His Royal Peen!
Prince William got caught by a pap giving a golden shower to a fence during one of his polo match and you can see his royal turtle smiling for the cameras. Actually, I think it's frowning. It wants some fucking privacy. And you can tell Prince William is a royal, because he holds his peen all classy-like. He probably shakes it with his pinky up.
If these were pictures of Prince Hot Ginge, I'd probably be running to the hospital, because my genitals would have exploded. Although, I doubt a pap could ever get a clear picture of Hot Ginge's peen. His ginge pubies are so shiny and magnificent that they blind cameras. Bitches have to wear cataract glasses when going down on him.
Anyway, Prince Willy's willy is after the jump. Don't lick the screen please. That could be dangers. JUMP!!!
Source: Ashton Cruz
I'm can't tell if he's a shower or a grower. It looks pretty above average which you know only makes him even more fantastical. I mean a royal prince with a royal peen can't get much better than that.
BTW, what's up with those butter corn teeth. I know England isn't big on dentistry but damn! it's all about the Crest Whitestrips.
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Submitted by Brittny on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 3:34am.
You had me at stripclub.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
nite, 2 cents!!!!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Dude, come join our patrol. First Sunday in June, Devils Point at noon! (Devils Point is stripclub here in Portland) Yeah we keep it classy on Sundays.
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead clown in the road?
The dead dog's not funny.
And on that note...G'night!
*pinches TVs ass on da way out*
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Submitted by Brittny on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 3:29am.
Anyone who can be an active member of a clown patrol should definitely post more! My town's clown patrol was meant to keep them out!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
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Team Valtrex, change your avi- it's giving me nightmares, lmfao.
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Even more than Prince Willy holding his peen like a piece of sushi?
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
LOL @ Team Valtrex. Speaking of clowns, every year, the first sunday in June as a matter of fact, me and 20 other people (well its keeps growing every year) rent a school bus, dress up like clowns and bombard different bars and shit. Clown Patrol! It owns! Seriously...the look on peoples faces every year is priceless. Some people are genuinely scared of clowns and freak out! Its a lot of fun. Portland Oregon Clown Patrol is the best!
And I read the site everyday, but dont comment on everything...I will try to up my comment involvement. ;)
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
BTW, Brittny and PCA, don't see y'all around here often enough!
Back to clowns: Know why Jeffrey Dahmer didn't eat clowns? They taste funny.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Ignoney's are all around us. Isnt that the truth?
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata.
Fuckin A!
Holy shit. I am not an irishist! Shit I am irish! Well maybe I am a lil irishist. Just a lil. I know a few jokes, no big deal right?
Clownists tho? We are all rainbow on the inside.
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata.
Fuckin A!
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 3:05am.
@PCA
MiserAlba riding Spaghetti Cat out of TCs ass-ist!!
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GODAMN IT, YOU GUYS! THATS IT!!!!!! I AM GOING TO BED! BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*** PCA ROLLS ONTO FLOOR IN A FIT OF LAUGHTER***
"fuckity fuck fuck!"
"Fuckin a fucker. I should have used the word fuck more..."
"TENNIS CANS AND MOTHER FUCKEN GREEN BEANS!"
Submitted by Brittny on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 2:43am.
*giggling and clapping* I love it! hahahaha! Aw Snap PCA, I think I love u! I am officailly ignoring her now. Anyone who pulls the race card out of NOWHERE is a desperate IGNORANT asshole who wants an easy way out, esp when its not applicable to the sitaution.
LOL @ Team Valtrex and MyTwoCents. When I mold the words together I get "ignoney." A honey that is ignorant! YAY! We got a new term! Personally I think Chestica Simpson is a perfect example of ignoney. Who else is?
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Britts... i definitely would add Hohan to that ignoney list. And thanks for doing the S P E S H A L clap for me and my fight backs. Once again, I can't believe I am doing this on a Royal's Peeny thread. I feel bad for him! I wish they would just have let him piss in peace!
"fuckity fuck fuck!"
"Fuckin a fucker. I should have used the word fuck more..."
"TENNIS CANS AND MOTHER FUCKEN GREEN BEANS!"
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 3:05am.
LOL
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
@PCA
MiserAlba riding Spaghetti Cat out of TCs ass-ist!!!
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
TV... you're killing me.
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PCA It's MK's fault. He did a story about believing something or other the day he saw Jessica Alba riding spaghetti cat on a rainbow out of TC's ass. Or something like dat. I could resist.
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And how could you? LMFAOOOOOOo My god, I haven't read consistently all week. I try to catch up here and there, but this just proves why I need to try to stay on the up and up around here. MiserAlba riding Spaghetti Cat out of TCs ass. I think that just replaced TV's avi in my nightmare.
"fuckity fuck fuck!"
"Fuckin a fucker. I should have used the word fuck more..."
"TENNIS CANS AND MOTHER FUCKEN GREEN BEANS!"
@TV Clownist! HAHAHA!
@PCA It's MK's fault. He did a story about believing something or other the day he saw Jessica Alba riding spaghetti cat on a rainbow out of TC's ass. Or something like dat. I could resist.
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Submitted by Poison Candy Apple on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 2:57am.
BWAHAHHAHA! You're calling me a CLOWNIST?!
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If the big floppy shoes fit....
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Team Valtrex, change your avi- it's giving me nightmares, lmfao.
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Clownist.
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BWAHAHHAHA! You're calling me a CLOWNIST?!
"fuckity fuck fuck!"
"Fuckin a fucker. I should have used the word fuck more..."
"TENNIS CANS AND MOTHER FUCKEN GREEN BEANS!"
Submitted by Poison Candy Apple on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 2:53am.
Team Valtrex, change your avi- it's giving me nightmares, lmfao.
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Clownist.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
OMG don't say ignoney. That means you just called me pink ignorant balogney with green bean cans.
I have no clue wtf I am even talking about. I can't believe I have been on this thread in and out all day arguing with someone over PRINCE WILLIAMS PEEN. This shit only happens to me. LMFAO!
Team Valtrex, change your avi- it's giving me nightmares, lmfao. And I love the pissing unicorn, and omg twocents, the rainbow coming out of Tommy Girl's ass is KILLING ME!!!!!! Do you think he farts rainbows? Or only after him and Johnny T. have had a couple rounds?
"fuckity fuck fuck!"
"Fuckin a fucker. I should have used the word fuck more..."
"TENNIS CANS AND MOTHER FUCKEN GREEN BEANS!"
Submitted by Brittny on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 2:43am.
Ignoney? That's my mother's nickname from my Irish grandmother, you..you..you.. Irishist!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by trinell05 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:49pm.
What's wrong with me posting? I've read much more dull stuff on this site.
And I just don't get why I have to respect you. You're not an elder...are you?? And I respect people. It just so happens that you're not one of them. Sorry.
And you used the terms "ignorant" and "honey". When you mold those together, I know what racial slur you really want to call me. It rhymes with Tigger...
I hate bigots.
Then again, if I wasn't a virgin this whole argument wouldn't have came up, I guess. Oh well, I'll just wait a couple more years before I enter the land of the sexy times. Is a 21 year old virgin bad? I mean, I'm in college and I focus on studying, and dating has never been my thing. But, am I like, a loser, for not giving it up yet? I'm worried now.
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LMFAO. You're calling me a bigot?
How long did it take for you to come up with that one, you dumb asshole?
You can take that bullshit and bury it where the sun don't shine. And now who's bringing out their private information onto the internet? DO I care you're a virgin? No. Do I care that you were posting on a thread that had something to do with penises when you obviously have never even touched one? NO.
Am I supposed to feel sorry for you, now? You're playing the race card? That's hilarious.
Don't dig too deep.
Let's go over this shall we? Get ready, sweetheart. Cause you're about to feel real stupid.
* I posted about something I know about.
* You posted about something you know nothing about. (your words not mine)
* You think I am calling you a bitch.
* You make a bitchy comment to me about my marriage.
* I ask you WTF? Where did that come from?
* You say "you called me a bitch- boo hoo"
* I clarify
* You still don't shut up. Keep it going. Making cheap shots. etc. etc.
* I stick up for myself
* You keep making cheap shots, etc. etc.
* I basically tell you to STFU
* You play the race card not knowing JACK shit about me or my heritage, which happens to be Latina. Who happens to have African Americans, Korean, White, Purple every color of the rainbow in my family-- and damn proud of it. But do I need to tell you that? No. Because it's none of your FUCKING business.
Now what?
Need me to whip out my chola knife and have a gang fight right here on the screen? I am 34 FUCKING years old, been married 12 years, have children and I come here for fun. I don't need some childish ass bitch to start shit with me and call me a fucking bigot when she knows nothing about me.
I don't give a two craps what color you are. You didn't give a crap about what color I am- right? Yet you're saying I am a bigot? When I had my avatar posted, it was a Kewpie doll. Now I got it up there because I want you to SEE ME. SEE ME? Yea. Ok now. STFU.
Had you taken the time, to click my avatar to read how long I have been posting here. Or maybe have read a little about me, you would have been able to know what kind of person I am instead of pulling a bunch of bullshit out of your ass and making yourself look like an idiot.
You just fucked up your own experience here, mamita.
You got troll status, bullshitter status, trouble maker status.
Next time, try not to be so "cool" and make snarky comments to the regulars. We make snarky comments towards the celebutards. Not EACH OTHER.
Submitted by Brittny on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 2:43am.
Did you call me ignoney? You is racist! HAHAHAHA!!!
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 2:44am.
That's not what I heard. Someone said they saw you polishing it da other day.
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 2:40am.
ok, I'll put in on a shelf. Mine will be the wood that's unvarnished, but just as dusty.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
*giggling and clapping* I love it! hahahaha! Aw Snap PCA, I think I love u! I am officailly ignoring her now. Anyone who pulls the race card out of NOWHERE is a desperate IGNORANT asshole who wants an easy way out, esp when its not applicable to the sitaution.
LOL @ Team Valtrex and MyTwoCents. When I mold the words together I get "ignoney." A honey that is ignorant! YAY! We got a new term! Personally I think Chestica Simpson is a perfect example of ignoney. Who else is?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 2:28am.
Bah! Middle class? I'm all top shelf or nuffin! I figured what I been doin wrong though...I thought gettin a rich one meant calorie intake. Who knew?
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 2:25am.
You should start with some middle class peen. Work your way up.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
"And you used the terms "ignorant" and "honey". When you mold those together, I know what racial slur you really want to call me. It rhymes with Tigger..."
What? Golddigger? I thought you got that from moulding together "lips" and "rich peen". Damn, I been doin it wrong >:(
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Submitted by Brittny on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 2:14am.
Seriously, I got "igney" and "horant" from mashing those words together.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
"And you used the terms "ignorant" and "honey". When you mold those together, I know what racial slur you really want to call me. It rhymes with Tigger..."
WOW. HAHAHA Oh wow. Thats um, RIDICULOUS. Pullin the race card? Holy shit. Thats desperate. So I guess using the word 'honey' and 'ignorant' equal racism? To me, THAT seems ignorant. Sounds like a personal issue if u associate those words with racism. I just cant believe you are saying that! HAHAHA WHAT A JOKE!! I swear to God. Get a new fuckin defense. Thats pathetic and low. I guess next time I call my husband honey I will think twice about it because it might make me sound racist. AHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! DUDE YOUR A FUCKING IDIOT! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! WHAT ABOUT THAT? Not that your white, purple, black, brown, turquoise, whatever, how about the fact that your just a fuckin moron? How ignorant honey, how ignorant. Holy shit I cant stop laughing.
Fuckin a fucker. I should have used the word fuck more.
*sits next to PCA*
Don't mind me, just chillin'.
So, PEENS!
I loves me some Loves Anderson.
***pats the famous Silvery hairs***
"fuckity fuck fuck!"
*sits next to PCA*
Don't mind me, just chillin'.
So, PEENS!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Deleted. :) *smooch*
Ok fonty. I got it. delete it sweets!!!
"I'm not lovable anymore. Deal with it."
Submitted by trinell05 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:38pm.
Well, all in all it's nice to know that I managed to piss someone off today. That's my true goal in life; to piss people off.
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You know. You could use a new goal.
Just sayin'
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<
What's wrong with me posting? I've read much more dull stuff on this site.
And I just don't get why I have to respect you. You're not an elder...are you?? And I respect people. It just so happens that you're not one of them. Sorry.
And you used the terms "ignorant" and "honey". When you mold those together, I know what racial slur you really want to call me. It rhymes with Tigger...
I hate bigots.
Then again, if I wasn't a virgin this whole argument wouldn't have came up, I guess. Oh well, I'll just wait a couple more years before I enter the land of the sexy times. Is a 21 year old virgin bad? I mean, I'm in college and I focus on studying, and dating has never been my thing. But, am I like, a loser, for not giving it up yet? I'm worried now.
Submitted by . on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:36pm.
Submitted by Poison Candy Apple on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:26pm.
Babygirl, I'll give ya my email here quick like...just say the word and be aware and give me time to delete once you get it. Fridays are not my favorite nights to give out personal info so I'm more cautious [no offense, I hope].
Anyone that's seen a lot of ugly peen photos knows a pretty peen when they see them...royal or not.
Ut oh.
"A royal Peen in the Ass".
I'm sure I'll regret that later.
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LMFAO! I think that is quote status, Fonty!
You don't have my current email anymore, do you? I would post my myspace but not sure if I want to since I have a hater now. Wait-- having a hater means I am famous right? bwahahahah!
Aphid and some of the other girls have my email, I believe. Damnit, i really wanna talk to ya, too!
Submitted by trinell05 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:38pm.
Well, all in all it's nice to know that I managed to piss someone off today. That's my true goal in life; to piss people off.
And I like it.
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LMFAO please, child. And that is what you obviously are, since you have no knowledge about a man's penis.
You didn't piss me off! You made my day! I have been telling people about how this trolly idiot won't shut up and how I am arguing over Prince William's penis. It's been a great conversation starter.
"I'm not lovable anymore. Deal with it."
Submitted by trinell05 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 8:06pm.
Whatever. Asking someone if they're happy with their marriage is not an attack. But I will attempt to attack her speech impediment. One of the top reasons for divorce in America is lack of communication. I say this because if you say "fuck" after nearly every word, what type of conversations can you actually have with someone?
"Hey fuckin husband."
--Hey Poison.
"How the fuckity fuck are you, fucker?"
--I'm fine, honey.
"You fuckin know, I fuckin told this fuckin newbie the fuck off when she fuckin talked about the fuckin state of my fuckin marriage on a fuckin internet blog. I'm fuckin great! Can I see you fuckin huge ass fuckin dick, please, fuckin husband that I fuckin love so fuckin much?"
--Sure.
"Oh, fuck yeah."
I'm just sayin...
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You think you're really funny don't you?
If I were to intelligently speak to you, you wouldn't understand. You don't seem to understand about a man's anatomy let alone how to respect someone, so why indulge in intelligent conversation with a complete ignorant? You don't seem to know when to shut up. You have just reached troll status honey.
"I'm not lovable anymore. Deal with it."
Well, all in all it's nice to know that I managed to piss someone off today. That's my true goal in life; to piss people off.
And I like it.
Submitted by Poison Candy Apple on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:26pm.
Babygirl, I'll give ya my email here quick like...just say the word and be aware and give me time to delete once you get it. Fridays are not my favorite nights to give out personal info so I'm more cautious [no offense, I hope].
Anyone that's seen a lot of ugly peen photos knows a pretty peen when they see them...royal or not.
Ut oh.
"A royal Peen in the Ass".
I'm sure I'll regret that later.
Submitted by Brittny on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 6:47pm.
*clapping* Fight! hahahaha Nice. Newbie vs. old skool site member. Old skool member wins by default. And because she was attacked for no reason. And now I am going to look at my beautiful unicorn pissing a rainbow avatar and drink a mojito. I wonder if my uni is holding his mini uni like Prince Willy? Hmm. I bet he is.
LMFAO!!!! Your uni, he has more technique, Britt. Bwahahahah.
Submitted by trinell05 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:04pm.
Lol. You're fun. Asking for respect on the internet. That's hilarious. I bet it would be nice to be married to this ComingBack(who is that???) guy. We could have oodles and noodles of fun together, messin with you...
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You really must be completely oblivious. Not just about penises. But about EVERYTHING.
and adding messing with ya doesn't make it any lighter.
"I'm not lovable anymore. Deal with it."
Submitted by . on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:35pm.
Hey, PCA! Me here (fonty woman). Love ya, hon. As LTC and you and many others here have said...a fairly sizeable limp dick is nuttin' to sneeze at and if it grows...WOWIE WOW WOW! Maybe I'm st00pid for thinkin' the Prince is hung but I see you and a lot of folks agreed with me so we can't ALL be wrong. :)
Comingback Nostalgia. Good times. I wonder if CB was hung? lol
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FONTY WOMAN! I MISS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need your email.
Yea. Coming back. Limp flaccids. WTF? GREEN CANS OF GREEN TAXED BOOT SOCKS!
"I'm not lovable anymore. Deal with it."
Fuck is the best word in the english dictionary in my humble opinion. What other word can describe everything and anything? You can not give a fuck, wonder who the fuck, what the fuck, why the fuck, where the fuck, as well as express excitement (fuck yeah!) or disappointment (fuck that! fuck no!) or tell someone off (fuck you) or insult someone (stupid fucker; motherfucker) the list goes on and on. Fuck can even be positive. And as far as verbs go, fucking is the best. It really covers all the bases. A noun, a verb, an adjective. Now thats one fuckin badass word!
I think fuck peppered in conversation is fantastic, humorous and sometimes called for...and here on dlisted, as classy as we are, seems a bit fitting. But I dont think she said it quite like u led on. Fuckity fuck fuck fuckin A fucker! Woo hooooooo! Fuck yeah!
Whatever. Asking someone if they're happy with their marriage is not an attack. But I will attempt to attack her speech impediment. One of the top reasons for divorce in America is lack of communication. I say this because if you say "fuck" after nearly every word, what type of conversations can you actually have with someone?
"Hey fuckin husband."
--Hey Poison.
"How the fuckity fuck are you, fucker?"
--I'm fine, honey.
"You fuckin know, I fuckin told this fuckin newbie the fuck off when she fuckin talked about the fuckin state of my fuckin marriage on a fuckin internet blog. I'm fuckin great! Can I see you fuckin huge ass fuckin dick, please, fuckin husband that I fuckin love so fuckin much?"
--Sure.
"Oh, fuck yeah."
I'm just sayin...
*clapping* Fight! hahahaha Nice. Newbie vs. old skool site member. Old skool member wins by default. And because she was attacked for no reason. And now I am going to look at my beautiful unicorn pissing a rainbow avatar and drink a mojito. I wonder if my uni is holding his mini uni like Prince Willy? Hmm. I bet he is.