Thursday, November 20th 2008
Looks Like Somebody Got A Hold Of Daddy's Bottle Of Sun-In
Katie Price launched her line of lingerie today in England and brought her 3-year-old son Junior with her. She wanted Harvey to come along instead, because more people show up when he's around, but he won't have anything to do with that whorey shit.
I'm not a mommy or anything, but isn't 3 a little too young to highlight your kid's hair? When I 5 I told my mom I wanted blonde hair. She handed me a yellow t-shirt and told me to wear that shit over my head. I did and I thought I looked like Barbie. I'm easily fooled.
Maybe Katie and Peter probably thought the highlights would compliment his future spray tan, earring and tattoo arm band. He'll get those things next year.
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Who even cares about that slut?
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All her kids are butt ugly.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Mel B hotter
Those outdated poses are so last century.
Change your tacky ass image it's late.
That scrawny ass body pays her bills though. SHIT
Naturalness and Fierceness is the key for 09 10 and 11 and beyond get some!!!!
M O B First Black Lady 09.
Happy Days
hmmm she needs to grow an ass & hips
she is not sexy at all
is it me of does mini-andre look like a mini redneck teenager already?
all that's missing is the gold hoop in one ear and a scar on his neck ...
She took her 3-year-old son to her lingerie launch?!? I hope there's a fund started for his psychiatric issues later on.
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They were dork-sided!
Little heads with full sets of teeth freak me out.
Woman, keep your goddamn clothes on. You have three kids. Get over your obsession with proving you're still "hot".
And wash that fake tanning shit off. You look a burnt Orange.
I am no fan of hers but that kid is really cute. Unlike his sister who looks like mummy was back on the bottle when she was pregnant. I know this is rotten but that kid has FAS written all over her.
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Excluding her flat ass, why is it that the stupidest and least deserving seem to be the "hottest" and most genetically gifted???
Bitch.
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Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:11am.
Her body really isn't that great,she really has a flat ass and the fake tits do nothing for me.Her son is a cutie though.
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Exactly right. I've always been an admirer of fine asses and this chick has a non-existent one. Nope. Of course I'm prej for the bubble butt ghetto onion anyhow but that's my taste.
Her body really isn't that great,she really has a flat ass and the fake tits do nothing for me.Her son is a cutie though.
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Submitted by blaaaake on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 1:07am.
she might be trash, but she's trash with a nice ass.
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Ass? What ass? Huh? Seriously, dude. She's all stems!
she might be trash, but she's trash with a nice ass.
Christ, that is one ugly kid.
She has a very nice forehead. but her skin looks odd.
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Cute. She's got satanist written all over her
Submitted by . on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 7:43pm.
Isn't that how Jesus is pronouned in Spanish
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Si mija. Well, i say it more like HEH-ssooss
"When I 5 I told my mom I wanted blonde hair. She handed me a yellow t-shirt and told me to wear that shit over my head."
MK, you had a childhood most people only dream of. LMAO I'm envious. :) Your mommy sounds funny as hell. hahaha
Rich and famous people suck.
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Submitted by gyeah on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 7:38pm.
Hey Zeus is a great name but i think i'll call it Jesus when i introduce it the fams.
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You iz a clever, clever mama jama of the second coming of numero dose! :)) Isn't that how Jesus is pronouned in Spanish or was I off? But, obviously you 'got it' regardless. lol
Submitted by . on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:12pm.
If that was a 'holy shit' then I hope you named it "Hey Zeus". You know, for posterity and stuff and the end of days and other scary shit.
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Hey Zeus is a great name but i think i'll call it Jesus when i introduce it the fams.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:25pm.
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Submitted by gyeah on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:42pm.
Hey Zeus, huh? Maybe that's what's in the leotard dude's fromagarie area (posted video).
He's got a baby-shaped leo-turd.
Maybe? And why did you look at it gyeah???
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No wait, me confused. Hey Zeus was born out of me gut bustin' on LoLo's joke not Fatty Voom Batty dancing in the basement.
Submitted by Paige123 on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:43pm.
The dimples on that kid are adorable
That's incipient gay-face. He's getting it from his daddy.
I thought she took some of the fake fun out of her fake fun bags? It look like a world of fake fun in that skankwear tittay sling she got going on....WTF? She did get an AWESOME nose job, though...
And, I hate to say that a child is ugly, so I'm just going to call him fug...Harvey, he ain't...(Harvey is too cute!)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
she doesn't look so bad.. what's all the fuss about?
i am calling bullsh*t
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:37pm.
No more Snaggle-toofed Snapes?!?!?!?!?!
*weeps uncontrollably*
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The dimples on that kid are adorable
Submitted by mike on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:34pm.
that's one ugly kid
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:34pm.
But won't get them. Brits seem to adore crooked teefs.
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A few weeks ago there was pic of Alan "Be Still My Beating Heart" Rickman up here and apparently he got his teefs fixed. He kinda lost some of his charm.
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Come on baby, do a slow float you're a good looking riverboat
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:33pm.
Junior gonna need braces in a few years.
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But won't get them. Brits seem to adore crooked teefs.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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that's one ugly kid
Junior gonna need braces in a few years.
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Come on baby, do a slow float you're a good looking riverboat
Harvey would probably tell her to fuck off in that whorey ass get up. Junior is looking like a fag in the making...just like his daddy!
Your face!
I once had shoulder length hair during my hard rock headbanger phase.
Now that I think about it...it was a pain in the ass.
Submitted by . on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:12pm.
Submitted by gyeah on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:42pm.
Hey Zeus, huh? Maybe that's what's in the leotard dude's fromagarie area (posted video).
He's got a baby-shaped leo-turd.
Maybe? And why did you look at it gyeah???
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:19pm.
Your mum would have hated my hair. It's straight, fine, and totally limp.
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Much like Little Pudge.
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Come on baby, do a slow float you're a good looking riverboat
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:09pm.
Your mum would have hated my hair. It's straight, fine, and totally limp.
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:07pm.
I hope that you got sweet justified revenge on your brother.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:07pm.
Clarisse, that sucks! I hope you've gotten even with your brother since then!
The pixie isn't as bad as getting the haircut. My great uncle Tom had a beauty salon for years. I think "blue dyes" were his specialty. Anyway, I'd have to sit on a stool in his smelly basement with Uncle Tom smoking a nasty stogie while he cut my hair. It was all I could do not to bawl. I do remember getting rewarded with Dairy Queen afterwards, though.
Oh, and what will Katie Price be launching a new line of next? Tampons? Cell phones? Pregnancy tests?
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Submitted by gyeah on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:42pm.
LoLo!!!!!!! holy shit a turd shaped like a baby just came out of me
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If that was a 'holy shit' then I hope you named it "Hey Zeus". You know, for posterity and stuff and the end of days and other scary shit.
Submitted by No Words on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:02pm.
Okay, I think Katie's bod is fantastic. There, I said it.
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I like the body of the lady without the belly button.
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Come on baby, do a slow float you're a good looking riverboat
Her thighs are so strange, they don't curve naturally from the hips. Lipo perhaps? Better to stick with to leg lifts and squats.
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
- Susan B. Anthony
Oh, jeez.
My mom used to take me to this fancy department store on Long Island called Best & Co. that had a salon for rugrats.
And as the person was cuting my hair my mom would say "Oh, doesn't she have the most beautiful hair?"
I was mortified.
It wasn't until I was 12 that she would let me grow it.
When I got older she used to say "Why don't you DO something with your hair? Are you just going to let it HANG THERE?!?!?!"
Crazy bitch.
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Come on baby, do a slow float you're a good looking riverboat
Submitted by No Words on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:02pm.
Okay, I think Katie's bod is fantastic. There, I said it.
*runs away*
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Yeah, I was being a bit harsh about her back fat admittedly. Hell, she has a body better than a lot of 20-somethings and she's had KIDS. She's not ugly but I think her self-esteem must be mighty low to wear so much fake-up and Frederick's of Hollyweird crap.
Deb!
Oh don't be jealous! My mom was the perfect wife, but a shite mother. While she would never cut my hair because Dad said so, she also wouldn't help me with it. I have naturally curly hair too!
Oh! And when my mom was hanging clothes on the line, she would sit me in the clothes basket. Well, my brother would stand there behind her back and put pinchy clothes pins in my hair then run by and swat them out! Good times! Good times!
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:02pm.
Orange skin and black hair don't go together.
((whispers))
Which one of us is gonna tell her?
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Tell her what? That Halloween's over? I will.
Hey, Katie: Halloween's over. Take off the fright-wig, put away your trashy costume, and wash garish make-up off! Now!!!!
(I don't think that she's listening.)
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:02pm.
Orange skin and black hair don't go together.
((whispers))
Which one of us is gonna tell her?
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...psst. NOBODY. If she had a REAL friend someone would have already told her by now. I'd HOPE. :\
Orange skin and black hair don't go together.
((whispers))
Which one of us is gonna tell her?
I predict a bitter, hateful tell-all book from this kiddy in 20 or so years....ala 'My G-String Mother' by Gyspy Rose Lee's son.
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Okay, I think Katie's bod is fantastic. There, I said it.
*runs away*