Thursday, November 20th 2008

This Is How It's Done


Shane Mercado and Beyonce have both been dethroned as the reigning Sasha Fierce! Cubby from 96.1 The Beat in Charlotte has shown them both exactly how it's done. Just keep your eyes up while watching. Don't look down. Trust me. Don't look at his fromagerie area. It will cause your eyes to go into seizures and your brain will start asking a million questions. You will wake up in the middle of the night screaming, "Why does it look like the Elephant Man's face down there?" Just watch his hot moves from the torso up.

And even the camera knows this shit it's hot. It's shaking its ass with him.

Thanks Taalsi

Posted by: Michael K


Snarkley's picture

I'm thinking that either he's hung like a horse, or he has a hernia that needs attention.

rotten_egg's picture

This video parody is so overrated now, pretty much like the "Maia Hee" bullshit. Ugh!.

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Where's Richard Simmons? WHERE IS RICHARD SIMMONS?

Well, there went my libido for the next hour.

Thornhill's picture

Chubby's got more moves than an epileptic in a rodeo...

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NOT IMPRESSED's picture

I hate Beyonce. I also loathe the man-in-leotard parodies of her stupid ass song. I won't even watch the video.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?

gucci's picture

if you hate beyonce you'll love this website

http://hateonbeyonce.blogspot.com/

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madam s.'s picture

Ahhaha! That was fantastic! When the camera started shaking I worried that he was going to go through the floor and be face to face with the downstairs neighbors, but other than that the performance smoked Beyonce's original.

Queen.bee's picture

Wow bitch is good! Damn some junk he got!

gucci's picture

beyonce is still beging mr obama to let her sing at the inauguration according to people magazine...

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:41pm.
And I have often noticed in these amateur film productions that people don't take a look around before they start taping. Look at your background, people!

This dumbo has a hanger and assorted shit all over the floor. People do stuff with pepsi cans and dirty laundry and unmade beds and milk crates full of busted electronics in the background.

I can't speak for veryone, but I find it distracts from the artistic or erotic expression.

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Yes, exactly. Put some thought into your homemade entertainment tapes, people. This is ART. EXPRESS yourself. Put away the empty cans and laundry. Were you raised in a barn? Jeesh.

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LoLo's picture

Hekki, tell your crotch fruit to say hi to their motha for me!

Angel I i loonie headed your finger tips and you liked it.
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NovaNightly's picture

"crotchfruit"....LOL!!! good one Hekki! :D

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NovaNightly's picture

ROTFLMFAO!!!!

Looked almost like he had an aerosol can of something stuffed down there...lol. Too fucking funny!!

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Hekki's picture

*Hugs Mrs. K and LoLo*

I wish I could stay and laugh some more with you fabulous broads, but I have to go and collect my crotchfruit. Waaaah.

angel_i's picture

Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:43pm.

_Submitted by Deb on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:41pm.
Is a fupa the same as a gunt?

I do believe so.
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Hey, crazyloonhead. You can't be stealing words right off my fingers. Dontcha got some crazyloonhead way to answer that?!?;p

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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:41pm.

I can't speak for veryone, but I find it distracts from the artistic or erotic expression.
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funniest remark I have read all week!!!!!!
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Momus the Sarcastic's picture

This is hilarious without the sound.

BTW: Puppies Gone Wild!

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Perezs Nemesis's picture

Looks like an umbilical hernia to me.

http://www.herniaonline.com/typesofhernias/umbilical.html

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angel_i's picture

Submitted by Deb on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:41pm.

Is a fupa the same as a gunt?
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I do believe it to be true.

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LoLo's picture

_Submitted by Deb on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:41pm.
Is a fupa the same as a gunt?

I do believe so.

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LoLo's picture

Hekki I once sexed up a fat guy. Can you tell?
ha ha ha

Maybe Im secretly into fat porn?

Look I did some research ok!

ha ha ha ha what the hell is right with me? not much!
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Deb's picture

Is a fupa the same as a gunt?

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

ILovePapaSmurf's picture

I kept looking down and I now have to go wash my eyes out with soap.
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Puttin' the "tard" in "leotard"

Miss Thang's picture

OMFG u guys!! did u see that livefeed puppy pull the whole bed into the middle of the room?

Hekki's picture

And I have often noticed in these amateur film productions that people don't take a look around before they start taping. Look at your background, people!

This dumbo has a hanger and assorted shit all over the floor. People do stuff with pepsi cans and dirty laundry and unmade beds and milk crates full of busted electronics in the background.

I can't speak for veryone, but I find it distracts from the artistic or erotic expression.

Deb's picture

"Trust me. Don't look at his fromagerie area."

LMAO, MK! Of course I looked. I'm traumatized, yet confused. The "fromagerie" looks like those huge provolones you see hanging in Italian cheese shops.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

chin chin's picture

damn ive heard this song so damn much over and over all over the place that i actually like it now....is that bad?

-=meow hiss purr=-

Hekki's picture

LoLo, I appreciate your apology, but you didn't stop. I'm still laughing at your definition and description of "FUDA"!!!!!!!!!!!

angel_i's picture

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:38pm.

And I have often noticed in these amateur film productions that people don't take a look around before they start taping. Look at your background, people!
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THANK you!

It SO needs to be said!

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madam ex's picture

This song makes me sick and some of the moves that she does are so irritating. But for some reason watching guys (no matter what shape and size) do it are pretty awesome.

LoLo's picture

Sorry hekki! LOL!!!!
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LoLo's picture

Its his fupa.

or fuda

its the section of fat that surrounds the base of his cock.

All fat guys have that.

even the skinny/fat ones.

fat pouch in dick area
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face beater's picture

Looks like Tae Bo gone wrong!

My feelings are so hurt by this.

A change is gon' come.

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

Dayum! I thought that this was Willing Hung's AI tape.

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Hekki's picture

Submitted by LoLo: "His fucking fupa had a hard on"

LoLo, you stop it. I'm'a pee my pants!

islandgirl's picture

I just love a man with back hair.

angel_i's picture

Nice try with the warning, MK!
It should have been in BOLD, right at the top!

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Is it a goiter or something? His unit couldn't possibly be that ...swollen?

Candy's picture

Okkkk. Why did my computer start to overheat and my monitor actually shake when he started jumping up and down? We don't have earthquakes down here. WTF gives???

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angel_i's picture

LOL! WTF? Did he give himself a woody doing that? LOL! Anyhow - I like it=)

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WinosNeighbour's picture

I think he gave birth and didn't realise it!

Nahhh...I totally stuffed a sock or five into the spandex.

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LoLo's picture

That song FUCKING SUCKS I HATE IT STUFF A COCK IN IT OH MY GOD STFU!

His fucking fupa had a hard on

He got a chubby dancing to that.

I really cant stand beyonce. Loud ass ramblin mouthed bitch aint none of her shot make no damn sense. SHUT UP!
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kat's picture

Uuuummmmmm...
yeah...
Why why why? and what? Did he shit in his pants?

Brooke276's picture

What in the FUCK is going on in his crotch? How come when he turns to the side, it looks like a grapefruit protruding????

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Sweet lord. No stout man should wear a leotard. Nor dance around in it.

*stabs self in eyes*

MK, "fromagerie area"? Too inventive. Cheese is exactly what I think of when I see this video...

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aquarius's picture

That's stuffed... right? Tell me he doesn't have a grapefruit-sized ballsack.