The Day Their World Came Crashing Down
On May 21, 2008, David Cook became our next "American Idol." It is also the day that the lives of these tween girls came crashing down on them destroying their will to go on!
Well, not all the girls were tortured by the news that Fetus Archuleta lost. The Aero Surf girl is awesome. She's basically laughing at all of their asses on the inside, but realizes that if the other girls find out, they will turn on her and eat her alive. So she quickly plays along. She's totally a secret David Cook fan.
When one of the girls screams "That loser doesn't even shave," you know Aero Surf wanted to shout, "Well, that mouth breather hasn't lost all his baby teeth yet!"
I shouldn't make fun of these girls, because this was basically my reaction every time that dumb bitch Kristy Lee Cook made it to the next round. It will also be my reaction when the Live Feed Puppies go off the Internet.
P.S. - Only winners shave. Remember that.
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Why do I get the feeling all these girls have Christian parents?
Their rage and demonic behavior is just so similar.
Three things:
That is the most white trash basement I have ever seen in my lyf.
Those girls rendered my deaf and I am suing
If I was the mom in that clip, I would be crushing many, many sweet sweet xanax pills into those girls diet Red Bulls.
If those were my kids, I think I'd shoot myself in the face. Sometimes, being gay is actually a blessing in disguise!
hahaha! no kids for me and this just reassures me that i dont ever want them...i dont have enough patience to sit next door to a room of screaming tweens without running in there and telling them to shut the hell up! ill take cats any day thank you very much....
ROFLMAO. That's too funny. I do feel sad for the poor things though.
Remind me to tie my tubes later...
I am SO glad I only had boys! Even when one's punching the other one out at least it's quiet.
omg that is the best laugh i have had all day. sweet jesus. are girls REALLY that crazy? and yeah, i heard about that girls and blood thing at the twilight premiere, too. i fear for my son, who is 11. how the hell will he find a sane girl? i mean those are some girls who have been taught that drama is a really good thing.
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I am SO the Aero Surf girl. Most of the time when I was a kid I thought my friends were acting dumb and I would, sorta half-heartedly, try to join in the dumbness but I could never really get there. Eventually, I just took up drinking.
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I'm sick for laughing my ass off at these girls. But then I realize how everyone on here has the same reaction, and I feel no shame.
One said that she bet 50 dollars on that show towards the end and she doesn't even have 50 dollars...that's why she was so balling hard..guess you have to shave to have 50 dollars, remember that for the future girl. lol!
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:01am.
girls are actually cutting themselves open and offering their blood to Pattinson at the Twilight premiere.
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That is so funny!I almost forgot how stupid teenagers were until I saw this and heard that girls are actually cutting themselves open and offering their blood to Pattinson at the Twilight premiere.I must say those girls are LOOSERS!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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This couldnt be any funnier!
I mean honestly....
The lil girl who freaks out and falls to her knees crying..she offically made my day...
God, and the sad part is, they think David A. is in love with them...
Oh Lord...teenage girls..
JeffreyDahmer...nice avatar. LOVE Dexter!
Well I used to post on here a lot more, but went a way for awhile and am now back. I usually go off on tangents...cant help it. I have a lot of disdain for certain celebs.
Everyones avatar is so magical, I love it. Esp Tommy girl shartin rainbows.
Submitted by . on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:57am.
Submitted by la coocaracha on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:53am.
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lol! I've been having such a shitty day, week, month, life and that post made me laugh out loud. Thanks, kid. I needed that. You goof! *pinch*
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Anything to put a smile to put a smile on your face my intriguing dahhhhling...
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creeps up behind me and shes like YAAAHHHH!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 7:26pm.
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Hey skank!
Where the smurf have you been?
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♥"Late night sex, so wet and so tight"♥ T.I
-Night, Letty! Mea Culpa too! I'd download that nightmare and then curse the day! haha Sweet dreams, dollface. *muah*!
Submitted by . on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:50am.
Sorry, hon...I went there. My bad. -But, if a sex tape ever *does* turn up you know we is gonna see it here. INEVITABLE. *shiver*
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if there's a wino sex tape, i'll be first in line to download that shit...and cursing the day i ever had eyes...
and on that disgusting note, i bid you a good night...
ciao...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
And I'd be the grumpy asshole banging on the wall telling them to STFU!!
It's like a room full of my 13 year old niece and her clones.
That. Was. Awesome. :D
Submitted by la coocaracha on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:53am.
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lol! I've been having such a shitty day, week, month, life and that post made me laugh out loud. Thanks, kid. I needed that. You goof! *pinch*
Submitted by . on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:44am.
Submitted by la coocaracha on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:40am.
@DOt
Can I give you a hug with taco flavored kisses?
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Tacos to chocolate? What gives? Please don't say pink taco. I don't shwing thatta way and tuna bref makes me nauseated somethin' fierce.
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If the pendulumm ever shwings back and you find yourself wanting a couple licks of my pink taco....all you gotta do is ask. Im like a car wash, I can make it any flavor you desire :D jk...
until then, ill only give you kisses on the lips connected to your mouth...
*muuuuahhh*
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creeps up behind me and shes like YAAAHHHH!
Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:44am.
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ugh...i can't make my mind go there...please, please, please let there not be a sex tape of wino waiting to go public....
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Sorry, hon...I went there. My bad. -But, if a sex tape ever *does* turn up you know we is gonna see it here. INEVITABLE. *shiver*
Okayyyyyyy, how about that delicious dark chocolate? Any takers? I've got some yummy organic pure dark cocoa! It's muh med'cine for when times git tuff and I think these days qualify.
Submitted by la coocaracha on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:40am.
@DOt
Can I give you a hug with taco flavored kisses?
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Tacos to chocolate? What gives? Please don't say pink taco. I don't shwing thatta way and tuna bref makes me nauseated somethin' fierce.
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Tits, I was hoping for a more risqué avatar. I've seen your peein' rainbows pussy and I lerve it but, but...I thought you were gonnna pull out something to make us all gasp. haha
Submitted by . on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:40am.
Agreed. I'm thankful I haven't seen any nasty sex vids of her at the very least. Ugh. Might as well hump a corpse. Sad.
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ugh...i can't make my mind go there...please, please, please let there not be a sex tape of wino waiting to go public....
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:40am.
The sad state of America's youth. I want to kidnap these cunts and sell them to human traffickers.
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Come get me...im a pro at walking the stroll....I gets money baby...
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creeps up behind me and shes like YAAAHHHH!
@DOt
Can I give you a hug and taco flavored kisses?
OnT":That room looks really comfy...it reminds me of sleepovers at my cousins house......meeeemmmmoorrriiees...
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creeps up behind me and shes like YAAAHHHH!
The sad state of America's youth. I want to kidnap these cunts and sell them to human traffickers.
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wino is such a sad mess of a person that i limit my comments on her...your avatar sums up what i see of her...
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Agreed. I'm thankful I haven't seen any nasty sex vids of her at the very least. Ugh. Might as well hump a corpse. Sad.
Submitted by . on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:35am.
wino is such a sad mess of a person that i limit my comments on her...your avatar sums up what i see of her...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:26am.
and btw your avatar is quite distrubing...lol..
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Yeah, the Wino's pictures were very unsettling to say the least. I didn't really have to do anything to make them scary as hell. lol That's why I felt guilty about even using her photos. Kinda sad really. :\
Submitted by . on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:24am.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:21am.
Dot, that shit is skeery.
What program do you use?
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For that one it was just bare bones animation shop [Jasc but now owned by the Corel corp]. -And thank you, if that was meant as a compliment. lol!
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It was. but then it is just skeery;p
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Submitted by . on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:21am.
Letty, AMENT to THAT! *BIGGGGGGGGGG SMOOCH & a big cup of cocoa with whipped cream and sweetened with a tincture of Frangelico*
*smooches* with choco flavored lips...
and btw your avatar is quite distrubing...lol..
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:21am.
Dot, that shit is skeery.
What program do you use?
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For that one it was just bare bones animation shop [Jasc but now owned by the Corel corp]. -And thank you, if that was meant as a compliment. lol!
Dot, that shit is skeery.
What program do you use?
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<
Letty, AMENT to THAT! *BIGGGGGGGGGG SMOOCH & a big cup of cocoa with whipped cream and sweetened with a tincture of Frangelico*
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Okay, if everyone is playing musical avatars I uploaded one I felt guilty about making but obviously not guilty enough so it seems. ;p
Submitted by . on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:13am.
Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:07am.
Letty, Chocolate is the best drug EVVA! Au natural and no side-effects (if you buy the dark, good stuff and not that cheap milk choco crappola)! YUM!
I agree. I'll own my mood swings and shit rather than try to 'drug it away'... Screw modern meds! I usually always look for natural cures over synthetic 'band-aids'.
Tween-hood has GOT be rough nowadays what with kids doing stupid, fly-by-the-seat-of-their-pants things like sending nude pics via cell phones and shit. Strange times.
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yep ., it's a whole new game these tweens have to play...i think we're fortunate we don't have to fo through that again....and chocolate cures EVERYTHING!!!!!;)
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Holy Fuck, "Chinese Democracy" is ACTUALLY COMING OUT NEXT WEEK!
Yea, it's still about music so it's on topic.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Tittays! Chola CAT!!! OMG. We just need Sandbitch and her rainbow pukin PP to complete the set!
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:07am.
Letty, Chocolate is the best drug EVVA! Au natural and no side-effects (if you buy the dark, good stuff and not that cheap milk choco crappola)! YUM!
I agree. I'll own my mood swings and shit rather than try to 'drug it away'... Screw modern meds! I usually always look for natural cures over synthetic 'band-aids'.
Tween-hood has GOT be rough nowadays what with kids doing stupid, fly-by-the-seat-of-their-pants things like sending nude pics via cell phones and shit. Strange times.
Hey Brittny...nice ass! Your unicorn is magical :)
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Submitted by Brittny on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:04am.
Thanks for the beautiful compliment, it really is a good one :) Funny I have been posting here for over a year and my avatar was boring as shit. Now I feel much more secure with my masculine rainbow piss/jizz unicorn. haha! So majestic
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lol! Hmm really [re: your posting here frequently]? Hmm. Say something OUTRAGEOUS and I guaranfuckin'tee you'll be remembered. lol
Love the avatar. Seriously. Makes me giggle and anything that gives me a chuckle is cool beans in my book. :D
Um, at least they're not dressed at like prostitots?? That's all I could come up with that was nice.
OT: Ayumi (yellow collar) is already tearing up their brand new green pillow. That's my girl ;)
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
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Submitted by . on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:02am.
Ha! I keep praying for menopause. I hate the horror-moanal UPS and downs. Sucks poo but I refuse to be medicated or put on some kind of synthetic crap. I yam what I yam. Love me when I'm up, love me when I'm down...I'm still the same sad assed clown. Meh.
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absolutely! no drugs for when the time comes for me either...everyone will just have to deal with my mood swings...chocolate helps...ha!
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:01am.
Are we doing pissing avatars? 'cause I have one handy!
*waves at 2c*
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*blows kisses*
You do? I love the tiger eatin Britney, but I wanna see dis!
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Thanks for the beautiful compliment, it really is a good one :) Funny I have been posting here for over a year and my avatar was boring as shit. Now I feel much more secure with my masculine rainbow piss/jizz unicorn. haha! So majestic.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:01am.
Are we doing pissing avatars? 'cause I have one handy!
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Just DOOOOOO IT (said in old God Father's Pizza style voice)!