Thursday, November 20th 2008
This Is How It's Done
Shane Mercado and Beyonce have both been dethroned as the reigning Sasha Fierce! Cubby from 96.1 The Beat in Charlotte has shown them both exactly how it's done. Just keep your eyes up while watching. Don't look down. Trust me. Don't look at his fromagerie area. It will cause your eyes to go into seizures and your brain will start asking a million questions. You will wake up in the middle of the night screaming, "Why does it look like the Elephant Man's face down there?" Just watch his hot moves from the torso up.
And even the camera knows this shit it's hot. It's shaking its ass with him.
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I'm thinking that either he's hung like a horse, or he has a hernia that needs attention.
This video parody is so overrated now, pretty much like the "Maia Hee" bullshit. Ugh!.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Where's Richard Simmons? WHERE IS RICHARD SIMMONS?
Well, there went my libido for the next hour.
Chubby's got more moves than an epileptic in a rodeo...
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If music be the food of love, put another glockenspiel in the easy bake oven...
His name's Cubby? Was Chubby already copyrighted?
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"Instead of following my heart and doing something that made me really happy, I just did it [marriage] for the idea of everything." (Britney)
I hate Beyonce. I also loathe the man-in-leotard parodies of her stupid ass song. I won't even watch the video.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
if you hate beyonce you'll love this website
http://hateonbeyonce.blogspot.com/
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Brenda: "he braught HER to my sons bar mitzvah"
Annie: "was she a gift?"
The first wives club
Ahhaha! That was fantastic! When the camera started shaking I worried that he was going to go through the floor and be face to face with the downstairs neighbors, but other than that the performance smoked Beyonce's original.
Wow bitch is good! Damn some junk he got!
beyonce is still beging mr obama to let her sing at the inauguration according to people magazine...
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Brenda: "he braught HER to my sons bar mitzvah"
Annie: "was she a gift?"
The first wives club
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:41pm.
And I have often noticed in these amateur film productions that people don't take a look around before they start taping. Look at your background, people!
This dumbo has a hanger and assorted shit all over the floor. People do stuff with pepsi cans and dirty laundry and unmade beds and milk crates full of busted electronics in the background.
I can't speak for veryone, but I find it distracts from the artistic or erotic expression.
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Yes, exactly. Put some thought into your homemade entertainment tapes, people. This is ART. EXPRESS yourself. Put away the empty cans and laundry. Were you raised in a barn? Jeesh.
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
Hekki, tell your crotch fruit to say hi to their motha for me!
Angel I i loonie headed your finger tips and you liked it.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
"crotchfruit"....LOL!!! good one Hekki! :D
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
ROTFLMFAO!!!!
Looked almost like he had an aerosol can of something stuffed down there...lol. Too fucking funny!!
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
*Hugs Mrs. K and LoLo*
I wish I could stay and laugh some more with you fabulous broads, but I have to go and collect my crotchfruit. Waaaah.
Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:43pm.
_Submitted by Deb on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:41pm.
Is a fupa the same as a gunt?
I do believe so.
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Hey, crazyloonhead. You can't be stealing words right off my fingers. Dontcha got some crazyloonhead way to answer that?!?;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:41pm.
I can't speak for veryone, but I find it distracts from the artistic or erotic expression.
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funniest remark I have read all week!!!!!!
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Come on baby, do a slow float you're a good looking riverboat
This is hilarious without the sound.
BTW: Puppies Gone Wild!
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Looks like an umbilical hernia to me.
http://www.herniaonline.com/typesofhernias/umbilical.html
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"I'm bluffin with my muffin."
Nothing like a retard in a leotard.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:41pm.
Is a fupa the same as a gunt?
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I do believe it to be true.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<
_Submitted by Deb on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:41pm.
Is a fupa the same as a gunt?
I do believe so.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Hekki I once sexed up a fat guy. Can you tell?
ha ha ha
Maybe Im secretly into fat porn?
Look I did some research ok!
ha ha ha ha what the hell is right with me? not much!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Is a fupa the same as a gunt?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I kept looking down and I now have to go wash my eyes out with soap.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
Puttin' the "tard" in "leotard"
OMFG u guys!! did u see that livefeed puppy pull the whole bed into the middle of the room?
And I have often noticed in these amateur film productions that people don't take a look around before they start taping. Look at your background, people!
This dumbo has a hanger and assorted shit all over the floor. People do stuff with pepsi cans and dirty laundry and unmade beds and milk crates full of busted electronics in the background.
I can't speak for veryone, but I find it distracts from the artistic or erotic expression.
"Trust me. Don't look at his fromagerie area."
LMAO, MK! Of course I looked. I'm traumatized, yet confused. The "fromagerie" looks like those huge provolones you see hanging in Italian cheese shops.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
damn ive heard this song so damn much over and over all over the place that i actually like it now....is that bad?
-=meow hiss purr=-
LoLo, I appreciate your apology, but you didn't stop. I'm still laughing at your definition and description of "FUDA"!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:38pm.
And I have often noticed in these amateur film productions that people don't take a look around before they start taping. Look at your background, people!
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THANK you!
It SO needs to be said!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<
This song makes me sick and some of the moves that she does are so irritating. But for some reason watching guys (no matter what shape and size) do it are pretty awesome.
Sorry hekki! LOL!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Its his fupa.
or fuda
its the section of fat that surrounds the base of his cock.
All fat guys have that.
even the skinny/fat ones.
fat pouch in dick area
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Looks like Tae Bo gone wrong!
My feelings are so hurt by this.
A change is gon' come.
Dayum! I thought that this was Willing Hung's AI tape.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Submitted by LoLo: "His fucking fupa had a hard on"
LoLo, you stop it. I'm'a pee my pants!
I just love a man with back hair.
Nice try with the warning, MK!
It should have been in BOLD, right at the top!
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A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<
Is it a goiter or something? His unit couldn't possibly be that ...swollen?
Okkkk. Why did my computer start to overheat and my monitor actually shake when he started jumping up and down? We don't have earthquakes down here. WTF gives???
I wont comment on the nalgas
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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LOL! WTF? Did he give himself a woody doing that? LOL! Anyhow - I like it=)
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<
I think he gave birth and didn't realise it!
Nahhh...I totally stuffed a sock or five into the spandex.
* SAVE THE FORESTS, EAT MORE BEAVERS!!!*
That song FUCKING SUCKS I HATE IT STUFF A COCK IN IT OH MY GOD STFU!
His fucking fupa had a hard on
He got a chubby dancing to that.
I really cant stand beyonce. Loud ass ramblin mouthed bitch aint none of her shot make no damn sense. SHUT UP!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Uuuummmmmm...
yeah...
Why why why? and what? Did he shit in his pants?
What in the FUCK is going on in his crotch? How come when he turns to the side, it looks like a grapefruit protruding????
Sweet lord. No stout man should wear a leotard. Nor dance around in it.
*stabs self in eyes*
MK, "fromagerie area"? Too inventive. Cheese is exactly what I think of when I see this video...
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
That's stuffed... right? Tell me he doesn't have a grapefruit-sized ballsack.