Isn't This Lovely?
Hand me my shank, some artist-type is fucking with our Crackie of Camden. Nobody fucks with Wino, but us! We're the only ones allowed to make fun of her ass! Can you believe this shit right here? Artist Marco Perego created of a statue of Wino, dead in a pool of blood. There's a statue of William Burroughs near her, carrying a gun. It is selling for $100,000. Good fucking luck selling that mess.
The hos at NYC's Half Gallery said Marco made it as a tribute to Wino and Burroughs. They explained this shit: "In September of 1951, William Burroughs, playing a dangerous game of William Tell, shot his wife Joan Vollmer in the head and killed her. This sculpture is a re-creation of that event which is conflating timelines and literary history to create something that's fantasy but is totally lifelike."
Lifelike?! Wino hasn't looked like that for years. The sculpture is too clean, too fat and Wino wouldn't be caught dead (pardon the pun) with nails that shiny and new looking! She doesn't leave the house unless her fingers are covered in crack dirt and ciggie smoke. And what the hell kind of GD outfit is that?! Is that Wino or a soccer mom? And I'm going to pretend I'm not looking at that Minnie Mouse mask. That shit should've been a box of ice pops instead.
There's no need to get my shank. This obviously isn't our Wino!
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Submitted by . on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 4:05pm.
Okay, halt the presses. After overly staring at this mess of a photo I've come to this conclusion:
Disney mask/Red bell pepper with apple stem/white skin-dark hair
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Take the apple = death
Just like Eve, the fruit of temptation.
BTW, Red delicious (kinda lumpy / gnarly):
http://www.baldorfood.com/photos/products/9/55/4559/thumbnails/250x250/A...
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
I have a degree in art history and I say this is SHIT!
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 4:03pm.
Burrough's wifey had a daughter too by her first husband. She was sent to live with her maternal grandparents. His son was sent to live with his parents in Florida while he lived around the world and did as he pleased. He died early from damaging his liver. He was also an alkie like daddy and a writer as well. They didn't get on very well.
Also never understood why Bono of all people had him in a U2 in a video. Since Bono is opposed to violence and murderers.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 4:03pm.
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William Burroughs was as a gay as an Easter bonnet but only came out of the closet in the late 50s...
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Il n'ya plus que la Patagonie, la Patagonie, qui convienne à mon immense tristesse..~Blaise Cendrars
Okay, halt the presses. After overly staring at this mess of a photo I've come to this conclusion:
Disney mask/Red bell pepper with apple stem/white skin-dark hair
Okay, Snow white implications MAYBE if the fuckin' red bell pepper apple stemmed joke of a fruity-vege had a BITE taken out of it.
STUPID.
*Rests case and gives an ahem-cough*
I read that Blake commissioned the piece.
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"Instead of following my heart and doing something that made me really happy, I just did it [marriage] for the idea of everything." (Britney)
Well, *puke* is the first thing I thought of.
"This sculpture is a re-creation of that event which is conflating timelines and literary history to create something that's fantasy but is totally lifelike."
Artistdudesaywhat?
Wino won't die in a pool of blood. Pool of vomit, maybe. Pile of cocaine, maybe. But it won't be a pool of blood. She doesn't have any.
I hate modern "art" and I use that name loosely. It's all about shock value, not talent.
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:57pm.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:54pm.
Its not a bell pepper, its an apple.
Burrough's did a Willaim Tell on his wifey. Put an apple on her head and shot at it...but missed the target.
And he got away with it too! He skipped Mexico while awaiting trial for his crime. I've oftened wondered how his son felt about it?
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I didn't know he had one! Where's ESE when you need him. He'd probably know.
And why couldn't this pic be of Wonky. I want answers dammit!!!
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
FatMarfa!!!
London? *dreamy sigh*
Lucky girl!
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Hair-ron do a body real good!
Smoke it, snort it, inject it, give some to your mom for the Holidays!
THANKS SANTA!
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Why does the apple have a mooseknucke then? I call shenanigans
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 4:00pm.
Ahhhhhh ok.
Well im sure he feels like a real asshole about that. lol
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That's some rotten artist you are correct MK - warm pink skin tone and not a speck of blood (or one stray hair) out of place. Wino should look as healthy as this thing that just got blasted in the brain with a bullet, on a daily basis please.
I think only a statue could have nails that perfect. Which is not Winehousey at all!
FatMartha!! *rubs eyes* Is this an angel I see before me?? haha, I got that line off of Death Becomes Her! But it is fitting for you, too! *winks* I missed you, sooo!!! OH You & London together, wow, that's great!! haha sounds like you are dating the way I put it.. lol. You will be seeing your man soon, too, right??
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
"This sculpture is a re-creation of that event which is conflating timelines and literary history to create something that's fantasy but is totally lifelike."
Uh huh.
What he meant to say was: "Wino (inexplicably) is a hot commodity right now and if I make her look dead on the floor I'll get lots of publicity"
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Il n'ya plus que la Patagonie, la Patagonie, qui convienne à mon immense tristesse..~Blaise Cendrars
Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:57pm.
Uh why did the wife agree to let her husband shoot a fucking apple off her head?
Did he tie her up?
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I have one word for you LoLo....heroin. No more explanation needed.
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
LoLo, as far as I can figure he was very drunk that night when it occured. She his wife who was addicted to bennies was probably smashed to. When he was writting Junky and trying to get it published this happened. His publisher wanted him to write about for the book but he refused. And I don't think he ever wrote or talk about it.
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Submitted by KD on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:56pm.
I think it's an apple. Looks like he's trying to make her look like Snow White.
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KD, I considered that too but the shape and coloring and indentations look like a red bell pepper and NOT an apple. Apples don't grow with those kind of indentations. The artist [if he was trying to convey an apple] is obviously a confused fucktard. lol
I think it's snowing here too, but I work in the dungeon far away from windows. Aliens could land and I'd be clueless about it.
Dot,
It's not so bad...except the morning dash to the shower!!!
Dude,
"Jeez! My a/c would never turn off!" 60 too hot for you?
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Hahahahahaha that looks Exactly like on of my friends after she passes out from being drunk
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:54pm.
Its not a bell pepper, its an apple.
Burrough's did a Willaim Tell on his wifey. Put an apple on her head and shot at it...but missed the target.
And he got away with it too! He skipped Mexico while awaiting trial for his crime. I've oftened wondered how his son felt about it?
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the midwest sucks Clarisse.
hey fatmartha, how's it going?
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Uh why did the wife agree to let her husband shoot a fucking apple off her head?
Did he tie her up?
I wont even let my BF carry the bills to the mail box just in case.
I cant imagine thinking " Hey yeah, you cant pee in the toilet. You have pissed all over the damn thing since the day i met your ass, but shoot this here apple off my noggin ok?"
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PSL (((HEY, pretty lady)))!
Hey FatMartha!!!!!!!!
*snoogles ya both but don't steal my warmth cuz I'm stealing some from our hottie PSL*
Okay, to make this post relevant...
I feel as cold as a corpse if I don't bundle up and "modern art" is a middle finger to the face of REAL artists who know perspective, compostion, color, emotive response etc. The dumb fucks who pay exorbitant prices for paint blobs get what they deserve. CRAP on a platter er canvas.
Submitted by . on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:32pm.
Is that a fuckin' red bell pepper sitting in the pool of weird [blood?] near her hair? ICK.
I think it's an apple. Looks like he's trying to make her look like Snow White.
Submitted by SusanG1986 on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:36pm.
WOW...She looks so adorable. Just saw her on a singles dating site ~~~*** S i n g l e p a r e n t K i s s . C o m *** ~~~ yesterday. omeone said she is looking for someone she can love, who loves her back, so she uploaded her hot photos there. Is she a single mom or want to be now?----you must will be pleasantly surprised after you find her.
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pleasantly suprised to see "hot photos" of a STATUE??!hmm maybe... Or pleasantly suprised when the bell pepper passes its prime?
Clariiiise...
I'm doing well. Been very very busy as of late. Trying to sort out the final details of me GOING TO LONDON THIS SUMMERRRR(!!!!!) for studying abroad. SO excited. Also been spending a lot of my free time at the gym working my toosh off to try to lose some weight before I get there 'cause no one needs to know that I"m a fat American. But yeah. School is wack. But I've got a 3.5 GPA and kicking ass, tyvm. HOO-RAH!!!
How are you mah darlin?
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I'm trippin' ballz, man.
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:50pm.
Yeah! I keep my thermo set at 60. So it's eskimo time at my house too!
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Jeez! My a/c would never turn off! :)
the DUDE! abides...
Its not a bell pepper, its an apple.
Burrough's did a Willaim Tell on his wifey. Put an apple on her head and shot at it...but missed the target.
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
I am nore intrigued by the cockroaches in her hemoglobin. That's what I call achievement, right there
William Burroughs the author of *Naked Lunch* did that?? Somehow it all makes sense.
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Il n'ya plus que la Patagonie, la Patagonie, qui convienne à mon immense tristesse..~Blaise Cendrars
this just downright macabre and rude even to Wino.
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Like there's actually a need for Greenland.you can get ice at 7-Eleven!
So, does the crackhive come fully stocked?
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:50pm.
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Dot,
Yeah! I keep my thermo set at 60. So it's eskimo time at my house too!
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60? Holy fuckballs! I'm such a wuss. I'm whimpering over having mine set at 65! My house actually creaks when the heat churns on now and again. Girl, hats off to you! My hands are frozen even typing this. lol
FatMartha!!
How the hell are you little one!?!?!?!
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I keep my apt like an igloo too.....I working in a house now in the mronings that is so cold, i keep my jacket on....and I am always hot, so a normal person would be freezing.
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yeah baby, yes I know what I am, and yes I don't give a damn, and you'll be loving it
-Christina Aguilera "Keeps Getting Better"
Eh, that is a very strange thing to look at. Why on earth would anyone want to buy it?
And I have to agree, he should have dirtied her up a bit more, well..I mean, alot more.
This thing needs some body scratches, some smeared makeup, proper dirt under her nails, and some fucked up sores on her face to even come close.
Well hello everyone... how are my dearies doing this fine day?
This statue is relevant to my interests....
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I'm trippin' ballz, man.
CTH!
Man, when I win the lottery, I am buying a winter house in Savannah, GA!!!
You are all invited!!
Dot,
Yeah! I keep my thermo set at 60. So it's eskimo time at my house too!
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Of course, some dumbass with more money than taste will buy this shit. just because they can.
Marco ... Perego !!! hee heee couldn't resist.
remember that name though. This is the last time you'll be hearing it.
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:41pm.
Fuck. It's snowing again!
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Bundle up, buttacup. Seriously, keep your footsies and your head warm. I've been keeping my heat down lower than normal so I have to dress like a fuckin' Eskimo in my own house. We have lots of cold rain and wind right now but no snow. Ho-ho-fuckin'-ho.
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:41pm.
Fuck. It's snowing again!
In Lakewood, too and colder than a well digger's ass.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:42pm.
are those quualudes seeping from her bell peppered brain?
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LMAO! Black beauties?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH hahahaha. Sick. *guilty as charged*
LAndi
I love Spencers. I can spend hours in there without buying nothing. Their sexy times games are funny
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cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:40pm.
When did Amy Winehouse go on a date with Phil Spector?
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Hehe! Did he shoot her in the pepper? :O
are those quualudes seeping from her bell peppered brain?