Thursday, November 20th 2008
This Is How It's Done
Shane Mercado and Beyonce have both been dethroned as the reigning Sasha Fierce! Cubby from 96.1 The Beat in Charlotte has shown them both exactly how it's done. Just keep your eyes up while watching. Don't look down. Trust me. Don't look at his fromagerie area. It will cause your eyes to go into seizures and your brain will start asking a million questions. You will wake up in the middle of the night screaming, "Why does it look like the Elephant Man's face down there?" Just watch his hot moves from the torso up.
And even the camera knows this shit it's hot. It's shaking its ass with him.
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WTF is in his basket? Plus the hairy Back? I am so grossed out right now. F'n white whale.
Submitted by Mark123 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:30pm.
As a gay man, I can honestly say that after reading your comments? I'd let Cubby wreck me six ways to Sunday before I'd ever even want to be in the same room with you.
http://daywithoutagay.org/
_Submitted by Mark123 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:00pm.
Maybe you should stop watching the video?
We LOVE gays around here ok?
The dude is a disc jockey from a radio station and this was a gag for the staion.
Would you like a cookie?
A bowl of frosted fupa-o's?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
If I was a woman I would be a lesbian forever after watching this,,,,,,,disgusting being..I want to puke all over him....he is a total disgrace to the male race......who on earth would ever wish to see him naked in front of you?????.....If he removes the tent from his cruch he will be left with nothing.....but my puke all over him....I desperatly want him to die....die....die....die....die....die....die....you are incredibly ugly....you have hairs on your back.....you are VERY gay'ish....and you don't seem to care which is the worst part of it..
This clip could convert any sane gay guy.......Everything is better than this sad ass......surely?
Seriously....this "person"...if it is in fact a person....should be shot.....it is seriously gross...I am usually a decent human being and I have no ill feeæings against gays, muslims or the sort.....but this guy/girl just turns my stomach....it's SO disgusting beyond belief...die motherfucker, die........
_Submitted by Mark123 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:42pm.
No I do not like minnows.......I just swallowed my own puke just thinking about it
Im scared to google it.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
No I do not like minnows.......I just swallowed my own puke just thinking about it
Thank good I do NOT look like this dude/girl...imagine what kind of of life this being has?....when you are down and feel the world is against you....just think of this guy/girl....there is always someone worse off than you after all........
Submitted by Mark123 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:30pm.
This is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen on the net
YOu dont play on ther interwebs much do ya buddy?
Have you ever heard of an ass minnow?
I dont know what the fuck it is either but im quite sure THATS gorsser then gross.
Please dont shoot my lover, i built a sex ramp for my fupa loving hussy. Jelly?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
This is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen on the net.....and believe me...I have seen some disgusting things!!!....this dude (if he IS a dude....I still don't know......."he" could be a girl).....All I know is that this "person" should be shot!!!!.....it's gross and it's disgusting.....a he/she ....grossly owerweight with a tent down his/her trousers.........I will not eat for the next 10 days.......that being is so disgusting it's almost unreal.......Die motherfucker....die.....you do not deserve to live....you have spoiled my breakfast forever you turd.....
OMG!!! WTF! I am now blind! His fat ass is shaking the fucking tripod! And wtf did he stuff in the ballerina suit? Bitch is jazzercizing! I expected to see a wife or someone of that sort walk in.....Now that wold be some funny shit!!!
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:41pm.
I do not like to shop at places they have a cover charge! Oh and these comments are brutal. Obese peen, musty ass cracks. Too much more time on Dlisted and I will be celibate.
http://daywithoutagay.org/
Submitted by Diego on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:04pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 8:15pm.
You a class act!!
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"Michael Phelps - No. The body is sexy, but the face didn't get the memo."--MK
I think he is wearing tights or panty hose!!!
Submitted by trinell05 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 9:35am.
Okay wow. So I've seen TWO unacceptable penises today. Oh jesus, my worst nightmare has come true. I'm a whore.
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LMFAO. right? It's too fucking early for penises and shit this morning! DAMN YOU MK!
"I'm not lovable anymore. Deal with it."
i kept my eyes up, like michael k said.
and therefore i am a little in love.
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Okay wow. So I've seen TWO unacceptable penises today. Oh jesus, my worst nightmare has come true. I'm a whore.
OMG is that one of his nuts that comes out to play near the end??? GROSS!!!
Oh dear, someone should not be allowed to borrow the camcorder.
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They were dork-sided!
I lasted 48 seconds. When I ate my breakfast this morning I wanted it to be the last I ever saw of it.
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Please, forgive me for not perusing the thread as I usually do.
Between the back hair & the hankie, I'm done. Done.
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Do obese guys get obese peen, too!? What IS GOING ON down there??
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:07am.
I will have nightmares after seeing that.From the hairy back to whatever that thing is hanging out downstairs.It's all to much to deal with.
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Honey, I'm married to the thinned down version of that. My man has so much ass hair...well, anyway I deserve some kind of medal damnit. -And, my man is packin' a cocktail peen. Ain't no way he's packin' meat like da Princely Peener. Shit, I deserve some gold stars too! lol
I will have nightmares after seeing that.From the hairy back to whatever that thing is hanging out downstairs.It's all to much to deal with.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Submitted by texannewlywed on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 1:55am.
lol! There's something poetic going on in his 'fumunda'. It's like a trainwreck and I can't stop watching.
oh my black newborn baby jaysus. FTFO! The camera moves when he starts lifting his legs!!!
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Letinstar! Don't fall for it! It's horse tranquilizer, stolen from da zoo!! Once you're asleep, you're beakfast.
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thankfully tl hasn't been able to score roofies yet, or we'd all be waking up less one kidney.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:33am.
Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:28am.
feeling dizzy over here, i might need the nyquil to put me out of this misery....
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Allrighty then....
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Letinstar! Don't fall for it! It's horse tranquilizer, stolen from da zoo!! Once you're asleep, you're beakfast.
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:28am.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:22am.
@letinstar....
shhhh! don't reveal all my secrets...you know i'm totally hot and bothered over the lump in his crotch area and that hairy back...
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You know what they say, more lumpin' for the humpin'...
'kay, let's head off to the DListed vomitorium, shall we? There's usually a line but I gave a blow job to one of MK's moderators, so we should get right through...Yeah, need Dramamine or are you good?
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feeling dizzy over here, i might need the nyquil to put me out of this misery....
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Allrighty then....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:21am.
So AC360, mah boo's show, featured this as Shot of the Day, it was also noted he has been blasting BeSasha in his office......
Mah Boo needs an intervention.
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Sounds to me more like he needs a hook up *winkwink**nudgenudge*;)
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:22am.
@letinstar....
shhhh! don't reveal all my secrets...you know i'm totally hot and bothered over the lump in his crotch area and that hairy back...
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You know what they say, more lumpin' for the humpin'...
'kay, let's head off to the DListed vomitorium, shall we? There's usually a line but I gave a blow job to one of MK's moderators, so we should get right through...Yeah, need Dramamine or are you good?
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feeling dizzy over here, i might need the nyquil to put me out of this misery....
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
I bet his no-no hole crack space smells musty, ripe and gamey as hell the way he's sweatin' up a storm.
Gross. Yep. I just grossed myself out. I forgot the golden rule of humor: NEVER VISUALIZE THE SICK SHIT YOU SAY!
@letinstar....
shhhh! don't reveal all my secrets...you know i'm totally hot and bothered over the lump in his crotch area and that hairy back...
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You know what they say, more lumpin' for the humpin'...
'kay, let's head off to the DListed vomitorium, shall we? There's usually a line but I gave a blow job to one of MK's moderators, so we should get right through...Yeah, need Dramamine or are you good?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
So AC360, mah boo's show, featured this as Shot of the Day, it was also noted he has been blasting BeSasha in his office......
Mah Boo needs an intervention.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:05am.
Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:03am.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:58pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:48pm.
i'm damaged beyond repair after witnessing this...
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Here, have some PURPLE DRANK...and some Krispy Kreme donuts, and some Kraft Mac and Cheese and a Hot Pocket, and some Lil' Debbie's and some Slim Jims...What do you mean you feel sick? PUSSY!
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the only thing that'll make me feel better is some ding dongs...i've been craving those for while..you're right, i need to be strong after seeing this nastiness...i'm taking deep breaths and trying to find a happy place...
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Yeah...Plus you know you want a piece of that man muffin...you know you do...
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shhhh! don't reveal all my secrets...you know i'm totally hot and bothered over the lump in his crotch area and that hairy back...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:03am.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:58pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:48pm.
i'm damaged beyond repair after witnessing this...
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Here, have some PURPLE DRANK...and some Krispy Kreme donuts, and some Kraft Mac and Cheese and a Hot Pocket, and some Lil' Debbie's and some Slim Jims...What do you mean you feel sick? PUSSY!
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the only thing that'll make me feel better is some ding dongs...i've been craving those for while..you're right, i need to be strong after seeing this nastiness...i'm taking deep breaths and trying to find a happy place...
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Yeah...Plus you know you want a piece of that man muffin...you know you do...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:58pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:48pm.
i'm damaged beyond repair after witnessing this...
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Here, have some PURPLE DRANK...and some Krispy Kreme donuts, and some Kraft Mac and Cheese and a Hot Pocket, and some Lil' Debbie's and some Slim Jims...What do you mean you feel sick? PUSSY!
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the only thing that'll make me feel better is some ding dongs...i've been craving those for while..you're right, i need to be strong after seeing this nastiness...i'm taking deep breaths and trying to find a happy place...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:48pm.
i'm damaged beyond repair after witnessing this...
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Here, have some PURPLE DRANK...and some Krispy Kreme donuts, and some Kraft Mac and Cheese and a Hot Pocket, and some Lil' Debbie's and some Slim Jims...What do you mean you feel sick? PUSSY!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
he stole my moves!
http://nocheezplease.blogspot.com/
i'm damaged beyond repair after witnessing this...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
That was disgustingly disturbing.
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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:21pm.
TL - bilingual means something other than what you're thinking. Unless you are wanting some pepe le pew action?
Are you sure you're not canadian? that sounds a lot like cereal box french.
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Yes, I knew there would be some jelly h8n on all my Frencherie skills, but I didn't think it would be from you, TITS! I guess you are too jelly of my HWAT COUTEER...yep, I brangin' out the fancy French, bitch...
Yeah...Oh, and just so you know, it's not "cereal box french" as you so crudely put it, it's 'box du cereale Francais"... And just so you know, I'm drinking French wine...from the box with a straw...but still...I'm SOOOOO sophisticatee....(that's French for fancy-like...)...Mmmm'mmm, so talk to the paw...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Sad thing is, he's still more talented than BeYAWNce.
You can see from the side that the fat loser has a towel shoved in there over his probably teeny junk.
TL i accidently tasted cat food once - i thought it was choc icing that had sprayed from the egg beaters.
how can you eat that shit? or is it like true blood for vampires?
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TL - bilingual means something other than what you're thinking. Unless you are wanting some pepe le pew action?
Are you sure you're not canadian? that sounds a lot like cereal box french.
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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 10:52pm.
TITS, splain that upper peepee region ta me? Je ne me no understando faux pas...Yeah, that's French, bitches, I speak French and shit...
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all fat, no muscle - the dudes got what is sometimes referred to as an apron. It hangs down over his peepee area giving the illusion of girth, when it is in fact flab.
I doubt he could run fast, or put up much of a fight and I KNOW that's the info you're really looking for.
TL - who taste tests canned cat food and kibbles? I've always wondered.
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Holy shit, TITS, you could do a whole Dlisted FAQ about upper Peepee fat! (But why does his lower peepee look like that?)
Oh, and believe it or not HUMANS of all beasts taste test cat food first...I learned that as a tiger cub watchin' '70's game show tv...which is where I learned to speak fluent French...Quoi? Vous no quandez je espechezie da French?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
That is a weird looking "apron." Maybe he has a huge hernia.