Thursday, November 20th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Karolina Kurkova doesn't have a belly button. I bet her bikini briefs ate it, because it looks like it's moved on to eating her crotch - IDLYITW
Whitney Port gets a little help from a really hot lady (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Hugh Jackman needs to lose the hat - Lainey Gossip
James Franco is not afraid to play gay twice - Towleroad
Hot sexy piece of man meat in Barcelona - Popsugar
Excuse you if "Friends" is not your thing! - Just Jared
The paps still take pictures of Jerry Seinfeld's old piece - Egotastic!
What did I tell you, Panatroll? Cover it up! - Hollywood Tuna
If ScarJo gets pregnant, her boobies will ask for a transfer - Hollywood Rag
The sad part is that I'd probably hit every single of them - Cityrag
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:22pm.
Im like, loosing my religion and stuff.
Remember when that song was cool?
I was more firm then LOL!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Although not a suporter of our own vast stupidity I feel deeply for those who desire to serve.
I am not an avid lunatic who spouts off at the mouth about the right and wrong of it all. Instead I have enough sense to realize there are circumstances which lead these men and women onto a path which they are not sure of themselves.
Sadly, most of our service members are as powerless over the decisions made for them as we all are.
I'm done now thanks.
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"We do not gnaw on our kitties"
Dr. Evil
Please don't let Kanye learn html, he make bloods from lens of see.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Um...That Javier Bardem is yummy!
MK, Please tell me you are kidding about hitting those Gui-Douches!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by . on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:16pm.
You're not the only one! I'm resisting the urge to set my avvie pic as my work computer's background image. With layoffs looming at our company, I can't risk getting caught doing anything, um, inappropriate while at work.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:22pm.
I FORGOT, WHAT ARE WE SHOUTING ABOUT??
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LOOOUUUDDD NOIIISSEEESS!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!
I love lamp.
KK's crotch looks like dots Av. Remember when that Desperate Housewive girl, that's married to that Bball player came out on stage in a white bathing suit.. Oh her crotch creeped me out!! I think she was wearing a pad to make her man eater disappear!!
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
I FORGOT, WHAT ARE WE SHOUTING ABOUT??
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by LoLo: "i was once young and carefree and so very "alternative" and filled with all these shit dreams and now im wearing a sweater set and pearls like a total douche bag office person and i couldnt find my pot this morning and i have major dust allergies that make my nose bleed and NYC aint never getting rid of the dirt and dust sooo....."
Oh, LoLo. You are me. Wait until you have kids. I still have trouble believing that I am an adult and an upstanding citizen and that sometimes I nod in agreement when listening to the right-wing talk-show hosts. *sigh*
ELB no, you have to go < perez > < hilton > for that to work right
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
When is everyone going to realize that we're big evolved boys and girls now and it is possible to find harmony and balance WITHOUT BLOWING EACH OTHERS FUCKING HEADS OFF YOU IGNORANT CAVEMEN?!
OK! WHAT HOR FORGOT TO CLOSE THE TAB??? AGAIN??????
UN BOLD THIS SHIT PLEASE THANKS!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:16pm.
YOU MEAN LIKE THIS?!?!?!
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Shower offer!
On a serious uh-huh note for those playing with the coding here: Use the preview if you want to try out using the html stuff. There's also a "More information about formatting options" link, you lazy biotches. http://dlisted.com/filter/tips
Me? I don't care about bold or italics. I just get uppercase if I want to be BOLD and if I want to whisper a Woodchuck to Gray Squirrel comment I use *asterisks*. Teehee.
everyone's in blod now
Thanks GIG i always wanted to know how to "bold"
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Oh God, not another "I love war and I'm going to try to make you see that war is awesome and fuck you if you don't support the troops" thread.
Jerry's old piece Shoshanna looks smoking hot!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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< gay > Hallo < /gay >
Did this come out pink and fruity?
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Dunno Sugar...I wouldn't touch her with ElB's dick and Dude pushing. Jeffro11 19 Nov
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:02pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:00pm.
Hey GIG
How do you do the BOLD?
I used HTML tags, , but it didn't work.
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napping during your web course?
hang your head in shame.
< strong > text < / strong > no spaces
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Ha ha ha! Damn, I typed the code, but then or course you can't SEE the code when you post it! I should really try to stay awake in class.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:00pm.
are you honestly telling us that people wouldn't be able to celebrate the holidays if it wasn't for the us starting wars and invading other countries at huge loss of life for the invaded and the invaders??
How does that work?
That's one hell of a high horse.
In the true spirit of the upcoming holiday season, I'd rather see peacekeepers lauded, not war-makers.
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Well, I knew there'd be at least one.
So, from atop my high horse:
The USA was founded by people willing to sacrifice for the greater good of a nation, and she and her values are to be defended by her military. Those values may become twisted by government and politicians with personal(financial)agendas, but a soldier's duty is not to question the orders handed down from above. Legal Orders are not open to interpretation or amendment.
Our Constitution gives you or anyone else to say anything you want about pretty much anything, and as a patriot I must respect those rights, just as you should respect my rights to voice my opinions.
We all know the real reason why our military is in harm's way in the Middle East...it's got nothing to do with being able to enjoy the goddamn holidays in safety. If I could hand a beatdown to the CEO of Exxon-Mobil, I'd do it, but I can't.
What I can do is ASK people to simply remember that while they are safe at home enjoying the holidays with friends and family, that there are military personnel who can't, because they are FOLLOWING ORDERS. Remember the thousands of children whose holidays are tainted by the fact that Mommy or Daddy isn't there with them...and may never come back.
Take what you want from my words, tell me that I'm full of shit, I don't really care...because I know WHY you have the right to say such things, even if you refuse to acknowledge it.
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"Waaaarrrrrriiiorsss, come out to pla-ay!"
*clink clink clink*
LOLO TIMES CAPS TIMES ARE THE BEST TIMES IN THE HISTORY OF WORLD TIMES!
GO TEAM CAPS!
Sorry Miss ME. I will write it on the blackboard 1000 times! ;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
Self did mad bloop times in eye of soldier.
WHORES
FUCK BOLD I LOVE CAPS!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
When you bold, italicize, etc, you need to remember to CLOSE the tag with /strong>
YOU MEAN LIKE THIS?!?!?!
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Come on baby, do a slow float you're a good looking riverboat
Submitted by JillyPoo on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:12pm.
Belly button or no belly button, Karolina is still my favorite VS Angel.
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JP, you could tell me the grass is blue and the sky is green with that avatar. Sad, I know but I can't be the only one boldy blinded and seriously smitten by the Depster.
Dot, it's not shallow. Men like Jackman exist so women can be unclassy and ogle him.
OK Xxyxz!! You have a good lunch! I'll be keeping an Eye out for you.. *puts eye out on desk* There!
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:00pm.
Hey GIG
How do you do the BOLD?
I used HTML tags, , but it didn't work.
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Mrs. K:
You type the word "strong" with these brackets around it: < insert strong here >. Insert your text after it.
Then type "strong" inside these brackets:
after your finished text.
Boy, now the brackets aren't showing up!
Mrs.Kravitz did it work?! Now the effing last bracket isn't showing up in my post! It's strong with the <> with a /(backslash) in the brackets before strong.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23
BOLD OF BEAUTIFUL STRONG BLOOPS
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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~~~She is my favorite. I saw her on a singles dating site ~~~*** S i n g l e p a r e n t K i s s . C o m *** ~~~ yesterday, someone said she is looking for someone she can love, who loves her back, so she uploaded her hot photos there. I was pleasantly surprised after I found her there. Is she a single mom or want to be now?----
I think that was me, LOL I was just trying out Greeny's technique and the whole world went BOLD!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:12pm.
I would fist myself before I avatared a Baldwin. It's our good Jowling friend, Hugh Jackman.
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LMFAO @ the fisting comment.
Hugh Jackman. I had to google him and then I was like, "Oh him! HOT!" hahahaha. Shallow. I know. *shame face*
BYE XXYXZ
CHEDDAR CHEESE POO BABY TIMES, ALLRIGHTY.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
OK, WHO BOLDED?
Belly button or no belly button, Karolina is still my favorite VS Angel.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Submitted by . on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:11pm.
LC, is that a Baldwin in your avatar? I'm behind here on the dlisted so I prolly should know this. lol
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I would fist myself before I avatared a Baldwin. It's our good Jowling friend, Hugh Jackman.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:06pm.
thanks
At work I use "b" but it didn't seem to work here.
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Come on baby, do a slow float you're a good looking riverboat
COCKroach times
No...It isn't close though
Greeny is Good,
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:09pm.
LC, is that a Baldwin in your avatar? I'm behind here on the dlisted so I prolly should know this. lol
Picking on the disabled again are we? You make me sick! She cant have her belly button adorned with jewellry, thought about that? Incomplete woman!
I bought 20 xmas cards as well. Sent them to myself so postie would think i was popular! Bah Humbug!
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Dunno Sugar...I wouldn't touch her with ElB's dick and Dude pushing. Jeffro11 19 Nov
Okie
I just came to score some dolls and a quick giggle!
J. is coming for a late lunch
I'll be back on in an hour
*steals twinkie*
*steals *inside joke I'll tell Oklahoma later*
Ha ha bitches
@xxyxz-
Isnt that the name of an exit on the drive from las vegas to SoCal?
( * )( * )( 0 )( 0 )( o )( o )( ^ )( ^ )( < )( > )
creeps up behind me and shes like YAAAHHHH!
LOLO BOOBS! I AM FARTASTIC! HOW ARE YOU?
COME AND PUT A HAT AND OVERALLS ON ME!
Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 2:38pm.
Dang. One Upmanship in the Navel Academy!
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Nahhhhhhhh. We iz all equalz in da Navel Academy. I'll be da Goose to yer Maverick. hehe
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Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 2:53pm.
mystery solved
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Aww, poop! I suppose you're going to prove Santy ain't real too. *pout* Well, I guess the good thing about having an unaturally smoothed out belly button area is that it helps your eyes focus more quickly on the camel twattage. Nice!
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:05pm.
Did someone say cheese? what sort?
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Cheddy cheddar cheese bun sort!