Isn't This Lovely?
Hand me my shank, some artist-type is fucking with our Crackie of Camden. Nobody fucks with Wino, but us! We're the only ones allowed to make fun of her ass! Can you believe this shit right here? Artist Marco Perego created of a statue of Wino, dead in a pool of blood. There's a statue of William Burroughs near her, carrying a gun. It is selling for $100,000. Good fucking luck selling that mess.
The hos at NYC's Half Gallery said Marco made it as a tribute to Wino and Burroughs. They explained this shit: "In September of 1951, William Burroughs, playing a dangerous game of William Tell, shot his wife Joan Vollmer in the head and killed her. This sculpture is a re-creation of that event which is conflating timelines and literary history to create something that's fantasy but is totally lifelike."
Lifelike?! Wino hasn't looked like that for years. The sculpture is too clean, too fat and Wino wouldn't be caught dead (pardon the pun) with nails that shiny and new looking! She doesn't leave the house unless her fingers are covered in crack dirt and ciggie smoke. And what the hell kind of GD outfit is that?! Is that Wino or a soccer mom? And I'm going to pretend I'm not looking at that Minnie Mouse mask. That shit should've been a box of ice pops instead.
There's no need to get my shank. This obviously isn't our Wino!
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IS SHE PREGNANT?
Can anyone else see that Jersey's on fire right now!!!!!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
lmao @ Jeffro & the Kanye poop!
Submitted by missy on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:27pm.
fucking retarded
i hate fucking hate people
wheres that puppy cam
/Here, have some hot chocolate and a back rub.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Fuck. It's snowing again!
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When did Amy Winehouse go on a date with Phil Spector?
Submitted by mishma on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:37pm.
Whoda thunk, her brain is a red bell pepper. That's hot
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LMFAO!
Datsa one-a speecy spicy a peppa!
Whoda thunk, her brain is a red bell pepper. That's hot
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:35pm.
. OMG it's a pepper!
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Thank you, Snowy. I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw that shit. I was like, WTF? Am I hallucinating a red bell fuckin' pepper in that photo or what? haha
ha ha ha Salem Pop art aint all that now is it suga britches? nope
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
If I take a crap that looks like Kanye (most of em do), can I call it art and get $50K for it?
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WOW...She looks so adorable. Just saw her on a singles dating site ~~~*** S i n g l e p a r e n t K i s s . C o m *** ~~~ yesterday. omeone said she is looking for someone she can love, who loves her back, so she uploaded her hot photos there. Is she a single mom or want to be now?----you must will be pleasantly surprised after you find her.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
If this bitch dies from a shot it won't be because of a bullet.
Salem, no flames from me.
Not funny but just enough realistic to be effed up frightening.
Is that a fuckin' red bell pepper sitting in the pool of weird [blood?] near her hair? ICK.
The odds that Wino dies by gunshot are not good.
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"Instead of following my heart and doing something that made me really happy, I just did it [marriage] for the idea of everything." (Britney)
I want to see the statue of William S. Burroughs. And that thing on the floor looks nothing like Wino.
Actually this whole piece is just wrong. I need to stop now before I go off on my triade on modern art....
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Miss Priss on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:30pm
omg, Spencers, glitter hairspray and spray farts.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I agree. Not enough scabs, track marks, or bruises to look realistic. The artist must be a hack.
Does this statue come with a bottle of blood or something? Or is that plastic blood like the lastic vomit puddle they have at Spencers
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Now I wanna rent "Naked Lunch".
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
reminds me of our dead homey in the corner, I miss him....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
MINNIE MOUSE IS FAT.
fucking retarded
i hate fucking hate people
wheres that puppy cam
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Sigh, Marco Perego. Way to get my hopes up. Asshole.
Um, that's not the most convenient statue to have. it takes up too much floor space. I'd rather have a Big Boy statue.
"That shit should've been a box of ice pops instead."
Totally read that as box of Ice Poops.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
"Artist" Pfft "art" has REALLY lost its meaning. I blame this on Andy OVERRATED Warhol. There I said it. Flame away.
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She looks 16! Not accurate at all and quite gross to begin with!
Half-Assed Gallery is more like it.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Um, has the artist seen Wino's nails now? They ain't that pretty.
And that's seriously creepy...what does Minnie Mouse have to do with it? Disney kill peoples! Ceackhead peoples
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD