Thursday, November 20th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Karolina Kurkova doesn't have a belly button. I bet her bikini briefs ate it, because it looks like it's moved on to eating her crotch - IDLYITW
Whitney Port gets a little help from a really hot lady (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Hugh Jackman needs to lose the hat - Lainey Gossip
James Franco is not afraid to play gay twice - Towleroad
Hot sexy piece of man meat in Barcelona - Popsugar
Excuse you if "Friends" is not your thing! - Just Jared
The paps still take pictures of Jerry Seinfeld's old piece - Egotastic!
What did I tell you, Panatroll? Cover it up! - Hollywood Tuna
If ScarJo gets pregnant, her boobies will ask for a transfer - Hollywood Rag
The sad part is that I'd probably hit every single of them - Cityrag
ShareThis
i love cheese!
thanks for the link xxyxz, it seems many people are navelly challenged.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:05pm.
NO!!!!
to the the recovering soldiers
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Come on baby, do a slow float you're a good looking riverboat
CtoTheHoffalina
NO GREEN BEANS
No TENNIS CANS
NO COUNTY!!!!
OKAY!!
*kisses*
that picture of kk is creepy
that picture of JA looks like angie jo's last cover..inflated lips and all. LOL. i'm glad i'm not the only one who hated friends.
CARROT FACE!
I READ YOUR LINK DMX! IT EXPLAINS A LOT!
MAYBE SHE DID HAVE SURGERY!
COMMON SENSE WOULD LEAD US TO THAT CONCLUSION AFTER ALL.
HOW HAVE YOU TWO BEEN?
IM JUST YELLING!
DONT MIND ME!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:04pm.
I don't support the war, but I love the troops.
I want them all home safely, are you listening prez Obama?
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:04pm.
LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:01pm
I make of embrace with amazes your chi chi parts.
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I am for have you embrace and make forward air hand engorge at lips of diamonds!
xxyxz!!! So I see, you show up when I leave for lunch times! ok.. I will not share my lunch box twinkie w/ you, nor will I share my ho ho's w/ you! *turns head* hmph!!
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
xxyxz - can we please be cranky together? I've had about enough of international last names I can't pronounce.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 2:45pm.
Jeffro
I bou8ght a box of 20 holiday cards yesterday and all of then are going to:
A Recovering American Soldier
c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center
6900 Georgia Avenue,NW
Washington,D.C. 20307-5001
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um... are the envelopes all addressed to you?
kiss kiss
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:05pm.
snowy, Hoffalina, I have a cheese bun. Let's eat it, make cheese poops and pow wow around them.
Did someone say cheese? what sort?
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:02pm.
what the hell is wrong with the HTML bold tags??!?!?!
I use them all the time whne I create web pages at work
when I actally do any work
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Come on baby, do a slow float you're a good looking riverboat
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:02pm.
XXYXZ solved the mystery!!!!
i SORRY
:" XXYXZ, I will atone by eating your tenniscans and having a poo baby.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
snowy, Hoffalina, I have a cheese bun. Let's eat it, make cheese poops and pow wow around them.
Thankyou mrs.K! I thought I was invisable or something!
kidding! I'm just in a very PMS-y mood today
lol. I'll come back in a week or something
Everyone:
Being ex-military, I always have my bretheren in mind, but I tend to get more sappy during the holidays, please bear with me. Thank you for pitching in where you can, or even simply saying a prayer for those in harm's way if that is all the means you have...No effort is too small.
If anyone is looking for a longer-term way to support our folks in uniform, you may want to check out this site: http://www.soldiersangels.org/
Thank you,
Jeffro
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"Waaaarrrrrriiiorsss, come out to pla-ay!"
*clink clink clink*
LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:01pm
I make of embrace with amazes your chi chi parts.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
LCT! wot's happenin hot stuff?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:00pm.
Hey GIG
How do you do the BOLD?
I used HTML tags, , but it didn't work.
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napping during your web course?
hang your head in shame.
< strong > text < / strong > no spaces
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XXYXZ solved the mystery!!!!
The very LEAST you ingrates could do is read her link.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/7738144.stm
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Come on baby, do a slow float you're a good looking riverboat
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:01pm.
I am for to have dream times! All my hotnesses are here!
NOW IT'S A PARTY! A POOP PARTY!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Good gosh y'all.. I just posted a link..
It's really not that strange!
*pops some Midol*
*looks for Oklahoma for some fukitol and xanax*
I am for to have dream times! All my hotnesses are here!
Jeffro - that wasn't funny or dirty.
seriously though this statement: Christmas will be coming soon and some credit is due to our U.S service men and women for our being able to celebrate these
festivities.
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are you honestly telling us that people wouldn't be able to celebrate the holidays if it wasn't for the us starting wars and invading other countries at huge loss of life for the invaded and the invaders??
How does that work?
That's one hell of a high horse.
In the true spirit of the upcoming holiday season, I'd rather see peacekeepers lauded, not war-makers.
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Hey GIG
How do you do the BOLD?
I used HTML tags, , but it didn't work.
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Come on baby, do a slow float you're a good looking riverboat
I think the whole, NO BELLY BUTTON thing is a Russian thing. I had a little boy in my class when I was a preschool teacher, who had been adopted from Russia. He had no belly button either. ::strange:: but true.
_Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 2:56pm.
Lo, let's go hang out at Columbia and stalk your man, Franco
Ok im down!
Can we wear all black and walk on our tippy toes?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I saw a picture from a while ago of her and noticed she didn't have one. It's really weird.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
Lo, let's go hang out at Columbia and stalk your man, Franco
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by Albatross on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 2:54pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 2:55pm.
That's an excellent idea!
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That was Jeffro's idea not mine.
I'm just doing as requested by our resident mensch and all around good guy.
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Come on baby, do a slow float you're a good looking riverboat
ha ha ha im just being all bitchitchity because i was looking for stuff on youtube and ran across some Firehose videos and I forgot that i was once young and carefree and so very "alternative" and filled with all these shit dreams and now im wearing a sweater set and pearls like a total douche bag office person and i couldnt find my pot this morning and i have major dust allergies that make my nose bleed and NYC aint never getting rid of the dirt and dust sooo.....
*deep breath*
LMAO at dingo ate my belly button and going potty!
Here is the videos i was crying to.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znGA0OPWV3U&feature=related
This one i sang durring the entire Bush reign.
"there are doubts in your ability..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l94v8u1Cv_o
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 2:50pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 2:45pm.
Jeffro
I bou8ght a box of 20 holiday cards yesterday and all of then are going to:
A Recovering American Soldier
c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center
6900 Georgia Avenue,NW
Washington,D.C. 20307-5001
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BLESS YOU, MRS. K
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That choked me up Jeffro. Thanks for posting it.
Mrs. K., that's a good idea. Thanks for posting the address.
thats so nasty.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 2:45pm
That's an excellent idea!
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President Obama - Get used to it! :)
mystery solved
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/7738144.stm
Dork Alert: Here's a fun, not-too-easy quiz to test your knowledge of US civics (govt, the Constitution, voting, etc.):
http://www.americancivicliteracy.org/resources/quiz.aspx
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"Instead of following my heart and doing something that made me really happy, I just did it [marriage] for the idea of everything." (Britney)
Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 2:46pm.
Sounds like somebody pushed LoLo's belly button! It does sound a little childish, like saying you have to go potty.
Maniston totally looks like a guy in that picture. Yeeesh!
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President Obama - Get used to it! :)
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 2:45pm.
Jeffro
I bou8ght a box of 20 holiday cards yesterday and all of then are going to:
A Recovering American Soldier
c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center
6900 Georgia Avenue,NW
Washington,D.C. 20307-5001
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BLESS YOU, MRS. K
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"Waaaarrrrrriiiorsss, come out to pla-ay!"
*clink clink clink*
@Jeffro 11
Done :)
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"We do not gnaw on our kitties"
Dr. Evil
wrong page...
anybellybutton
she had surgery when she was a baby
Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 2:46pm.
Wheres my belly button?
I dont have a belly button?
Have you seen my belly button?
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maybe the dingo ate your belly button
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Come on baby, do a slow float you're a good looking riverboat
Javier Bardem -- Sorry, can't get with the sexy on that one. Not seeing it. Maybe if he were better groomed.
ScarJo -- Aren't the words, "desperately want to start a family" Hollywood code for "already pregnant but it's too soon to tell you?"
Wheres my belly button?
I dont have a belly button?
Have you seen my belly button?
Do you have a belly button?
I dont have a belly.... *slaps the bitch hard*
I hate the words belly and button together.
Im not even sure why.
I say naval.
cause im cunty
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Gross. That picture is like something out of the X-Files...
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
Jeffro
I bou8ght a box of 20 holiday cards yesterday and all of then are going to:
A Recovering American Soldier
c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center
6900 Georgia Avenue,NW
Washington,D.C. 20307-5001
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Come on baby, do a slow float you're a good looking riverboat
Nice fucking camel toe!! *BARF*....she probably had a tummy tuck and they just went ahead and removed her belly button. It looks surgically removed or something...
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 2:23pm.
Nastaaaay!!
And a big FUCK YOU to Maniston. Dumb bitch. I hate her. Can you tell??
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When did you become a hater?????
No belly button to match with the rest of it:
no body fat, no boobs, no body hair.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 2:22pm.
A buddy just emailed this to me, worth the read...
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Awe, jeffro - that was beautiful. Really made me tear up. And I will send it to my family and friends. Thanks!!
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo