment and never call anyone out. And vice versa. I don't post everyday and in fact I don't read here everyday. But I do know that when I post here, people respect me and I respect them. Unfortunately, you and I haven't gotten off on that foot. Which is very odd, being I have never had a problem here before unless it was ComingBack's ass with his tennis cans and green beans.
Are you ComingBack? Are you married to Comingback? Because I am sure they had mad crazy skills at kung fu- yo. TAX DAT BOOT.
"I'm not lovable anymore. Deal with it."
Okay, just chill. And trust me; there's a pill out there with your name on it to calm you down. It's possible that the FDA can't approve such high doses of it yet, but don't worry, your day will come. And it's a website!! But I guess being on here for 2 years proves that you're kinda devoted to this place, so I'll just step down now.
Just curious, though...Is your husband Terrence Howard, or are you related to him in anyway? I've always imagined him to have this crazy temper where his eyes turn red... You're just givin me weird vibes, that's all.
Submitted by Poison Candy Apple on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 9:57am.
Submitted by trinell05 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 9:43am.
But are you in a happy marriage?
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Um. yea. VERY. my husband's packing, honey. And where the fuck did that come from? I didn't personally attack you.
"I'm not lovable anymore. Deal with it."
You called me a bitch. And you brought your personal life, in a sense, onto this site, so prepare to get a couple of comments.
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Ok, now you gotta prepare for what I am about to comment back to you...
First off, I wasn't CALLING YOU A BITCH. I said "BITCHES". I hadn't even read your comment being it was right before mine and when I read the feed it wasn't even on the godamn site, yet.
Had you read that comment correctly instead of deciding to take that personally, you would be aware of that. But I did not single you out or call you a bitch specifically.
You- on the other hand singled me out and asked me a fucking question about me that is obvious since I am here talking about my husband's mother fucking penis. So there, is where you're wrong.
Secondly, obviously I have been around a penis or two since I have a husband and am experienced enough to fucking know that a flaccid penis isn't going to look like an erect penis ready for action. Of course it looks small, it's FUCKING FLACCID. HE IS PISSING not starring in a porn!
Please do not fuck with me. I have been on Dlisted for almost 2 years and never have had a problem with anyone. So read shit before you single people out and start problems.
"I'm not lovable anymore. Deal with it."
I've always been jealous that men can just whip it out and pee so easily. Us bitches have to find somewhere to squat and usually get it all over our clothes. Lucky bastards you are.
"It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines."
Submitted by Poison Candy Apple on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 9:57am.
Submitted by trinell05 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 9:43am.
But are you in a happy marriage?
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Um. yea. VERY. my husband's packing, honey. And where the fuck did that come from? I didn't personally attack you.
"I'm not lovable anymore. Deal with it."
You called me a bitch. And you brought your personal life, in a sense, onto this site, so prepare to get a couple of comments.
Well it's clear the scepter wins over the wand in the Prince vs. Wizard Battle of the Cocks.
Haven't seen this on any British sites, I'm guessing they'd be in big trouble if they ran them?
It's odd seeing these kinds of pictures of a Royal. You would think they'd be a little more careful.
Wow......
Is it weird that I just humped my screen a little?
Ooh, that's gonna leave a mark. Probably.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:35am.
Kind of like a backhand grip?
I guess--if the tennis racquet were between your legs.
I didn't need to see that wink. Don't they have bathrooms in England?
On a side note Wills is the ugly brother. I much prefer his brother Hairy.
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:12am.
Henceforth known as the Royal Cue Grip.
FYI some guys hold it thumb in. I don't get that one.
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Kind of like a backhand grip?
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I'll never look at him the same way. Ugh.
Henceforth known as the Royal Cue Grip.
FYI some guys hold it thumb in. I don't get that one.
Normal people dont whip out their genitals with a nearby camera that isnt even pointed at them around....example...I dont whip it out when I see a family nearby at the amusement park taking pics of THEMSELVES ten feet away. But 100 paps pointed at lins or Paris or britt wasnt a detour....so here is wills...followed constantly...he doesnt think maybe he should face a tree? odd.
Wouldnt you face a tree anyway?
So is this gonna be the new thing? Now that we have seen every TWAT in Hollywood? Do we get to start seeing all the Dongers Too?
Swell.
They both have a lot more of Diana's genteel good looks rather than fuggy daddy's crooked inbreedin' genes. New blood is a good thang proof positive.
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You would think that he would know better than to whip it out right there in the open. Photoshop?
OMG! Lord knows I love William, but come on this is not right. You would think the paps had enough decency to let the man take a piss in peace.
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Submitted by trinell05 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 9:43am.
But are you in a happy marriage?
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Um. yea. VERY. my husband's packing, honey. And where the fuck did that come from? I didn't personally attack you.
"I'm not lovable anymore. Deal with it."
Awww - leave the little thing alone -
I think we should re-think our national anthem.
William is definately hot (agreed, not when smiling) but Harry is a knee-trembler...
But are you in a happy marriage?
IS HE CIRCED?
WTF? It seems his V for fingers is seperating the foreskin. Am I right? And for those all "omg its small" it's flaccid, all fucking penises are flaccid. And for being flaccid it seems like a normal penis. And I have a husband, for 12 years, I know penises, bitches.
"I'm not lovable anymore. Deal with it."
Um. Can someone show me where it-- OOOHHHH! Found it! Um, not that big. Looks like his thumb at first glance which is not good, but if you guys like that then, whatever, I guess.
WOW That is the first Royal Penis and nudity I have seen besides his mother Princess Diana's breasts,god rest her soul, I guess it runs in the genes exhibitionists.
all sportsmen do this anyways... but he is in plain view, but then again so are the footballers at matches they pee out of their shorts... I don't know what more to say..the pap wasn't in the wrong, Prince PP should have been more discreet.
The Queen is going to be furious! I bet those pics come down real soon..oh well, we can just say it's art.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 9:04am.
All you people who think that his is a normal or large 'unit'? Where are you from....tinymeatland?
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No, we're actually from The Land of Women Who've Seen Penises Before.
His is hefty for a flaccid dink.
"that is super unacceptable of that pap. i hope he gets arrested and gets his camera taken away."
Why? Isn't public urination and indecent exposure unacceptable (if not illegal)? It's completely acceptable to me, 'cause I don't give a shit, but to the public in general?
If you're going to flash your royal dick in public, then take a piss on a fence... Guess what, someone is going to take a picture of it.
And what kind of dude holds his dick like that?
All you people who think that his is a normal or large 'unit'? Where are you from....tinymeatland?
Dont Pee on the Electric fence!
His late mum, the fab Princess Diana, would definitely not be amused. Your bloggers can blame the pap who took the foto, but note to Wills...please try to hold it in (the pee, not the peen) next time til' you get to a proper W.C.
He is one of those guys that is cuter when he's cranky. He doesn't have a very nice smile.
How embarrassing!!! But funny for me :P
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:14am.
Yet another smashing moment for the Royals.
The REAL Family Jewels.
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LMTO You had me doing the dead cockroach on that one!
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Submitted by phoenix62 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 7:17am.
Otherwise, meh. They need to get rid of the royal monarchy, already. I wonder how much money they waste on these people, anyhow. It's all for show.
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I'm not a royalist..but what political system doesn't waste shit loads of money on dopey ruling families. You have the Bush and Kennedy families et al.
They have the royals.
Not sure what Australia has... Olympians. Yeah. They cost a fortune and we love them despite the fact that they are of no apparent benefit to society.
And of course there is the cosmetic surgery upkeep on our two royal ladies of showbusiness.. Nicole Kidman and Kylie Minogue.
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"Yeah, the joke doesn't really work if I have to explain it in detail. Just give me an endearing look and continue eating your panini", MK.
i thought i would be grossed out, but not bad...not bad at all...his brother is still waaaay hotter though.
that is super unacceptable of that pap. i hope he gets arrested and gets his camera taken away.
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I think still think William's pretty hot... he just needs to get that thinning hair under control. If he's lucky, his dad's genes won't take over too much.
Times have changed, this isn't even a big deal anymore.
A few thoughts, however....
When they were younger, it seemed as if William was going to be the gorgeous one, but he started to look like his Dad. Not a good thing. Harry is definitely the hot one.
Also, why is he holding his dick like a cigarette? Do many men hold their dicks this way when they piss? I've seen men piss and never seen it held like this. It isn't a bad size, but this way of holding it almost looks like what men with small peens have to do to hold it. Just a thought.
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big willy style!
sometimes you gotta go and can't make it inside. if someone took a pic of my genitals I'd be heated. people really need to start giving others some privacy, no matter who they are.
at least he's a dude....
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
Goddamn, Prince William looks old and strung out and not even in the least excited to have his peen free for all the world to see.
That, and he is starting to inherit his father's face alot more rapidly.
Not a good thing!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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So does this mean his father's flakkid peen is large, too? Because Charles has a gross personality and there had to have been something about him Diana craved aside from $ and position.
I always said Harry would turn out to be the hot one. My friends said I was crazy, but damn it I was right!
Wills peen isn't too shabby, though.
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...His ginge pubies are so shiny and magnificent that they blind cameras. Bitches have to wear cataract glasses when going down on him...
That was too funny!
Otherwise, meh. They need to get rid of the royal monarchy, already. I wonder how much money they waste on these people, anyhow. It's all for show.
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Insomnia sucks. Anyway, his peen looks like an angry baby earthworm.