Pamela Anderson Has A Little Advice For Obama
Pamela Anderson must really want a position in Obama's cabinet, because she wrote an open letter to him on her blog stating all the things she thinks he should make happen when he officially becomes president.
Pam wants him to order the castration of all child molesters and she also wants him to legalize marijuana. The last part is the greatest thought that has ever come out of Pamela Anderson's head. Ever.
She wrote: "I think we should Legalize Marijuana, tax and monitor -farm Hemp etc-this would make our borders less corrupt and then I think eventually this will be more secure option and save children in the long run – we should be able to farm Hemp in America- it’s just silly— it would create jobs- and be good for environment."
Is Courtney Love working part-time as Pamela Anderson's transcriber? Anyway, I agree with the legalize part, but disagree about the tax shit. It should be tax free. It's a medical necessity for some of us! I also agree that it will save the children from listening to their parents scream at them. Think about it. When your kid starts acting all annoying and loud, just give them a LEGAL joint. It will calm them down, they'll fall asleep and you won't have to yell at them. Everyone will walk away happy. Pam is a genius!
She forgot to add one thing to her list of things Obama should do as president: BAN PAMELA ANDERSON!!!
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Dot, wtf is going on with you and Hysteria- reading that fight on the other thread threw me for a loop. I've never seen you be racist, and you even seemed pretty gracious, to be saying that neither of you were right.
Anyhow, you've always been nice to me. I'm sorry that people are judged on how they vote. I think a true liberal is defined by someone who doesn't judge based on part affiliations- being liberal means being tolerant of many different ways of thinking. I'm proud of being very liberal, but proudest of my definition of the term. You seem to fit it, too.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Wow, age has caught up with her right quick. Definitely needs to tone down the make-up to look better. Ugh!
Deleted. Love ya! *smooch*
I got it....delete now.
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
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Call me, ya whorebag!
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
Skybitch, you hot ho! 'Bout time I caught you when I'm 'on', damnit. How's the J-O-B doing? I respect your ass so much, you hard workin' mama. (((HUG)))
Yeah, methinks what we have here with Pammy is a rotisserie chicken. Smokinnnnnnnnnnnnn'!
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\I don't see 'meth' face. I see smoker/tanner but that's just mho.
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Smoker Tanner...sounds like a good name for Shitneys 3rd 'Oops'.
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:03am.
Total meth face,she should really avoid the paps.
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I don't see 'meth' face. I see smoker/tanner but that's just mho.
Total meth face,she should really avoid the paps.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 1:43am.
naw no pups. just downloading movies, watch a vid and doing the dl. normal stuff.
tres weird.
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Downloadin movies will be slowin your puter up! I can only concentrate on one fing at a time. And all the stuff I should be doing is giving me angry eyes *grr*. So I came back for a bit.
What vid you watchin? Is it porn?..its porn isn't it..isn't it..c'mon admit it...
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
naw no pups. just downloading movies, watch a vid and doing the dl. normal stuff.
tres weird.
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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 1:30am.
Is anyone else finding these pages are SLOW to load today? or is it just me?
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Do you have da puppehs in another window? That always sucks the power outta mah puter.
OT: drugs are bad, mm k.
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Is anyone else finding these pages are SLOW to load today? or is it just me?
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Dude I like KFC. And bow hunting :)
Can't you see that men are game players and that money is a game? Just like little kids play games: they make tokens and create rules and when someone pisses them off they make more rules and if they need to they make more tokens and they say: if you cross this line you are playing my game but these men are playing a game so big you can't move anywhere without crossing a line and I call no fairsies! Do overs!*poof*! Gone!
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I used to have the bank of canada and the canadian mint as clients. you're not far wrong.
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KT, the problem is we're not a third world country [yet], otherwise those stray dogs and cats would find a home...in our stomachs.
yeah shoot me but i actually agree with her! she also would like him to promote vegetarianism and bring the troops home safely. i have no life so i read her blog, haha can't believe i agree with her and she's making sense!
in the united states alone, between 3 and 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! support animal shelters<3
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:07am.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:04am.
Holy Spleefs, is she actually making.....sense?
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Hiya angel girl!
You know the joss sticks will get cheaper (even wif tax) if it goes legal :)
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:12am.
angel_i on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:07am
oh, shhhhh, *whispers*,
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*whispers* I don't mind whispering so much. It's kinda funny *snort!* =)
Plus, when I'm high - I can make the national debt just go away *poof*! gone. What national debt? Can't you see that men are game players and that money is a game? Just like little kids play games: they make tokens and create rules and when someone pisses them off they make more rules and if they need to they make more tokens and they say: if you cross this line you are playing my game but these men are playing a game so big you can't move anywhere without crossing a line and I call no fairsies! Do overs!*poof*! Gone!
DISCLAIMER: The above is simply stoner conjecture there is no need to take it seriously=)
It's also funny that your name is LOVE_ANDERSON=)
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angel_i on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:13am
we need tiny print for whisper times.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
angel_i on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:07am
oh, shhhhh, *whispers*, sorry, me too, but we wouldn't have to whisper, you know, if it was all a little legal, just a little. aaaaand, we would so pay off our nat'l debt in like a week.
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Go Green, Go chronic, Party on Wayne, Party on Garth...
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:04am.
Holy Spleefs, is she actually making.....sense?
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Shhhhhh...I get my greens good and safe and untaxed thank you very much:)
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Holy Spleefs, is she actually making.....sense?
I am askeerd to read her blog, Cliff Notes anyone?
Sign me up for Crop Harvesting Times.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Jeez, she's horribly ugly. She looks like the same breed of monkey as Shauna Sand. These aging celebs must visit the same bad plastic surgeon.
castrating child pervs and legalizing weed...am i going to have to start liking pammy again?
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
At least she actually has ideas! most of these celebs all just say they love obama, they can't explain why, and they know nothing about government, how things work, they try to choose some platform for charity to make themselves look good, but they really do nothing real! And I must say, her ideas are actually good, and they make some sense, unlike Brad Pitts homes he's pretending to build in New Orleans! I've even heard no one is really moving in to them, Angelina ended up buying the land, and it's just a shady real estate deal for them!
And by the way, child molesters should be castrated!!! They are the lowest forms of human life!
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We Dlisters can fix her...We have the technology...We can make her trashier than she was...ya know like the Six Million Dollar Man...only Pammy is the Six Million Dollar Skank...I smell a hit tv series...oh, no I only smelt a series of hits...on the DListed bong...Wait up whores....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Pamela, take your haggard-looking ass home and stay.
Oh.Fuck. Bitch looks like the president of our Junior League. High & full of drink. I hate that bitch! Hate her! *raising little sock monkey fists in the air* Grrrrr!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by chica robotica on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 7:43pm.
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haha! At least her paper wasn't on Youth in Asia.
on topic - her makeup used to be flawless. i think she's doing it herself now. BIG mistake.
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Submitted by . on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 10:18pm.
Tiger, Honey. It's her. I've seen other hideous pictures of her.
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Oh, I'll admit sita is BEAT with Paris Hilton's ex dildo kinda beat, but at the least, she got her upper lip deflated for whatever reason....and her teef do not look the same at all...And, her nose looks...I dunno, this pic looks effed up is all I know...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Tiger, Honey. It's her. I've seen other hideous pictures of her.
Noses do droop with age. That's why having a little button nose makes you look younger but in Pam's case her little nose has turned into a BEAK? WTF? Maybe it's the angle of the camera? Sometimes people can look almost 'circus freakish' with the right/wrong camera angle.
Just weird.
Submitted by . on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 10:07pm.
Tiger, all I see is a white girls lips and they don't really look all that bad even deflated? She always claimed she had 'naturally' big lips though. I think it was Oprah who interviewed her once and she she had "Sista Lips". lol
Agreed on the teefers thing. Her teeth
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Honestly, I don't even think this is a picture of her. I think this is a picture of a Tranny look alike Pam...The nose is all wrong (how is her nose going to get bigger?), the top lip is all wrong (and yes, she does have naturally full lips whether she enhances them or not, but her top lip has never looked like that) and those are not her teeth, and I daresay are not feminine teeth, and WHEN has Pammy posed like that??? It is covering up it's adam's apple...That is not Pam...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Holy shit! She looks haggard! She needs to tone down the makeup, its not helping her AT ALL. And some fuckin anti wrinkle eye cream would do her well too. That make up tho...and the nose..geez wtf girl. Age gracefully, the thing u are doin now aint workin.
Tiger, all I see is a white girls lips and they don't really look all that bad even deflated? She always claimed she had 'naturally' big lips though. I think it was Oprah who interviewed her once and she she had "Sista Lips". lol
Agreed on the teefers thing. Her teeth look creepy fakey borderline grandpa 'fun at parties' type skeery.
Submitted by . on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 9:50pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 9:44pm.
It just hit me! Her top lip deflated! No seriously look at all the pictures of her smiling and she has that huge fat upper lip. This is the only picture where her uppper lip SHRINKS when she smiles...She had lip implant removed???
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Hmm. I don't see that...doesn't explain the rest of her, "Love that Joker" face. Her nose is absolutely weird looking and she used to have a cute, teensy lil' nose. :\
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No, it doesn't explain the schnoz which is odd too, BUT, the top lip has DEFINITELY been deflated. Before, when she would smile, her top lip would curl outwards. Never since this whore has become famous did her smile look like this. But yeah, unless the bitch got punched in the nose, I can't explain why her honker looks like that???? Teefs is lookin' a little dentury as well...Is this even her???
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
This is either just a string of bad photo's of her lately, or she's really fug.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 9:44pm.
It just hit me! Her top lip deflated! No seriously look at all the pictures of her smiling and she has that huge fat upper lip. This is the only picture where her uppper lip SHRINKS when she smiles...She had lip implant removed???
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Hmm. I don't see that...doesn't explain the rest of her, "Love that Joker" face. Her nose is absolutely weird looking and she used to have a cute, teensy lil' nose. :\
Um, wow.
Jesus H. Christ on a pogostick, if that ain't the ugliest picture of her I've ever seen!
Attention, Pam: Nobody cares what you have to say, least of all our next President, so do us all a favor and STFU.
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It just hit me! Her top lip deflated! No seriously look at all the pictures of her smiling and she has that huge fat upper lip. This is the only picture where her uppper lip SHRINKS when she smiles...She had lip implant removed???
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 9:35pm.
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I know, I find that odd too...I mean, I know heavy make up will age an older bitch. Maybe that's it...It appears for whatever reason, she's NOT doing Botox, but my question is why not? She's obviously no stranger to plastic surgery, so is it cuz the HepC's can't have Botoz? I mean, if she's gonna wear that "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane" meets '90's porn star make up, I'm sorry, she needs Botox (and a time machine to convince most of us that shit's still hot)
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Hmmm. Ya made me think...er...yeah...a thought! -But, seriously I agree with your theory and maybe she's using the make-up that is not tested on animals? I only buy make-up tested on fetuses. *KIDDING* -But, the ho definitely piles the fake-up on like a desperate hooker.
I don't see why she couldn't Botox with the Hep? I mean, full disclosure and careful handling and disposable needles. Oh wait. I said the word "needles"... Maybe she freaks out over needles. I know a lot of people that are absolutely terrified of them. I got over my fear of needles when I had to get a rabies-vaccine shot when I was 5 years old. lol
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Submitted by . on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 9:22pm.
Tiger, you're right. Her hands definitely look better than her face which is odd because you'd think she'd take better care of her freakin' FACE?!
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I know, I find that odd too...I mean, I know heavy make up will age an older bitch. Maybe that's it...It appears for whatever reason, she's NOT doing Botox, but my question is why not? She's obviously no stranger to plastic surgery, so is it cuz the HepC's can't have Botoz? I mean, if she's gonna wear that "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane" meets '90's porn star make up, I'm sorry, she needs Botox (and a time machine to convince most of us that shit's still hot)...
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that is one fugly beat up bitch
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 8:21pm.
You may keep Avril Lavigne too, Ms. Tigerlilly! Ha!
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THAT'S IT! Them's fighting words there! The U.S. and Canada are officially at war!
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We don't do war.
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BLASPHEMY! Everybody does war...Even God does war...You will do my war and like it, bitch...else you gotta take Avril back....mmm'mmm, now yo' ass wanna go to war, just what I thought...
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Tiger, you're right. Her hands definitely look better than her face which is odd because you'd think she'd take better care of her freakin' FACE?!