Thursday, November 20th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Karolina Kurkova doesn't have a belly button. I bet her bikini briefs ate it, because it looks like it's moved on to eating her crotch - IDLYITW
Whitney Port gets a little help from a really hot lady (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Hugh Jackman needs to lose the hat - Lainey Gossip
James Franco is not afraid to play gay twice - Towleroad
Hot sexy piece of man meat in Barcelona - Popsugar
Excuse you if "Friends" is not your thing! - Just Jared
The paps still take pictures of Jerry Seinfeld's old piece - Egotastic!
What did I tell you, Panatroll? Cover it up! - Hollywood Tuna
If ScarJo gets pregnant, her boobies will ask for a transfer - Hollywood Rag
The sad part is that I'd probably hit every single of them - Cityrag
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 2:20pm.
If she has no belly button, where does the lint go?
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Its between her ears....
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Didnt we already discuss this chicks no button?
*checks to see if underwear has been changed to verify different day*
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"We do not gnaw on our kitties"
Dr. Evil
She is my favorite. Just saw her on a singles dating site ~~~*** S i n g l e p a r e n t K i s s . C o m *** ~~~ yesterday, and I was pleasantly surprised after I found her photos there. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she a single mom or want to be now?----
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 2:29pm.
I found my cars keys in mine the other day.
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Sheeeeeet! I found a MIA sock the other day myself! Hmmm
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Dang. One Upmanship in the Navel Academy!
Maybe Karolina had surgery and that's why her belly button's gone. That happened to a friend of my dad's and we used to call him an alien.
I have a feeling ScarJo just wants to be pregnant so her boobs can get bigger. Yes, I have to stop picking on her, but I can't help but think that.
Those guido myspace tools whatever the hell they are make my vagina want to die.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 2:29pm.
I found my cars keys in mine the other day.
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Sheeeeeet! I found a MIA sock the other day myself! Hmmm.
Submitted by KD on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 2:24pm.
My bf's belly button is like a black hole. I have never seen one so deep. Man, can that thing collect lint!
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I found my cars keys in mine the other day.
Snowy
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I've missed you HWAT whore
I like how they say that "one is installed using photo editting software" in the catalog photos. You know, kind of like how you install iTunes.
Saggy twat lips personified aside...
WTF did they do to her belly button? PS smudge brush? *perplexedly scratches head*
xxyxz ♥♥♥♥♥♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Ew I hope her belly button was photoshopped off, because if she doesn't have one she's a FREAK!
Your face!
STRANGE!!
In reference to Jeff Dunhams "Walter" character:
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
My bf's belly button is like a black hole. I have never seen one so deep. Man, can that thing collect lint!
Nastaaaay!!
And a big FUCK YOU to Maniston. Dumb bitch. I hate her. Can you tell??
Rich and famous people suck.
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RIMADYL KILLS
I'm sure Jerry still secretly spanks it at the thought of her mamms.
A buddy just emailed this to me, worth the read...
A Different Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light,
I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight.
My wife was asleep, her head on my chest,
My daughter beside me, angelic in rest.
Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white,
Transforming the yard to a winter delight.
The sparkling lights in the tree I believe,
Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve.
My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep,
Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep.
In perfect contentment, or so it would seem,
So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream.
The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near,
But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear.
Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the
sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow.
My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear,
And I crept to the door just to see who was near.
Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night,
A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.
A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old,
Perhaps a Marine, huddled here in the cold.
Alone in the dark, he looked up and smiled,
Standing watch over me, and my wife and my child.
"What are you doing?" I asked without fear,
"Come in this moment, it's freezing out here!
Put down your pack, brush the snow from your sleeve,
You should be at home on a cold Christmas Eve!"
For barely a moment I saw his eyes shift,
Away from the cold and the snow blown in drifts..
To the window that danced with a warm fire's light
Then he sighed and he said "Its really all right,
I'm out here by choice. I'm here every night."
"It's my duty to stand at the front of the line,
That separates you from the darkest of times.
No one had to ask or beg or implore me,
I'm proud to stand here like my fathers before me.
My Gramps died at 'Pearl on a day in December,"
Then he sighed, "That's a Christmas 'Gram always remembers."
My dad stood his watch in the jungles of 'Nam',
And now it is my turn and so, here I am.
I've not seen my own son in more than a while,
But my wife sends me pictures, he's sure got her smile.
Then he bent and he carefully pulled from his bag,
The red, white, and blue... an American flag.
I can live through the cold and the being alone,
Away from my family, my house and my home.
I can stand at my post through the rain and the sleet,
I can sleep in a foxhole with little to eat.
I can carry the weight of killing another,
Or lay down my life with my sister and brother..
Who stand at the front against any and all,
To ensure for all time that this flag will not fall."
" So go back inside," he said, "harbor no fright,
Your family is waiting and I'll be all right."
"But isn't there something I can do, at the least,
"Give you money," I asked, "or prepare you a feast?
It seems all too little for all that you've done,
For being away from your wife and your son."
Then his eye welled a tear that held no regret,
"Just tell us you love us, and never forget.
To fight for our rights back at home while we're gone,
To stand your own watch, no matter how long.
For when we come home, either standing or dead,
To know you remember we fought and we bled.
Is payment enough, and with that we will trust,
That we mattered to you as you mattered to us."
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PLEASE, would you do me the kind favor of sending this to as many
people as you can? Christmas will be coming soon and some credit is due to our
U.S service men and women for our being able to celebrate these
festivities. Let's try in this small way to pay a tiny bit of what we owe. Make people
stop and think of our heroes, living and dead, who sacrificed themselves for us.
LCDR Jeff Giles, SC, USN
30th Naval Construction Regiment
OIC, Logistics Cell One
Al Taqqadum, Iraq
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"Waaaarrrrrriiiorsss, come out to pla-ay!"
*clink clink clink*
WOWOW...She is my favorite. Just saw her on a singles dating site ~~~*** S i n g l e p a r e n t K i s s . C o m *** ~~~ yesterday, and I was pleasantly surprised after I found her photos there. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she a single mom or want to be now?----
Some pics of models really disturb me when you see bones sticking out all over the place. Especially the hips and ribs.
KD: ha ha I hate when they are limp!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
If she has no belly button, where does the lint go?
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Dunno Sugar...I wouldn't touch her with ElB's dick and Dude pushing. Jeffro11 19 Nov
Like Karolina, my husband doesn't have a belly button either. But I always thought he was from another planet anyhoo.
I'd rather have that, than those nasty ass outie belly button, those things freak me out.
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WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT!!
is that photoshopped?!?!?!?! it looks like a putty tummy
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"I'll admit it. I love Sienna Miller because immoral sluts need to stick together." -- MK
I guess the photoshop ho went a little to far this time.
LOL@ Snowpiece!
Hey, I thought of you yesterday when I was buying snowpeas! :) They were all limp.
Who cares about the belly button? I C Toe!
the DUDE! abides...
If she has no navel, how was she born?
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
OMG WE GET IT! She doesn't have a belly button. Ugh I don't get what the big deal is.
James, Javier, and Scarjo are hot.
LMAO at that Cityrag link. MK you have no shame.
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WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT!!
that is sooo freaky
what is Jimmy Bocca doing in City Rag?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
WHERE THE HELL IS THAT BITCHES BELLYBUTTON!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!
I'm scared for life now.
Duh, it's because her name is really Eve.
I was never really all that into Friends. THey just all seemed like a bunch of self absorbed, shallow twats.
Karolina? No bellybutton?? You're outta here!
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"Instead of following my heart and doing something that made me really happy, I just did it [marriage] for the idea of everything." (Britney)
GROSS.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Uhm...gag!
what happened to her belly button?